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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ( cheers and applause ). >> jon: you know, a lot of people say how do you make "daily show"? it's really quite simple. you take a cup of weed, three, four vibrator jokes and a really long monologue about death from the sky. helled fire muscles and targeted killings. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen. >> pearse morgue an said he spoke to casey anthony and told him rumor rumors that wayne weii uncer: cash, cash, cash for your bones. too many bones, not enough cash? call cashbone. ribs, skulls, spines, even certain tiny ear bones. ♪ the leg bone's connected to the cashbone. ♪ ♪ two... two, three... ♪ ♪ (thud) aw, nibbler made a bobo for mama. i'll pick it up with my supey-dupey poopy scoopy. (irritated sigh)

too many wom captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey, everybody! welcome. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: welcome to the report. thank you for joining us. thank you so much, everybody. please, heroes, have a seat. nation, last year, we were all swept up in the excitement of the arab spring. especially in egypt last february when young prodemocracy protesters filled cairo'sica tear square and ousted longtime strong man hosni mubarak. it was a traumatic time for egyptians and an even more traumatic time for the bathroom at the tahrir square party party. ( laughter ) now it's a complex situation so let me recap what has happened in egypt. 5,000 years ago, settlements in the valley united to form the first dynasty. then pyramids, cleopatra, blah, blah, blah, cut to last february. president mubarak steps down handing temporary power to the military. then in november, egyptians voted in their firs

>> captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> may 29, 2012 from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: hey, everybody. welcome back to the show. boom, we're back. thank you. thank you for joining us. welcome to "the daily show". i want to say right off the top u.s.s. roosevelt bringing the nice pictures and the guys bringing the nice things and some guy from england who -- i don't know. [ laughter ] [ applause ] has a diseased mind. [ laughter ] we're so happy to be back. i'm jon stewart. our guest tonight is the author of a great new book on home gardening. [ laughter ] and -- [cheers and applause] -- anyway, we're excited to have the first lady tonight. first, real quick off the top. we've been out of office two weeks. when i'm on vacation the only news i keep up is the latest. obviously i read the huffington post my one stop source. the latest scoop involves miley cyru

captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ( cheers and applause ). >> jon: you know, a lot of people say how do you make "daily show"? it's really quite simple. you take a cup of weed, three, four vibrator jokes and a really long monologue about death from the sky. helled fire muscles and targeted killings. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen. >> pearse morgue an said he spoke to casey anthony and told him rumor rumors that wayne weii >> stephen: tonight, romney and the common man. is he the kind of guy you want to sit down and have a vintage pol roget with? (laughter) and how should countries use social media? the same way everyone does-- when they're drunk. (laughter) then my guest, will allen, wants to promote farming in inner cities. i'll ask him what varieties of summer squash thrive in bum urine. (laughter) the l.a. kings won the stanley cup! or stanley king won the l.a. cup (laughter) i don't follow hockey. this is "the colbert report." captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( c

cq captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> jon: (cheers and applause) that's our show for tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen. >> well... (boos) you can shout down speakers, my friends, but it's hard to etch a sketch the truth away. >> stephen: (screaming) tonight! scandal rocks the justice department and it rocks it like a hurricane. (cheers and applause) then taco bell reveals a new fast food innovation. they're not just thinking outside the bun, they're thinking outside the periodic table. and my guest daniel klaidman has a new book about the secret war on terror. it takes ten years to read and half of it is blacked out. (laughter) a beverage company has developed a beer for dogs. great, now i need a new designated driver. (laughter) this is report report captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) (audience chanting "stephen"). >> stephen: welcome to "the "report", everybody, good to have you with us. welcome to our two of "the report". (laughter) nation... (laug

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and conquer on the staer ♪ ♪ deth starrrr captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access groupd? does it-- what do you physically feel when you recognize that hard. >> it can. it can hurt the finger tibbs and the delicate pipes. but you know, we're trying to save the human race. so-- it's a small price to pay. >> jon: sure, sure. has the squid problem been something you've been dealing with for a while? >> we've been killing it every night. >> i lose sleep over it every night, i think about the evil alien squid problem that could be out there. >> jon: from everybody, i say thank you. (laughter) thank you. rise of the phoenix is in stores now. tenacious d. you can go see them at the hammerstein ballroom. they are tonight and tomorrow night, hammerstein ballroom, great place to see a show. great place to see tenacious d. they will play us out with throwdown. tenacious d! (cheers and applause) ♪ mosses came down from the hill ♪ ♪ holding the rules in his hand ♪ ♪ looked all around ♪ suddenly found ♪ no one was listening ♪ new it's time to throw down ♪ ♪ so throw down ♪ throw down

captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ( cheers and applause ). >> jon: you know, a lot of people say how do you make "daily show"? it's really quite simple. you take a cup of weed, three, four vibrator jokes and a really long monologue about death from the sky. helled fire muscles and targeted killings. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen. >> pearse morgue an said he spoke to casey anthony and told him rumor rumors that wayne weii captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to the report, everybody. good to have you with us. how are you over there? are they okay? are you all right? you okay over there? everything good? come on! >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. ( cheers ) let me just be the first to say dominus lobiskum. another nation, it is no secret that america's small towns, especially in the rust belt, are struggling. it's goaten so bad that the prom theme of many small high scho

captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> jon: that's our show. join us tomorrow night. here it is your moment so zen. >> i don't know if you can hear me but you can hear a lot of people still around the capitol building. ♪ two... two, three... ♪ item one: duck! (bender groans) cubert, you crapscallion! why aren't you in school? i couldn't get past the protestors.

captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org charlie: so he's in the law house, right, and... dennis: oh, please stop talking. dude, dude, just let me finish my story. describing an episode of "law & order" in full detail is not a story. no, it's so good, all right, okay. first of all, i think i could be a really good lawyer. i'm, like, better than sam waterston, i'll tell you that much. oh, you want to be a lawyer? don't you think you should know how to read or write? objection, hearsay. that's lawyer talk. that's the kind of stuff you have to do. that serial killer killed another woman last night. yeah, it says here he's targeting young, attractive blondes.

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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ( captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) whooo! whooo! thank you, ladies and gentlemen. you're awfully nice. thank you so much. welcome to the report, everybody. good to have you with us. >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> beautiful (cheers and applause) thank you so much. folks, sounds like you had a good weekend. i did too. i myself saw its blockbuster movie prometheus. now director ridley scott's prequel to alien, or gladiator, i'm not sure. i have seen either one. unfortunately, prometheus was ruined for me by astrophysicist and friend of the show neil degrasse. first he wrecked titanic by pointing out that the night sky at the end was inaccurate. (laughter) how i can lose myself in jack and rose's final good-bye knowing that the pleiades were in the long cedereal position. and yesterday, neil tweeted this. prometheus goes 35 light-years into space but charlize theron gaffees were half a billion

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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> jon: that's our show. join us tomorrow night. here it is your moment so zen. >> i don't know if you can hear me but you can hear a lot of people still around the capitol building. captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) . >> stephen: welcome to the "report," everybody, god to have you with us! (audience chanting "stephen) thank you so much! folks, i've got to tell you, i've got to tell you, folks, i've really got to tell you, you folks just chanted my name. you just chanted my name with such precision that if i did not know better i would think you were an army of robots. (cheers and applause) please, nation, you know, if you know me, you know there's something i like more than staring directly into the sun. (laughter) i've got a cadillac health care plan so i get new retinas every couple of weeks. repairs courtesy of a chinese dissident. (laughter) anyway, yesterday my sun-gazing finally paid off because of the rare astronomical event known a

captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: that's it for the report, e >> 2012, from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: welcome to the "daily show." i'm jon stewart. man oh, man oh, man oh, man. we have a program for you tonight. the lovely maggie gyllenhaal will be joining us. we're very excited about that ( cheers and applause ) excellent actress. as you know, presidential electionux less than five months away, it's a time when the american people reflect on the state of nation and the needs of its citizenry, examine which president's candidate would best address these urgent and critical time. ( laughter ). that's our job. their job is to raise as much ( bleep ) money as they can get their hands on. and it appears that is going to come down to the wire. tonight... ( cheers and applause ) that was our entire-- from what

that some of you will find offense i have captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> tonight a conservative reporter sguferpt ace president f i were that reporter i wouldn't go to any cafings in yemen. then i get embroiled in an international incident. now i can never go back to epcot. and my guest "new york times" columnist paul krugman has written a book called end this depression now. if i work for "the new york times", i would be depressed too. mike tyson's one man show is coming to broadway. fondly, a show as dangerous as spider-man. this is "the colbert report." captioning sponsored by comedy central (cheers and applause) thank you, ladies and gentlemen. thank you so much. >> stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen, stephen. >> welcome to the report. please, please. ladies and gentlemen, good to have you with us. or should i say buenos. because on friday el presidential barak obama announced in a rose garden ceremony that he will not be deporting illegal immigrants brought here as children who have the high school diploma and no cr

captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org une 18, 2012. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to the daily show. my name is jon stewart. big show tonight. big show. my guest, cyber security expert and author parmy olsen. she's going to explain why you shouldn't broadcast your password to facebook. like mine is pink lady 61. all right. michigan last week republican lawmakers were introducing several bills that would create more stringent bills on abortions and abortion providers which would not be news by itself but it is news for this one glorious bit of floor debate >> finally, mr. speaker, i'm flattered that you're all so interested in my vagina. but no means no. ( applause ) >> jon: zing. that's michigan democrat lisa brown with a pretty decent vagina zinger. which by the way is my favorite celestial seasonings tea. mmmmm. oh, that's good tea. no harm, no foul. >> michigan democrat said the

going to bother you but you cannot have captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) (cheers and applause) >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. thank you so much. stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you so much. welcome to the report. thank you for joining us. folks, if you watch this show, if you are a frequent watcher of this show, and i hope you are, you know i wear many hats. pundit, journalist, and this one that says i'm a female body inspecter. which-- due to a pending court case i legally must inform you is not an actual governmental position. once again, my apologies to doris concerns goodwin. now recently, folks, recent i added another hat, that of children's book author! (cheers and applause) thanks. with the public case of i am a pole and so you can. which is currently number one in "the new york times" best-seller list. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: advice how to and miss ja

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