from "the whole truth," maura tierney. and music from usher.o and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, moving right along, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks, i'm jimmy. thank you for watching. thanks for -- thanks for coming so i can gaze in your eyes and -- it's great to have you here. it would be embarrassing if you weren't here. we have a lot to get to tonight, and not a moment to waste, beginning with the pope, who could not be here tonight with us, but the pope is in england right now. hard to believe, but this is the first official papal visit to great britain in more than 500 years. in the 1500s, hinge henry wanted to divorce his wife but the pope wouldn't allow it -- it was a different pope -- so, instead henry chopped her head off, and that was that, and -- this morning the pope was greeted by the queen, who is the head of the church of england, and fellow member of the funny hat club. you can see they had a big ceremony. it's weird to see the pope in a regular car. but he was driving

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and later this week, maura tierney, nathan fillion and music from trace adkins and usher.here. with his new movie. excellent. i'm not just saying that because we love each other. it really is. how you doing, guillermo? i bet you're going to be delicious tonight when you get home. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: our first guest tonight is an incredible man. he saved countless swimmers from certain death and survived a vicious roasting of his own last month on comedy central. starting one week from tonight, you can see him on the 11th season premiere of "dancing with the stars." please say hello to david hasselhoff. [ cheers and applause ] how's it going? >> wow. [ cheers and applause ] whatever you guys are on, i want some of it. [ cheers and applause ] what do you mean, how's it going? i'm doing "dancing with the stars," it's horrible. >> jimmy: is it really horrible? >> i'm not barishnikov. i'm telling you, it's hard. >> jimmy: you have to practice a lot, don't you? >> yeah, yeah, it's mentally draining because it's not like just going up and doing "the producers" where you just p

maura tierney will be here and beautiful ben affleck will join us on the show.anged already? >> yes. >> jimmy: you know, all joking aside, can you tell us what mexican independence means to you? >> oh, it means a lot. it means we're independent from the spains. >> jimmy: from what? >> from the people from spain. >> jimmy: right. thanks for that. all right. 19 years ago, our first guest saved my life. i was addicted to little debbie snack cakes. he really straightened me out. the television show that bears his name returned for a ninth season this week. he's 60 and sexy. please welcome dr. phil mcgraw. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for coming. and happy birthday to you. i know two weeks ago -- >> turned 60. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> that sounded really old a long time ago. >> jimmy: 60? yeah. >> when you -- well, you don't know, but when you get closer, all of a sudden it doesn't seem so bad. >> jimmy: i know what you mean. you ease into it and you really believe, like, that's not really that old. >> and nobody celebrates. they go, oh, how do yo