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she could have been maury povich in a way, the female maury povich. but you know what?r voice. and the way she did that, it's true, is with the honesty and using her own life's narrative as programming material. she put it out there for her audience, and it's also absolutely right, the incredible, searing honesty she had. she didn't invent, of course, the talk show format. but she brought -- >> she changed it. >> yes, she brought that kind of honesty to it and made it authentic and became a force of moral authority in this country. >> lola, you might have hinted at this earlier, but we take it for granted now because oprah is such a household name and part of the culture. but was there a racial resonance to a black woman, there weren't that many of them on tv 30 years ago, becoming so powerful? >> no one had ever seen anyone like oprah. i mean, she talks about when she first appeared on the screen, she was this big black woman with a jheri curl and a fur coat. but she managed to tap into something americans had been longing for and they didn't know it. she was funny, ho

or as i put it, best episode of maury povich ever. you are the terrorist. no, you are. the u.s. said that bin laden was actually buried out at sea today. what a tough year for the ocean. first bp pumps oil into it. then radiation seeps in from japan. and then we're like, hey, do you mind? we're going to put osama bin laden in there. what did i do wrong? i'm the ocean. >> tonight jimmy welcomes actress whoopi goldberg, sesame street's elmo, and musical guest jennifer hudson. "late night with jimmy fallon," week nights 12:35. >>> it's time for your first look at entertainment news. charlie sheen has taken on many varied real life roles lately, but they keep getting more bizarre. yesterday, wearing a university of alabama jersey and cap, sheen toured a tuscaloosa neighborhood decimated by last week's tornadoes. sheen says he's working with local authorities to organize a set. >>> also mariah carey and husband nick cannon welcomed their long awaited, much publicized twins into the world, a boy and a girl. >>> as '80s rocker rick springfield to celebrity mugshot. the 61-year

warrior the bill maury spoke to decorate the times of the school as you know he said rosny was a major supplier of oil. earlier. this isn't your life in wars. mr president i ask you this knowledge and to. that title i mentioned to the city of grozny. here. are your theories well my last meeting with you could you have. that was. it wasn't your in the meetings that we had i think it was a little bit being in the state council and this was shortly before he was killed. was not going to chile the same day. for the first time he introduced term sounds to me. you know i think we need just you know we could this lead for maybe ten days later. and it was this terrorist attack. which in. so quick to israel of course this was a very short difficult time terrible event. i was the chief of presidential staff at that time let me put him called me and told me. that there was this attack. sitting on them in a prison you know yeah i always thought he was trying to get sweet not a person who he social siri muchly and who was very sincere. the bug that. he wanted to do his for this reduced people he wa

>> of course, it is maury povich. >> we have a photo of you with arnold at the christening.photo. >> he lift me up like a baby and he say, i'm going to do sex with your wife. >> and what was your reaction? >> i say, okay cool. >> really? >> yeah. the terminator is doing sex with my wife? high five! >> and we have only scratched the surface of this interview. more family secrets revealed tomorrow. >> jimmy: well, i look forward to that. good job, guillermo. very believable. all right this is from the real interview. and, well, you can see here why the guy is so upset. >> they split two months after giving birth to what would be their second son. the father seen here wearing a schwarzenegger t-shirt, posing with the two boys. >> jimmy: all right, well that shirt's going in the garbage, i guess. arnold schwarzenegger impregnated my wife and all i got was this lousy t-shirt. there was some happy celebrity marriage news today. kim kardashian is engaged. all right. three people are excited. she was -- she got engaged last wednesday, which -- how did we not know about this until to

con, you met your dad on "maury's" stage. [ audience ohs ] "you are the father!": oh, no! no! you don't know me!" >> jimmy: "you don't know me. and talk to the hand." >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and not in that particular order. >> steve: no, no. >> jimmy: pro, "oprah" always had the most enthusiastic studio audience. look at this. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. con, like the time i was on the show. >> hello, jimmy! [ laughter ] [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] [ sad tuba ] thanks a lot. [ imitates schwarzenegger ] >> steve: "come on, let's get done quick." jimmy's on 'oprah.'" >> jimmy: "who cares who's on 'oprah' right now. shut the tv off. let's get down to business. this is exciting." [ laughter ] and finally -- pro, no more boring episodes dedicated to oprah's book club. con, it's a shame because she probably would have recommended the new "thank you notes" book by jimmy fallon and the writers of "late night," available now in stores everywhere. [ cheers and applause ] that's our "pros and cons"! we'll be right back with more of "la

that ex-boyfriend, maury branch iii, a dentanist northwest. the stay away order dated back in october 2007. a month later, branch's new girlfriend filed another complaint against norwood. this time for stalking. there was a summons to bring norwood to court. but there was no court hearing, and the case faded away. now we tried to talk to dr. branch about norwood today but he sent word that he was unavailable. brittany norwood, charged with killing co-worker jayna murray last month at the lululemon store in bethesda. the prosecutor says murray was beaten and cut in an attack that went on for more than 20 minutes. and that norwood staged the crime scene to make it seem like two men committed the murder. captain dave gillespie is the head of the major crimes division for the montgomery county police department. he says he's aware of the domestic violence complaint against norwood but he says there's a big difference between the two incidents. >> these type of orders are issued on -- and through the courts sometimes on a regular basis. this partic

or as i put it, "best episode of 'maury povich' ever!" [ laughter ] "you are the terrorist!"no, you are!" "you don't know me! [ laughter ] y'all don't know me!" [ laughter ] the u.s. said that bin laden was actually buried out at sea today. man, what a tough year for the ocean. huh? [ laughter ] it's like first bp pumps oil into it, then radiation seeps in from japan. now we're like, "hey, do you mind? we're gonna put osama bin laden in there. do you --" [ laughter ] "what i do? [ cheers and applause ] what the eff did i do wrong? i'm the ocean. why do we hate the ocean?" this is interesting. after bin laden was killed, the fbi updated its most wanted list. so, on behalf of everyone here, i just would like to congratulate lindsay lohan on her recent promotion. [ laughter ] cheers. i just saw this. microsoft is bringing back "clippy," the cartoon paperclip that used to pop up in word documents. [ cheers and applause ] apparently, he's been hiding in an upscale suburb of pakistan. [ laughter ] "clippy." what an original name for that paper clip, huh? "what should we call it?" "

that ex-boyfriend, maury branch iii, a dentist in northwest. stay away order dated back in october 2007. a month later, branch's new girlfriend filed another complaint against norwood. this time for stalking. there was a summons to bring norwood to court. but there was no court hearing and the case faded away. now we tried to talk to dr. branch about norwood today but he sent word that he was unavailable. brittany norwood, charged with killing co-worker jayna murray last month at the lululemon store in bethesda. the prosecutor says murray was beaten and cut in an attack that went on for more than 20 minutes. and that norwood staged the crime scene to make it seem like two men committed the murder. captain dave gillespie is the head of the major crimes division for the montgomery county police department. he says he's aware of the domestic violence complaint against norwood but he says there's a big difference between the two incidents. >> these type of orders are issued on and through the court sometimes on a regular basis. this particular inst

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in a week, we'll have maury smith with the players association. that is part of the aflcio. americans seem to have one primary thought here. that is their football. how do you see this playing out? >> look, we certainly hope it is resoed by the fall. -- resolved by the fall. the football players ask for a single thing. they did not ask for a single increase. they have asked to maintain what they had. that's all they asked for. the owners asked for a couple of billion dollars of givebacks. they want the players to pay for the practice facility. to have the players pay for their travel to and from games. now they are -- that is a $9 billion industry. but guess what? it isn't just the players and the owners as people think about. there is 100, almost 200,000 workers out there that will get hurt because of this lockout. remember what a lockout is. it is the employer saying no, you can't come to work. it is not the employers saying we won't come -- employees saying won't come. they want to come. did you think about who is going to get hurt? the guy who sells the hot dogs. the gro

. >> maury amsterdam wrote them. >> do you remember them?et to keep your fingers crossed ♪ ♪ the joy of living is loving and giving ♪ ♪ ale smile is just a frown upside down ♪ ♪ sole smile and the frown will defrost ♪ ♪ and don't forget to keep your fingers crossed ♪ [ applause ] >> we weren't rolling. can you do it again one more time? >> after hearing steven tyler's story i have to go back and punch up my book. [ laughter ] >> he lived a life, didn't he? well, okay, as long as you helped me make the segue, you were open and honest about your own problems with drink. >> yeah. >> you were not the "trash a hotel room" kind of -- >> no. i never broke anything. >> what kind of drinker were you? >> i thought i was a funny one. >> most people do, don't they? >> yes. i was very, very shy. during my 20s i never drank at all. i was a tee totaler but in my 30s if i had a martini i lost my inhibitions. i found out it became five or six in the evening and i realized i had a problem. >> was there an incident that made you get help? >> no. i just got up