meryl streep she learned bug jumper, too. >> stephen: what is bug jumper 2? >> no, too. you want to try it. >> stephen: i'll try it. what is it? >> let me show you. this is beginner bug jump. it's like you think knee up. you want your chest to meet your knee. not too much you know but one, two, three, four and that's it. >> stephen: one, two, three four. >> amazing! [cheers and applause] >> now ooze your hands like puppet masters and these are your puppets. go one, two, throw, four. >> stephen: one, two, three, four. [cheers and applause] >> all right. now do you it. now you can do it. >> stephen: did you do something for us? >> absolutely! >> stephen: listen. we'll be right back for a accompanied by jason yang, lil buck. [cheers and applause] ♪

let's go to meryl in connecticut, hi, meryl. >> caller: love your show. >> thank you. >> caller: what i want to know is what's going on with blackstone, bx, it's been down every day this week. >> it's only up a dollar from its high, so let's not get too concerned about it. i think it is a buy right here. let's go to joe in wisconsin. joe? >> caller: jim, is this the same jim cramer that wakes up at 3:30 in the morning just to make me money? >> yeah, that's pretty much me, absolutely. >> caller: okay. well, thank you for all that you do. hey, listen, i'm calling about the acadia pharmaceuticals. i bought it in my roth ira at 5. i would like to know what you think is the potential here given the fda potential approval. >> i think this parkinson's thing is the real deal. i think you should hold on to it. it's a really terrific speculation. let's go to ed in massachusetts. ed? >> caller: hey, lightning fast boo-yah to you, jim. >> nice. what's going on? >> caller: jim, my stocks hammered cutting the dividend but inside is the buy-in. why do you think of arr? >> i think it's okay. that's t

meryl streep. imagine what she could of accomplished if she was pleasant to look at. i tease you're as gorgeous as you can be at this time in your life. jay edgar, who would of guest this would of been borrowing. my favorite part is the lady in the row behind me made a phone call. you're 81 clint eastwood. the only thing you should direct is your nurse for another spoon of apple sauce. now a song. ♪ the oscar. >> daniel: i'm sure the academy will make the right decision. like when they picked anne hathaway and james franco. keep up with my blog, follow me on twitter and come see me on tour. for the holidays head to tosh.comedycentral.com. we have shirts and hoodies and other stuff made of cotton. unfortunately the fascist lawyers wouldn't let me sell the vibrating nipple head that. would have changed lives. finally before we go i'm sick of you asking me to show puke videos much we will be gone until 2012. to shut you up until then i thought i would put one last bad taste in your mouth. (puking sounds) >> oh my god (puking) >> oh my god (puking) >> daniel: good night.

stars meryl davis and charlie white that you were felt the need to reinvent themselves to challenge the north american stranglehold and recruited the help of former world ice dance champion alexander julian who coached the town enough a month as the model to russia's last olympic gold in turin in two thousand and six is that it wasn't easy changing coaches as we've been with our previous one for twelve years but when everyone kept saying we were becoming too repetitive and using old school techniques when you had to do something about it this is why i would turn to alexander that was proven time and again that his approach and techniques are exciting new and different. now while change is good got to read and dimitri really do have their work cut out for them as trainer alexander stille it's a work ethic that sounds extremely demanding especially seeing as he would like to see them in the top three of the world very soon and that of course is easier said than done virtue and more are currently world and olympic champions with former world champions davis and whites running them a close

. >> jimmy: i asked this question of meryl streep. i was surprised by her answer. applicable to you. do you believe in ghosts? >> no. >> jimmy: have you ever played whiffle ball? >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you google yourself? >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you have any nut allergies? anything we should be concerned about? >> no. >> jimmy: okay. have you ever stolen anything worth more than $20? >> no. >> jimmy: do you floss? >> yes. >> jimmy: waxed or the just dry? >> mint waxed. >> jimmy: have you ever served on a jury? >> no. not yet. >> jimmy: have you ever been to a bruce springsteen concert? >> yeah. and when they all start cheering bruce, do you feel like it's for you? >> i get up for a real quick second. >> jimmy: we learned some good stuff about you there. your daughter mable turns 1 on monday. >> yeah. >> jimmy: which is april fool's day. which is -- do you think you'll do things to her to -- >> well, we do things to her every day. >> jimmy: which of your movies is mable's favorite. >> a lot of my pictures are not appropriate for under 1-year-old. she can't see a lot a

only 14 years old and "new york times" recently compared our next guest's acting ability to that of meryl see her critically-lauded performance in "ginger & rosa," playing in select theaters now, please say hello to elle fanning. thank you for coming. it's a school night, right? >> it is. it's a school night. >> jimmy: do you have to go to school? >> i do. oh, yes. >> jimmy: why would you have to go to school when you're a movie star? >> tomorrow is the last day, and then we have -- then we're off for spring break. >> jimmy: nice. >> but they're cramming all the tests in in these three days. i just got back from a trip and then i'm going to school for these three days. >> jimmy: what tests do you have, maybe i can help you. >> well, i had an english test today. but i didn't take it. >> jimmy: why? >> because i just got back from south africa so it's a really long trip. >> jimmy: that's some excuse. did your mom write that in a note? please excuse elle. she just got back from south africa. >> i got back and the teacher is like are you sure you want to take it? she was okay with it. just be

>> i think this woman, this actress needs to fire her agent and meryl streep would never have done at-psa. and she will be type cast. she will always be the crazy next door neighbor with the crazy gas problems. >> bill, here is the interesting thing. this video makes a point that banning smoking reveals how many people break wind. those pubs smelled like smoke. the moment they banned smoking it smells like fart. >> who farts? guys drinking. and guys drinking smoking exists to match the farting. >> i was thinking to myself, what is a good way to avoid ever smelling a fart? going out for a smoke break. believe me, flavor country is preferable. >> it is a plethorable. >> i would like to see the signs that say no farting outside this building. >> and all-around greta's office. there are a lot of those. >> i have to take a break. i don't know what that means. more stuff to talk about. stick around. "joy of hate" what a book. it is now number one in my heart. order from amazon.com and for an autographed copy check out g gutfeld.com. been waiting for the price of mattresses to fall? then hu

meryl wittmer is the third woman to join the board. news comes at mutual fund calverts investment is criticizing berkshire for not having a diverse board. >>> cheryl stanberg's new book, "lean in, women, work and the will to lead" hit shelves today in a highly anticipated release that's dividing critics. sandberg said one reason fewer female leaders are in the workplace is because women tend to, quote, hold themselves back. sandberg will make the rounds on early morning talk shows today. >>> and one of silicone valley's best is welcoming the call for more women. aaron levey says his company is constantly looking for way toes increase diversity. >> the conversation about yahoo! turned into a work from home versus work from the office type of situation. yahoo! is a business that over the past five years has lost a lot of its core culture and a lot of core morale. what blah ris sa is trying to do is bring everybody back in, build the foundation of a strong business and strong culture. so she's doing something that's very specifically that

i was gonna impersonate meryl streep, but i was kind of too nervous to.would have just laughed and been really gracious and then just been like, "get on out of here." yeah. "leave me alone. leave me alone." "get out of here, crazy boy." so, you're gonna go to oscar parties after this? or is this it? i'm not sure. i've got a pregnant wife. we'll see what the pregnant button -- you know, there is a pregnant button. when the button goes off, you just go home. and, jamie, will you be making anyone pregnant tonight? [ laughter ] oh, man. oh, man. [ cheers and applause ] stomp twice for yes. yeah, i put it on safety for now. how does it work? because oscar night for most people is a very special night. there are all these parties. for you it's like tuesday. i'm hood. i'm hood. see, i didn't go to the vanity fair party the time -- with "ray." i had my homey throw another party because i didn't want to make it seem like i knew that i was going to win or anything like that. so he threw the party under his name, and i didn't go. it was a little more -- like, there

. >> -- a meryl streep kind of girl.pressive -- >> she wasn't valedictorian? >> probably wasn't serious when she said it. but she was joking she may get her breasts insured $2.5 million for each. >> you bump into something with those things, you get a bruise. you can claim some money. why not? >> made a long career and some hit tv shows with those things. never in my life -- >> with her two minds. >> in related news i am about to become an insurance adjuster. jennifer. thank you for the good times. >> woo! >> all right. changing gears completely. speaking of now, david bowie, 66 years old, who ten years ago said he was retiring -- speaking of which -- >> used to have some. >> he is insuring his -- thank you for that by the way. moving on. anyway he has a new album that is apparently the best kept secret in the music industry. >> new music. >> new music called "the next day" and apparently it's being received are some pretty good reviews. critics are calling this the best work that he has had since the '80s and the '70s i

streep, they're the ones that get better with age. >> and meryl, do rg the acting jobs that she's doingn her earlier acting -- i mean, it's amazing. she's incredible. >> better with age. >> there's a difference between how men and women feel when it comes to who looks best at what age. what men say a woman is at her most beautiful at 30. and a man apparently is at his most handsome at around 34. so you still have a good three years to go. >> three more years. okay. >> you should be treating yourself every day. >> i get facials every day. >> no, tweeting. >> oh, okay. >> it also gets into sex later on in life. it gets better with age. martha, care to tell us how -- >> sex is good at any age. >> and on that note -- >> on that note. perfect. we made a lot of headlines with martha stewart. thank you. >> that's great. you have a check on the news, right? >> let's get to our headlines this morning. president obama said that we cannot give up on the search for peace in the middle east. this after meeting with palestinian president mahmoud abbas in the west bank. the president said the u.s. is

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. >> stephanie: gabby giffords and her husband, and meryl streep. >> yeah they used to have liberals