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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org [cheering and applause] >> jon: my show. my beautiful show. here it is, your moment of zen. >> people are holding tickets that match the winning numbers in the $636 million mega millions drawing. >> let's go from the best of luck to the worst of fate, it's still not clear why a gunman walked into a medical building captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org test. >> stephen: tonight is santa claus an american, well, he is fat and wears a velvet track suit. then a shocking taste of government waste. there is nothing wrong with the old hampshire. and my guest is keanu reeves who stars in the new samurai movie "47 ronin", oh, three more and he can get the free "ronin". stock tores say an apple a day may prevent heart attack, if only there were some sort of rhyme to remember that. this is the colbert report. (cheers and applause) (cheers and applause) welcome to the report, everybody, good to have you with us. >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen
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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org [cheeringplause] >> jon: my show. my beautiful show. here it is, your moment of zen. >> people are holding tickets that match the winning numbers in the $636 million mega millions drawing. >> let's go from the best of luck to the worst of fate, it's still not clear why a gunman walked into a medical buildi captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org 8y@a [ techno music plays ] ♪ dave ♪ dave ♪ dave chappelle's a funny ♪ funny guy [ tires screech ] what the [bleep] are you doing?! you gotta get outta my car. i'm serious! [ tires squeal ]
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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> jon: that's our show. here it is, your moment of zen. >> it is black friday but it is turning into black and blue friday. tonight, a mcdonald's corporate secret comes to light, we have all been eating a little bit of grimace. then a new way to increase workplace productivity, get ready for apple's new i-catheter. and my guest ed stone is a nasa scientist who over saw the voyager space missions, well in my studio everyone can hear me scream. >> north korean kim jong un reportedly fired his own uncle, no word yet whether he fired him into a mountain or the sea. this is the colbert report. [ cheers and applause captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to the report. thank you. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, i i'm angry too. >> as america's most famous catholic, folks, you know i have tried to cut the "new pope" over here some slack. i wasn't thrilled when he washed the feet of muslim criminals, k
captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> jon: that's our show. here it is, your moment of zen. >> it is black friday but it is turning into black and blue friday. tonight, a mcdonald's corporate secret comes to light, we have all been eating a little bit of grimace. then a new way to increase workplace productivity, get ready for apple's new i-catheter. and my guest ed stone is a nasa scientist who over saw the voyager space...
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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> jon: that's our show. here it is, your moment of zen. >> it is black friday but it is turning into black and blue friday. captioning sponsored by comedy central >> stephen: tonight, president obama celebrates thanksgiving and, just like your uncle, he spent the whole meal bitching about obamacare. (cheers and applause) then a breakthrough in online shopping-- you don't have to order, the n.s.a. knows what you need. (laughter) and my guest, daniel goleman is a psychologist who says the poor are more caring than the rich. hu. for some reason i don't give a (bleep). (laughter) a new study found that energy drink cans alter your heart function. so rid bull gives you wings but they might be angel wings. (laughter) this is "the colbert report." captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) (cheers and applause). >> stephen: welcome to the "report," everybody, good to have you with us. good to see you. nice to have you. thank you so much. (audience chantin
captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> jon: that's our show. here it is, your moment of zen. >> it is black friday but it is turning into black and blue friday. captioning sponsored by comedy central >> stephen: tonight, president obama celebrates thanksgiving and, just like your uncle, he spent the whole meal bitching about obamacare. (cheers and applause) then a breakthrough in online shopping-- you don't have to...
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captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org guitar music playing ) - ( snaps, clatters )ounds awful. ( music stops ) but a lot better than last week. ( rock music playing ) ♪ we weren't born to follow. ♪ yÑ m. j dozens are hurt, and one of the nation's busiest commuter rail services is disrupted when a train runs off the track in new york city. >> i thought i was going to die, to be honest. i thought, i'm going to die. >>> health care fixed. obama administration says it's worked out most of the bugs from healthcare.gov but warns more work is needed on the troubled website. >>> and drone drop-off? amazon unveils its new plan to deliver your purchase to your doorstep in under an hour. this is the "cbs morning news" for monday, december 2nd, 2013.
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merry christmas captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.orgs "the daily show with jon stewart." captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] >> jon: welcome! to "the daily show." my name is still jon stewart. the guests tonight, you couldn't have tuned in on a better night. a lot of shows say, we've got will ferrell on the show. that's tremendous. we also have david koechner on the show. that's almost too much show. paul rudd will be joining those two, the three of them and what do we get, three, why not four, why not put steve carell on the show, as well, all four. [cheering and applause] and what did you do today? [laughter] let's begin in washington. you know, if you watch this show regularly... [laughter] really? nobody? all right. you're probably accustomed to two things: the delightful rhyme [bleeped]. [laughter]
merry christmas captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.orgs "the daily show with jon stewart." captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] >> jon: welcome! to "the daily show." my name is still jon stewart. the guests tonight, you couldn't have tuned in on a better night. a lot of shows say, we've got will ferrell on the show. that's tremendous. we also have david koechner on...
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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> from news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: rell welcome to "the daily show." my name jon stewart. man -- man have we put together a program tonight. the guest is former ceo of blackwater, formerly known as blackwater. erik prince will be here. he has written a book about it. we'll have a budget deal in place before we know who has won the voice. please let it be kelly clarkson. i hope it's kelly clarkson. am i too late? [laughter] at least we'll have one before congress goes on vacation, holiday sex tourism. [laughter] but, of course, house of representatives passed their version of budget deal with john boehner playing a critical role in vote wrangling which has won him a great deal of respect. >> i think john boehner is one
captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> from news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: rell welcome to "the daily show." my name jon stewart. man -- man have we put together a program tonight. the guest is former ceo of blackwater, formerly known as blackwater. erik prince will be here. he has written...
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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ♪ fromomedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. [cheers and applause] our guest tonight amy adams from the movie "american hustle" but what be this devil's stick? [laughter] what sort of witchcraft? [laughter] question for the audience tonight. what do you do with that thing? that thing in your hand there? what do you do with that? we begin tonight with american exceptionalism there are many reasons that this nation is great starius stripeiest flag, the most loco tacos and the best oprah on earth. seriously. [cheers and applause] canada's oprah, she ain't (bleep). [ laughter ] canada's oprah doesn't even have a show. she's just some lady who lives in canada and is named oprah and looks identical to our oprah. what a surprise. [ laughter ] recently america's greatness has come into question. >> u.s. high school students gett
captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ♪ fromomedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. [cheers and applause] our guest tonight amy adams from the movie "american hustle" but what be this devil's stick? [laughter] what sort...
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i'm a big fla captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.orging down to south park, gonna have myself a time ♪ ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ ♪ going down to south park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ ♪ ample parking day or night ♪ people spouting, "howdy, neighbor" ♪ ♪ heading on up to south park, gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ ♪ mrph rmhmhm rm! mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ ♪ come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine ♪ man: this saturday, pox presents... you all remember playing the recorder in elementary school. well, this saturday, in oklahoma city, over four million third-grade students from all over the country will gather in one place, and at the same time play "my country 'tis of thee" on their recorders. it's the largest third-grade recorder concert ever! special guest conductor yoko ono and woodwind virtuoso kenny g will lead this fantastic event. this saturday at 11:00 eastern, 10:00 central. the world will be watching. okay, children, we've still got some time to practice the song before we load up t
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the hobbit in theaters on the 13th, ian captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access groupwgbh access.wgbh.org >> jon: that's our show. here it is, your moment of zen. >> it is black friday but it is turning into black and blue friday. captioning sponsored by comedy central >> stephen: tonight, president obama celebrates thanksgiving and, just like your uncle, he spent the whole meal bitching about obamacare. (cheers and applause) then a breakthrough in online
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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> jonhow. here it is, your moment of zen. >> it is black friday but it is turning into black and blue friday. - the one who plays jamie is not english. - he's not? - i don't know what nationality he is, but he's definitely not english. - that's amazing. he's got the most amazing--dog! - whoa! - come on, max, no. bad dog, bad. i'm so sorry. i just rescued him from a shelter. [dog barking fiercely] he seems to get really aggressive towards people with darker-colored skin. i'm so sorry. - don't worry about it. - yeah, i guess you never know what they've been through before you get them. - yeah, we don't think that your dog's racist. [dramatic music] ♪ [all dogs barking] [dogs barking aggressively] [bell dings, crowd cheers] [soul music] [monitor beeping] ♪ [cheers and applause] - whoo! - thank you. - welcome! - thank you. - oh, my god. thank you so much for coming out. i am keegan-michael key. - i am jordan peele. - and we are key and peele. so thank you. thank you so much. [chuckles] um... th
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(cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbhld news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show." [cheers and applause] my name is jon stewart. our guest tonight we're very excited saudi filmmaker haifaa al mansour will be on the show. she's done this film wajada. tremendous. off the top you may recall if you've seen our program last week we had a little spirited fun with meghan kelly. we're -- meg yin kelly. her response to santa being a color other than white. >> kids at home santa is white. we're just debating this because someone wrote about it. >> jon: see. [ laughter ] like most debates it started by giving you the definitive answer first. now, unfortunately for miss kelly for fox her spram televised. -- her program is televised. and people who saw the segment or read about it expressed an opinion that what she said was wrong and defensive and oddly definitive for a discussion of a fictional character and (bl
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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> from comedy central ealz world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. >> welcome to "the daily show". thank you for join us tonight. my name is jon stewart. from the film p "dallas buyers club" this is a good movie you have to check it out. jared leto is here. unbelievable. listen to this, we're currently in what i feel like is the most wonderful time of the year. [laughter] why not? [laughter] festive trees go up, carolers break out in song. starbucks switches out the vat of pumpkin spice additives for the vat of peppermint additives. it's a time to cherish what we have because we could lose it. >> how majorities are become are notes at the pool. how sharia law is changing everything. >> jon: it's changing everything and probably not for the better. while i don't know what sharia law is i know it's muslim-y. and if fox is talking about it it's going to destroy the nation. >> a ymca in st. paul is starting a swim group for muslim girls but special conside
captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> from comedy central ealz world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. >> welcome to "the daily show". thank you for join us tonight. my name is jon stewart. from the film p "dallas buyers club" this is a good movie you have to check it out. jared leto is here. unbelievable. listen to this, we're currently in what i feel...
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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org from comedye daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] >> jon: boom! welcome to "the daily show." miss to see you -- nice to see you. my name is jon stewart. one of our guests tonight author reza aslan is on the program this evening. we'll pick off where we left off last night with the united states congress. if you tuned in you might have seen this how this, the 113th congress is perhaps the worst congress -- [ laughter ] -- in the history of not just this nation -- [laughter] -- so we thought we would check in on what today's congressional (bleep)ry was what do they do today? pass a resolution demanding preapproval of all presidential handshakes? [laughter] refuse to vote on anything except whether to add cronuts to the congressional brunch. [laughter] sitting around saying that sax by chambliss is an acceptable name. it's not. it's not okay. it's just not okay. [laughter] my apologies to apologies to ths family. what is congress
captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org from comedye daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] >> jon: boom! welcome to "the daily show." miss to see you -- nice to see you. my name is jon stewart. one of our guests tonight author reza aslan is on the program this evening. we'll pick off where we left off last night with the united states...
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( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbhccess.wgbh.org from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show." hey -- [cheers and applause] -- my name is jon stewart. we've got a good show for you tonight. my guest the lovely, the talented jennifer lawrence will be joining us. we're very excited about that. [cheers and applause] but real quick off the top i don't know if you happened to be near a television set today -- [laughter] -- although clearly you are at one right now. that was a stupid opening, wasn't it? [laughter] but you might have heard the big news out of the senate. >> harry reid is poised to the launch the nuclear option. >> jon: noooo! no, harry don't -- there's still good in this world. [ laughter ] don't kill us all. [ laughter ] what is the nuclear option, by the way? >> the nuclear option means that it would only take 51 votes, a simple majority to get -- overcome this
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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >>> we begin the newscast with breaking news from northwest washington. a two-alarm fire broke out in an apartment building in the 2500 block of calvert street. we are told the flames first broke out in an apartment on the fifth floor. the fire also spread to the sixth floor. people were evacuated from their homes. that apartment building is just across the street from the motel. flames, we are told, are currently under control. fighters are bringing in fans to help blow the smoke from that building. still no word on a cause of the fire and fortunately, it does appear as of right now, there have been no injuries from that fire. >> allegations of sexual assault in a d.c. multimillion dollar pool facility. >> and new redskin quarterback, same old results, your world in 90 seconds. >> the multimillion wilson aquatic center and a life guard were able to use it allegedly as their own personal after hours party pad. three women, two of them teens, now allege they were sexually assaulted at late night partie
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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> fromcentral's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome. [cheers and applause] welcome to "the daily show." jon stewart. my guest tonight former pakistani ambassador to the united states husain haqqani is on the program. let us begin tonight with the national security administration which is the subject of the new ongoing series "that thing they said they are not doing, they are totally doing." [laughter] over the past six months or so people have been playing something of a fun little game with the n.s.a. the n.s.a. tells us they are not doing something and then we found out they are totally doing it. [ laughter ] for instance, -- >> nobody is listening to to your telephone calls. >> jon: turns out they are totally listening to your telephone calls. they storing them in this giant utah fortress of surveilitude. next. >> with respect to the internet and e-mails, this does not allow
captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> fromcentral's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome. [cheers and applause] welcome to "the daily show." jon stewart. my guest tonight former pakistani ambassador to the united states husain haqqani is on the program. let us begin tonight with...
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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >>> gmg wins the high stakes casino jackpot. >> plus inside the mind of a computer hacker, the most important moments of your world in 90 seconds. >> mgm has the nod to build a colossal complex including a casino with 3,600 slot machines, an 18 story hotel, a large concert theater and a luxury restaurant and retail development. of at the national harbor site beside the outer loop of the beltway after crossing the woodrow wilson bridge. >> more consumer conveniences means less security. with more things to hack into companies will have to step up security and consumers will have to become more security savvy because that's exactly what the hackers are doing. >> it's like a cat and mouse game. the more you clamp down, the more clever the hackers get. >> the duck dynasty family is standing by patriarch phil robertson suggesting the show can't go on without him. >> no ducks. >> a&e suspended robertson indefinitely after he told gq magazine gays are sinners and compared homosexuality to bestiality. >> i pu
captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >>> gmg wins the high stakes casino jackpot. >> plus inside the mind of a computer hacker, the most important moments of your world in 90 seconds. >> mgm has the nod to build a colossal complex including a casino with 3,600 slot machines, an 18 story hotel, a large concert theater and a luxury restaurant and retail development. of at the national harbor site beside the outer loop of the...
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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioningonsored by comedy central >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart! [ applause ] >> jon: hey, welcome to "the daily show", my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight, we are very excited, we have sir ian mckellen, he is here to promote jennifer lawrence in "the hunger games", we don't know why but we will continue to do that. we have been gone a week, our top story yet again tonight, a update on healthcare.gov that was supposed to provide a online marketplace for health insurance but instead it records you having sex and mails it to your parents with the title christmas surprise. >> why does do it that? obama administration officials promised us by november 30th the web site will be functional and as you know it has already been november 30th so the so. >> white house is now work fog the vast majority of people who are trying to use it. it can now handle 50,000 users at a time, 800,000 a day. >> they say they have lowered res
captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioningonsored by comedy central >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart! [ applause ] >> jon: hey, welcome to "the daily show", my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight, we are very excited, we have sir ian mckellen, he is here to promote jennifer lawrence in "the hunger games", we don't know...
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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. tonight's guest -- we have a good one univision and fusion anchor jorge ramos is joining us. first if it took you long tier to get your -- if it took you a little bit longer to get your sausage mcmuffin this morning it wasn't because the sausage crop had eye poor concreate. >> staging a walkout saying it's nearly impossible to survive on $7.25 an hour. >> jon: the wages are so low some fast food workers have had to resort a life of crime. [ laughter ] or worse prostitution. [ laughter ] you have a pretty mouth there grimace. [ laughter ] so the question is: raise the minimum wage from the very difficult to live on $7.25 an hour to something more livable. it seems reasonable for an industry that is that profitable. so let's hear while it will be destroy the very foundation of
captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. tonight's guest -- we have a good one univision and fusion anchor jorge ramos is joining us. first if it took you long tier to get your --...
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captioning sponsored by rose communications captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org from our studios in new york city, this is charlie rose. >> rose: 2013 was a big year in foreign and domestic policy. joining me now is tom friedman. he's friend of this program and a pulitzer prize winning columnist for the "new york times." his book "from beirut to jerusalem" was updated to reflect the change of the region. he travels around the world. his most recently visited saudi arabia united arab emirates, china and singapore. all of those names and bilines will appear in his columns. i'm especially pleased to have him back at this table as we look at where we are, where we're going and where we have been this past year. welcome. i apologize for my voice. off column in today's "new york times" "i don't know whether secretary of state john kerry will succeed in his two big chosen priorities: trying to forge an israeli palestinian peace in a detente with iran that deprives it with a nuclear weapon. but i admire the way he dares to fail. it's the only way to become a consequential sec
captioning sponsored by rose communications captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org from our studios in new york city, this is charlie rose. >> rose: 2013 was a big year in foreign and domestic policy. joining me now is tom friedman. he's friend of this program and a pulitzer prize winning columnist for the "new york times." his book "from beirut to jerusalem" was updated to reflect the change of the region. he travels around the world. his most...
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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org the bay area is closingever recorded. e numbers are startling. >>> police may have busted burglars behind a string of christmas break-ins. >> and the bay area closing out the driest year ever recorded. the numbers are startling. >> this is the only idea i have. >> a bay area man wakes up with no idea who he is. his mission, to find his memory. kpix 5 news is next. ,,,,,,,, a gang of grinches thought could steal christmas from several bay area families. >>> i didn't see anything under the christmas tree. >> always presents were gone. >> a gang of grinches thought they could
captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org the bay area is closingever recorded. e numbers are startling. >>> police may have busted burglars behind a string of christmas break-ins. >> and the bay area closing out the driest year ever recorded. the numbers are startling. >> this is the only idea i have. >> a bay area man wakes up with no idea who he is. his mission, to find his memory. kpix 5 news is next. ,,,,,,,, a gang of...
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(laughs) (cheering continues) (cheering swells) captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access groupess.wgbh.org >> this is kpix5 news. >> and we have breaking news. the buses will keep running for thousands of bay area commuters. the contract deal just approved by ac tran sis workers. >> our betty yu joins us in oakland with the new agreement. betty? >> reporter: juliette, this was a long and tense negotiation. the agency and union leaders have averted a strike. the new deal calls for a 9.5% pay raise over three years and healthcare premium, $120 a month. they service about 200,000 daily riders. tonight the president of the union says she is thankful service was not disrupted. they had rejected two deals in the past. >> we think it's a very good agreement and we are glad our members agreed and ratified this contract. it is a big relief to insure they are secure and our riding public will continue to get the service they deserve. >> reporter: an ac transit spokesperson says it is happy they have reached a deal. now that contract must go before the board of directors for approval. it
(laughs) (cheering continues) (cheering swells) captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access groupess.wgbh.org >> this is kpix5 news. >> and we have breaking news. the buses will keep running for thousands of bay area commuters. the contract deal just approved by ac tran sis workers. >> our betty yu joins us in oakland with the new agreement. betty? >> reporter: juliette, this was a long and tense negotiation. the agency and union leaders have averted a strike....
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good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org life support >>> there's unfortunately no amount of prayer that can bring her back. >> time is running out for alaska oakland family frantically trying to keep their daughter on life support. >>> a crash voling a bay area fire truck sent two people to the hospital, including a firefighter. >> drastically dry weather is the perfect storm for endangered salmon. >> kpix5 news is next. ,,,,,,,, for the 13-year- old. children's hospital oakland could take her off life sup as soon as tomorrow. . >>> a family with just hours left to decide what is next for the 13-year-old: chin'
good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org life support >>> there's unfortunately no amount of prayer that can bring her back. >> time is running out for alaska oakland family frantically trying to keep their daughter on life support. >>> a crash voling a bay area fire truck sent two people to the hospital, including a firefighter. >> drastically dry weather is the perfect storm for endangered salmon. >>...
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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >>> we begin withaking news. some rare harmony among lawmakers. house and senate negotiators agree they reached a new budget deal. it would mark a significant departure from repeated congressional showdowns over the budget in recent years and also avert another shutdown. >> i see this agreement as a step in the right direction. in divided government, you don't get what you want. that said, we still can make progress toward our goals. >> but for far too long here in
captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >>> we begin withaking news. some rare harmony among lawmakers. house and senate negotiators agree they reached a new budget deal. it would mark a significant departure from repeated congressional showdowns over the budget in recent years and also avert another shutdown. >> i see this agreement as a step in the right direction. in divided government, you don't get what you want. that said, we...
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. >> captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org keep big oilhem. a shocking end to a police pursuit. now officers have explain why they shot and kd suspect. >>> some people in the east bay say they need the oil company to stop expanding near them. >> officers have to explain why they shot and killed a suspect. >> scam alert. how police say a couple of women are trying to trick old men from giving them money. ♪ experience the gift of exacting precision and some of the best offers of the year [ ding! ] at the lexus december to remember sales event. [ male announcer ] this december, experience the gift of unsurpassed craftsmanship at the lexus december to remember sales event. some of the best offers of the year. is the pursuit of perfection. >>> your realtime captioner is mrs. linda m. macdonald residents are saying: not i backyard! good evening, i'm brian webn for brian hackney >>> big oil wants to increase operations in the east bay but residents say not in my backyard. good evening. a group of pittsburg residents
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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org i'm ken bastida.'m elizabeth cook. new at six: kpix-5's brian webb tells us: more than half of california renters e be . >>> soaring residents reaching crisis levels. >> new at 6 brian web tells us more than half of renters are being stressed to the limit. >> san francisco rents are up 12% and nobody seems to know when they will stop or how high they will go. think you pay a lot for your apartment? meet raymond. >> i live in 150 square feet of space for $700. >> 35% of americans are renters, highest in the decade. still suffering rent sticker shock. >> you have to live here. >> what's worse; the study shows 31% are paying half their income considering a heavy official burden. thinks the rent situation here may be worse than in the big apple. >> manhattan is dropping in prices. >> residents across the country are up 6% since 2000 while incomes are down. according to urban plan and research think tank well need to have places for a lot of different people and i think we can. >> people like mike say let
captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org i'm ken bastida.'m elizabeth cook. new at six: kpix-5's brian webb tells us: more than half of california renters e be . >>> soaring residents reaching crisis levels. >> new at 6 brian web tells us more than half of renters are being stressed to the limit. >> san francisco rents are up 12% and nobody seems to know when they will stop or how high they will go. think you pay a lot for your...
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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org air is hanging around so lo- and when its expected to clr out. good evening... i'm ann >>> it is ugly and we are breathing it in. why dirty air is hanging around and when it is expected to get out. >>> today is day 8. tomorrow, another spare the air day has been declared. that means no wood burning. the dirty air is effecting the bay area. >> reporter: the filthy air is visible throughout the bay area. >> the yellowish hazy, you know, smog. >> reporter: tomorrow's alert is the thenth since the winter spare the air began on november 1st. this record-breaking 9-day run is caused by an ongoing set
captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org air is hanging around so lo- and when its expected to clr out. good evening... i'm ann >>> it is ugly and we are breathing it in. why dirty air is hanging around and when it is expected to get out. >>> today is day 8. tomorrow, another spare the air day has been declared. that means no wood burning. the dirty air is effecting the bay area. >> reporter: the filthy air is visible throughout...
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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> male announcerllowing is a paid presentation brought to you by international commercial television. >> hi. i'm lisa varga. i'm 40 years old, i've never had cosmetic surgery, and i'm not afraid of high-definition cameras. bring them in closer, guys. closer. good. now, do you want your skin to look as youthful, fresh, and line-free as it can? well, get ready, because i'm going to share with you right now something every woman should be doing and the one thing i do every single day. what is it? well, 3 1/2 years ago, i first began using my radio frequency dermawand. why? because it delivers real results. and talk about results -- here's a picture of dermawand's developer christina boves. to prove it worked, she used it on just one side of her face for 12 weeks. on the dermawand side, lines,
captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> male announcerllowing is a paid presentation brought to you by international commercial television. >> hi. i'm lisa varga. i'm 40 years old, i've never had cosmetic surgery, and i'm not afraid of high-definition cameras. bring them in closer, guys. closer. good. now, do you want your skin to look as youthful, fresh, and line-free as it can? well, get ready, because i'm going to share with you...
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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >>> what's next after the snow and rain? also remembering the newtown victims one year after the shooting and the push for tougher gun laws here in d.c. plus, nelson mandela and its final resting place. the crowd gathering on the eve of the funeral. hello, everybody, i'm bruce johnson. right now the storm is on its way out after leaving rain in some parts, snow in other parts of the washington area. what about the rest of the weekend? let's go straight to erica groh. >> you can see the storm system departing here on doppler 9,000. this is a six-hour loop. we have the rain and snow moving through the metro at dinner time and now pushing up into new england. not a factor for us during the overnight hours. but this is what it looked like in frederic county this afternoon, early evening. this picture sent to us by my colleague. as he was out on the roadways, you can see it did get covered with snow here in frederic county. so even some of the interstates and major roadways were cold enough to support that snow
captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >>> what's next after the snow and rain? also remembering the newtown victims one year after the shooting and the push for tougher gun laws here in d.c. plus, nelson mandela and its final resting place. the crowd gathering on the eve of the funeral. hello, everybody, i'm bruce johnson. right now the storm is on its way out after leaving rain in some parts, snow in other parts of the washington area....
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captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ♪ ♪ ♪ verizon now has the gifts yoeverne wantsroid devices, like the free droid mini. ...are the hands that do good things for the whole community: the environment, seniors, kids, and animals. that's why we created the share the love event. by the end of this year, the total donated by subaru could reach 35 million dollars. you get a great deal on a new subaru. we'll donate 250 dollars to a choice of charities that benefit your community. it feels good to be a helping hand. >>> flood watch beginning at midnight, the washington region could get a couple inches of rain. >> wild mix of weather across the country making for some dangerous travel conditions. >> and another loss keeping all the questions about the redskins still unanswered. hello. i'm bruce johnson. thanks for staying up late with us. most of the washington area under a flood watch tonight and that can mean up to 3 inches of rain overnight across the region. let's go straight to the weather center. >> i'm tracking this old front, it's all the way from canada down to the
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