yo no me recuerdo cuando mi mamÁ me hacÍa eso.: pero a ti siempre te gustaron las emociones fuertes, y a tu hermano no tanto. angela: ya le empezÓ a emocionar mÁs. johnny: pero has montado a caballo, yo te he visto y lo haces muy bien. seÑores, dÍganle adiÓs al dolor de espalda. llega el doctor juan rivera para enseÑarnos a aliviar ese malestar, y cÓmo prevenirlo. william: y mucha atenciÓn, padres. en el mundo de los jÓvenes millennials... johnny: sigue, mi amor. angela: cÓmo tus hijos ven los castigos y cÓmo deberÍas manejar los permisos. orlando: y en "cÓdigo segura", luis coronel nos revela de quÉ manera le cumplirÁ una gran promesa a su padre. paquita la del barrio envÍa un mensaje a las vÍctimas de la masacre de orlando. aquÍ en "despierta amÉrica", tu show favorito con mÁs actualidad, ayuda y alegrÍa. para los educadores, el objevínculos entre ideas...ulos. vínculos entre maestro y estudiante... vínculos entre escuela y comunidad... establecer esos vínculos es lo que inspira a los miembros de la njea a hacer lo que hacen tod

and that distorted me, damaged me, almost broke me. it is the saddest type of confusion to be told i was assaulted and nearly raped blatantly out in the open, but we don't know if it counts as assault yet. i had to fight for an entire year to make it clear that there was something wrong with this situation. when i was told to be prepared in case we didn't win, i said, i can't prepare for that >> he was guilty the minute i woke up. no one could talk me out of the hurt he caused me. worst of all i was warned because he now knows you don't remember, he's going to get to write the script. he can say whatever he wants and no one can contest it. i had no power. i had no voice. i was defenseless. my memory loss would be used against me. my testimony was weak, was incomplete, and i was made to believe that perhaps i am not enough to win this. his attorney constantly remind the jury the only one we can believe in is brock because she doesn't remember. that helplessness was traumatizing. instead of taking time to heal, i was taking time to recal

en la cabeza se me metiÓ que me querÍa matar.ne que aceptar. jesÚs es lo mÁximo. nitzia: y esto opina jesÚs con respecto al atentado. jesÚ: se me partiÓ el corazÓn en mil pedazos. metro aun me. nos deben dejar ser nosotros mismos. karla: gracias, nitzia. y a ti, jesÚs. al regresar de la pausa, tenemos un panel con adiney nuÑez, que nos va a contar la depresiÓn que viviÓ para aceptar su sexualidad. quÉdense con nosotros. regresamos a "despierta amÉrica". ...fórmula pro-v más fuerte de todas. strong is beautiful. ♪ y arrancan! ¿les decimos que hay más? ya se darán cuenta... algún día. ♪♪ ♪♪ hey! hey! todos tus sabores preferidos ahora sin gluten. karla: ya estamos de regreso. el caso de jesÚs puede ser la historia que viven muchos chicos a diario. 9 de cada 10 jÓvenes homosexuales son acosados en las escuelas. esto es parte de nuestra sociedad. nos toca reflexionar sobre el bullying homofÓbico. puede ser un reto muy difÍcil, tanto para los hijos como para los padres. ese es el caso de nuestra invitada. nos acompaÑa una niÑa que que

he said, believe me, just trust me. and what i discovered is that he was doing things so subtly, they would only be revealed on a big screen. that was a lesson i learned. no, just the fact that you needed a screen to see what he was doing. you can't see it from here to here. but when you put it on a 50-foot screen -- ah! now i see what he's doing. and it's very subtle. you know, very subtle. >> rose: can you give me an example of that that comes to mind? >> i'm just trying to think which scene it was. it was probably that crane shot where i'm coming down close to him and he's in the barber's chair and getting shaved, you know, and the crane is really high up and you see the whole top of the set and you come all the way down into this big closeup. and, of course, the shots are far away from him and then gets very close. and god knows how many takes i did, it was all one shot. i kept on saying, well, can't you do a little more? but the fact was, on the big screen, you could see all the things he was doing that you couldn'

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don't look at me! don't talk to me anymore!"made you write a cookbook? i'm psyched about this. >> my wife tried to get me to write one for about four years. but as we do, the person closest to you who gives you the best advice, you reject categorically. >> jimmy: yeah, of course. >> and it's not until someone else says, "you know what would be a good idea?" and you go, "yeah! a cookbook! that's a great idea!" and sarah goes, "yeah, isn't it?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there's one story in here that i think is very interesting on page 55. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: veal piccata. >> so, i've never said this actor's name before. but, i love him and he's a good friend of mine. i don't say it in the book, but i'll say it now. i did a play, thanks to your freaking father, who got me so drunk that i agreed to do a a play in london with some producer who i didn't even know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: calm down! i'm not your -- i'm not your crotch! don't yell at me like that. >> so, i end up -- >> jimmy: i said that a a thousand times. if i had a p

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antes de salir para acÁ, me enviÓ -- me hablo andrea. a hablarme de nuevo. Él es el Único responsable de su... condiciÓn. >> y entonces? >> marisa, lo que te voy a decir es muy importante para nosotros. en ese momento llegÓ carlos y empezÓ a insultar me. tu hijo me dijo que no iba a descansar hasta que presentarÁ de nuevo la demanda de divorcio. marisa, siento que destruirme se ha convertido en una obsesiÓn para carlos. >> no entiendo por quÉ? >> perdona que te lo diga, no se estÁ comportando como un niÑo caprichoso y destructivo. >> tengo miedo de que carlos cumpla su promesa y... no me permita estar cerca de ti. >> quÉdate tranquilo. >>: de cualquier manera, yo le dije a carlos que en sus golpes y sus insultos me iban a detener. cueste lo que me cueste, te voy a recuperar. >> ahora ya somos parte el uno del otro. si antes luchÁbamos con fuerza por estar juntos, ahora es un hecho. nadie nos podrÁ separar. te prometo, lucero, que voy a estar a la altura de las circunstancias y no te voy a fallar. te lo prometo. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> hola! >> qu

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me being 15, it excited me to shoot at somebody.se it made other people look at me and say, man, you see that guy, that's a cool guy there, it made me proud. >> what made you proud? >> them knowing that i would kill somebody and not even worry about it or not worry about getting caught. >> i was 16 and i shot somebody. it was the first day of the semester and i was by myself and, you know, there was one of my rivals with a bunch of his home boys, probably about 15 or 20 of them. i was surrounded by everybody, something was going to happen to me. and i was genuinely scared. i was worried for my own life. my reaction was to pull out my gun. and, you know, in the middle of the confrontation, i shot him. and the gun had discharged while i was running and another innocent bystander was shot in the process. human beings are the most dangerous animal on the earth. and when it comes down to what i was doing, it was insane. >> this is our son, evan. tomorrow he would have been 10 years old. he's not here to celebrate it. >> on our second day

look at me, look at me. i want you to keep looking at me. don't look at the floor. >> today we had an offender that was told he has to move out of his cell house, out of the "f" unit. >> taylo's attacker joe buchanan was quickly subdued and is on his way to a special management cell, pending further investigation. >> he lost his job yesterday and the counselor and the case manager went ahead and brought him in, told him he had to pack up and leave. the offender got right by the door. the case manager and counselor were coming out. counselor was kicked in the chest and popped in the head. >> taylo will be transported to the prison hospital. ironically, he shares something in common with his attacker. both their jobs require that they be sounding boards for inmates. taylo's an "f" dorm counselor. buchanan, a prison barber. >> it was always one of my dreams to be a barber, because on the street, i used to always hang around the barber shop, right? i used to always sit up in the barber shop and listen to them tell jokes one know? tell jokes and

it's about me. get right. >> we sat down to interview conrad salazar days away from his projected release about his recent parole hearing. apparently it didn't go so well. >> you're camera hungry. anything to get on the camera. >> verbal abuse and gestures parole board. do you understand you have the right to remain silent. do you want to make a statement? >> yeah what's this report for. >> you told the lady on the parole board, [ bleep ]. >> for no reason. i just went off on this lady for no reason? >> you're entitled to put your statement and that's why i'm getting your version. >> okay. i asked her simply why she was putting me on provision. it was just setting me up to fail and she got upset and asked me why and i told her because the last time you put me on that i ended up shooting the cop because i couldn't hold down a job. she said you shot a cop, get him out of here. many two of these i got two of these. minor reports for verbal abuse. all women. why do you guys expect to talk to us like thi

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and he would pull me on to the bed andes can me and ask me to unhook my bra.t of hoped and prayed that they wouldn't happen too soon. >> we took the information that we had a presentation to a grand jury that was in hays county. they heard the evidence of the girls' statements and at that point they returned an indictment against swami gi. >> as soon as he was arrested i knew the process had begun, and i think i was excited and also terrified of what was coming next. >> out at the temple there was absolutely no belief whatsoever in these three young ladies. everyone rallied around suami. >> the devotees somehow came up with a million dollar cash bond overnight. so he spent less than 24 hours in jail. ♪ >> the hardest part about the trial was just seeing all these people that i grew up with, all of my, like, family just staring at me with the most evil looks and eyes ever. we heard guilty and i think all of us just, like, it was over finally and people listened. he was convicted of 20 counts of indecency with a minor. still, none of us understand why, but swami

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me refiero al mundano a mÍ.todos en casita comenzamos con la primera ediciÓn de un nuevo dÍa. las noticias que acaparan los principales titulares esta maÑana. casi 5 millones de inmigrantes indocumentados muy estados unidos tienen que despir esperando una oportunidad para legalizarse en el paÍs y evitar la deportaciÓn. el fallo de la corte suprema no afecta el daca del 2012 que ha da daco cobijo a 270 mil dreamers o soÑadores. el pueblo britÁnico le dio el si a la salida del reino unido de la uniÓn europea. poco despuÉs del anuncio, david cameron dijo que renunciarÁ a su cargo en el otoÑo. mientras el presidente del banco central de inglaterra dijo que la instituciÓn estÁ preparada para lidiar con la inestabilidad de los mercados. el mercado de valores de japÓn historica su baja. los bomberas luchan de manera intensa contra un naouch incendio en california, que ha consumido miles de acres. la furia las llamas destruyeron 80 casas en el condado kern. las autoridades dijeron que es un fuego extremadamente peligros

joseph started calling me a tramp and telling me he hated me. >> all right. now, let me hear your version, joe. >> she's lying. >> did you call her names? >> to him. >> he did call amy names. >> what did he call her? was she present when he called her -- >> i don't know the exact words, but he said [ bleep ] or something like that. [ bleep ] i don't think he swore, though, i think he said [ bleep ]. >> i didn't say no [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. i don't think she said what i said. >> what she said i said. >> what did you say, joe? what was the word? >> he called me a tramp. >> tramp, yeah, that's what i said. to him. if you want, put me six months. take all the good time -- do what you got to do. >> that's the problem. >> [ bleep ] you. you guys know that. you brought me over here for small, petty nothing crap. you guys know that. >> sanchez i feel you're going do dictate what's going to happen here? >> i'm not dictating nothing. >> that's not the case. i'm going to move you out of this unit. that's it. take him back. and i'll deal with you on monday, joe. >> the he

so, tell me about your sons. tell me about tyga. >> okay.so, i have two sons, one who is tyga, who's a 7-year-old who reads like an adult, like i do or any other adult. the other one, who struggles to acquire the most basic skills, such as sounding out letters and learning to read. and what we want to do is learn how this is happening in each child with dyslexia. so, the brain mechanism's underlying dyslexia, how we can help each child, utilizing their strengths and not just addressing their weaknesses, because these are different for each child. and also, how we can identify each child early so we can prevent unnecessary failure from happening. >> yeah, you heard some of the parents saying that you have to be three years behind before they're gonna get any help. that's just scandalous. that should not happen. >> yeah. so that is what we want to address. and so ucsf's dyslexic center was established very recently with honorary chair gavin newsom as honorary chair and in partnership with charles armstrong school, which is a preeminent dyslexi

>> jimmy: oh, no. >> and i was, excuse me? say you're a director! tell me!ith passion now! so i got the pacino fever. right? i just yelled out, i'm a director! everyone at the party started looking at me. stopped talking and looked at me. i looked at leonardo dicaprio and went, i don't know. >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is there a follow-up? >> i yell out, i'm a director! then warren beatty, who was talking to a woman, he rejoins the conversation after me yelling it. he leans in, he goes, what do you direct? and my brain, rather than telling the truth, went straight to lying. and i went, i got a few projects in the works. no projects. >> no projects, yeah. >> i can't get an acting job let alone a directing gig. i went, i got some projects in the mix. he goes, how can we stay in touch? and i just went, pff i'm going to be honest, i'm a bit of a drinker. if you give me your phone number i'll just ring some girl and try to impress her at 2:00 in the morning and that's not going to work out for either of us. i'm talking my way out of it. my m

>> yoo're freaking me out. >> your mother just showed me that. >> her dog bit me in the face once. >>t. you know what she just told me? she loves your hat collection. >> wow. >> you want to validate that? >> yes, there's a hat collection, yes i have a hat collection. >> she loves whereethe hat collection is that's where she hangs out. >> and medium kim russo, author of a new book "the happy medium" had previously connected tatum with her mother, joanna. >> she said why are you doing this to yourself? >> i believe your mother arranged this meeting. again today. i believe that. there's no -- >> don't make me cry. >> tatum, that's the truth. i know it was your mother doing that. >> i feel it i feel her, way, way more than i ever did, that's the craziest thing. especially lately. >> she said there's a lot of things that she did that -- >> she feels really bad about. >> really bad. but the way that you treat your daughter, i can tell you the feeling that she's given me is how i never taught you how to be a good mother. i knew you just know it instinctively. >> thank you. >> and the bonding

give me that! [baby crying] [crunch] ( band playing ) ( cheers and applause ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. my first guest tonight won three emmys for his role as jesse pinkman in "breaking bad." he now stars in the hulu drama "the path." >> eddie, thank you for coming. >> what did you do to get ashley to break up with lock? you had him do it? >> eddie. >> ( bleep ) you, cal. you broke your son's heart. >> it was for the best. >> for the best. so he can end up like all of you. as a prisoner. a bunch of ( bleep ) prisoners. >> okay, eddie, let's go. >> eddie! >> stephen: say hi to aaron paul, everybody! ( band playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> how you doing? ( cheers and applause ) what a nice crowd. >> stephen: very nice, very nice. yeah, people love aaron paul. people love aaron paul. >> i love you all. i love you all. >> stephen: and why should they not? you know, we've met before. >> yeah. >> stephen: and you know that i'm a fan because "breaking bad" was the fi

yo me permito compartir una frase que a mÍ me marcÓ.. karla: un grande, y que luchÓ muchÍsimo por los derechos. sobre todo, inspiraciÓn al punto -inspiracional. eso es maravilloso, grandes enseÑanzas. ernesto: "quÉ difÍcil ser sencillo cuando soy tan grande". mi respetos. karla: que dios lo tenga en su gloria. gracias como siempre. ernesto: un placer. karla: el mÍo. locutora: y ahora, los sÚper consejos de pocoyÓ. ♪ ♪ que tal le saluda alejandra arce---autoridades del bart esta avisandole a los residentes del area de pittsburg que no se alarmen si escuchan explosiones... esto sera por reparaciones y obras de construccion que tendran efecto durante las proximas tres semanas, --el bart dijo que los trabajos, podrian causar sonidos de "explosion" y se realizaran entres las 6 de la maÑana y las dos de la tarde... - les saluda barbara chacon -san francisco: otra manana parcialmente nublada. pero se despejar ams rapdio que ayer -las temperaturas siguen en los 60. el fin de semana subiran a los 70... -maximas de 67-minimas de 56-la temperatura

mandÉ la foto del champÚ, y al regresar me agrediÓ, me llamó estÚpido, me dijo que ese no era y me botÓ duarte, en california. el objetivo es evitar que se fusionen dos incendios que estÁn a solo una milla y media de distancia. ambos fuegos combinados habÍan calcinado unas 5400 acres de terreno hasta de noche. >> 35 clientes con sus familias. y tenemos comida y un lugar para que ellos duerman. natalia: las altas temperaturas empeoran la batalla contra el fuego. seis personas han perdido la vida, varios de ellos excursionistas, a causa de la fuerte ola de calor. y el agua que necesita california la recibirÁ el medio oeste de la naciÓn, cuando fuertes tormentas y posibles tornados impacten con fuerza. se advierten intensos vientos y aguaceros en el norte de indiana, michigan y ohio. y precisamente el mal tiempo provocÓ que se inundara una estaciÓn del metro en washington dc. decenas de personas grabaron la intensa corriente que se extendiÓ a travÉs de escaleras y pasillos del sistema de trenes. la potente tormenta derribÓ Árboles y postes del tendido elÉctrico. salen a la luz nuevos detal

can you hear me ♪ ♪ sometimes it's all i've got to spare can you hear me can you hear me ♪ ♪ noisesng and stomp through the halls louder than you ooh ooh ♪ ♪ i could surrender but i'd just be pretending no i'd rather be dead than live a lie ♪ ♪ burn the white flag ooh burn the white flag ooh ♪ ♪ burn the white flag ooh burn the white flag ooh ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ i'll be an army no you're not going to stop me gettin' through ooh ♪ ♪ i'll sing a marching song and stomp through the halls louder than you ♪ ♪ i could surrender but i'd just be pretending no i'd rather be dead than live a lie ♪ ♪ burn the white flag ooh burn the white flag ooh ♪ ♪ oh burn the white flag ooh burn the white flag ooh ooh ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you, thank you, thank you! thank you! thank you so much! joseph! [ cheers and applause ] "i'm alone, no you're not" is available for pre-order now! we'll be right back, everybody! joseph! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ with simply right checking from santander bank, just make one deposit, payment, withdrawal or transfer each mon

me presentÓ a una mujer, una colombiana. la neta, no me cayÓ mal, pero no me da nada de confianza.iene que levantarse mas de una vez por la noche, si tiene dificultades para orinar y si la falta de deseo sexual esta afectando a su relacion de pareja, entonces quiza tenga la prostata agrandada. >> el problema de la prostata, por supuesto, basicamente es un problema de hombre. pero afecta al hombre y afecta a la mujer. >> nos acostabamos a las diede

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do you hear me young man? do you hear me young man? enough!" a little celebrity news, here.d that some male celebrities, like kanye west and justin bieber, are wearing ripped jeans that cost up to $900. [ crowd ohs ] or as dads with only one old pair of jeans put it, "well, look who's just as cool as kanye bieber." [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> kanye bieber. oh, i thought this was pretty strange, here. i read that a german company has just released a line of "star wars"-themed perfume. i don't know. i mean, what kind of woman would want a "star wars"-themed perfume? [ laughs maniacally ] [ laughter ] oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ applause ] [ laughter ] uh, i don't know what to make of this. a naked restaurant is opening in japan next month, but apparently, it's banning customers who are overweight, over 60, or have tattoos. [ crowd ohs ] yeah, they said the last thing they want at their naked restaurant is a bunch of weirdos. [ laughter and applause ] the naked restaurant. >> steve: let's go. >> jimmy: speaking of weirdos, a group of animal researchers jus

not me. and then i came to my senses. after my wife threatened to leave me. add. because in the past phil has killed two people. on purpose. you ever look in his eyes? he got those killer whale eyes. right before they lose it and eat their sea world trainer. >> seth: please welcome to the show, my friend, finesse mitchell. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good to see you buddy. >> good to see you, seth. thanks for having me. >> seth: of course. it's a pleasure. we ran into each other recently, out on the road doing stand up. which is so lovely. >> grand rapids. >> seth: but we use to -- grand rapids, michigan. we worked together for three years. >> yes. >> seth: and it should be noted we're family men now. >> yes. we are. >> seth: we each have a kid. >> yes. >> seth: we used to go out. >> we used to go out. >> seth: we used to go out. >> i use to called him the white finesse. [ laughter ] >> seth: that's right. and just in case, the white finesse is also known as clumsy. [ laughter ] because when we would go out you, finesse, you are a man who has finesse a

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they called me. they wanted me to host the event. and -- it's a real tight crowd. >> jimmy: rich people. >> everybody's neck was really straight. so i get up there and i'm like man, loosen up, relax. have a good time. as i'm saying stuff, i lock eyes with mike. he's in the front row, and i start teasing him. i'm like man, what age do you get to where it's okay to wear your pants that high and nobody addresses it. you tell me i'm the only one that thinks mike is past the legal limit to waist? it was fun jokes. he had the little square mustache at the time. i was like what's that. it looks like a thumbprint, like you just smelled something. and nobody was laughing. it got to the point where nobody was laughing. he's looking straight. he's actually giving me a look like you're going to keep going? you ain't going to stop. i don't care. i'm having a good time. i was laughing. i may or may not have been drunk at the time. [ laughter ] >> i hit him with one more. nobody said nothing. it gets over and i see him. i'm like what up, mike. he s

>> she confuses me. sometimes she'll say, that makes me want to have a kid. i'm like do you want to, she's like no. >> reporter: it sounds like it's kind of in the hopper again? >> no. now it's too late. but we actually did -- we did go through the process of thinking about a donor and who it would be, and, you know, we've talked about it that we've really given it serious consideration. but it's a good, wonderful relationship, and we both have careers, and we're both busy. >> reporter: busy with her hit talk show and 13 years ago she was busy bringing life to a determined little blue tank fish with a short-term memory problem named dory. >> life get you down and you know what to do? just keep swimming. just keep swimming. >> reporter: just keep swimming, that gentle nudge from this unlikely row. >> i forget things instantly. it runs in my family, at least i think it does. >> reporter: the mission has come to symbolize, courage, perseverance. and just how far we'll go for family. >> nemo, i'm coming. >> dad. >> nemo. >> dad. >> reporter: more than a decade af

you tell me.mmm. that is-- >> what do you think? >> stephen: that's actually fantastic. you have been very open of being a recovered addict. is food a form of addiction for you? >> well, i'm obsessed with it. you tell me. the problem with most people is if you have a personality cha in a certain way it's a problem. it's probably more of a workaholic than foodaholic. 25 years clean and sober from the stuff that was going to kill me. ( cheers and applause ) thank you. >> stephen: what do we have next? okay, i don't-- i don't know what that is, and it looks questionable at a distance here. >> you're going to love this. >> stephen: that really looks like you found that by the highway? >> that's mashed plantains. this is from our bronx episode. >> stephen: plantain. i had handle that? >> try the meat in that. this is a hodutu, which they usually make with fish and plantain but they make it with possum. >> stephen: that's possum. that's possum. ( laughter ). >> here to celebrate-- it's fantastic. >> ste

forgive me audience.g vegan recipes and then adding meat when i cook them." (laughter) audience, sometimes i say i'm going to feed the birds at the park, but really i'm just going there to eat an entire bag of wonder bread." (laughter) "sometimes i walk my dog at night and just pretend to pick up his poop." (laughter) "when i say i already have other plans set in stone, what i really mean is that i plan to go get stoned." (laughter) "sometimes i eat jimmy fallon's ice cream while i watch stephen colbert's show." (laughter) (cheers and applause) (laughter) i just got a fair amount of jimmy falon's ice cream on my suit. (laughter) "when i return to my car and there's time left on the meter, i listen to music instead of letting somebody else have it." (laughter) (applause) forgive me audience because -- "sometimes i think to myself "i know you're listening" just in case someone can read my mind." (laughter) i park my car between two trucks in the parking lot so drivers think they found an open spot until the

>> gotta love me. [ laughter ] >> seth: oh sorry. "gotta love me?" for 14 years now would really know the lines. [ laughter ] ain't that right, lame brain? >> seth: they think you've been doing this 14 years? >> shh! [ laughter ] okay, so next joke. a rabbi, a priest and seth over here, walk into a bar. >> seth: oh, just stop. i don't want to hear this one. [ light laughter ] >> please. come on, look at my parents. would you look at them, would you look how proud they are. look how proud they are of little ben. >> seth: yeah, yeah, fine. alright, so a priest, a rabbi, and seth meyers walk into a bar. what did the bartender say? >> that's right, they walked into the bar. and they said -- the priest and rabbi said -- >> seth: oh, no, you're doing it wrong. [ light laughter ] >> the priest says to the rabbi, he says what are you doing here with this idiot? [ light laughter ] hello. ♪ [ laughter ] >> seth: no, don't. the bartender would say that, not the priest and the rabbi. >> oh, okay. >> seth: you don't have three people walk into a bar and then not