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she could have been maury povich in a way, the female maury povich. but you know what?r voice. and the way she did that, it's true, is with the honesty and using her own life's narrative as programming material. she put it out there for her audience, and it's also absolutely right, the incredible, searing honesty she had. she didn't invent, of course, the talk show format. but she brought -- >> she changed it. >> yes, she brought that kind of honesty to it and made it authentic and became a force of moral authority in this country. >> lola, you might have hinted at this earlier, but we take it for granted now because oprah is such a household name and part of the culture. but was there a racial resonance to a black woman, there weren't that many of them on tv 30 years ago, becoming so powerful? >> no one had ever seen anyone like oprah. i mean, she talks about when she first appeared on the screen, she was this big black woman with a jheri curl and a fur coat. but she managed to tap into something americans had been longing for and they didn't know it. she was funny, ho

or as i put it, best episode of maury povich ever. you are the terrorist. no, you are. the u.s. said that bin laden was actually buried out at sea today. what a tough year for the ocean. first bp pumps oil into it. then radiation seeps in from japan. and then we're like, hey, do you mind? we're going to put osama bin laden in there. what did i do wrong? i'm the ocean. >> tonight jimmy welcomes actress whoopi goldberg, sesame street's elmo, and musical guest jennifer hudson. "late night with jimmy fallon," week nights 12:35. >>> it's time for your first look at entertainment news. charlie sheen has taken on many varied real life roles lately, but they keep getting more bizarre. yesterday, wearing a university of alabama jersey and cap, sheen toured a tuscaloosa neighborhood decimated by last week's tornadoes. sheen says he's working with local authorities to organize a set. >>> also mariah carey and husband nick cannon welcomed their long awaited, much publicized twins into the world, a boy and a girl. >>> as '80s rocker rick springfield to celebrity mugshot. the 61-year

>> of course, it is maury povich. >> we have a photo of you with arnold at the christening.photo. >> he lift me up like a baby and he say, i'm going to do sex with your wife. >> and what was your reaction? >> i say, okay cool. >> really? >> yeah. the terminator is doing sex with my wife? high five! >> and we have only scratched the surface of this interview. more family secrets revealed tomorrow. >> jimmy: well, i look forward to that. good job, guillermo. very believable. all right this is from the real interview. and, well, you can see here why the guy is so upset. >> they split two months after giving birth to what would be their second son. the father seen here wearing a schwarzenegger t-shirt, posing with the two boys. >> jimmy: all right, well that shirt's going in the garbage, i guess. arnold schwarzenegger impregnated my wife and all i got was this lousy t-shirt. there was some happy celebrity marriage news today. kim kardashian is engaged. all right. three people are excited. she was -- she got engaged last wednesday, which -- how did we not know about this until to

or as i put it, "best episode of 'maury povich' ever!" [ laughter ] "you are the terrorist!"no, you are!" "you don't know me! [ laughter ] y'all don't know me!" [ laughter ] the u.s. said that bin laden was actually buried out at sea today. man, what a tough year for the ocean. huh? [ laughter ] it's like first bp pumps oil into it, then radiation seeps in from japan. now we're like, "hey, do you mind? we're gonna put osama bin laden in there. do you --" [ laughter ] "what i do? [ cheers and applause ] what the eff did i do wrong? i'm the ocean. why do we hate the ocean?" this is interesting. after bin laden was killed, the fbi updated its most wanted list. so, on behalf of everyone here, i just would like to congratulate lindsay lohan on her recent promotion. [ laughter ] cheers. i just saw this. microsoft is bringing back "clippy," the cartoon paperclip that used to pop up in word documents. [ cheers and applause ] apparently, he's been hiding in an upscale suburb of pakistan. [ laughter ] "clippy." what an original name for that paper clip, huh? "what should we call it?" "