white water, specifically web hubble, susan thomas, either of the mcdougals. any aspect of the president's personal life except his eating habits. evidently, sir, you eat a lot. and the correspondents' association seems to think that we could have quite a bit of harmless fun with that. other subjects to avoid, newt gingrich's first wife, bob dole's first wife, phil gramm's first wife, dick armey's first wife, rush limbaugh's first wife. [applause] rush limbaugh's second wife, rush limbaugh's third wife. now, here's a real odd one, and it's really kind of, i don't know, i can do jokes about abortion but only first trimester apportions. abortions. isn't that odd? this one's almost insulting. i must remain fully clothed. for example, i cannot moon the first lady. what do you think i am, a shock jock? so, carl, you can rest assured i will not do any jokes tonight that will make the president or first lady even remotely uncomfortable and if you believe that, i have land in arkansas like to sell you. >> and that was comedian al franken in 1996 as the entertainment a