sir, mcardle, sir! well, no (bleep)! you look like some kind of joker to me. (bleep) me? probably some kind of joker. what's your name, soldier? sir, mcardle, sir! well, la-dee (bleep) da! i guess we got some kind of joker here! look, carter, i'll make a deal with you. you give me just one day to show you how great retired life can be for an old fella, and i'll let you honk the horn one time. really? uh-huh. (honks) (giggles) i'm pretending there's traffic. there you go, that's... once! god, i wasn't even gonna do it! so, how do you win this game? just fill this out when they say the letter and the numbers? eh, that's a sucker's bet. there's only one way to win this game-- wait for someone else to win and steal his card. g-27. bingo! it's go time. what do we do, sneak up behind him? no, he's got cataracts. follow my lead. (loud thud) bingo, bitches! bingo. all right, carter, now that you're retired, you're gonna need a whole new wardrobe. and what better place to start than the slightly open robery? ♪ hey, hobo man ♪ hey, dapper dan, you've both got your style