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is also being used in hamburg germany where signs say do not pe comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly, starbucks ends its controversial race together campaign. yeah, that's because when most people heard about it, they raced together to dunkin' donuts. should corporations take on sensitive issues? back off, pillsbury doughboy. i don't care about your narrow views on abortion. you're looking to make progress, starbucks? okay. why don't you start by not selling cds in 2015? so grind those fair trades, froth up that soy milk, and let the awkward convo begin! this is the "the nightly show"! captioning sponsored by comedy central (cheers and applause) thank you very much! (audience chanting) >> larry: i could do that the whole show. love you, too. welcome to the "the nightly show." i'm larry wilmore. whew! i'm exhausted. i didn't sleep all weekend. so if i seem a little out of it, it's because i've had 43 lattes since starbucks announced their "race together" campaign last week. you guys already know about it. they told their baristas to talk to

comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly there's controversy. is that lake on 5th avenue kelly green or forest green? catholics are afraid of gays hijack their parade. what are they afraid of, the parade ending at a fabulous brunch spot in we're going full irish. that's right, we're going to refresh our emotions and leave the party without saying good-bye. so pump the keg and kick the leprechaun in the shillelagh. it's "the nightly show." captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: thank you very much. >> larry! larry! larry! >> larry: oh, thank you very much. man, i really appreciate it. thank you. welcome to "the nightly show," especially to all you service men and women and anybody who just got engaged. i don't know we might be talking about.

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with the comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly, we're talking superheroes and comics -- hey, basement-dwellers, tell mom she can tuck you in later! comic books are getting more and more diverse! congratulations, superfriends! soon your hall of justice is going to look like the line at the dmv. why is a female superhero of color such a big deal? we've had one since the mid-'80s! we're talking race, gender and pop culture -- so put on your zit cream and double-pump those inhalers, in other words! this is the "the nightly show"! (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central ♪ >> larry: thank you, thank you very much! (audience chanting larry) >> larry: thank you very much! welcome to the "the nightly show." i'm larry wilmore. it's thursday nerdsday! yeah! so buckle in, nerds, because there's a lot going on in your world, respected news organization tmz happened to bump into latina actress michelle rodriguez and asked her about rumors she might play the green lantern. >> i think it's so stupid for like, everybody because

duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access groupess.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly, we ask the question can a foreign-born half-white man be our next president? the answer according to ( laughter ) ted cruz went to harvard, just like unabomber ted kaczynski. hey, harvard stop admitting dudes named ted. so throw it into cruz control, this is "the nightly show." captioning sponsored by comedy central ( applause ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: yeah. thank you very much. what a great crowd. welcome to "the nightly show." i'm larry wilmore. oh, man big story tonight. i can barely contain myself. this is true, you guys. i got my first gift as a late night host. >> the 2016 presidential season is now under way. freshman senator ted cruz, texas tea party star and political thorn in the side of his own republican colleagues, is first in. >> larry: thank you, thank you, thank you thank you. you guys don't understand how wonderful this is. this is a gift from the comedy god. i mean, cruz is a guy that even fellow republican john mccain

comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly, we ask the question can a foreign-born half-white man be our next president? the answer according to one woman, hell no! ( laughter ) ted cruz went to harvard, just like unabomber ted kaczynski. hey, harvard stop admitting dudes named ted. so throw it into cruz control, this is "the nightly show." captioning sponsored by comedy central ( applause ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: yeah. thank you very much. what a great crowd. welcome to "the nightly show." i'm larry wilmore. oh, man big story tonight. i can barely contain myself. this is true, you guys. i got my first gift as a late night host. >> the 2016 presidential season is now under way. freshman senator ted cruz, texas tea party star and political thorn in the side of his own republican colleagues, is first in. >> larry: thank you, thank you, thank you thank you. you guys don't understand how wonderful this is. this is a gift from the comedy god. i mean, cruz is a guy that even fellow republican john mccain called a wacko bird. (

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captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> s that he our show, here it is, your moment of zen. >> daniel spent the afternoon in lambert airport looking for a ride. he was kicked off his flight because of the t-shirt under his jacket. this is the shirt advertising a comedy central show called broad city. the shirt says broadponsored by comedy central >> larry: tonightly, frat boys are at it again, this same videotaping naked woman as they slept. hey, frat guys you know you can just talk to women, too, right? a college athlete calls little league sensation mo'ne davis a shut. hey, pick on somebody who doesn't throw harder than you. ( laughter ) ( applause ) what can guys get away with that women can't? i mean, other than peeing their names in the snee? ( laughter ) welcome to my no-shame zone. this is "the nightly show." ( cheers and applause ) ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: thank you. thank you very much. appreciate it. ah that makes me feel so good. welcome to "the nightly show." i'm your host, larry wilmore. sorry it looks like i've been crying but you know, the tru

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comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly there's controversy around the st. patrick's day parade. is that lake on 5th avenue kelly green or forest green? catholics are afraid of gays hijack their parade. what are they afraid of, the parade ending at a fabulous brunch spot in we're going full irish. that's right, we're going to refresh our emotions and leave the party without saying good-bye. so pump the keg and kick the leprechaun in the shillelagh. it's "the nightly show." captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: thank you very much. >> larry! larry! larry! >> larry: oh, thank you very much. man, i really appreciate it. thank you. welcome to "the nightly show," especially to all you service men and women and anybody who just got engaged. i don't know we might be talking about. we're just picking out random people. i'll larry wilmore and as you know today is st. patrick's day the day america celebrate its irish heritage by engaging in every irish stereotype imaginable. seriously, if we observed other ethnic holid

comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly, oklahomang in history. congratulations, baja men, you're not number one anymore. ( laughter ) america asks are we ready for a female president? and other questions that seem insulting and out of touch in 2008. ( cheers and applause ) women in the u.s. are still dealing with the glass ceiling. just to be clear that's a metaphor for female advancement not some christian grey sex dudgeon. girls rule, boys drool, and transgender people are free to do whatever they want as long as it rhymes with rule. this is "the nightly show." captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) >> larry! larry! larry? >> larry: thank you wow! >> larry! >> larry: thank you that's so nice of you. welcome to "the nightly show." i'm larry wilmore. i'm feeling so good tonight. tonight is laundry night. i forgot-- i forgot something to hold it up. san antonio came through! ( cheers and applause ) for those of you saying "the nightly show," the home game, i apologize for the inside joke. anyhow, we don't have

comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly, oklahoma frat boys caught singing the worst song in history. congratulations, baja men, you're not number one anymore. ( laughter ) america asks are we ready for a female president? and other questions that seem insulting and out of touch in 2008. ( cheers and applause ) women in the u.s. are still dealing with the glass ceiling. just to be clear that's a metaphor for female advancement not some christian grey sex dudgeon. girls rule, boys drool, and transgender people are free to do whatever they want as long as it rhymes with rule. this is "the nightly show." captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) >> larry! larry! larry? >> larry: thank you wow! >> larry! >> larry: thank you that's so nice of you. welcome to "the nightly show." i'm larry wilmore. i'm feeling so good tonight. tonight is laundry night. i forgot-- i forgot something to hold it up. san antonio came through! ( cheers and applause ) for those of you saying "the nightly show," the home game, i apologize for

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ed by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly, it's a potpourri show, and we're not talking about that pile of gross leaves your grandmother leaves on the back of the toilet. i.s.i.s. has taken over the original "star wars" movie set. hey, if this is what it takes to get rid of jar jar binks... then so be it. a home depot employee is fired for having an i.s.i.s. lip tattoo. thank god nobody at comedy central knows about my "i heart al queda" tramp stamp. it's a grab bag of crazy head lines! so get ready to get punched in the laugh pouch. this is the "the nightly show." captioning sponsored by comedy central (cheers and applause) ♪ >> larry: all right! thank you very much! thank you! (audience chanting larry) thank you, thank you. welcome to the "the nightly show." i'm larry wilmore. tonight we're doing something special. we're going on break next week, and there are a ton of stories in the news that we'd love to cover at length, but we just don't have the time. so we're gonna hit 'em and quit 'em. it's time for "stuff that can't fill a

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your world is on fire captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbhss.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly... we're talking march madness! as god is my witness, "linda in accounting," you're going down! are student athletes getting an education -- or does thinky sport guys no get good college no more? we figured out what ncaa stands for -- it's "no compensation aaaah-ha, aaaaahahahaaa!" time to fill out your brackets, bitches! this is the "the nightly show"! captioning sponsored by comedy central (cheers and applause) ♪ >> larry: thank you! thank you very much! welcome to the "the nightly show." i'm larry wilmore. my mind went blank. i still can't think -- i'm so upset. tomorrow morning i'll have ten. that's the way it goes. we've got a few stories tonight as a part of our new segment "rich people are getting away with stuff as usual." (laughter) you know it's true, everybody! first up, rich people are (bleep) on mt. everest.

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comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> jon: that's our show. here is your moment of zen. >> with hillary this is kpleeptly defiant exactly what everybody else has done who had that job and republicans are hyperventilating one our and wetting the bed the next so get them a tonight i will many years since colorado legalized marijuana we will be asking has it worked? what are some of the snishes are you going to pass that fatty or what? it was also just legalized in our nation's capitol, great just what congress needs, a drug that makes you work less. >> yep, we are discussing the pros and cons of legal weed. and if time permits we will spend four hours discussing how weird hands are. >> so grab the zigzags and sort out the seeds and stems. this is the nightly show! captioning sponsored by comedy central [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you very much. wow. what a great audience. welcome to the nightly show. thank you. i am larry wilmore. >> man, i am feeling good tonight, folks. i mean finally! washington pass as law that matters! washington dv jo

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with the comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly,m she can tuck you in later! comic books are getting more and more diverse! congratulations, superfriends! soon your hall of justice is going to look like the line at the dmv. why is a female superhero of color such a big deal? we've had one since the mid-'80s! we're talking race, gender and pop culture -- so put on your zit cream and double-pump those inhalers, in other words! this is the "the nightly show"! (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central

comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly, i'm going one-on-one with new york city mayor bill deblasio. might ask him questions, might dunk on him. either way, he's getting a lot of lw in his face. deblasio's fighting to save new york city's middle class. all twelve of them. we'll also discuss the mayor's relationship with the nypd, which has more beef than a new york city hot dog. i'm in a new york state of mind. it's the "the nightly show"! captioning sponsored by comedy central (cheers and applause) ♪ >> larry: thank you very much! welcome to the "the nightly show"! i appreciate it. i'm larry wilmore. tonight, i'm so excited. i'm sitting down with mayor deblasio. (cheers and applause) appreciate the mayor coming by. as someone who's lived in new york for, gosh... six months now, i feel like there's no bigger authority on new york city than moi. for instance, did you know the subway runs 24 hours a day? knowledge! since the mayor is here, and there's a lot going on in new york city, let's get a quick update of the issues. i guess the

powerful and dramatic civil rights protest that has ever taken place in theentral captioned by media access group access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly, obama celebrates selma's golden anniversary. to commemorate, please give any black people that you know all of your gold. from obama's selma speech to tim cook's apple watch speech. from we shall overcome to we shall overpay. how responsible are we for how our products are made? willy wonka never seemed that concerned. pop in your ever lasting gobstopper and suck on this. it's the "the nightly show"! captioning sponsored by comedy central (cheers and applause) ♪ >> larry: whoo! thank you! thank you very much! (audience chanting larry) >> larry: thank you very much. thank you. thank you. welcome to the "the nightly show." i really appreciate it. i'm larry wilmore. big show tonight. we've got a lot going on. let's start with the good news. bill cosby made a fool of himself again! >> now to bill cosby speaking out this morning. his first video message to fans since all those sexual assault allegations against him. >> yes, i'm gonna be in wheely west v

captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org assassination ofal russian opposition leader. one suspect blows himself up. good evening, i'm ann notarangelo. and i'm brian hackney. the case is still shrouded in >>> after more than a week a suspect blows himself up. good evening. >>> the case is still in mystery. who ordered the attack on the street. five people arrested and has we learned one of them confessed to being involved. >> reporter: three men involved tried covering their faces. among five

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