america's import tm captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> jon: that's our show. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is, your moment of zen. >> we want to show you video of a man accused of insider trading. his name michael lucarelli. we first told you about those charges on power lunch. we'll be following this one for you and see where it goes. captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org comedy central >> stephen: tonight, does racism still exist in america or is that just an ugly rumor spread by those lying norwegians? plus kang has come to a classic board game, candiland now comes with an insulin pump. and my guest michael sheen plays a 1960s researcher of human sexualityity, yet another job made obsolete by the internet. a new study says break fast is no longer the most important meal of the day. it has fallen to 8th place. this is "the colbert report." (cheers and applause) (cheers and applause) >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you very

>> jon: that's our captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> this is in my office, my coffee table. this is me. [laughing] >> that's what i do all day. >> stephen: hey, jeff. hi. >> stephen: thanks for being here, man. >> oh, my pleasure. what's wrong? (sighs) >> stephen: oh, nothing. you look-up set. >> stephen: it's just a major crisis. >> yeah? well, i'm an actor, you know. let me act like i'm helping. (laughter) lay it on me, man. >> stephen: i'm in a bit of a show business pickle. i'm not actually here tonight. >> where are you? >> stephen: i'm in l.a. the emmys were last night and i

>> jon: that's our captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> this is in my office, my coffee table. this is me. [laughing] >> that's what i do all day. >> stephen: hey, jeff. hi. >> stephen: thanks for being here, man. >> oh, my pleasure. what's wrong? (sighs) >> stephen: oh, nothing. you look-up set. >> stephen: it's just a major crisis. >> yeah? well, i'm an actor, you know. let me act like i'm helping. (laughter) lay it on me, man. >> stephen: i'm in a bit of a show business pickle. i'm not actually here tonight. >> where are you? >> stephen: i'm in l.a. the emmys were last night and i was nominated. >> oh! was i nominated? >> stephen: no. (bleep). >> stephen: what were we talking about? >> what were we talking about? >> stephen: me. you're not here? >> stephen: no. am i here? >> stephen: no. this is a pre-tape. you're in the past. >> when in the past? >> stephen: two weeks ago. oh. >> stephen: my question is, jeff, should i come back to do my show live in new york tonight, which involves me taking the red eye back from los angeles after

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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org comedy central >> stephen: tonight, does racism still exist in america or is that just an ugly rumor spread by those lying norwegians? plus kang has come to a classic board game, candiland now comes with an insulin pump. and my guest michael sheen plays a 1960s researcher of human sexualityity, yet another job made obsolete by the internet. a new study says break fast is no longer the most important meal of the day. it has fallen to 8th place. this is "the colbert report." (cheers and applause)

captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> stephen: tonight, a new threat from africa! your upstairs neighbor is learning to play the djembe! and a raging sandwich controversy -- rye, rye not? and my guest brian chesky founded air b & b which lets users stay in homes around the world. i have a product that does that -- a crowbar! (laughter) hawaii is facing back-to-back hurricanes, so when they're saying aloha to one, they will be saying aloha to another! (laughter) this is "the colbert report"! (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central (eagle caw) (cheers and applause) welcome to "the report"! thanks for joining us! (audience chanting "stephen") >> stephen: welcome! welcome, everybody! thank you so much! (cheers and applause) >> stephen: folks... folks... i'm sure you know, but america's relationship with russia continues to degrade. finally, a true strong leader stepped up to punish russia and, no surprise, it's vladimir putin. (laughter) jim? >> vladimir putin is striking back against the west's economic sanctions. today banning food imports to ru

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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioning sponsored by captioned by media access group at wgbhccess.wgbh.org captioning sponsored by comedy central >> what's up. jon stewart, we're back. i'm nominated to do the ferguson challenge. not sure if it's raising money for anything. here we go. the ferguson challenge. i'm excited and nervous. [beep] [beep] [beep] >> oh, is that mace ! oh, son of a bitch! >> jon: i don't nominate anyone. can i do the ice bucket one now. >> august 26th, 2014. from comedy central world news headquarters in new york this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] >> jon: we're back. welcome to "the daily show." so nice to see you. my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight david rose author of "enchanted objects." the emmys. colbert report. congratulations, great job. first big news the last few weeks, ferguson, missouri. a series of protests sparking in term a stern response which police who appear to be auditioning for robo cop. it's a story that has a lot of people outraged up and set. >> i came back from vacation be

captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> jon: that's our show.us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is, your moment of zen. >> we want to show you video of a man accused of insider trading. his name michael lucarelli. we first told you about those charges on power lunch. we'll be following this one for you and see where it goes. captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org comedy central >> stephen: tonight, does racism still exist in america or is that just an ugly rumor spread by those lying norwegians? plus kang has come to a classic board game, candiland now comes with an insulin pump. and my guest michael sheen plays a 1960s researcher of human sexualityity, yet another job made obsolete by the internet. a new study says break fast is no longer the most important meal of the day. it has fallen to 8th place. this is "the colbert report." (cheers and applause) (cheers and applause) >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you very much,

captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org in marshland behind a bay aa neighborhood. >>> breaking news. this evening the scramble to save homes from a brush fire burning in marshland behind a bay area neighborhood. good evening, i'm allen martin. ken bastida and veronica de la cruz are off tonight. >> i'm elizabeth cook. fire teams are tackling a brush fire in vallejo. it's happening near the junction of junction 29 and 37. chopper 5 is live over vallejo right now where the fire blackened a large portion of the field about 10 acres. some dramatic moments in this fire as flames crept up close to homes on sonora pass road with the flames stopped right at some back fences. for a time the response to this fire had closed the south connector from highway 29 to westbound 37. traffic is now moving again. we want to show you video from a short time ago. over the past hour we have seen a helicopter make repeated water drops on the fireline. crews are battling the fire from the ground. one of the fi

captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org comedy central >> stephen: tonight, does racism still exist in america or is that just an ugly rumor spread by those lying norwegians? plus kang has come to a classic board game, candiland now comes with an insulin pump. and my guest michael sheen plays a 1960s researcher of human sexualityity, yet another job made obsolete by the internet. a new study says break fast is no longer the most important meal of the day. it has fallen to 8th place. this is "the colbert report." (cheers and applause) (cheers and applause) >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: thank you very much, thank you, welcome to the report, everybody. good to have you with us. (cheers and applause) thanks, everybody. it's wonderful to be here. as i said, folks, folks, it's so good. it's so good. thank you. i think you know i need your energy, folks t is so good. it is so good to have you with us. and it's good to have me with you. please v a seat. because folks, i was

captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to the report. thank you for joining us. thank you, ladies and gentlemen. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. mwa! folks-- i can't stop these people. i can't stop them. ( cheers and applause ). thank you. ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, we've got a big show to do. folks, we've got a big show to do. i know. i would try to stop you from chanting but we know what happens when someone tries to stop the colbert nation. ( cheers ) these people are locked and loaded. folks, speaking of which, you know i'm a proud supporter of the second amendment. i consider it first among amendments that aren't the first one. ( laughter ) these days we gun advocates are being treated like common crim nalz. >> a 54-year-old research doctor arrested after he entered an airport terminal carrying an assault rifle. dr. peter steinmetz was carrying

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captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> jon: that's our show.e want to show you video of a man accused of insider trading. his name michael lucarelli. we first told you about those charges on power lunch. we'll be following this one for you and see where it goes. captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ♪ chappelle's show, chappelle's show ♪ ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's show ♪ chappelle's show ♪ ow! ♪ whoo-hoo-hoo! ♪ whoo-hoo! ♪ yeah, yeah. [♪...] let's start the show. [♪...] man: dave chappelle...! [cheering and applause...] [laughter] hey, man. welcome, everybody. welcome back to chappelle's show. i can't believe i'm still on the air-- this is incredible. but i've been having fun since the show came out, man. i've been going out to, like, parties and stuff. feeling like a big shot. and i was out at a club... i don't know if y'all knew this. did y'all know that jay-z has a vodka out now? audience members: armadale. he... yeah, what's it called? audience members: armadale! armadale, for s

captioning sponsored by triage entertainment group captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wghb.org >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show with jon stewart." captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] >> jon: welcome. welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. we got a show tonight. wu-tang clan is going to be on tonight. the wu! history in the making. i mean, i got to tell you, if my name was jason and i wasn't here, i would be very upset about this show. but we're wishing you the best, jason. get home safe and then come and see wu tang with us. but before we get to that, which history in the making, political primary season still happening. last night huge news results in the g.o.p. tea party versus establishment civil war. that has been pitting young, hardline, right-wing tea party obstructionists against older ones. [laughter] it's the subject tonight. a number of primary votes yesterday, foremost among them, kansas. three-term conservative senator -- that's not him -- pat roberts.

. >> jon: that's our captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org, my coffee table. this is me. [laughing] >> that's what i do all day. >> stephen: hey, jeff. hi. >> stephen: thanks for being here, man. >> oh, my pleasure. what's wrong? (sighs) >> stephen: oh, nothing. you look-up set. >> stephen: it's just a major crisis. >> yeah? well, i'm an actor, you know. let me act like i'm helping. (laughter) lay it on me, man. >> stephen: i'm in a bit of a show business pickle. i'm not actually here tonight. >> where are you? >> stephen: i'm in l.a. the emmys were last night and i was nominated. >> oh! was i nominated? >> stephen: no. (bleep). >> stephen: what were we talking about? >> what were we talking about? >> stephen: me. you're not here? >> stephen: no. am i here? >> stephen: no. this is a pre-tape. you're in the past. >> when in the past? >> stephen: two weeks ago. oh. >> stephen: my question is, jeff, should i come back to do my show live in new york tonight, which involves me taking the red eye back from los angeles after the

captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome backeverybody! my guest tonight is the c.e.o. of the room sharing service air b & b. every air b & b i stayed in had air. please welcome brian chesky! (cheers and applause) hey, brian! what's going on? >> thank you. >> stephen: you're the co-founder and c.e.o. of air b & b, a $10 billion hospitality exchange company. what is the difference between air b & b and just home prostitution? because some of these houses are literally on street corners. >> the whole idea is we have this idea, what if you could have your home anywhere in the world. we wanted to take the strangeness out of it. >> i can go homes all over the world, already. >> you get to meet them before and with the click of a button you can have a castle in ireland, a boat on cape town or a home in paris. >> how do i know the person won't kill me and wear my skin? (laughter) >> the whole idea is there are no strangers here. you get to meet people, see their profile and it works off trust. you get to read the reviews of people who s

. >> jon: that's our captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org in my office, my coffee table. this is me. [laughing] >> that's what i do all day. >> stephen: hey, jeff. hi. >> stephen: thanks for being here, man. >> oh, my pleasure. what's wrong? (sighs) >> stephen: oh, nothing. you look-up set. >> stephen: it's just a major crisis. >> yeah? well, i'm an actor, you know. let me act like i'm helping. (laughter) lay it on me, man. >> stephen: i'm in a bit of a show business pickle. i'm not actually here tonight. >> where are

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(cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbhntral >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show with jon stewart." captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] >> jon: hey. welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. kindon crowder stewart, stewart, stewart! very kind to do whatever it is you're doing there. here to talk about nis -- his new book "the taliban revival," really one of the worst revivals that's come out. i know what you're thinking, taliban? they went out of style. that's ten years old. isn't there a

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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioning sponsored by comedy central (cheers and applause) stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: welcome to the report, everybody! good to have you with us! nation, i got to tell you, folks, i got to tell you, it is wonderful to hear that from this audience. thank you, thank you, heroes! thank you, nation, thank you! folks, you know, if you are checking the papers and looking at the tvs there's just so much sad news out there these days that tonight i would like to kick things off with a hot shot, a pick me up from what i like to call stephen colbert's smile file. tonight on the smile file tyrannical north korean dictator kim jung-un. folks, this mad man lives a constant state of stern disapproval. but even before he came to power young un made no time for frivolity. just listen to this actual cnn interview with his old border schoolroom mate from switzerland. >> did you go out in the n

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speaki captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.orgn: tonight, a new threat from africa! your upstairs neighbor is learning to play the djembe! and a raging sandwich controversy -- rye, rye not? and my guest brian chesky founded air b & b which lets users stay in homes around the world. i have a product that does that -- a crowbar! (laughter) hawaii is facing back-to-back hurricanes, so when they're saying aloha to one, they will be saying aloha to another! (laughter) this is "the colbert report"! (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central (eagle caw) (cheers and applause) welcome

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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >>> all right.go ahead and give me one shot. all right. >> moments later that 9-year- old shot and killed her instructor in arizona. so how young is too young to have a gun around here? the answers we found. >> reporter: maureen mcdonnell's defense rests but not before a witness calls jonnie williams a criminal. i'm peggy fox in richmond, this story coming up. >> reporter: we've got major delays here on chevy chase circle due to construction on connecticut avenue northwest, but some officials din know about it. i'll have that story next -- didn't know about it. i'll have that story next. >> good evening. i'm jan jeffcoat. >> and i'm derek mcginty. >>> we have a warning about deadly rip currents after an 18- year-old manas teen was -- manassas teen was pulled off the coast last night. 18-year-old jose hernandez appeared to be stuck in a rip current and was having difficulty getting back to shore. witnesses stated at one point the victim was overtaken by a wave, submerged and just did not resurface. s

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