actor, director, mel gibson's drunken out andwurst comedian, robin williams, self imposed check in at a rehab clinic spotlighted alcohol abuse. but the problem hits much closer to home than hollywood. a new study of teenage drinking and drug usury vels that one-half of all used 17 years old say that marijuana, cocaine and alcohol are common at house parties where parents are present. is substance abuse the new national pastime? we'll ask joe call fon oh, director of the national center on addiction and substance abuse. kaf if. for such a small if i live to a hundred. if social security isn't enough. if my heart gets broken. if she says yes. we believe if should never hold you back. if should be managed with a plan that builds on what you already have. together we can create a personal safety net, a launching pad, for all those brilliant ifs in the middle of life. you can call on our expertise and get guarantees for the if in life. after all, we're metlife. >>> welcome secretary califano. >> nice to be with you. >> pleasure to have you with us. mel gibson was arrested in malibu, califo

actor, director, mel gibson's drunken out andwurst comedian, robin williams, self imposed check in at clinic spotlighted alcohol abuse. but the problem hits much closer to home than hollywood. a new study of teenage drinking and drug usury vels that one-half of all used 17 years old say that marijuana, cocaine and alcohol are common at house parties where parents are present. is substance abuse the new national pastime? we'll ask joe call fon oh, director of the national center on addiction and substance abuse. kaf if. for such a small if i live to a hundred. if social security isn't enough. if my heart gets broken. if she says yes. we believe if should never hold you back. if should be managed with a plan that builds on what you already have. together we can create a personal safety net, a launching pad, for all those brilliant ifs in the middle of life. you can call on our expertise and get guarantees for the if in life. after all, we're metlife. >>> welcome secretary califano. >> nice to be with you. >> pleasure to have you with us. mel gibson was arrested in malibu, california not

and violet kowal got press with her claim she had an affair with mel gibson, something he had called an absurd fabrication. >> i wouldn't be known as a mel gibson mistress, i want to be known like a violet. >> reporter: she wants to sell a line of purses. >> i'm going to have probably between 5 to 7 purses coming out next year. >> reporter: merilee wants something more basic, to clear up misconceptions about who she is. >> i'm not this terrible villain that tried to ruin people's lives. i really didn't. i'm not that person. >> reporter: today, gina's branching out. what started with alleged mistresses now includes just about any scandal she can get her hands on. from the corrections officer fired for posing for playboy to lindsay lohan's father michael. >> she's a problem solver. when you have a problem and you want it resolved and you want to bring the pieces together, you go to gina. >> reporter: gina says managing such an eclectic clientele isn't always easy. >> these girls are, like, they're all sexually charged, they all have a lot of tension, they are jealous of each other. it'

>> reporter: up next, a cameo to the sequel in a role that was meant for mel gibson. >> bradley cooperine and he said do you want to play a part. i techniqued him back and i said, of course, i said when it do you need me? he said tomorrow. >> reporter: can you say anything about it? >> other than i'm an irish tattooist. i'm covered in tattoos. >> reporter: the son of northern ireland who grew up wanting to be a boxer believes that "unknown" has a message that will resonate with people of all ages. >> you learn something about the nature of memory. there's something you do think about a lot, and you think, who am i? >> it certainly is a movie that makes you think. and liam is a very thoughtful guy. i always enjoy talking to him. george. >> we're going to look forward ♪ ♪ express yourself ♪ ♪ express yourself ♪ ♪ oh, do it ♪ oh, do it ♪ express yourself ♪ hey [ female announcer ] coffee is like life. it's better when you add your flavor. coffee-mate, from nestle. >>> tomorrow, we're going to kick off our search for america's real modern family. >> that is a great contest. also, cheryl bu

israel. [ light laughter ] still, that wasn't nearly as bad as their in-flight entertainment, a mel gibsonouble feature. that was -- too much. ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show. give it up for the roots! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we got a big, big show tonight. a legend is in the house. the one, the only, liza minnelli is gonna be on here! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: from the new film, "the adjustment bureau," anthony mackie is joining us. he's a friend of the show. love that guy. another friend of the show, the editor and chief of "engadget" and our resident tech expert, joshua topolsky is here. he'll show us some shiny new objects. tablets, phones, all of that stuff. [ cheers and applause ] and we've got music from -- oh, man, you never, ever trust a big butt and a smile. >> steve: never. >> bell biv devoe is gonna be here. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ never trust a big butt and a smile ♪ man, that's gonna be amazing. people are freaking out about that. and tomorrow night you have to tune in because we have the return of one of our favorite late night series, "the

mel gibson's house. >> wait for me. >> he loves mexicans. >> i hope so. >> what do you think, guillermo? >> he has dogs. they're not chihuahuas, my friend. >> we'll find somebody. >> we'll find someone. >> dicky: to enter, go to facebook.com/popchips and send a video explaining why you're the perfect candidate for vp. >> jimmy: beautifully done, guillermo. "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with eric stonestreet of "modern family," music from minutes with eric stonestreet of "modern family," music from black dub and jeremy renner. and turn ard lights. or better yet, get a car that automatically does it for you. ♪ right now, lease the all-new jetta s for just $179 a month. ♪ it whitens and i bet your breath will still feel fresh after the movie. [ female announcer ] crest extra white plus scope outlast for a fresh breath feeling that lasts up to 5 times longer. still fresh? yep. i want to be mad, but it's tough with that smile. [ female announcer ] crest extra white plus scope outlast. they're itchy, dry and uncomfortable. i just want to rip 'em out, throw 'em away and never see the

the role of mel gibson will now be played by charlie sheen. [ laughter ] that's what they are saying. this charlie sheen stuff is getting insane. i mean, in an open letter, charlie asked his fans to walk with him as they march up the steps of justice. or more accurately, stagger with him as they stumble up the steps of a house that kind of looks like his. [ light laughter ] get this you guys. a 10,000 square foot medical marijuana store will open tomorrow in california. it's being -- [ cheers and applause ] isn't that wild? it's been called a wal-mart for stoners. [ laughter ] really? wal-mart sells doritos, parakeets, and kiddie pools. i'm pretty sure wal-mart is the wal-mart for stoners. [ laughter ] what more do you need? >> steve: and funions. >> jimmy: that's right, a mega store for marijuana. it's the only store where the managers are like -- "attention shoppers -- -- does anyone remember what i was going to say? [ laughter ] never mind." [ light laughter ] this is nice. a woman here in new york celebrated her 105th birthday this week by gambling at a casino. yeah. it's a little

he turns up again and again in the volume from the short obituary to a comparison of mel gibson the q the passion of the christ" and i didn't tell you which one he believes gives a better account to the discussion of why we needs to give thanks to our cultural pat are money and conservative it those who will come after us. he also gives thank to george washington for discovering the peanut, without he could not have had his daily peanut butter. he writes about growing old and young brits and americans who went off to india in search of spiritualty, instead of gospel and st. paul. he writes of skiing and the wonderful days of hollywood. that is what my colleague, richard, was talking about when in the blurb for the book he wrote william f. buckley jr. needs anthology to put his work in focus. like the two, one a man of right, the other a man of the left, bill was a famous commentator, but he was so much broader in the scope or interest than partisan or even policy politics. actually, i was speaking quite carefully a minute ago when i said that roughly speaking nothing was alien to bill

. >> that means that 50% of women don't mind a guy who drinks too much, which could explain why mel gibsonno wonder, she's got her hand on it. no hand on it. >> there's nothing wrong with that. >> when trying to conceive, how many times does the average couple have sex before getting pregnant. a, 3, b 12, c, 52, d 104. >> for me it's three. >> no. try again. >> 52. >> it's shockingly 104. typically it takes six months. if a woman is having sex about four times a week, it adds up -- it's shocking. >> all right, kids, we're going to have to go, we're sorry. >> what percentage of people have admitted to fooling around while driving? a, 7%, 10%, 15% or 33%. >> 33%. >> no, it's 15%. they should have a lane for this. >> i think you guys have to divide up. >> thank you very much. thanks, you guys, very much. >>> work with the skirt. we've got the hottest look for spring right after this. 3 o'clock. my daily meeting with a salty snack and then a 3:15, with my guilt. [ female announcer ] new special k cracker chips. 27 crispy chips. 110 delicious calories. mmmmmmm...good meeting. same time tomorrow