how could george clooney hire matt damon? you could hire a baboon to give the same performance for half the price. last time matt was here i wound up gagged and tied to a chair. every great hero has a nemesis. superman has lex luthor. spiderman has the green goblin. i have liberacci's boyfriend. tonight, we cross swords again. i think i have a camera down in matt's dressing room where he spends a lot of time waiting. oh, look, it's jason boring on his phone. siri is the only one who will talk to him. he's probably uploading a selfie there. every night he's in that dressing room just waiting ae i waiting. matt? matt? matt? okay, that's enough. do we need to have him on anymore? technically that was an appearance, right? i'm sorry you had to see that. it's time for a pallet cleanser, if you will. we have a tradition around here on thursday nights. it is thursday night. it's for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it's this week in "unnecessary kren shcensokre krencensorship.

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. >> still to come, the big reunion between actor matt damon and jimmy kimmel. >> you remember when matt damon hijacked the show last year? wait until you hear what is in store a man who doesn't stand still. but jim has afib, atrial fibrillation, an irregular heartbeat not caused by a heart valve problem. that puts jim at a greater risk of stroke. for years, jim's medicine tied him to a monthly trip to the clinic to get his blood tested. but now, with once-a-day xarelto jim's on the move. jim's doctor recommended xarelto. like warfarin, xarelto is proven effective to reduce afib-related stroke risk. but xarelto is the first and only once-a-day prescription blood thinner for patients with afib not caused by a heart valve problem that doesn't require routine blood monitoring. so jim's not tied to that monitoring routine. [ gps ] proceed to the designated route. not today. [ male announcer ] for patients currently well managed on warfarin there is limited information on how xarelto and warfarin compare in reducing the risk of stroke. xarelto is just one pill a day taken with the evening mea

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oscar winner matt damon.ounder of walterter.org, to bring microfinance loan capital to those in the developing world without access to clean water. >> our partners identified access to affordable capital as one of their biggest points. massive demand for these loans. walter loa water loans. best thing we could do, and saw tremendous demand and all of these, social, social -- this, social capital markets. maybe marry the two up. >> yeah, a good place to do that. a lot of money around here. has the it been easy to get gettings, biggest star here. >> i'm not the biggest star here. i don't know where i rank. since we last -- did this show. we have -- we have added almost another 1 million, we have, brought clean water to another 1 million people. the model of alug people, giving people the tools to help themselves rather than just by doing straight charity. has been so effective. >> gary, the loans that are given out. can you explain to people again. when they get these loans. these are microloans. high rate of r

. >>> speaking of humility, ben affleck and matt damon slice and dice each other. who cares? they both look good. this is "way too early". >>>. >> so what. who cares. good morning. i'm thomas roberts, friday, february 14th, cupid's day. welcome to "way too early" where the theme's patriotic valentine and won't be mine meet and merry. the staff thinks i look like this guy, the stock guy for the olympics and his sweater. this is casual friday. joan rivers, if you are watching, who wore it better? you know who stole whose look z. >> let's get right to the devastating nor'easter still slamming the east coast delivering a partying blow of snow and sleet after yesterday's blizzardlike conditions. the storm is being blamed for at least 18 deaths, including a pra pregnant woman who was hit by a snowplow in new york city. doctors were able to save her baby. more than 400,000 homes and businesses are still in the dark, 90% in georgia and south carolina. 49 out of 50 states had snow on the ground yesterday, florida being the sole exception. >>> i will check in with kate parker, who is i

>> honestly my favorite was matt damon. >> jimmy: matt damon? that's the best one? >> yeah.: overrated. he's overrated. what do you like him from? l liberachi's boyfriend? >> no, i haven't seen that one. you like him in that one? >> jimmy: i don't like him at all. it's a long story. it's my magical story. then you come to the united states, did you know how to speak english already? >> oh, no. i only know what's your name, what's your name, where are you from, how old you are. that's it. >> jimmy: i was wondering because everybody speaks at least a little bit of english in the movie. and your character speaks english in the movie. what's the most difficult thing about trying to learn english? >> you can't talk to a girl, you know? it's a problem. >> jimmy: right, sure. i had that problem without the language barrier. >> imagine with no language. the weather in minneapolis had to be quite a change from living in somalia. >> the first it was very interesting to see the snow. >> of course, you had never seen snow before. >> but then i realized it was cold. so you got out there,

you should know that it wasn't matt damon.d applause ] we're going to miss you jimmy. >> jimmy: i'm not going anywhere. >> we're going to miss you a lot. >> jimmy: thank you. >> congratulations. >> jimmy: thank you very much. josh groban, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] dave salmoni and his animals are here and we'll be right back with liam neeson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by at&t. get your first 90 days of beats music free now. head to att.com/beatsmusic for more information. on expedia you can book any flight, car and hotel together to save even more. plus, get an extra $100 when you build your custom trip. expedia, find yours. i've been claritin clear for 7 days. woohoo! at the first sign of my allergies, my doctor recommended taking one claritin every day of my allergy season for continuous relief. 16 days! 26 days of continous relief. live claritin clear. every day. was it worshipped by an ancient civilization? it's real paco. [ man laughs, monkey screeches ] actua

matt damon.bout love help save your marriage? >> are you okay? >> the new research revealing watching romantic comedies could rev your relationship. ♪ get your back off the wall >>> all that plus the hottest girl band on the planet, little mix to mix up your morning as we say -- >> all: good morning, america. whoo! >> good morning, america. >>> and there's kevin hart, regina hall. they're signing autographs, they've got a great new movie that's coming out. kevin, he is just -- he's a riot. >> and he's in like 12 movies. >> i know. >> and they're all funny, so doing the selfie and all that down the red carpet. they're coming in. come inside here because look who we have, matt damon. now, wait a minute. george, we haven't seen george in a few minutes. >> no, we haven't. where might he be? >> i have -- i have no idea where george is. i have no -- i mean, i might have tied him up. >> this is shades of memory, you know, flashback when you were on jimmy kimmel and -- >> any chance i get to sit in a hos

. >> matt damon george clooney will ferrell chris pratt >> this week our favorite childhood toys finallymovie, and george clooney takes us on one of the world's biggest treasure hunts in >> of allied soldiers saving art from world war 2, but on set, the pranks between george and matt, almost matt damon: the director, you can delegate responsibility to everybody so he went to the wardrobe department and told them to- he knew i was trying to lose a couple pounds-so he had them take in my pants every few days, just by like an 1/8 of an inch. >> george clooney: matt and i have been doing horrible things-jokes on each other- for 15 years or something, matt damon: he's capable of getting very very complex with these things, they can get pretty crazy. >> if george is going to do something, he is going all in. so it's no surprise for this movie, he decided to take on every single role, from >> george clooney: i like directing, that's what i like doing. i like writing. this was a movie that i wanted to do cause i wanted to work with these actors as well. we really just laughed; we really had a >>

that includes his nemesis, matt damon. >> what? books what are you looking at me like that for question are >> i finally get on the show, ask me a question. >> ask me a question. >> what's your problem? how's that? this is matt damon pass first time on the show since he kidnapped kimmel and hijacked the show last year. we will see what happens tonight live at 11:30. should be fun. >> that's probably how they are at home. must be fun. >> that's how we are. >> we love each other. >> coming up, we put some former jeopardy championed to the test. >> more schools are closed >> new concerns tonight about the water in southern west virginia. >> residents were told the water was safe to drink after last month chemical school -- chemical spill, but some schools are closed after a student and teacher drank water and fell ill. from doctors tonight. drinkingirginia's water was declared safe to drink, but there are new concerns from several different sources. residents say they are terrified the water isn't safe after all. the national guard is

matt damon. other people there. [ laughter ] jorchl i understand. ber, by the way, suck on everybody's breast. >> jon: did you see that picture? >> i did. i was -- ah, offended. >> jon: i don't know where you find the time, write, direct, produce, act. did you. this i'm looking forward to it. when is it? friday? >> comes out friday fit doesn't snow us all to death. what going is on? >> jon: we elected a communist and god -- god has decided to punish us. it's a pure wrath situation. i apologize. >> that's okay. i take it. >> jon: monument men in theaters on friday here. george clooney. [ click, beep ] [ computerized voice ] what is technology? [ keyboard keys clacking ] ♪ what can it do? ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ hal ] when i lost my eye sight, i thought my painting days were over. [ computerized voice ] how far can we go? ♪ by using your hands, you can actually control your x-ray. [ all ] hi! [ computerized voice ] technology has the power to unite us. hang on honey, hang on. there he is. can you see him? [ baby crying ] i see him. [ giggling ] p

charles: we just had matt damon. bed nightly with her son, her 6-year-old son? liz: what is the story? absolutely not. this is so odd. why is this even being fought about or questions? charles: talking about the era of the overprotective parents. the mother says the son sleeps with me and husband sleeps on the sofa. liz: no way. charlesap opening ceremonies today. at this moment we are supposed to have kristy yamaguchi but they're having technical issues and a whole bunch of stuff. liz: of parent surveillance video, russian officials meeting surveillance cameras, a quote from the russian official overseeing the olympics we do have surveillance video from the hotels, people turning on the shower directing nozzle at the wall, and the internet is saying, everything clean you are becoming in the hotel rooms. charles: have you seen these photographs, the rooms are abysmal. the water coming out, you see two glasses of water. liz: this is an olympics where they're spending money to dwarf any prior olympics surpassing $50 bi

it's also a major motion picture directed by george clooney and starring george clooney, matt damon, bill murray and others. >> no matter how real book does, there's nothing that can reach a worldwide global aufd audience than a feature film. there's such an epic story about world war ii that's not in public knowledge. but it's focused on the good guys. the middle aged men who volunteer for it was so be a new kind of soldier when charged with saving rather than destroying. >> rose: the wonders of the american museum of natural history and a conversation with robert ed sell when we continue. captioning sponsored by rose communications from our studios in new york city, this is charlie rose. >> the astronomers were startled to see that the flight distant galaxies was always stretched out to longer wavelengths signifying that there were all moving away from us. >> rose: the american museum of natural history in new york is visited annually by five million people from around the world. it contains more than 32 million specimens and cultural artifacts. the museum's mission is to discover,

moving on now to another round in the special relationship between our friend, jimmy kimmel and matt damone introduced last night. >> he stood there because there was nowhere to sit down. eventually damon was given a small wooden chair. the rest of the cast got a chance to speak, but when kimmel asked damon a question, this is what happened. >> okay, that's a real question. i'll answer it. [ siren ] >> oh, no, that's the fire alarm. >> come on! >> i need everyone to exit the theater immediately. >> no, no, no, no. >> we're going to get the audience out of here, too. >> kimmel and damon have a long-running sort of love/hate relationship. you remember the last show which damon took jimmy kimmel hostage. now he is vowing revenge again. remember the music video with sarah silverman. >> yeah. >> i think matt damon -- i think that started it all. >> not going to say it. >>> new video this morning from justin bieber's dui arrest in miami beach. >> for the first time, we are seeing what went on after the 19-year-old pop star was taken into custody. police station surveillance cameras captured bieb

. >>> also, matt damon here live.say as he comes to discuss his new movie "monuments men" he has quite a surprise in store for us. >> a la -- okay. we'll just leave it at that. >> a lot comg up. >>> we do begin with the murder case in florida that began with a fight over loud music. michael dunn is claiming self-defense. he may seek protection under florida's stand your ground law. abc's steve osunsami has the story. >> reporter: this morning his attorneys seat a jury for his murder trial, 47-year-old software developer michael dunn is pleading not guilty saying what happened outside this florida gas station is a clear case of self-defense. >> 911, may i please have the ambulance? >> reporter: they say it started over loud music coming interest this red suv. dunn and his girlfriend had left his son's wedding in november 2012 and was in the car outside asking four black teenagers in the durango to turn it down. >> hey, would you mind turing that down? and they -- >> reporter: in this interrogation video he explained th

. >> top that, matt damon. >> jimmy: you must be very busy right now. i'm busy, yeah. i'm very busy. i really didn't think this through when i said i would host the oscars. oh, i have a show every day. so i've been doing that and i've been writing like crazy for the oscars. and i'm moving at the same time, which was not thought through either. so we're moving really right after the oscars. >> jimmy: do you hire movers? or do you move things yourself? >> we have movers but we usually have people helping us pack. but our housekeeper is out having her eyes done because i wanted her to do that. so she hasn't been around. so i've been doing everything and packing and stuff. but we bought this amazing house. i brought a picture of it. it's a beautiful house. >> jimmy: i would love to see it. oh, look at that. i love the hot tub. that's really -- >> seriously, i have been doing a lot of stuff around the house for some reason. and i have so much respect for people that make beds every single day. because the last time i made a bed was a while -- i used to make

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will be here: george clooney, bill murray, cate blanchett, john goodman, bob balaban, and even matt damonprogram. if he thinks i forgot what happened last time, he's got another thing coming. you know what i'm talking about. our first guest tonight went from being a dumb guy on "that 70's show" to becoming a very smart guy who now owns about three-quarters of the internet. you can watch him work every thursday night on "two and a half men" please welcome ashton kutcher. >> we love you ashton! >> you're so skinny. you're so thin right now. you're like my cousin that i see at family reunions, pot lucks and stuff. every time i see you, it's like a different state of jimmy. and you're so thin right now. >> jimmy: don't worry, old jimmy will be back. >> are you just working out? >> oh, no, no. you want to know the truth? i starve two days a week. i'm note jo not joking. on monday, i had a tangerine and two pickles. and on super bowl sunday, i had everything in the whole world. how you doing? >> you're so skinny. i don't even recognize you. >> jimmy: don't worry, i don't have any diseases. noth

he had one good one on matt damon. matt damon had this event, he was going to renew his vows with this -- his wife. george told the seamstresses on the film to take in his pants 1/4 of an inch every two weeks. he would go away, come back and put the pants on. all of us knew, everyone was deadpan looking at him. -- see the look on his face berlin is pretty great. i don't know if you have spent any time there, but it is really nice. it is really a bubbling place. it is an artists' colony. sort of like austin, texas is different from texas. berlin is different from germany. all the artists of europe's leader because it is inexpensive, reasonable to live. it is sort of like socialist. there are squatters and so forth. i don't american guy who was a socialist here who moved to berlin and he rents out his little place and he squat somewhere else. a crazy guy. >> i know a lot of architects that have done buildings there. there was a sense of a great, almost a that's one of the great towns for architecture anywhere. after the

i want to apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. the bough break let it come down crashing let the sun fade out to a dark sky ♪ ♪ i can't say i'd even notice it was absent 'cause i could live by the light in your eyes ♪ ♪ i'll unfold before you would have strung together the very first words of a lifelong love letter ♪ ♪ tell the world that we finally got it all right i choose you ♪ ♪ i will become yours and you will become mine i choose you i choose you ♪ ♪ oh-oh-oh there was a time when i would have believed them ♪ ♪ if they told me you could not come true just love's illusion but then you found me ♪ and everything changed and i believe in something again my whole heart ♪ ♪ will be yours forever this is a beautiful start to a lifelong love letter tell the world that ♪ we finally got it all right i choose you i choose you i do ♪ ♪ i will become yours and you will become mine i choose you ♪ ♪ i choose you i do i choose you i choose you ♪ ♪ we are not perfect we'll learn from our mistakes and as long as it takes ♪ ♪ i will prove my l

jimmy said if anyone applaud during the matt damon announcement he would cheer -- clear the >>> as wethings off to "good morning america" he are seven things to know before you go. >> let me get out of the way so you can see what is showing up on live doppler 7 hd. it is light to possibly moderate rain with the bright banding over the south bay with flight arrival delays at two hours into sfo and oakland and san jose are on time. you can see the rain over san francisco and will be steady until 10:00 and then a scattered showers with temperatures in the 40's and only into the mid-50's this afternoon. >> tow trucks finally on the scene in el sobrante after the big rig carrying a double trailer jumped the center divider and is straddling eastbound and westbound lanes. traffic is backed up for miles from highway 4 to the hoffman split will take you one hour which is normally 14 minutes. eastbound traffic is moving better but c.h.p. is hopeful that this is going to clear up within the next couple of hours. >> three, caltran is expected to survey a crumbling marin county hillside that gave

actors ben affleck and matt damon auctioning off a double date with the two of them to raise money fore lucky winners get a night out in hollywood with the movie stars. and they give a video and giving fans a sneak peek to see what they might be like. >> maybe we can talk about fun stuff from stories from the set of "the bourn identity." >> or storying from the movie "argo" which won best picture. what happened. >> or we could talk about "good will hunting" and who did the bulk of the writing. >> that's a good idea. or learn about things that are actually true like how incredibly short matt damon is. >> and how ben's left eye twitches every time you say the word "gili." >> and house of cards fans are all excited about the new season. they include real-life politicians. the website and now the news recruiting members of the kons to deliver the lines about kevin spay kevin y's character. >> the bill will come up on wednesday. >> it's far. it's a long. i have zero tolerance for the trail. >> the nature is that they are new, immune. >> and that's what we're watching tonight if you want to

matt damon, oprah winfrey, even president obama sending video messages. the last show would not have been right without a little song and dance. >> ♪ executives are popping in to say you're through ♪ >> fans turned up to bid fond farewell to their hero. >> there is no one quite like jay leno. he is a total icon. >> he will now hand over the torch and his microphone to jimmy fallon, who will prevent -- resent his first tonight show on february 17. >> here are the headlines. russia gets ready to raise the curtain on sochi 2014. the lavish opening ceremonies expected this friday under the watchful eye of some 40,000 security personnel. diplomatic conversation about ukraine's future is posted online forcing washington to apologize to the european union. the u.s. blames russia for the leak. a step on the road to lasting democracy -- tunisia celebrates its new constitution. it helps the text will bring an end to years of political crisis. with tunisia, where a ceremony is being held at the national assembly for its new landmark constitution. leaders from france

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. >> it kicked off with career advice from celebrity guests including matt damon, charlie sheen, andesident obama. >> i decided to make you my new ambassador to antarctica. >> billie crystal led a musical tribute to leno. >> if you were me you'd buy them all a car! >> and more music from garth brooks who was one of leno's favorite artists. afterward outside, brooks stopped to talk to fans about the finale. >> i was really proud of him. i think i would have balled like the baby the whole time. >> in the end, jay did break down as he thanked his fans and staff. >> this has been the greatest 22 years of my life giving a send off from his predecessor, the late johnny carson. he said i bid you all a heartfelt goodbye. we know that leno says he does not plan on doing another late night show, at least not any time soon. he may do some specials for nbc, perhaps maybe a car show, but nothing has been confirmed. but he is going out on top. >>> i thought it was so classy he picked up carson's perfect line, the line to exit on. >> yes, and saying there is nobody better than him. it really was a

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. >> let's talk about rose, the woman played by kate blan chet, there was a scene with her and matt damons the temporary curator in paris. what about this woman and real life woman, this french woman and her heroism? >> cate does a wonderful job. she works for four years at the museum, halfway between the con cord and the louvre, most of us in paris walk right by. it was the nazi looting headquarters where so many tens of thousands were brought and cataloged and photographed and taken to the rooik. the woman who was a custodian also understood german and making secret notes on backs of envelopes and pieces of paper and digging through trash cans ats night. almost caught her twice. she was very clever and trying to be obscure and working, getting out of the building every day. ultimately at the end of the war in france with the end of the liberation of paris in august 1944, she begins this courtship with matt damon's character, a man in real life who becomes the fifth director of museum of art. they have this dance, two people of destiny, each needing the information the other has, can go

matt damon. bill murray. john goodman.s is our history, and it's not to be destroyed. we better get it back. [ male announcer ] "the monuments men." rated pg-13. [ puppy barking ] ♪ ♪ [ dog whimpers, horse neighs ] ♪ well you only need the light when it's burning low ♪ ♪ only miss the sun when it starts to snow ♪ ♪ only know you love her when you let her go ♪ ♪ ♪ only know you've been high when you're feeling low ♪ ♪ only hate the road when you're missing home ♪ ♪ only know you love her when you let her go ♪ ♪ [ barks ] ♪ and you let her go [ barks ] ♪ [ brakes screech ] ♪ and you let her go [ horse whinnies ] ♪ ♪ will you let her go? [ barking ] [ horse whinnies ] ♪ >> stephen: welcome back, everybody! before we go i just want to announce that tomorrow night pussy riot will be at the barkley center in brooklyn for bringing human rights back home concert with imagine dragons, flaming lips, loren hill, madonna and much, much more. now, only a personal note i just want to say, vladimir, i don't ask much and i don't ask often

he had one good one on matt damon.matt damon was going to renew the vows of his wife, and george told the seamstresses on the film to take in his pants a quarter of an inch every two weeks. so he'd go away and come back and put pants on and all of us knew, but everyone was-- you know... dead faced. dead panning looking at him. and you see just the look on his fairfax like-- it was -- >> the location was good, too. >> well, berlin's pretty great. i don't know if you spent any time there. but it's really nice. it's really a bubbling place. it's an artist colony, and very unique even in germany. sort of like lost in texas is very different from texas. berlin is very different than the rest of germany. expawlt artists of europe flee there. it's inexpensive. it's very reasonable to live. people live sort of like socialists. there are the squatters and so forth. i know an american guy who was like a socialist here who moved to berlin and he rent outs his sort of little place and he squats somewhere else. >> rose: i know a lo

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he was start -- he was alongside matt damon. shot in part in germany, "the monuments men" discusses rescuing art from the nazi in world war ii. our film correspondent is down there. he has seen that movie. scott, everyone loves george clooney, right? you get the feeling that everyone loves his new movie. yes. i have to belong to that crowd. loving george clooney, not really liking this film. it had so much potential, "the monuments men." art historians who came in to rescue precious works of art in a race against time -- it really had the potential, given the great cast with clooney directing, to be a ocean -- a "oceans 11" with nazis. instead, it is far too earnest and not funny enough, and clooney spends too much time explaining to his audience in long speeches why it is very important that they rescue european art, almost as if he doesn't trust his audience, maybe his american audience, to care that much about the picassos and the various works of art stolen. unfortunately, unless you are really crazy for clooney and want to

george clooney, bill murray, cate blanchett, john goodman, bob balance ban, and human door-stop matt damon this is going to be exciting. you know all these big companies spend multimillions of dollars on commercials yesterday but esurance did an interesting thing. they saved 30% on their commercial by running it after the game when nobody was watching, and they're going to give the $1.5 million they saved to one lucky person, which could be you, on wednesday night. all you have to do is enter -- to enter is tweet esurancesave30 with the hashtag in front of it and wait for a knock on the door to see if -- we're going to hand someone $1.5 million. it could be you, guillermo. >> wow. that would be great. >> jimmy: there's guillermo. we're on top of our game here tonight. [ laughter ] our first guest this evening rode the f word like a triple crown-winning thoroughbred into our national consciousness. now she is co-host of "the talk," which you can walk every weekday on cbs. please welcome sharon osbourne. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ very good to see you. >> it's always good to see you. >> jimmy

. >> a key relationship in the film is between matt damon's character and an art historian played bycate blanchett. this scene is the moment she decides to help them. >> she finally learned to trust him and told him where the works of art had gone, and she gave him, we believe, this very photograph folded increased -- folded, creased, and worn. she showed him where he needed to go to find this incredible trove of artwork. >> not every work of art was recovered. the whereabouts of many stolen pieces is still unknown. but the monuments men are the reason why michelangelo's madonna is still in bruges and gauguin's masterpiece can still be seen in ghent. news, washington. >> brave and unusual work of the monuments men. now, before we go, there is one last amazing image we have to show you. frommber and professional england is waiting to find out if he has set a new world record for surfing the biggest wave ever. he says he rode the 80 foot wave following us warm up the portuguese coast, and experience you can see there. he described it as intimidating, pompey, and far from perfect. the r

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. >> that includes matt damon. >> why are you looking at me like that? >> you asked me a question. >> asked me a question. what is your problem? how is that for a question? >> that is his first time act on the show since he kidnapped kimmel and hijacked the show last year. that was a funny series. see what happens tonight immediately following this newscast. [laughter] >> i am sure there are more laughs to come. what have we got to come in the weather? >> very quiet weather tomorrow, beautiful friday. clouds and light snow on the weekend but not a major snowstorm. may i repeat that? light snow, that is it. today, this is the highest temperature and lowest temperature in the country. miami, 85. this morning, west yellowstone -- it is cold, booboo. 30 -- 47 below zero. we are pretty tame compared to that. those numbers below are average for february. look at the records set in the state six years ago. 74 degrees. we will see temperatures climb tomorrow into the 30's and near 40. 2010 teens and the farther north and west. in the cold areas, we are seeing nu

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