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i'm talking about the points of authorities issue or what we call the poa program at merrill lynch. i continued with merrill until 2005 and i took the bar examination at the end of 2005 -- in july of 2005. i was quite excited and happy about that, and it was about the same time that we saw a new senator come to power in the united states. i want to remind you the senate was established after the civil war and these are some of the faces you might recognize from the united states senate. >> thank you very much. let me ask if there -- thank you very much. let me ask if there are any other members of the public who wish to speak in general public comment? seeing none, general public comment is now closed. [gavel] >> colleagues, why don't we now go to item 30, which was our closed session. madam clerk, could you please read that item? >> item 30 is motion that the board of supervisors convene in closed session on march 4, 2014, with the mayor's office and the department of human resources pursuant to san francisco administrative code, section 67.10(e), and california government code, se

will pay $10 million because of his role in the acquisition of merrill lynch. that saved merrill from bankruptcy, but louis and his team allegedly misled shareholders to approved the $50 million buyout. next the double edge sword that is america's job boom, but created problems. >> in cities like new york you have layers of pipeline from water, to electric. it makes it expensive to remove and replace natural gas lines. nor on the gas lines. later - the tragedy that changed the work place. i'm talking about laws that keep you healthy on the job. coming up in "real money". >> america's energy boom is having a profound effect on the economy. millions of jobs are being created. we have more evidence from the census bureau, showing employment in the oil and gas industry is up 23% since 2007. the benefits are rippling beyond the oil field. >> juction workers, health care, food serve e a handful of 20,000 workers needed in north dakota, with the oil boom generating more jobs than they can field, state officials are teaming up with private industry though launch a recr

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that's merrill edge and bank of america. >>> two minutes till the top of the hour. house, here's what's happening today. the deadline to enroll for obamacare is today, but if you are a last-minute kind of person, you might be out of luck. right now the site is down. >>> 2 # 1 people are dead in the devastating mudslides in washington. 30 people still missing. cold temperatures and rain have been hindering search efforts. >>> connecticut and kentucky joining florida and wisconsin in the ncaa men's basketball final four. the semi finals begin saturday. >> time now to take a look at the good, the bad, and the ugly. first theç good. you have the right to remain cute. this photo of a hunky cop in baltimore goes viral this morning. john boyer rescued that little kitten and then decided to adopt it. he's getting flooded now with marriage proposals on his facebook be page. next the bad. a college professor in houston is in hot water accused of teaching the wrong class for an entire semester. it turns out she was teaching advanced chemistry instead of basic chemistry, the h

will pay $10 million because of his role in the acquisition of merrill lynch. that saved merrill from bankruptcy, but louis and his team allegedly misled shareholders to approved the $50 million buyout. next the double edge sword that is america's job boom, but created problems. >> in cities like new york you have layers of pipeline from water, to electric. it makes it expensive to remove and replace natural gas lines. nor on the gas lines. later - the tragedy that changed the work place. i'm talking about laws that keep you healthy on the job. coming up in "real money". the stream is uniquely interactive television. we depend on you, >> you are one of the voices of this show. >> so join the conversation and make it your own. >> the stream. on al jazeera america and join the conversation online @ajamstream. >> al jazeera has a credibility in international news that's unparalleled. if we can connect america to the rest of the world, we can bring this kinda journalism back to cable news, we can make a real difference here. i'm josh rushing, i'm one of the hosts o

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