and melissa mcbride. plus music from the weeknd. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. i appreciate that. very kind. that's very nice. it's too much. thank you. well, that's very sweet of you, i do appreciate it. i'm going to tell you something. we've been here since, what, friday night we got here? i'll be honest, i don't know if i'm going to survive the week. [ laughter ] i'm dying. i've been eating too much, i've been drinking too much. last night was the night i was planning to rest. i was going to go to bed early so i could finish the week strong. instead, i went to willie nelson's ranch. [ cheers and applause ] not a place for relaxation. my cousin sal and i talked tony romo, who is our guest on the show last night -- [ cheers and applause ] -- into going to a charity event at willie's an hour away from here. we do the show, we get something to eat, god forbid i miss a meal here. we cram into my car. there's a group of guys and somehow tony and i wind up in the w

and melissa mcbride. plus music from the weeknd. with cleto and the cletones., here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

and melissa mcbride. plus music from the weeknd. with cleto and the cletones.d applause ] ♪

and melissa mcbride. plus music from the weeknd. with cleto and the cletones., here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

cowboys, quarterback tony romo, dale watson, james bay, willie nelson, the weeknd, norman reedus, melissa mcbride"the walking dead." hannibal buress, bill murray and kanye west will walk among us. right here on the show. [cheers and applause] you know, we did something to our audience last night. a little freak and a souvenir we call a guillermo flatto. we ask people to take these home and post pictures of guillermo flatto around austin. it's like flat stanley. a lot of people did. this guy posted him in front of the cannon, which is a good spot. this is a good one, i brought guillermo home to hang out with oprah. here's one, not my room key, but here he is. guillermo in austin. here's one that i really like. this is a leprechaun. here we go. you sure can you handle another one of these so soon? you're literally tipsy, here, guillermo in austin. here's another on the same theme. there's guillermo as i expect he will eventually perish with his head in a giant shot of tequila. you know that guy at darwin's pub. that is guillermo's doppelganger. guy took a picture of his wife in the shower with guil