i'm here with matthew mcconaughey. of the studio. down the hall. around the back. circle this keg. and then do one more lap. we've got our brew hats on, too. which is pretty awesome. these are an kind of an amazing invention. they're just coolers with motorized -- i don't know. all right, ready? yeah. [ laughter ] you can't stop, once you start drinking. >> steve: it's either going to go in or on you. you got a choice. [ applause ] >> jimmy: dude's going to get hammered. let's go. i'm going to win this. >> steve: all right. ready? gentlemen, start, start your engines! ready, set, go! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what happened? >> we got a draw. >> jimmy: what happened? >> we got a draw. >> jimmy: matthew mcconaughey, everybody. "killer joe" is in select theaters this friday. carla gugino joins us next. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] man has long dreamed of turning lead into gold. we dreamed of turning gold into platinum. triple-f

was that matthew mcconaughey and shirley mclane? is that -- >> matthew has his shirt on -- just saying. go ahead. >> you know, matthew mcconaughey has left his shirt on in the past couple of movies and i'm not even angry about him because he's so darn good. >> cool! >> there's so much to love in this movie and jack black is spectacular. reach art link letter directed it and it's a great mix of re-enactment versus actual documentary and the best part about bernie is that people telling this real-life story are the actual people in texas. i'm from texas, and let me tell you that we love to gossip, y'all, and so this is the best movie. it is so much fun and jack black is as good as you have never seen him and mcconaughey lives in texas, so there is another texan connection. fresh or rotten on your meter? >> so fresh. this movie is so fresh it is at 91% which means everyone has to see it not only for the great performances by the actors, but by matthew mcconaughey's real-life mom and he gets his personality from somewhere. >> of this the

you can see him alongside a very scary matthew mcconaughey in the new movie "killer joe," playing ines now. please say hello to thomas haden church. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how's it going? you're a big man, you know. most of the actors come out here are about the size of kelly ripa. you could probably have a career of throwing people out of bars, if you so chose. >> thank you, james. there's normal people and then there's kelly ripa. i got to throw something, my mom always wants me to say hi to guillermo. >> jimmy: is that right? >> she loves guillermo. >> jimmy: i didn't know you habla espanol. >> i don't, really. i like to make the accent sound authentic. >> jimmy: you have a ranch in texas. how many do you have? >> we run cattle on probably five different ranches. >> jimmy: really? so, this is like a business. >> no, it's a business. >> jimmy: a lot of people have ranches and then they kind of pretend they ranch and then they have some animals that they talk about but they're not really ranching. nour r you're ranching. >> oh, yeah. we run several held of cattle. it's a

starting this friday, you can see her starring alongside matthew mcconaughey in a wild new movie calledeers and applause ] ♪ killer joe killer joe killer joe killer joe ♪ ♪ killer joe >> jimmy: gina, you look beautiful. >> hi. >> jimmy: you look beautiful. thanks for coming back to visit us here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: we always love when you come on the show. it's always fun. >> i always like coming to see you. >> jimmy: "killer joe" is getting crazy buzz. i cannot wait to see this. we had mcconaughey on. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he was good. he's a tall drink of water. >> he's a tall drink of water. >> jimmy: lots of ladies like that guy, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. right. ladies like him? [ cheers and applause ] a lot of the dudes like gina. [ cheers and applause ] a lot of the ladies like gina gershon as well. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. i'm sure a lot do. and a lot of dudes probably like matthew after "magic mike," too. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. yeah. >> it's like we are everywhere. >> jimmy: but, it's a totally different movie. >> oh, yeah

i love matthew mcconaughey. cards on the table. is he as nice to work with as i imagine he is?his movie. i've never seen him better. and, you know, we have pretty intense crazy scenes together. so he was lovely to work with. we really didn't speak to one another during the shoot. >> really? why? i love this. this is like keeng the tension alive. >> yeah, when you see the movie, you'll understand. we just had a kind of a really gnarly intense scene at the end. i think we kept a respectable, you know, professional distance from each other until we had to come together. and it was funny because we didn't have a lot of time to shoot. i think it was a very intense shoot. we were all kind of focused. i saw him one night out at a bar. we were in new orleans. you know, i didn't have any makeup on. i didn't have my look i was going for. i was like, hey. he's looking at me like, hello. i'm like, hi, matthew, it's me. he's like, oh, my god. we really hadn't kinof, you know, talked just as normal people. but he's lovely. >> i want to play you one of my favorite "funny or die" clips ever. t

and also matthew mcconaughey. >> he's a nice guy.t got married. >> a lovely girl, she's fantastic. lnge with the cadillac ats. this is actually starting to feel real now. [ ross ] this is the perfect place to test the ats's advanced aerodynamics. [ derek ] we've got crosswinds, tailwinds, headwinds. aerodynamics is all about keeping the car planted on the road. you are going to get hit by stuff, so don't freak out. [ screaming with excitement ] and move out now. ♪ [ male announcer ] the all-new cadillac ats. ♪ >>> i'm liable to blow this whole thing real good. >> what am i supposed to say? >> tell her the story. why do you have to make everything so difficult? >> what story? >> the situation. tell her why joe's coming over tonight. >> how am i supposed to -- >> if she don't know what's expected of her, she might disappoint him. >> i'm riding her over to the thrifty, ain't i? >> oh. >> "killer joe." gina's back with me now. it's a great movie this. i love matthew mcconaughey. cards on the table. is he as nice to work with as i imagine

and also matthew mcconaughey. >> he's a nice guy.ie. >> and just got married. >> a lovely girl, she's fantastic. ♪ ♪ i want to go ♪ i want to win [ breathes deeply ] ♪ this is where the dream begins ♪ ♪ i want to grow ♪ i want to try ♪ i can almost touch the sky [ male announcer ] even the planet has an olympic dream. dow is proud to support that dream by helping provide greener, more sustainable solutions from the olympic village to the stadium. solutionism. the new optimism.™ ♪ this dream >>> i'm liable to blow this whole thing real good. >> what am i supposed to say? >> tell her the story. why do you have to make everything so difficult? >> what story? >> the situation. tell her why joe's coming over tonight. >> how am i supposed to -- >> if she don't know what's expected of her, she might disappoint him. >> i'm riding her over to the thrifty, ain't i? >> oh. >> "killer joe." gina's back with me now. it's a great movie this. i love matthew mcconaughey. cards on the table. is he as nice to work with as i imagine he is? >> he -- fir

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matthew mcconaughey. you are not new to movies.red girls" and "training day." >> right. >> what is different about this one, "paper boy?" >> it is the new lee daniels movie which is really exciting. he is an awesome person and director and the story is incredible. it's a story that no one has ever told before and it takes place in the south and the '70s and is very different. you know? it is very dark and interesting. a lot of sex and love and mystery and murder in it. it's pretty awesome. >> what do you like about your character? how do identify with your character? >> well, she is very -- i play a housekeeper and one thing i learned in this role is that the people that work in your home are very observant because they see everything. they hear all the arguments, you know. they know what your underwear looks like. you know what i mean? she is someone who knows everything without telling everybody. >> it seems as though you're able to be very loyal to, you know, who you are. you're being -- you are being very loyal to the macy gray

let's recap how the republican national convention turned into the latest high concept matthew mcconaughey-kateon romantic comedy. imagine you know somebody a long time and you trust them and you're desperate and you make is the commitment and plan the date and but you get ready to take the plunge, she walks in. beautiful. charasmatic. creationist. what do you do? what... do you do? you got to go through with it. you already rented the plate. you got the groomsman and the bestman, the bridesmaid laid out crazy cash on some ridiculous outfit she'll never wear again. besides, how bad can it be really? >> i've been called a maverick. [applause] >> someone who marches to the beat of his own drum. sometimes it's meant as a compliment, sometimes it's not. >> jon: sarah! i love you! i made the biggest mistake -- [ whimpering ] >> >> from the outset the stage last night was a bit off. the nominee began his acceptance speech not before washington walter reed hospital but california's walter reed middle school on a stage that appeared to be giving america the middle finger. but that wasn't -- [cheers and

we need shots of a shirtless matthew mcconaughey.be trading his goggles for a rose? the olympic heartthrob dropped by a movie premiere earlier this week, posing with chris harrison, which makes people wonder if he is being courted as the next bachelor. saying in a recent interview, he would, quote, be willing to find the girl of his dreams on the show. >> he came on with us, because he's a really competitive guy, he would do it. i think he's a little unclear on the concept. they're competing for him. >> maybe he enjoys watching competition. >> he'll work it out. >>> and there's one very happy mother in berlin today, after birthing a 350-pound baby. >> oh. >> that baby's name, enchali, which means greeting in thai. the momma, pang pha, may have been happier than most moms after delivering. not only because of the weight but also because she was pregnant for nearly two years. we thought jessica simpson had a long pregnancy. >> ding. >> really? >> yes. >> two years. that's just unfair. >> the miracle of childbirth. it knows no wonders.

i really liked -- anyway, so we have guests like matthew mcconaughey, betty white, meghan mccain, johnstudios in glendale. and i tell you, i tell you the truth, jimmy, i never thought i'd miss it as much. i love this show. >> jimmy: you do? >> i love it. i love hulu. they're great people, hulu. >> jimmy: they're not people. it's a website. larry -- you -- they're not people, it's a website. >> corporations are people. >> jimmy: that's what mitt romney says. >> thank god for them. i'm just very excited about it. i think it's a great way to come back. you know when i look at my life, i started the first national network radio show. >> jimmy: that's right. i used to listen to that every night. >> you were a little child. >> jimmy: yes, i was. little child, but yeah. >> i started the first worldwide call-in television talk show, cnn. >> jimmy: that's right. >> so, now this. as your producers told me, i'm kind of like a pioneer. >> jimmy: you are like a pioneer. [ applause ] yes. we need to get you a hat with a tail on it or something and a musket. >> first jew with a stagecoach going west.

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>> yeah, well, i took matthew mcconaughey to an actual male revue, so that was interesting. >> jimmy:s going through change of life. [ laughter ] this was the role, i think, that he was born to play. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> he is such a carnie. you feel like he should be in a carnival. it's an unbelievable -- >> jimmy: you said there's a scene that's him and the kid that he said was amazing? >> oh man, it's -- i won't give it away, but between the mirror and the training studio. but yeah, we did a lot of things. i got waxed. i got waxed and that was -- >> jimmy: that's not fun. >> nope, i've seen you guys do wax on wax off. >> jimmy: yeah, we play that game, yeah. >> apparently football players don't need hair either to play the sport. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, yeah. they get waxed. we play a game on our show called "wax on wax off." where it's a trivia game where every time you get the wrong answer, we wax your chest. [ laughter ] and the trick of it is that you don't play the game, your friend plays for you. [ laughter ] and the friend has no idea and it's really like, lith

. >>> matthew mcconaughey. >> hey. >> he is enjoying a resurgence in his career, for what will be a shoo-inrole that's causing him to shrink before our eyes. that's not the one. feel free to keep that picture up. this is the new one. >> look at his face. >> so gaunt. he will star along leo dicaprio, and jean desjardins. and these are big powerful movies. and congratulations for his incredible work in "magic mike." >> academy award. right. >>> i know you haven't forgotten robert pattinson and kristen stewart split. selling the l.a. home he shared with stewart, though she has not moved out. pattinson bought that house for $6.3 million less on a year ago for the two of them to live in. but it is reportedly over. he, in fact, joked with jimmy kimmel last week about being homeless. so, here's to hoping that pattinson finds a new place to call his own soon. >> he will be fine. >> i'm not worried. we met him here. >> i missed him when he was here. i almost came back from vacation just for that. >> lovely and charming. >> i have something of a crush. >>> finally, this snapshot of a so-called lion.