and maya's like, got it.is ludicrous. [ laughter ] she knew what puala -- she wanted luuudicrous. >> jimmy: luuudicrous. she's unbelievably funny. i want to show everyone a clip of "sisters." this is you and maya rudolph. you're trying to throw her out of the party. >> she keeps sneaking in our party. >> jimmy: she sneaks into the party. wearing a great leopard print jumpsuit. >> jump suit, yeah. >> jimmy: and she's just awesome. here's a clip from "sisters," it's a big new comedy starting tina fey, amy poehler, and maya rudolph in theaters friday, check it out. >> oh, hell no. are you serious? because i'm straight up baffled. >> i'm sorry? >> i believe you called this party a sad and desperate event. >> well i just figured i would pop in and say hello to everyone. i mean, we're all adults, right? >> nice try. on your bike, bitch. get your peanut butter out of my sister's chocolate. >> wow. >> i respect your jumpsuit but not it's contents. hit it. >> well, this is luuudicrous. >> g-g-g-get out. >> fine, i hav

reporter: maya matthew is 9. she and her little brother live three hours away. >> so how excited are you to see your dad? >> very. like, i can jump super high. because i'm so exted. >> my dad -- >> she's here, do you want to meet her? >> reporter: maya has visited before but today is different. >> arkinia, i want you to meet maya. she heard about you. >> meeting your dad behind bars is a really big deal. >> why is it a big deal? >> like this is the one time you can sit in their lap, let him hug you. he can't get up at all. >> reporter: the day before the kids arrive, the dads get a seminar on fatherhood. that's where we meet maya's father. >> what's itike waing six months to see your kids? >> reporter: jeremia matthews has been in and out of jail for 12 years f burglary. >> i just get scared that they're going to forget. i know my daughter forgets me. she told me that this is the last time, dad. she's like, i love you but you keep breaking promises, getting in trouble. she was 7 when she told me this. >> i've sai

>> reporter: maya has visited before but today is different. >> arkinia, i want you to meet maya. she heard about you. >> meeting your dad behind bars is a really big deal. >> why is it a big deal? >> like this is the one time you can sit in their lap, let him hug you. he can't get up at all. >> reporter: the day before the seminar on fatherhood. that's where we meet maya's father. >> what's it like waiting six months to see your kids? >> reporter: jeremiah matthews has been in and out of jail for 12 years for burglary. >> i just get scared that they're going to forget. i know my daughter forgets me. she told me that this is the last time, dad. she's like, i love you but you keep breaking promises, getting in trouble. she was 7 when she told me this. and i don't want to disappoint. >> i've said some very mean things to him. >> you've said mean things to him? what kind of things have you said? >> like i'm not going to trust you no more because you promised you'd be there for me the rest of your life action then you go back to jail. >> what did he say when you said that? >> he just

and maya, you play glynda. we can tell you're a bit -- >> brinda. >> seth: brinda, sorry. >> brinda. >> seth: with an i? >> with an i, that's correct. >> seth: okay. >> because that's a common name in nowhere. [ laughter ] >> seth: and but yet, you were drawn -- because one of the things about paula's sketches at snl was everybody, great character names. >> yeah. >> seth: were you drawn to being a brinda. >> i was -- it was so very clear to me that when i heard my character's name was brinda, i had her whole idea in mind. i knew how uptight she was, where she went to college. >> the i in the middle says everything. >> really tightens it up. >> already real estate agent, and just a total pain in the ass. >> seth: gotcha. well you nail it. it was very well done. >> it was not hard. [ laughter ] >> the couple that buys the house is, are called the geernts. and we do a lot of jokes on the couple, the geernts, that they're like their nemesis because they buy their childhood home. and that is inspired by one of your

we'll be right back with maya rudolph! >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by samsung pay. i don't think -- what's that? snapshot from progressive. p plug it in, and you can save on car insurance based on your good driving. you sell to me? p no, it's free. you want to try? ti try this if you try... not this. okay. >> jimmy: tonight, from the new movie "krampus," adam scott is here. then, a mortal man with a voice from heaven. his latest album is called "cinema." andrea bocelli from the samsung stage. we have fun shows for you next week, with albert brooks, wanda sykes, calista flockhart, tony hale from "veep", formula one racer lewis hamilton, chef adam perry lang will be here. plus music from rick ross, band of merrymakers, and run the jewels. and monday night, a special show with director quentin tarantino and the cast of "the hateful eight" -- sam jackson, kurt russell, channing tatum and many more. so, saddle up for that. with the holiday season upon us, it seems most appropriate to welcome a g

maya rudolph, adam scott, and music from andrea bocelli on the way. social media milestone. instagram today unveiled their top ten most-liked photos of the year. may i have a drumroll please? the winner with 3.2 million likes was this post from miss kendall jenner. and there it is. that's her hair in heart shapes. that happened naturally, there was no -- that is the most liked instagram photo, not just of the year, of all-time. kendall's younger sister kylie had the fourth most liked photo. one reason for their popularity is the jenners were bred specifically for instagram. unfortunately none of my posts made the top ten. i really thought that this one. a mostly eaten fruit salad. maybe next year. very disappointing though, you know? ♪ >> okay, guys, we have so much to talk about. it's been an amazing first half of "jimmy kimmel live." tonight jimmy had really funny things to say about donald trump, take a look at the clip. >> jimmy: this guy, he eats whatever he wants, he douses himself in cologne he has crazy plans to keep bad guys out. he's basical

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the lady maya sitting on the throne with the king on the thrown. >> maya, history has it may have beeng tut's sister. stain tuned, third rail is next, good night. good for american politics. my thought on the potentially dangerous approach the crop of presidential candidates have taken on foreign policy. i'm ali velshi and this is third rail. after the atrocities in paris and san bernardino, polls show that americans fear more attacks from killers inspired and led by i.s.i.l. presidential candidates say they know who is to blame >> we have people across this

>> maya: yeah, if -- if steffy can't go anywhere near ivy -- >> rick: it means one of them can't be here eric: that would be steffy. >> nicole: wow. >> rick: you know, see -- see, that complicates things.