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>>> the offer for matthew mcconaughey that the actor just can't refuse.riday, september 13th. >>> good friday morning. thank goodness it's friday. glad to have will reeve here with us. >>> we begin with the democratic divide on full advertise play. the top presidential hopefuls butting heads as they pitch their plans for health care, immigration, and so much more. they took the debate stage in houston but then the gloves came off. moderator linsey davis of abc news, our colleague, pressed senator kamala harris on criminal justice and her record as a prosecutor. >> and the twitterverse was here for it and front-runner joe biden faced the most attacks flanked by elizabeth warren and bernie sanders. but he came out swinging in defense of obamacare and his proposed changes. abc's terry moran has the details. >> reporter: ten candidates came out. the stakes so high each of them determined to make their case for why they should be at the top of the democratic ticket. >> i've actually never met anybody who likes their health insurance company. >> we're walking a

the star-studded trailer features everyone from matthew mcconaughey to chrissy teigen.en two ferns sprouts on netflix september 20th i got a message from my brother yesterday with this trailer saying he can't wait, and neither can i. >> just for having one guest or a few but to have an entire feature film of it it's going to be awesome in today's top stories animal shelters have plummeted across the country. that's according to largest the report found that euthanasia rates fell by more than 75% over the last decade. the shift is bleevgd to have been caused by more people spaying and neutering their pet adopting rescue animals. >>> we have some good news for comedian kevin hart who is on the mend from back surgery less than a week after being in that horrific car crash in malibu the head of his production company is speaking out this morning with some encouraging news about the actor's recovery here's nbc's joe fryer >> reporter: days after surviving a crash inside his vintage muscle car, comedian kevin hart is on the mend. the president of his production company says k

matthew mcconaughey becomes a professor? >> how do you feel now? >> amazing. get outraged fatigue today. they are 50% cotton and 50% nitroglycerin. [laughter] [applause] >> you get outraged on right about anything? all you do is post pictures of you working out. >> that's what i feel about instagram. my social media is to let you know i'm doing other things besides social media. if somebody is outraged on social media about me, that's just not real enough for me. if you're that upset, i'm literally not that hard to find. come find me, we'll figure it out. we talk about this, stalkers and people who hate you, don't worry about people who hate you because they don't have to find you. you should present hope is okay. these boycotts, six people will boycott your olive garden? [laughter] >> i think they'll survive. >> might get the companies to have a few days off? >> it gets us submissive. >> do your due diligence. when did outrage in those how dare you feelings become intolerable and something that was cool? that something like the aristocrats had. why a 22-year-

democratic presidential candidate beto o'rourke made an appearance along with actor matthew mcconaughey, singer sizza and yachty t-shirts and other memorabilia will be donated. >> between 150 and 200 passengers fled terminal a after they were told to evacuate by airline attendants according to port authority officials, a flight attendant with alaska airlines ibecame alarmed after speaking to two men near the gate. they sent out a tweet saying there was no threat and passenger and employees were rescreened and allowed to return the flight attendant was questioned who triggered the alarm. >> here we are with more on dorian 14 days when we were first starting watch, here we are with dorian just stalled. >> yeah, we're going to be talking about it going into 21 days here. it's the storm surge, though, that today is really going to be vital for florida. 2 to 4 feet accumulation with this surge, this hurricane force winds are really going to be acting up those waves and really going to cause that surge in those areas. now, it's not in the forecast just yet, but national weather service alread

matthew mcconaughey becomes a film professor. >> how do you feel now?. >> get outrage fatigue today. >> greg: do you get outrages online about anything. all you do is put pictures of you working out. >> that's how i feel about social media. if somebody is outraged on social hide yeah at me -- social media at me. if e you get that upset, i am literally not that hard to find. if you are that upset come find me,e' we'll figure it out. you talked about it with stalkers and people who hate you. you don't worry about people who hate you any more because they don't have h to go find you. these boycotts seriously, six people are going to boycott your olivee garden? why can't these companies say get ahead. you need a few days off. greg: they get subject missive. >> it should be we are not firing this person. wewe are going to do our due diligence. >>ut when did the how dare you kind of feeling become intolerable. that was something that was cool. it's like -- why a 22-year-old experiencing these emotions that have no real relevance except it gives them credibili

actor matthew mcconaughey and democratic presidential candidate o'rourke made appearances. 22 the people were killed and 20 others were wounded in that shooting that happened august iii. >>> first responders were holding first responder drills. walnut police and concord police along can when the contra costa fire protection district are holding two deals a day through friday. they are working to conduct the training. more than 200 workers from the hospital are volunteering for the exercise. organizers say they hope they never face this situation in real life. if they do, it is important they are prepared. >> we are trying to make it as realistic as possible. we're stationing people in different spots where they might be in a realistic environment whether it was a clinic or actual doctor visit. >> the drills are taking place in a vacant building located at the walnut medical campus. you. >>> we started the day kind of cool, but things have brightened up. >> we do have a lot more sunshine out there. giving you a look over san francisco. san francisco is only 60 degrees. take a look at sfo

. >> my guest today is matthew mcconaughey. >> good to be here, zach >> of all the things you can winthing okay >> you have a major leak in here. >> i'm so sorry. let's see what is going on. >> dude, don't do that >> who was the idiot that installed the sprinkler system really, turn the sprinklers off. [ bleep ]. >> matthew mcconaughey on the interview talk show and you give me a network talk show i'm a white man and i'm straight and i deserve it >> al, i've never seen you laugh so hard. >> amazing. >> when? when when >> taking his show on the road to include cameos by a ton of hollywood stars, including will ferrell, jon hamm, tiffany haddish. "between two ferns" hits netflix september -- >> wait, wait. a countdown. >> september 20th. >> deborah's birthday. i know what to get her. >> we know what you'll be doing. >>> wait, a daly click >> yes it is adorable today's show, watch this, it's a highlight from the world peewee football nothing says you're ready to take on your opponent like breaking through a banner at the start of a game, except in this case >> oops. >> they finally break

after matthew mcconaughey and democratic president beto o'rourke made appearances, 22 people were killed 20 others were wounded in the august 3rd shooting.>>> actor and comedian kevin hart is expected to make a full recovery after being injured in a serious car crash and mala do early sunday morning. sheriff's deputies said art was a passenger in his 1970 plymouth barracuda and the car veered off mulholland hall dash highway and rolled down an embankment. both heart and the driver were rushed to the hospital for back injuries. the other passengers suffered minor injuries. arts wife told reporters that her husband and the two other people in the car are doing fine.>>> traveling for days at sea embarking on a 300 nautical mine mile swim in the pacific. we met up with vortex swimmer ben look up after he ended his journey. here, you see them swimming toward the golden gate bridge over the weekend. now he joins us here in our studio.>>> first and foremost, how did it feel after swimming all of that time in the pacific to go underneath the golden gate and see some land? >> it was amazing becau

matthew mcconaughey was there, beto o'rourke was also there, and the money, the proceeds from this concerthey have established an el paso victims relief fund, a ver good cause among other things. they will provide scholarships for the victims of some of these children, whether they were shot and hurt those who were killed. >> good that he went back. the money is nice, bualso just having a good time out is nice. >> former chicago bears star charles peanut tillman also raised money for charity. he over came his fear of open water to row 65 miles across lake michigan with his rowing partner, jacob beckley, to raise money for pediatric cancer research. that boat you see them in, they actually built from scratch. 65 miles they rode, over 24 hours. as peanut tillman said that's 1144 football fields. they raised about $100,000 for their foundation. it was inspired in part by tillman's daughter, tina, who received a heart transplant 11 years ago. the really cool part is tina was there to see her father row into chicago, and she said she was amazed. >> that's a beautiful thing. i want to go back to