. >> a choice between that and a rerun of "maude."is flight simulator. dad, i'm having sex with my avatar, what? i want you to read this black and white brick with pictures of freaks in it with no waists. awesome. >> jimmy: you'd have trouble with that. you have written a book. did you enjoy the writing process? >> no. >> jimmy: no? >> it was lengthy and confusing. well, do people that can't swim enjoy being thrown in a lake? >> jimmy: no. not usually. >> well, there's your answer, james. >> because i remember a time, and this is -- i know it sounds like a joke, but this is absolutely true. we were working at "the man show" and you said to me, you asked me how to spell your wife ly lynnette's first name. >> we had only been dating for two years. at that time. and why it's not li i'll never know. but i had -- it was funny because i have no idea what i'm doing and i'm talking to my editor in new york, and i'm saying, how long should this book be, and she's like, about 80,000 words and i'm like -- is that a pamphlet, the bible? 80,000 wo