. >> mel gibson didn't go to the oscars. he was at a pool in miami. he's got a chick on his back hugging him. they are kissing and he is about as far away from the oscars as you can get. >> after seth mcfarland took a shot at him, yeah. >> "django unchained", i'm told the screen play is loosely based on mel gibson's voice mail. >> that was bad. >> so mc hammer was busted for obstruction of justice in california over the weekend. he's claiming it was racial profiling though. according to his side of things, he was in his car. he said an officer tapped on his window and asked if he was on probation or parole. >> that would be racial profiling. >> you play the mc hammer card. you know instantly he's not threatening. >> he could beat you to death with his wiener. >> the guy is carrying a weapon with him at all times. [laughter] >> coming up -- kanye west trashes jay-z and justin timberlake's new song. >> plus a toilet overflowed at the oscars. if you look at the photographs, half the lobby is wet. i called 50 people to see what it smelled like and they we

but how did mel gibson know he was jewish? did the cop walk up and go, "mr. gibson, "do you know how fast you were driving, mr. gibson? "my partner and i, we were shvitzing. "enough already with the swerving and the going and the doing and the having." thank you very much, everybody. thank you so much. i had a wonderful time. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ready to go. ready to go. ready to go. ready to go. from comedy central's world headquarters this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["the colbert report" theme music playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show" my name is jon stewart. good one tonight jason baitman. -- bateman. fine actor, funny man. we begin in congress where the senate wanted to get a quick discussion of possible gun control legislation. quit looking at the philosophy of not enacting any gun regulations. if you look at why our founding fathers put it there, they lived under the tyranny of king george and they wanted to make sure free people in this new country would never

. >> mel gibson didn't go to the oscars. he was at a pool in miami. he's got a chick on his back hugging him. they are kissing and he is about as far away from the oscars as you can get. >> after seth mcfarland took a shot at him, yeah. >> "django unchained", i'm told the screen play is loosely based on mel gibson's voice mail. >> that was bad. >> so mc hammer was busted for obstruction of justice in california over the weekend. he's claiming it was racial profiling though. according to his side of things, he was in his car. he said an officer tapped on his window and asked if he was on probation or parole. >> that would be racial profiling. >> you play the mc hammer card. you know instantly he's not threatening. >> he could beat you to death with his wiener. >> the guy is carrying a weapon with him at all times. [laughter] >> coming up -- kanye west trashes jay-z and justin timberlake's new song. >> plus a toilet overflowed at the oscars. if you look at the photographs, half the lobby is wet. i called 50 people to see what it smelled like and they we

and yasser arafat took mel gibson to task and also took renee zellweger to task. took the school newspaper at at high school to task. really, really haitz anti-semitism. some of those seem like an overreyak but he feels like he is standing up for a group whenever he feels they are unfairly ma lined. >> assemblyman dove dressed up for a party dressed up in blackface makeup, an afro wig and an orange jersey. [ laughter ] >> jon: what? >> not that it really matters but that is poorly done blackface. he doesn't look like a basketball player but a jew that went on a cruise without a hair product. what possible excuse do you have for do this? >> it was purim. it's when people get dressed up and try to look different and try to be different. >> jon: really, purim. what it's purim. everyone knows on purim you get to be racist. [ laughter ] black history what now? i'm sorry i interrupted you. you were digging a deeper hole. >> on purim people dress up as arabs. everything you can imagine. >> jon: that's not helping. it's purim. you are going to have black guys, arabs the w

martin scorsese, mel gibson.any people have wrecked their ships, at least temporarily, on these shores. >> well, listen, making the bible as a series brings with it a huge responsibility. we had over 40 theologians and academics advising us to make sure that we were accurate and always telling the stories within the spirit of the book. >> they're not modest in their predictions about the impact of their new series. >> i'm telling you, millions will either open the bible, or reopen the bible. millions and millions. maybe a billion. >> a billion new people may open the bible? >> i think to be honest with you, because i'm a very blunt person, i think a billion is a low number. >> even with an angel as one of the executive producers, everything has not been easy. >> we were only about four, six weeks away from beginning principal photography and we had not yet cast the role of jesus. to say that we were anxious of that would be an understatement. i sent out an e-mail, and the headline on e-mail was "looking for jesus

. >>> all right well mel gibson tried to figure it out but there's one simple list for guys of what women really want. >> we'll tell you when "good morning maryland" at 5:00 begins right now. >>> his weapons were legal but trespassing on a school was not. now police want to know what this guy was doing and how he got inside that building. >>> she's an inspiration to women who want to get into politics. today we remember the longest serving maryland delegate. >>> all right, super bowl champs, we know that. but what would you say the state of the ravens are today? we're going to hear from the men in charge on this thursday morning february 7th. "good morning maryland." i'm charlie crowson. >> and i'm megan pringle. i say good. >> yeah. you know, that silver trophy. rings coming. >> exactly. 200,000 people showing up to say way to go and thank you. and we are absolutely still riding high from that super bowl win. but as always, you have to get out the door and get to work. so let's send it over to meteorologist lynette charles and find out how the weather is looking today. >> all right we ar

. >> reporter: you might not have to be a mind reader like mel gibson in the movie "what women want" to know what singles want in an ideal mate. a brand new survey appears to show just what men and women find attractive in the opposite sex. attributes that surprise many of the singles we found. are there certain body parts you'd be attracted to? >> i mean i have to say eyes. >> probably the eyes. >> reporter: in the online and admittedly unscientific survey. eyes didn't even score on the top ten things men or women judge the opposite sex on most. would it surprise you to know that the number one thing that men said attract them to women and women said attract them to men is teeth? >> that's interesting. >> reporter: whoopi goldberg is not so picky. >> i just want you to have some teeth. [ laughter ] >> reporter: when we talked to some red blooded iron pumping singles, several did suggest teeth are something they notice. >> i say the smile definitely. >> probably their smile. >> reporter: speaking of the mouth, it's not your smile but what comes out of it that ranks second on the list

. >> should mel gibson have made all those black jokes in a doritos commercial? >> probably not.'m very -- you know, i'm not a huge fan of that kind of comedy. i'm not a very racist person. so i think he should have toned it down. >> do you think some of them were funny. >> some of them. >> some people think that chris brown punching betty white was in bad taste. >> i didn't think that was great. >> betty white is a national treasure. people shouldn't punch her. >> but he is chris brown. >> it's still long. >> did you cry when they shot the clydesdale with the broken leg? >> yeah. >> what about where bar refaeli made out with the baby? >> it is wrong. a baby is a baby. you can kiss them on the forehead but not make out with them. just morally wrong. so, i just didn't -- it's not something that should be put on tv. >> do you think it was bad they made the baby drink vodka? >> yes. >> thank you, everyone. >> jimmy: we have a quick break. when we come back we'll check in with the bachelor and my cousin sal was in new orleans after the game consoling 49ers fans as they came out of th

however, he did take somewhat controversial jabs at mel gibson and chris brown during his monologue whichme backlash on social media websites. >> check out awe the musical numbers. let's check in at the live desk with breaking news. angie goff is there. angie? >> i'm angie goff with the live desk with breaking news out of vatican city. we're hearing that the pope changes the conclave rules. they're saying that the cardinals can now move up the date of electing the next pope if all of the cardinals are in fact in rome. we know that archbishop daniel worrell headed to rome this weekend. they're already arriving, the pope is going to step down in three days. at the live desk, angie goff, news 4. >>le out-the-door forecast. tom? >> sun is up. clear sky, cold. a brisk late winter day. later into the upper 40s, near 50. could get rain tomorrow afternoon and evening. back to you. >>> thank you, tom. that is "news4 today." thank you for starting your day with us. >>> the "today" show is next. we'll be back in 25 minute with weather and traffic, breaking news. back here tomorrow morning at 4:28. h

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. >> reporter: you might not have to be a mind reader like mel gibson to know what singles want in an. a brand new survey from match.com shows what men and women find attractive in the opposite sex. attributes that surprised many of the singles we found honing and toning their bodies at new york sports club. are there certain body parts that you would be attracted to? >> i have to say eyes. >> probably the eyes. >> reporter: in the online and admittedly unscientific survey, eyes didn't score in the top ten things men or women judge the opposite sex on the most. would it surprise you to know that the number one thing that men said attract them to women and women said attracted them to men -- teeth? >> really? >> i would say the smile. >> probably the smile. >> reporter: speaking of the mouth, it's not your smile but what comes out of it. that is second on the list of essentials. the second thing is grammar. >> oh, i love grammar. >> reporter: while men and women agree that teeth and grammar are the two most important attrib e attribut attribut attributes, women say clothes followed by

played by a very young mel gibson. it was only hunt's second film.or won an oscar for playing the opposite sex. she was so convincing as a man audiences didn't believe the credits. >> i can't be a man but i can embrace the head of a man the intelligence of a man the spirit of a man. >> reporter: did you ever feel you'll get lost in him that character? >> yeah, yeah. and it was like that for a while. i'd come back to my beautiful room. and a guy would bring me dinner and refer to me as sir. >> reporter: sir it was upsetting. it was weird not to be able to turn it off not to be able to come home at night and just be linda. >> reporter: her transformation not only won the oscar but it was a relief to hunt's parents who always worried about her life on the stage especially her father. >> i think up until i won that night, he always worried. it was proof from people etch didn't know from a world he didn't know that, you know, his baby girl was going to be all right. >> reporter: his baby girl was born lid i can't hunter in 1945. she grew up in westport co

. >> the year that mel gibson won for brave hart he had an oscar in each hand and he was accompanied and walked. i was carrying an oscar and i was thinking it would be different in my life was different. >> it airs at 10:00, 9:00 central. >>> george lopez, one of the new voices in the new film "escape from the planet earth." he calls it an unit to see anybody. good morning to you. >> how would bit a party if you're not invited. if you get that invitation it's unbelievable. television stars all looking at reality people thinking how the hell did they get here that and, george, here you are. this is what sandra bullock said about you. you speak the truth and open people's minds in other directions. let's see how many people's minds yo open. >> "argo" is an amazing movie. >> explain tony mendez. >> ben affleck's portrayal had him shirtless doing pullups in the closet. first of all no latino is shirtless, nor can we do a pullup. and usually all our clothes are in there. >> i heard today matt damon is doing the is. est bchlt achlt achlt story. i'm hoping that he does wichb. listen. the du

. >> reporter: you might not have to be a mind reader like mel gibson in the movie "what women want"new survey from match.com reveals what men and women find attractive in the opposite sex. attributes that surprised many of the singles we found toning and honing their bodies at a new york sports club. are there certain body parts you'd be attracted to? >> the eyes. >> reporter: in the online and unscientific survey, eyes didn't score in the top ten things men or women judge the opposite sex on the most. would it surprise you to know that the number one thing that men is attracted to women, teeth? >> really? >> reporter: whoopi goldberg of "the view," suggests she's not so picky when it comes to the pearly whites. >> i want you to have some teeth. >> reporter: but when we talked to some red-blooded, iron-pumping singles, several did suggest teeth are something they notice. >> i see a smile, definitely. >> probably their smile. >> reporter: speaking of the mou mouth, it's not your smile, but what comes out of it. >> the second thing is grammer. >> oh. i love grammer. >> reporter: would

. >> the year mel gibson won for "brave heart," he was accompanied by bagpipes. >> i remember the limosknow some of my life would be different. >> the cbs news special "vanity fair's hollywood" airs tomorrow at 10:00, 9:00 central. >>> one of the guests invited this year is comedian george lopez, one of the voices behind the new animated film "escape from the planet earth." he calls the party a rare opportunity to see anybody and everybody in the entertainment industry. welcome to you. >> how could it be a party if i was not invited? to get that invitation is unbelievable. you the biggest stars of hollywood, of all time academy award winners, television stars all looking at reality people thinking how the hell did they get in? >> this is what sandra bullock said about you. you speak the truth and you open people's minds in other directions. with that in mind let's see how many minds you open today. let's talk about "argo." >> ben after next clearly our finest latino actor right now. >> he's playing the role of tony mendez who is latino. you have problems with ben's portrayal? >> tony me