stephen welcomes matthew broderick! space archaeologist sarah parcak! and a musical performance by kacey musgraves! human"! and now it's time for "the late show" with stephen colbert! (cheers and applause) >> stephen: thank you, everybody! 11:41. we're still on the air. that's not bad. folks, thank you so much. (applause) i don't mean to brag -- (audience chanting stephen) >> stephen: thank you so much. ordinarily i would let you chant my name for an hour and cut it out in post but this is live. i'd like to think of myself as one of television's top catholics. since abc canceled mother against johnny carson. never forgave her. i haven't had time for my tray traditions, especially confession. i was wondering if i could examine my conscious with you the audience. you wouldn't tell anybody, right? >> audience: no! >> stephen: great. (laughter) this is stephen colbert's midnight confessions. now, for the record, i'm not sure if these are technically sins, but i do feel bad about them. okay, i'll be right back. forgive me, audience, because sometimes, someti

matthew broderick. have a great night and s (cheers and applause) >> announcer: welcome to the colbert! (cheers and applause) ( band playing intro music ) ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by cbs ♪ ♪ ( band playing "late show" theme ) welcome to "the late show," everybody! and i mean that! (audience chanting stephen) >> stephen: thank you so much! (cheers and applause) in there, out there, all around the world! thank you so much! (cheers and applause) thank you! thank you! thanks, everybody! please! thank you so much! welcome to "the late show." mr. and mrs. america, all the ships at sea, i am stephen colbert. and tonight we are coming to you live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city! (cheers and applause) jimmy, can we get a "live" graphic in the corner? througthere you go! live! there are only two ways to get one of those: a live talk show, or a high-speed police chase. (laughter) i'm saving that for sweeps. this "live" graphic is a sacred trust that means that what you are seeing

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and matthew broderick is the thief who brings them together and figures it all out. and it's set in, like, medieval times, and has a 100% synth score. >> seth: yeah, it's super synthy. >> it is very jarring, the juxtaposition between the music choices and the movie. it makes absolutely no sense. >> seth: it's also really great that the name "ladyhawke" which you think could be anything -- >> yep. >> seth: -- is so literal. >> yep. [ laughter ] yes. >> seth: why is it called "ladyhawke?" oh, there's a lady and a -- >> and she's a hawk. [ laughter ] we thought people would get it. it used to be called "ladyhawke, [ laughter ] what a mess. >> seth: well, please defend it. >> i will. >> seth: i will listen to that, and please defend it. >> you should come on and be the guest for that episode. >> seth: i would love that. >> done. >> seth: i'm there. >> next time we do a live show here, it's you. >> seth: that's great. thank you so much for being here. congrats on the movie. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: you are not a scumbag. you are my best friend. >> i