in the days before he married mavis. i happen to know a few of them. >> oh, really? am i seeing any of them? >> no, you're not. i've been married forever. >> you are not even married. >> i am not married, but i am in a relationship. excuse me. i am as good as married. >> i agree. i'm in a relationship just like that. with steve. >> goody for you. >> you know, i'm feeling like i'm in a relationship just like -- sitting here right now. >> any way, i think that letterman's numbers went up because people went there for the sex scandal and stayed. >> letterman's numbers went up because people tuned in after the sex scandal and found out he is still funny. he has been funny the whole time. nobody had any reason to check. they were all lulled to sleep by jay leno saying you know what happened today? something happened, and it was funny. >> this assault on jay leno cannot stand on this show. i will not have it. >> first of all, are you allowed to have opinions or we love jay leno? >> you're going to disagree with me, but i'm going to fire right back. who do you think is goin