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captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly -- the bad news is measles hits disneyland. the good news is there is finally a souvenir you don't have to pay 50 bucks for. parents are opting not to vaccinate their kids, and their kids are opting to get sick. we ask the question -- are vaccinations dangerous? yes. if you don't get them. prepare to get vaccinated against boredom! this is the "the nightly show"! (cheers and applause) ♪ >> larry: whoo! all right! (cheers and applause) oh man! thank you much! i appreciate it! welcome "the nightly show i'm your host larry wilmore. we're going to get right to it tonight. big story out of the "the nightly show" disease center. >> hospitals on alert for measles as an outbreak of the highly contagious illness continues to appear. a majority of the nearly 80 reported infections are in california. the epidemic apparently originated at disneyland. >> larry: that's right. measles at disneyland. now, thank god i stopped going after they closed. captain e.o., that was my little protest

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captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >>> live from the bay area studios, this is kpix5 news. >>> a sea of blue on the streets of new york as thousands pay tribute to 1 of two police officers murdered in the line of duty. good evening. a crime that shocked the nation on december 20th. two new york police officers were gunned down in cold blood as they sat if in their patrol car, ambushed by a gunman. the police officers did not likely know what hit him. the suspect had a long history of crime. earlier in the day on the ambush he posted on social media quote i am going it to put some wings on some pigs. it is said it was done

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