now the interesting thing max of where this trading against to well the proportion of u.s. trading activity represented by buy and sell orders from mutual funds hedge funds pensions and brokerages referred to as real money or institutional investors accounted for just sixteen percent of total market volume in the form of buying and thirteen percent selling in the final quarter of last year so you have more and more volume by these computers against the pension funds and their mutual funds so they're just scooping out more wealth there's more people to be moving in storage units across america well that's why the ratings oversea n.b.c. are crashing because computers don't watch c n b c don't thing all the human beings that used to be trading on the floor of the exchange they're living in a donald trump storage unit somewhere in the gutter but the actual human trading going on in the exchange is done computer to computer they don't need to see maria bartiromo sitting on the floor of this new york stock exchange you know doing a little dance amongst all those swimming brokers

next max and stacey pick apart the world's big money stories it's the kaiser report. i'm max kaiser this is the kaiser report vomitorium orgies stacy herbert tell us more guys are that is the america max and i have been in the last few weeks here this is a collapsing empire you see corruption at the top from wal-mart to rupert murdoch to john chorus line there's corruption after corruption and then there's the decadence of the secret service having sex scandal after sex scandal there's no place on earth they haven't been home piers and now we have the population as you can hear outside of course rising up oh they're on the streets no the game oh. they're looking for some retribution and they're very hot under the collar and they've joined up with their global counterparts around the world that's the beautiful thing about this globalization if corporations going to globalize still can dissent and of course a key ingredient to a collapsing empire is total ignorance at the top let them eat brioche let them eat cake why are my people all concerned about my burning city an

links well those were the headlines up next max kaiser and co-host stacy herbert reveal how a good morning in vietnam turned out to be a bad day for america that's in our tease cause report. max kaiser this is the kaiser report everybody in this newsroom agreed why can't obama send a drone up. i mean it just came out that the lehman brothers executive stole seven hundred million dollars right before bankruptcy that's right they stole it from you in may the drones in the middle east it's a waste of time it's the drones of dick fuld strengthening that we need obama. all right let's go to stacy ever stacy hey max seven hundred million dollars that sounds about the same as what jamie diamond j.p. morgan stole from m.f. global clients yeah a funny that i guess that's a round number that they'd love to steal i militarist talking to news people around this room all agreeing these guys are shysters and need to go to guantanamo and beaten with an inch of their life if not worse ok well here's my first headline max good morning vietnam d.j. makes pitch to troubled borrowers a u.s. military veteran m

max geyser this is the kaiser report well jamie diamond c.e.o. of j.p. morgan has opened his pie hole again so a server yes max your favorite friend in new york city he's back here so where well we know he's going to toss to gether go roust well last wednesday in fact he was up in new york sped along with a bunch of other c.e.o.'s of the banks diamond sites give and take after bank chiefs meet at fed j.p. morgan chase and company chief executive jamie dimon said there was give and take when bank leaders met with federal reserve officials to discuss industry oversight in new york last week oh yeah well we get he takes you know a little tape worm. i want you to tape one any money for me. and then obama says we can look back we have to go forward let's pass laws to make it easier for tapeworms like james is still money. to take any money. he goes back into the warmth of his lehrer's people in cost of leora where he lives a little family of tapeworms. i was just me. but i maybe because of the tape. and lenders including new york based j.p. morgan the largest

by max kaiser this is the kaiser report man what a whack fest out there stacy ever tell me more max kaiser it's time for plea bargaining for the bankers companies engaged in financial crime get plea bargain offer so companies engaged in financial crime in the u.k. may be able to negotiate plea bargains under legislation being put forward by the ministry of justice the department yesterday published a consultation on a new law allowing companies to self report their involvement in financial crime the long awaited step is the first in a process that should lead to the introduction of u.s. style deferred prosecution agreements solicitor general edward garnier q.c. say if we can encourage companies to self report income clean pay penalties and mend their ways the time and expense of investigations and prosecutions will be better spent elsewhere in the building us to bring more individuals and companies to justice right so so free poor thing you don't expose yourself to any criminal prosecution you pay a small civil fine so that means it from a financial terrorist like they just basically barcl

yes max your favorite friend in new york city he's back here somewhere well we know he's going to possibly gather. well last wednesday in fact he was up in new york fed along with a bunch of other c.e.o.'s of the banks diamond sites give and take after bank fed j.p. morgan chase and company chief executive jamie diamond said there was give and take when bank leaders met with federal reserve officials to discuss industry oversight in new york last week oh yeah well we takes you know a little tape worm. we did tape one. any money for me to steal. and then obama says we can look back we have to go forward let's pass laws to make it easier for to james is still money. and jamie taping our money. and he goes back into the warmth of his lair is equal in cost of larry lives a little family of jaipur. just me. but i maybe because of the tape. and lenders including new york based j.p. morgan the largest and most profitable u.s. bank are resisting fed efforts to impose tougher restrictions on too big to fail firms whose collapse could hurt the broader economy the banks have pressed the fed to explai

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hour from now your shop of one of the sure we here is the news continues in the meantime let's join max keiser and stacy herbert you look at dangerous derivatives paper dollars i'm all that's in the cards report next on r.t. . max keiser welcome to the kaiser report coming to you from counting the road in chinatown in los angeles just like the global bond market is coming to an end after twenty five years the art market is fundamentally changing from an era of senseless worthless pop to something of more substance stacey or yes max we're here at the charlie james gallery in los angeles and we found the gurnet of the financial war right behind us these that these are fantastic alex shaffer of course known to viewers of the show were here in los angeles at the actual gallery that is showing his art and it is the quintessence of our banks britain age where the bankers run roughshod over our lives and he's captured that brilliantly by having these bankers particularly j.p. morgan on fire our. well they're the ones that bring down the economy but the reason why i bring up guernica is of cour

morgan max hedge funds i further profits from j.p. morgan last. ten years a police helicopter by the way and i think you are in danger i mean seriously on the run as well as having the run on its balance sheet but actually that's the latest shipment of silver i'm having taken out of the country and we've got about ten or fifteen of these shoppers running around the clock to take my silver out of this country because this country is going down like great my friend take your silver and gold out or be left holding the proverbial bull diaper of jamie's cock up as j.p. morgan weighs up how to limit its losses so it's cornered max is stuck in this position it's got his massive london whale position it can either wind the hedge fund or attacking them as a former broker yourself who has himself been cornered to one of these positions is there any way out but total loss i really cry for them blue i've been in this situation myself before two billion about three billion according to my friend jim willie it's eighteen to twenty billion in total market cap of

ever vigilant for financial wrongdoing artie's max and stacey they look at the mistakes which led to j.p. morgan lost billions because a report that's up next. hi i'm max kaiser this is the kaiser report coming to you from sunny los angeles and it is officially countdown to the armageddon that is j.p. morgan and its share price heading toward the proverbial big fat goose egg on top of a. goal of fraud incompetence and overall scumbag by its leader jamie diamond stacy herbert tell me more max you are of course speaking of that which jamie diamond said pundits such as you and i would have a field day with which is why we're coming to you from a field including with sound effects like the birds that's not a sound effect daisy ever valued actual bird but well of course we're talking about it doesn't get any better than this suicide banker jamie diamond self inflicts a whopper j.p. morgan chase announced a surprise two billion dollars trading loss and credit derivatives trading with the chief executive jamie dimon blamed on quote errors sloppiness and bad judgment and warned could get wor

stories now not everyone in and sees a fiscal plan is the best way out next artie's financial pundit max kaiser slams the treaty is unfeasible in the latest edition of the kaiser report. scotcher this is the kaiser report there and london is celebrating other elected officials stacey herbert let's talk about this. of the cooling she's going to be on a big barge floating down the. the senate oh that's exactly yes well she is one of the longest serving monarchs technocrats kleptocrats and we have the unelected j.p. morgan official of tony blair who's been in the news this week leveson inquiry press relations unhealthy says tony blair well the important part of this of course is that at one point during tony blair of j.p. morgan's testimony to the leveson inquiry protester had to be jacked it after getting into the court and calling mr blair a war criminal who had been paid off by j.p. morgan for the iraq war mr blair said on the record that there was no truth in the allegation but you know the protesters are going to closer and closer you know these leaders have to look over their shoulder