us just kidding actually piers the reason you are so triggered by the gillette ad sausages and meghan merkel's rejection of you is because you've been programmed to believe that the ads you grew up with they promoted domestic violence against women they told you we are in a man's world they insinuated women need a man to open a bottle and even allowed you to ponder isn't always the legal to kill a woman this was all to sell stamps coffee and beer the ads we women grew up with told us we were too fat too thin too pale too dark to feminine to masculine and generally that every inch of our bodies needed to be changed because men are disgusted by the natural female body except they wanted all the time it's very confusing so the reason people like piers morgan are so offended by what they see as p.c. culture run amok is because less than half a century ago delicate snowflakes terrified of social change got their way they got to segregate drinking fountains schools and lunch counters because they weren't triggered by being near those they sell for less than them they kept women out of boardrooms bec

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