[ laughter ] well, if so, call 1-800-maury or whatever. 1-800-maury. yeah, that was my job.nightmare, because it was always the same phone call. like, the phone would ring. i'd pick it up. i say, "hello, 'maury show,' how can i help you?" woman on the other end would be like, "hey, maury." [ laughter ] you know. and i'd be like, "yeah, hi. i'm maury povich." [ laughter ] "connie chung is my wife. how can i help you?" [ laughter ] woman would be, like, unfazed. she'd be like, "so, maury, tell me. uh -- are you all the ones that do the maternity tests?" [ laughter ] and i'd be like, "uh -- no, we're not. we do paternity tests." wow. [ laughter ] no, a maternity test is just feeling your stomach. [ laughter ] it's like -- yep, the results are in. i am the mommy. thank you guys so much! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: joe mande, everybody! he'll be headlining tomorrow night at the great scott in boston. follow him on twitter. best all-time at twitter. we'll be right back with more "late night." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ booooorrk - it's beef and pork! get bacon in your burger.

and maury, long term coordinating council member, and so to start it off we are going to have tracy famp arona. to kick this off, okay? >> thank you, supervisor, yee for that, great introduction. >> thank you, supervisors for having this hearing today. i am one of the co-chairs of the long term coordinating council and i have a very long name and so no one ever gets it right. >> on behalf of the council i want to thank you for holding this meeting. it is an advisory body to the mayor of 40 minutes and the city departments and community agencies and the community and our goal really is to make recommendations about the long term care, delivery system, in san francisco. and make recommendations for improvement and that is kind of where the long term integration plan came out of. and so we are very pleased to be able to have the opportunity today to present you with the long term care strategic integration plan and i thank you for that opportunity and i am going to turn it over to ann and eileen. >> and good morning, i just wanted to take a moment before we get into the depths of the plan t

i've done a lot of work in maury point and wetlands. i urge the supervisors to support the appeal ~ and also to consider and make action to implement an e.ri or environmental impact report. the populations around the world as stated before are declining at an a larging rate and the california red legged frog is in serious decline as well. throughout the central valley, california has been extricated interest many of its surviving habitat. so, [speaker not understood] protecting the habitat is incredibly important. the sharp park pumphouse project is going to be draining the wetlands at an incredibly fast rate that will not improve the california red leg population. the tadpole and slow moving frogs need water to meta more physics over the spring months. [speaker not understood]. so, i urge the board of supervisors to support this effort and please support the implementation of the environmental impact report. thank you for your time and please support the project. thanks. >> please step up as someone is finishing, the next person can ro

harold ramis, you probably know him as he gone-- egon from ghostbusters or the guy who is not bill maurying his films and the things he wrote for years, animal house, meatballs, stripes, caddy shack, national lampoon's vacation, groundhog day, and the human centipede. very few people saw that one as the come de he intended. now i'm not a comedian but if i was, as a young bookish man with glasses looking for a role model, i might have picked harold ramis. thank you, harold. good night. (cheers and applause) >> no, no, no, oh. >> oh yeah, yeah. >> no, no, no. >> o (cheers and applause) woman 1: you were disrespectful to me. woman 2: that's the past. god, get a life. woman 1: this is my life, bitch. you bitch! aw, you slut. frank: ah, hold still, charlie, you're flickering. sorry, it's-- i'm trying to get you good images, but i keep getting shocked a little bit. well, don't let that affect your work. no, i'm really trying not to. it's just that, you know, i had to run the wires from the other building... building and, you know, there's asbestos in the ducts, which... good for breathing, so

i live right adjacent to the golf course and i'm out on maury point in the ocean and in the beach almost on a daily basis. but the golf course providing that diversity of recreation, especially for low-income people that can afford golf, is very important. also, as someone that represents the public in pacifica, i am very concerned about the species and the environment and this plan here i think is the biggest thing, is that it's going to improve that habitat. and we really need that. and we need to move forward on this and not push it back again. i know it started originally in 2009, which is a long time. going forward with an e-i-r is going to take another couple years, countless staff hours and financial resources. and i think we have a nice, very well thought out solution [speaker not understood]. so, i support going forward on this. thank you. >> thank you, councilman. thank you for being here. next speaker. >>> my name is tony [speaker not understood]. i'm a native san franciscan, living here almost 60 years. this is about the third time i've come to this room to testify about shar

listen to maury povich say, woe is me. come on. i have a simple closing comment. get up. get up and get out and win in 2014. talk about what we value. get up. [applause] [applause] [captioning performed by national captioning institute] [captions copyright national cable satellite corp. 2014] [applause] [applause] tom harkin is the author of the senate will to raise minimum wage. he is our guest on newsmakers. here's a preview of what he had to say. >> what can we do now to get more support within our party and get this bill to the floor? otherwise, it seems like there is a bit of a delay bringing it to the floor. maybe it is not happening. why the't understand republicans are in lockstep against increasing the minimum wage. studies show it is a protocol for -- pro-growth policy. people will have more money to spend. we know low-wage workers spend every dollar they get and spend it locally. they are not going to france or england. yachts. not buying they spend it locally at local merchants. it has a great multiplier effect. concession any other that you or your supporters

listen to maury povich say, woe is me. come on. i have a simple closing comment. get up. get up and get out and win in 2014. talk about what we value. get up. [applause] [applause] [captions copyright national cable satellite corp. 2014] [captioning performed by national captioning institute] >> democratic senator tom harkin is the author of the bill to raise the minimum wage. he is our guest this weekend on "newsmakers," here is a preview of what he had to say. now to getyou do more support within your party and get this bill to the floor? otherwise, it seems it is a bit of as a delay bringing it to the floor and is not quite happening. >> i do not understand why the so in lockstep against increasing the minimum wage. all of the studies show it is a pro-growth policy and will increase the gross domestic product of the gross national product, and raise millions, and people will have more money to spend. low-wage workers tend to spend extra dollar and they spent it locally. they are not going to france or england or japan on big vacations. they are not buying yachts. it ha

he was married to the late katherine jane maury for 61 years with whom they had seven children. he is survived by his second wife, mary belle and his children, jeremiah, donald, james, michael, madeleine, and mary lewis. the entire united states sends our prayers to his loved ones and we send our promise, jeremiah denton will not be forgotten. mr. president, i would yield the floor. a senator: mr. president? the presiding officer: the senator from montana. mr. tester: thank you, mr. president. mr. president, every senator in this body represents small town america. there are small towns across this country from connecticut, texas, to small towns in my state of montana. in fact, i grew up and still live outside one of those small towns, a town by the name of big sandy, montana, home to about 600 people. has no stop lights, the high school has about 60 students in it. and what makes america great is that we believe and we cherish the idea that whether you grow up in a town like big sandy or a town as big as new york city, you get a fair shot in life. a fair shot that includes the

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. >> maury?hat there is not any kind of hard leads or any a consensus working theory. i do think the press speculation has -- the media speculation has gotten completely out of control. but there is nothing so far that fingers this pilot. there are plenty of pilots who have flight simulators at home. we don't know, as charles said, if wiping the computer was for maintenance purposes or some something more nefarious, but hopefully now that the fbi is involved, they can get further. >> we know when the plane turned this was programmed in for a turn, and the whole back and forth about whether get to having these big questions and having almost immediate answer. we don't have that answer. we are making incremental progress it is fair to say in the investigation. it seems as if over the past 24, 36 hours there has been ag consensus that the place to look now is on the southern route rather than the northern route. there were investigations into the air defense and the radar capabilities of the country

the irony is the book he cited by charles maury is he didn't even talk about inner cities at all. he was talking about white americans, including rural whites. so that inner city is a code word for -- is a code word. and it sort of made you say oh, come on, why did he do this. >> exactly. >> i think his problem is this goes in tandem with what he said about that story that we've already talk about on the air about the school lunch program. i hope he goes to that black caucus meeting, because he's got a lot of explaining to do. >> angela, your reaction to that as well as another disturbing comment this week. an arizona congressional candidate wrote on his facebook, basically, this is a quote. basically, slave owners took pretty good care of their slaves. it is my sincere belief that entitlements are a means of enslaving the people of robbing opportunity while taking care of basic needs. now comparing entitlements to slavery, and he is not the first republican we've seen this from. listen. >> right. >> with regard to the idea of whether or not you have a right to health care, you ha

scientists say, it would extend the lives of children and really extend "the maury povich show."he father, but you are and you are and you are. the whole audience is the father. you're all going home as the father. [ cheers and applause ] and finally this week, kim kardashian revealed that her show uses exterior shots of other people's homes for security purposes. now that she said it, it's pretty obvious. here's a clip of one of the recent episodes. >> i'm not a princess. i'm like -- >> okay. just let me know so i don't interrupt you the next time i come into my bathroom. >> see you. eight more months. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: we have great show tonight. give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we've got a fun show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] ongoing saga with my truck. i'm getting a truck. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: and last night tariq test drove a dodge ram with a a hemi fallon engine. [ laughter ] >> steve: the hemi fallon engine. >> jimmy: yeah. now toby keith is getting involved. we're talking truck talk. >> steve: talking truck talk wi

some of these include replacing shower heads and toilets with nor, maury efficient equipment.er to customers when it is requested. residents should only water lawns once per week, unless it is between june 1st and september 30th it. >> a foster city man has pleaded not guilty to charges of defrocked over a hundred investors are promising them that a percentage of their user fees from their atms across the country. prosecutors say that michael brendan e rg ferguson older investors arise to a percentage of fees from a portfolio of atms there were located in shopping centers throughout the nation grid however, he allegedly did not own most of those machines. one person in san jose lost her entire life savings of nearly $770,000. >> coming up on the kron 4 news. congress wants to force the president's hand to stop the violence in venezuela. >> one of the men involved in the beating of a giants fan was said to be released from prison not going to happen. we have the judge's latest decision. >> coming up as 6:00 a.m.. jonathan martin get a clean slate to join the 49ers' from the. we

said house republicans are considering a budget plan that would change the turns -- terms of the ryan-maury budget compromise passed last year. this is 30 minutes. >> they crowned on me for crassness. we are moving on to another of our keynote conversations. conducting that is david graham, senior associate editor for "the atlantic." he is going to have a conversation on the state of the economy with chris van hollen, a ranking member of the house budget committee. a hand for david graham and chris van hollen. [applause] >> where you want me? >> i think right here. >> congressman, thanks for being here. let's jump right in. there seems to be this idea that maybe the budget wars are over. as ryan murray suggested, the dÉtente. is that what it looked like from where you are? what can we look forward to in the next few months? >> first of all, it's great to be here. i appreciate the opportunity. i think you have a temporary truce on the budget wars. the budget agreement that was reached in december carries us through fiscal year when 2014 and 2015. you have an agreement to increase spending on

. >> must be an australian maury povich. >> hope so. >> g 'day. >> lucky to have an australian mauryall coach, jerry sandusky, just a shocking and gripping interview to watch. sandusky, of course, convicted in 2012 of 45 counts of sexually abusing ten boys between 1994 and 2008. now he is 70 years old, serving a 30-year minimum sentence. you know, matt, of course, invited into their home in rural pennsylvania there, just right outside penn state university, for the interview. so let's take a look at a little piece of it. >> i will take you downstairs and let you see the basement is not a dungeon. it is not what those kids said. and this is the bedroom. there is a bath around the corner. >> and this is where the accusations, that this is where the sexual abuse took place? >> correct. >> in this room? >> that's where the accuser said -- >> back out this is the stairwell to the kitchen, the kitchen is -- >> right up the stairs. >> ten feet up that direction? >> mm-hmm. >> and this is a very small house. i do think we should mention. we are sitting 12 feet from the door to that basement.

. >> remember maury povich? channel 5, pan ram thorama.e have a lot to talk about today, joe. >> i want to talk, first of all, i love what chris said to you. i watch "hardball" every night. >> i do. >> it's a great show. chris goes, a lot of people do. he means. it ain't bragging if it's the truth. >> i spent yesterday's lunch with bill o'reilly so i've been infected by it! >> you have! you have! >> i want to bring up something i thought was interesting. let's talk really quickly about this, mika. we have a lot to talk about today but i want to talk about the clip with rick perry. as everybody knows, few people were tougher on governor perry's campaign than miyself. he has an infectious personality. is a great guy. i couldn't get him to answer a question without him making fun of himself and his debate performances. you see this guy. i'm just saying. you see this guy in a tough interview smiling, relaxed. you know, running for president, everybody that has done it says it's the one of the most difficult things you can do and rick perry has

. >> and maury povich. >> he-s the fertility test stories. let's talk about this one.pet's collar. it will monitor his activity during the day. so 30 minutes of play time, he'll track that. it will actually track his breath as well. you can gauge his active time and down time. it can send you information to your bed, so if there is a pattern of activity that's decreasing, it might be a sign of illness. >> will it work if i put it on tucker, to track his patterns? >> and what is this? this looks like a dog cuisineart. >> it's a food monitoring system. while i wiley whiskers, specifically cats, if you have cats, it will recognize a cat as it walks up to the device the doors will open, its will dispense the amount of food you allow them to have. >> you could potentially leave with the motorizing electronic litter box and food dish and water bowl. you can literally go to europe for two months on vacation with a camera and check in on your pets? >> or your kids, for that matter. >> i think so. give us a call about the animals. >> so who do we have over here with anna? >> i