stand-up comedy from a break-through comic and performance by rap pioneer mclyte. now, the only man who can fully explain obamacare, here's arsenio hall! [cheers and applause] hello! [cheers and applause] yes, yes! have a seat, relax, enjoy the show. oh, my, i'm arsenio hall! and on my show, every day is hump day here! yes, sir. i feel very good. i don't feel like a talk show -- i miss my tie. i don't feel like a talk show host. i feel like i work for siegfried & roy or something. i'm the guy who turns the box or something. [laughter] hi. [laughter] >> hi! >> what's in the news? this is cool. two scientists have won the nobel prize in physics for finding -- yes! what a hip crowd! very hip crowd. they won for finding what's being called the god particle. and if you don't know what the god particle is, we blew up magnified a photo. check this out. hey! [applause] yes! you don't seem surprised. we knew she was probably god. come on, you all didn't believe it was the one on that picture in the last supper at the crib. come on. if you look under your seats, you will fin