the point is, sure enough i'll be right back to fixing -- fixing the economy -- matthew mcconaughey?oy, he's something else, huh? good way to catch a cold. maybe that's why he caught covid, and i had to make this message for him. anyway, feel better, buddy. what was i talking about? [ cough ] oh-oh! [ applause ] >> rupaul: biden hasn't been this sick since the time he got scurvy on noah's ark. [ laughter ] you know, there's another big january 6th hearing in washington tonight. and look, i'm no fan of donald trump, but i don't want to put more negativity in the world. so i'm not going to go there. but michelle, on the other hand, ain't got no problem going there. michelle, you want to come over here and do some donald trump jokes? >> i thought you'd never ask. >> rupaul: come on over here. [ cheers and applause ] >> okay. >> rupaul: that's right. >> okay. >> rupaul: take it away, girl. >> okay, here we go. tonight, the committee focused so what donald trump was doing when the capitol was under at attack. well, i can tell you one thing he wasn't doing. melania! [ rim shot ] [ cheers a