i'm not sure she's excited about having to run, i think she feels the same way meryl streep feels which he has to audition for something -- " are you kidding mee?" this next part is a repeat after me. i want all the media to put their hands up and swear something this election season ok? i solemnly swear not to talk about hillary's appearance because that is not journalism. [laughter] [applause] also, cecily strong looks great tonight. [laughter] i don't want you to take any of this as an endorsement for hillary clinton, because i would never blindly endorse a candidate i do not play on snl. hillary clinton has her work cut off for her. her democratic challengers are a who's who of who's that? to a them are characters from the adventures of huckleberry finn, but you didn't even notice, did you? let's not forget martin o'malley. i don't have anything to add that's just his actual campaign slogan. let's not forget martin o'malley. [laughter] lincoln chafee t running for president is like watching a dog look for its owner. a lot of people want elizabeth warren to run, but many think she is

meryl streep. [ cheers ] >> yes. >> jimmy: tonight, she should be really -- >> because she said i'm a >> jimmy: yeah, he's a boy. >> his mother. but will ferrell's a man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you certainly have the gray hair to prove it. [ cheers and applause ] proof is in the pudding, man. absolutely. >> you want to see tough little debbie? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] welcome back. tough little debbie, how long have you been in prison? >> what? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm sorry. i was probably talking too low. how long have you been in prison? i'm sorry. i'm a little intimidated by tough little debbie. oh, my gosh. you can put that out on my desk? >> give me your palm. >> jimmy: ow, that's tough little debbie. >> that's a tough little debbie. >> jimmy: she's tough. she puts out cigarettes in your hands. but they're little snacks. they're little candy cigarettes. >> candy cigarettes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she doesn't age, little debbie. >> no, she doesn't. >> jimmy: nearly doesn't. >> she's timeless. >> jimmy: she certainly is. she just -- and when people --

i imagine she feels like meryl streep when she auditions for a role. this next part is repeat after me. i went all the media to put their hands up and swear something. "i solidly -- silently swear to not talk about hillary's appearance because i is not journalism." [applause] also, cecily star looks great tonight. i doma you to take any of this as an endorsement for hillary clinton because i would never blindly endorse a candidate i do not play on snl. hillary clinton has her work cut out for her. the robot ca candidates are a who's who of whose bad. two were characters from "huckleberry finn," but you didn't even notice did you? let's not forget martin o'malley. that's his actual campaign slogan. lincoln chafee is considering entering the race. that is like watching a dog look for its owner. a lot of people want a list of for his presidency, a lot of people think she is too liberal. look at president obama. a lot of people thought the same about him and he did end up doing that stuff. [applause] the republican field is ideologically diverse including

meryl streep? minus a "p." plus a cup of tea. i know wall street-- wall street! oh! it's wall street! son of a bitch! are there analogous rerns points between the atlanta cheating scandal and the wall street meltdown? hmmm. tell me again, what was the actual fraud committed in each. >> educators gave student answers. >> cook countrywide loan officer told her to claim she made more than twice her actual income. >> jon: so, both falsified information. >> test answer sheets were altered, fabricated and falsely certified. >> i saw people alter w2s and alter paystubs to make it appear as if people made more money to qualify for a loan. >> jon: ( bleep ). i'm sorry. an elaborate purposeful systemic culture of falsified information. all right, lack of ethical limits. sounds like similar behavior. but why did schools and financial institutions take these shortcut? >> atlanta educators could receive bonuses when student performance improves. >> loan officers received bonuses, commissions. >> jon: personal enrichment incentivize for personal enrichment. and why was this cultur

but introducing my mom to meryl streep at the premier of "the giver," it's ok now that i dropped oute. emily: how about the tv show "scorpion." on cbs. actually, it is doing pretty well. scooter: come on, bring it back. team scorpion, one more time. [laughter] emily: good for you. scooter: monday nights at 9:00 on cbs. come on, one more time. [laughter] scooter: no, it's -- look, that was -- scott manson, same guy who found psy? brought walter o'brien, the real walter o'brien, to meet me. scott brought him to the house and said that this is a crazy life story, you have to hear about this. maybe we can make do something in tv or film. we just went on this run together. and to see the success and how much people are loving the show, it has been so much fun. emily: tell me about ithaca. scooter: ooh, i never talk about this. i believe there is power in numbers and power in collaboration. so i believe that managers and creatives and everyone should come together and work together in an alliance. and i put together a group of my friends, and it is simply that. it is just an alliance of gu

scooter: my mom isn't very impressed with anything i do in music, but introducing my mom to meryl streepemiere of "the giver," it's ok now that i dropped out of college. emily: how about the tv show? it is doing pretty well. scooter: one more time. monday nights at 9:00 on cbs. scott manson, same guy who brought walter o'brien to me. scott said, this is a crazy life story, maybe we can do something on tv or film. to see the success and how much people are loving the show, it has been so much fun. emily: tell me about ithaca. scooter: i never talk about this. i believe there's power in numbers and power in collaboration. i believe managers and creatives and everyone should come together and work together in an alliance, and i put together a group of my friends, and it is simply that. it is an alliance of guys who get together and try and help each other build their businesses, because there's more than a to go around. emily: so this is a fund? scooter: when we have ideas and we want to go after things together, we can. emily: what is the next big trend in music? scooter: voices. emily: so

i think she feels the same way meryl streep feels when she has to audition for something. are you kidding me? you're going to make me go through this? you know i want to win. now listen, this next part is repeat after me. i want all of the media to put some think -- to put their hands up and swear something. ok? i solemnly swear not to talk about hillary's appearance because that is not journalism. [applause] [applause] [applause] also, cecily strong looks great tonight. now, i don't want you to take any of this poor in endorsement of hillary clinton because i would not endorse a candidate i do not play on snl. she has her work cut out for her, her calendars are a who's who of who's that? jim webb, lincoln, silas, peter welch, those last two were characters from the adventures of huckleberry finn and you did not even notice, did you? how about that? and let's not forget martin o'malley. oh, i don't have anything to add. that is just his campaign slogan. let's not forget martin o'malley. lincoln chafee is thinking he can enter the race. it is like watching a dog look for it

i'm sure she feels like meryl streep feels when she is asked to audition for something. are you kidding me? all right, guys now, this next part is a repeat after me. so i need your help me. i want all the media to put their hands up and swear something this election season, okay? i solemnly swear not to talk about hillary's appearance because that is not journalism. [ applause ] also, cecily strong looks great tonight. now, i don't want you to take any of this as an endorsement for hillary clinton, because i would never blindly endorse a candidate i don't play on "snl." hillary clinton has her work cut out for her. her democratic challengers are a who's who of who's that? jim webb lincoln chaffy silas phphelps, peter wilkes. and let's not forget martin o'mally. oh i don't have anything to add. that's his campaign slogan let's not forget martin o'mally. lincoln chaffy is thinking he can be president is like watching a dog look for his dead owner. like oh, he doesn't know. a lot of people want elizabeth warren to run for president. but many think she's too idealistic and h

we know who meryl streep is and line up to see the movie. same woman, new ideas. the announcement yesterday i thought was terrific. that wasn't the policy side. just the introduction the presentation. i think you're going to see some new ideas particularly focused on the economy and on the middle class. this quiet crisis you grilled karen finney about, okay. a democrat in office now six years and still the middle class is stagnant. what are you going to do about that? that's i think the heart of her policy and going to be new. >> bill i don't say this lightly, but hillary clinton has more foreign policy experience than all of the other potential republican presidential candidates combined. more -- in her one person than all of them. how are you going to fight that? >> true of jimmy carter in 1980. infinitely more than ronald reagan. has to do with the success of the foreign policies. republicans i talked to hillary clinton is going, hadding secret service drive her to iowa to mix and mingle with ordinary americans. marco rubio is ordinary. he is tomorrow morning g

the masterbehind mine the amazing styles sported by anne hathaway and meryl streep in "the devil wearsfamous poncho in "ugly betty." these style guru extraordinaire patricia field takes a stroll through her new york city boutique is a rare fashion street. fringe collar. >> i like it that way. >> being too nice. >> reporter: more than a decade after "sex and the city" went off the air. >> hello, lover. >> reporter: field is hard at work at a new television show. comfortableland's "younger." the story of a 40-year-old woman played by sudden foster posing as a 26-year-old in a bid to reboot her career. a key component to her disguise her quasi-hipster duds. >> her husband left her for a younger woman but left her broke. so she's not going to bergdorf goodman or barney's or whatever. 345ib she will go to a vintage store. >> something a little more financially -- >> affordable. >> reporter: hollywood's leading clothing whisper says it's not only clever television viewing but provides a fashion tutor yawl reminding us of the importance of mixing it up and taking chances with our existing war

i mean, i got meryl streep. i got all these dope -- the best actors in the world.t this. man, i can do better. wait until i go up there." >> jimmy: oh, karma. >> watch this. watch when i go up there. watch when i go up there. and i walk out there. and first and foremost, i forgot to wear a belt that day. [ laughter ] so i'm pulling it up. >> jimmy: hiking it up. >> i'm like, "it's okay. my stomach will hold it up." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just breathe out. just breathe out. >> yeah, keep it out there. and i get out there and i'm breathing. i'm like and i've got this memorized. i've worked 18 hours to work this out and i'm about to kill it. i'm about to kill it. and i get out there -- there's oprah. [ laughter ] hi, oprah. and oh, oh, read the lines. read the lines. and i try to look up. i'm like, no, i done worked on this. i'm not going to memorize it. i'm not going to read the prompter. i'm going to say it from heart. so i start off. there's quest. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: people just in the audience. i mean you just -- you blanked. if you mind -- if you don't mind,

some clueless environmental zealots got meryl streep to suggest a pesticide on apples might call cancerf school districts they are banning apples and apple products. >> there are so many hazardous chemicals and pesticides in the environment now. >> and so scare after scare, so-called consumer activists worried about everything. >> can spoil in your own refrigerator. >> watch out for poultry. >> chicken contaminated with pesticides herbicides fung sides, sometimes contaminated with rat feces. >> do you eat hot dogs? >> no of course flying is dangerous. >> inadequate maintenance. >> and carpets are dangerous. we should all have bare floors. >> rugs are dirt collectors and dirt collectors means internal indoor air pollution. >> you make life sound terrifying. >> life is preparedness. >> sheesh. i don't want to be that prepared. i don't want to obsess about safety all the time. so after i did that interview i spent a few years compiling lists of what kills people and ranking the risks. that's how i got that chart i showed you earlier. i took it to my abc bosses and said let me do a show tha

i think she feels the same way meryl streep feels when she's asked to audition for something. are you kidding me? making me go through this. you know i'm going to win. all right, guys. now, this next part is the repeat after me. so i need your help here. i want all the media to put their hands up and swear something this election season. okay? i solemnly swear not to talk about hillary's appearance because that is not journalism. also, cecily strong looks great tonight. now, i don't want you to take any of this as an endorsement for hillary clinton because i would never blindly indorse a character i don't play on "snl." but hillary clinton has her work cut out for her. her democrat challengers are a who's who of who's that. jim webb, lincoln chasy, peter wilk. those last two were characters from the adventures of huckleberry fin, but you didn't even notice, did you? how about that. and let's not forget martin o'malley. i don't have anything to add. that's just his actual campaign slogan. let's not forget martin o'mal y o'malley. lincoln chavy is thinking about entering the pre

. >> i had a kiss on my cheek from meryl streep once. >> seth: oh, wow. randomly?ut? >> i paid her a compliment and she gave me this kiss on my cheek and i felt like a little boy. the first time i felt, like, how fans must feel when they, you know, when they see a famous person. >> seth: right. >> i really felt like i shouldn't wash my face ever again. >> seth: wow. >> i had this weird fan moment with her where i'm in my bed and i feel like, "what would meryl do now?" am i just crazy? [ laughter ] >> seth: so, you've lost your mind a little bit. >> a little bit. >> seth: ever sense meryl kissed you, you lost your mind just a little bit. this -- i will say, one of my great moments of doing this show is having you here. this is just been an absolute delight. i've known you for so long. i'm so happy for everything that's happened for you. >> and i'm going to see your favorite team tomorrow. >> seth: that's right. you're going to a red sox, yankees game. and who are you going to root for? >> the red sox. >> seth: thank you very much, carice. they don't know anything. t

i'm not sure she's excited about having to run, i think she feels the same way meryl streep feels whichare you kidding mee?" this next part is a repeat after me. i want all the media to put their hands up and swear something this election season ok? i solemnly swear not to talk about hillary's appearance because that is not journalism. [laughter] [applause] also, cecily strong looks great tonight. [laughter] i don't want you to take any of this as an endorsement for hillary clinton, because i would never blindly endorse a candidate i do not play on snl. hillary clinton has her work cut off for her. her democratic challengers are a who's who of who's that? to a them are characters from the adventures of huckleberry finn, but you didn't even notice, did you? let's not forget martin o'malley. i don't have anything to add that's just his actual campaign slogan. let's not forget martin o'malley. [laughter] lincoln chafee t running for president is like watching a dog look for its owner. a lot of people want elizabeth warren to run, but many think she is too idealistic and her policies are to

i think she feels like meryl streep feels when she's asked to audition for something. through -- i mean, you know i'm going to win. this next part is a repeat after me. i need your help here. i want all the media to put their hands up and swear something this election season. okay. i solemnly swear not to talk about hillary's appearance because that is not journalism. [ cheers and applause ] >> i solemnly swear not to talk about hillary clinton's appearance. good on her for doing that one. final take-away from the night. >> i love that she actually talked about some of the things that matter. i love that president obama -- when we sit around at the barber shop, we go, you know he has to be having them moments where he -- >> he wants to bucket. >> and tonight he did a lot of that. you saw that even with the key and peel thing which is always a funny bit, when he does it by himself, but juxtaposed with the president -- >> he had the angry face the whole time. >> he was nailing it. and at the end, black people all over the country want to see a little righteous indignatio

. >> reporter: when it comes to office attire do you shows your inner fashionista like meryl streep in? or do you ware the same thing everyday for work. >> do you call it a uniform? >> a uniform why not. you're not saying what am i going to wear to work today. >> reporter: three years ago they decided to remove the stress of the out fit every morning. >> i constantly was like, is the skirt too short? >> reporter: what's the uniform? a pair of black pants and white shirt and black bow. >> you're wearing clean versions of this uniform everyday. i have 1 of -- 13 of them. >> reporter: matilda loves to wear colorful cloths after work and on the weekend. she said she never gets bored because she spices it up with different shoes. >> there's no dress code in the office where she works. >> how big of a burden was lifted off your shoulder when you started doing it. >> i don't think you understand how much time and effort you put into choosing clothes until you don't have to choose. >> reporter: saving her money and a whole lot of time. how long does it take you to get dressed in the morning. >

. >> reporter: when it comes to office attire do you channel your inner fashionista like meryl streepin the devil wears prada" or go for a more tailored look like kerry washington in "scandal"? what if you could style your own uniform for work. that's what matilda call does an art director at a new york city ad agency who used to dred getting dressed for work. >> do you call it a uniform. >> why not. >> you're never saying what am i going to wear to work today. >> no. >> three years ago, she decided to eliminate the stress of choosing an outfit every morning. she recently wrote about her experience for harper's bazaar. >> why did you decide to do this? >> i constantly was like well, is the skirt too short? the t-shirt too formal. it was stressful. >> so stressful. >> so what's the uniform? it's a pair of black pants, a white shirt and a little black bow. >> you're wearing clean versions of this particular uniform every single day. >> exactly. i have about 15 of them. >> 15 tops. how many bottoms. >> six, seven of them. >> reporter: matilda who loves to wear colorful clothes after work

actor's studio where he asked everyone what is your process in the exact same voice whether you're meryl streepd writing feels very natural to me because i used to have to write five stories a day and school lunches. hot dogs tater tots applesauce, milk. >> you have a special place. >> i do. i have a special place. stephen king talks about after he became successful he bought the big desk and he put it in the big room and it was at the center of the whole house and became addicted to cocaine, i think, and drank a lot and basically decideded he needed to right-size that and put right writing the context of his family and that's the most important thing. that really resonated with me. so i write in my closet. >> in your closet. >> yes. it's a big closet. it's a giant, giant closet. like i think the house was designed for sarah jessica park aenld they got me instead. that deaf success where a normal lady would probably do her makeup and that's where i write. >> the other exciting thing back to this being your best work ever. it's the first time that it's reviewed in the norm times. >> it finally h

i'm not sure she's excited about having to run, i think she feels the same way meryl streep feels whenas to audition for something -- " are you kidding me?" this next part is a repeat after me. i want all the media to put their hands up and swear something this election season ok? i solemnly swear not to talk about hillary's appearance because that is not journalism. [laughter] [applause] also, cecily strong looks great tonight. [laughter] i don't want you to take any of this as an endorsement for hillary clinton, because i would never blindly endorse a candidate i do not play on snl. hillary clinton has her work cut off for her. her democratic challengers are a who's who of who's that? jim webb, lincoln chafee, and a few of them are characters from the adventures of huckleberry finn, but you didn't even notice, did you? let's not forget martin o'malley. i don't have anything to add that's just his actual campaign slogan. let's not forget martin o'malley. [laughter] lincoln chafee is running for president is like watching a dog look for its owner. -0-- dead owner. it's like, oh, he doe

. >> reporter: when it comes to office attire do you channel your inner fashionista like meryl streep washington in "scandal." what if you could style your own uniforfor work? that's what matilda does. she used to dread getting dressed for work. do you call ate uniform? >> yes, a uniform. hi not? >> reporter: you're never saying hmm, what am i going to wear to work today? >> no. >> reporter: three years ago, she decided to eliminate the stress of shoozing an outfit every morning. she recently wrote about her experience. why did you decide to do this? >> i was constantly is this stoo short. is this foo formal? >> reporter: it was stressful. >> it is. >> reporter: it's pair of black pants, a white shirt, and a little black bow. you're wearing clean versions every day. >> exactly. i have about 15 of them. >> reporter: 15 tops. how many bottoms? >> about six or seven. >> reporter: she loves to wear colorful clothes after work and on the week ends says she never gets bored because she siss it up with shoes. it's a bold fashion decision for someone who works in an office where there is no d

. >> reporter: this morning, mamie gummer meryl streep's daughter and rita wilson arks long with a hostn the past few years. >> only 93% op popular >> were drecked by men. >> and only 80% were written by them. >> reporter: it's hilarious. >> women get to be naked in movies twice as often as men do. >> twice. >> reporter: it's the make it fair project. >> we wanted to get all of these facts that were very shocking to me out there. but with comedy. >> in 2014. >> only 88%. >> of box office hits. >> feature manned in leading role. >> reporter: tongues are in cheeks. ♪ until it's 100% it's only fair that men should have it all ♪ ♪ whoa ♪ >> reporter: the message is very serious. it matters who makes the movies we watch. >> those stories shape how we see the world. ♪ we stand here together ♪ ♪ we're standing in a group, yeah ♪ >> reporter: look. cameraman. soundman. producer man. are we bad people. ? >> #makeitfair. >> you took our psa to heart. it's only firemen should visit all. >> reporter: for lara amy, robin, ginger and "gma," nick watt abc news rg los angeles. >> we're making it fair o

. >> meryl streep has been nominated, what 19 times winning, what three academy awards and i've got twogratulations. >> thank you very much. that one is not getten broken ever. >> and the other one was the largest segway lesson. >> right, yes. that was us. we also set the record for most people throwing up. >> that's a little known world record. >> yes. >> so congrats on that one. you need to brag. >> thank you very much. >> you wrote "mall cop 2" and i know you said this character is near and dear to your heart. your inspiration was real security guards. >> long island, growing up. long island, the malls. i had look at these guys and these -- they would have to uphold the law and had no lethal weapons with them or anything like that and didn't have the skill training that police did and so i always felt bad for them in a way. kind of got abused a lot so i wanted to you know be a hero for them. >> and paul blart has been called the rocky of security guards in that's right. that's right. i hope -- that's what i want to be that inspiration for them. >> why did it take six years to bring o

insert actor of choice, meryl streep matthew perry, michelle pfeiffer. assigned to a ghetto school with dangerous, low income smart ass and obnoxious students. the benevolent, frustrated by stubborn teacher refuses to give up on these poor souls. he/she bucks the stale, bureaucratic educational system to the chagrin of supervisors. he/she helps the deprived students confront their inner city demons and discover their true gifts, purpose and worth. epilogue the maligned, mistreated and misunderstood educator has been vindicated. pessimistic, frowning, hard core students have been transformed into smiling, grateful, optimistic vessels of limitless possibilities. cue the sentimental music, roll the critics -- credits or, fade to black. >> guest: we've all seen that movie, and that's not how it works most of the time. it works in hollywood, where i live in l.a., it sell tickets but it doesn't quite work that way in real life. so this book "too important to fail," was a companion text to a pbs special that i did by the same name, "too important to fail." and

i think she feels the same way meryl streep feels when she's asked to audition for something.ys, this next part is a repeat after me. i need your help here. i want all the media to put their hands up and swear something this election season. okay? i solemnly swear not to talk about hillary's appearance -- >> not to talk about hillary's appearance. >> -- because that is not journalism. [ cheers and applause ] also, cecily strong looks great tonight. now, i don't want you to take any of this as an endorsement for hillary clinton, because i would never dangerous a candidate i don't play on "snl." but she has her work cut out for her, her democratic challengers are a who's who of who's that? jim webb, lincoln chaffy, silas phelps, peter welk. >> the last two were characters from the adventures of huckleberry finn, but you didn't even notice, did you? how about that. and let's not forget martin o'malley. oh, i don't have anything to add. that's just his actual campaign slogan, let's not forget martin o'malley. lincoln chaffy thinks he can enter the race is like watching a dog look

i think she feels the way that meryl streep feels when asked to audition for something. are you kidding me? >> we all know that hillary's private emails got her in trouble. frankly, i thought it was going to be her private instagram account that was going to call her bigger problems. >> i love this one. playing for the last year i have a private bucket list. >> he's got good timing. all his self-department pra indicating joke were aimed at other people. >> that's a good observation. >> of course, the stars from fox news channel showed up at the dinner as well. let's take a look at some photos there. we've got heather childers and ainsley. >> and leon was on the scene. harris faulkner liz clayman. >> here we go. we've got jamie colby and michael komare. >> they improved the tenor of the property i would say. >> >>> coming up he killed innocent americans during the boston marathon. taxpayers are paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for this family to be in the states. >>> fellow americans are returning the favor of a man who served his country. >> it's a miracle. a real

. >> i was going to say i know you've said you entered this stage of your career like meryl streep wheret a conscious thing for you? >> no. no. i mean, i want to play the victim but those kind of roles don't get offered to me a lot. what's that about, al? >> i don't know. i don't know. >> maybe 20 years ago with xena did you keep any of the costumes from xena? >> bits and pieces. i don't have the one anymore. you know what? i don't know. it's all in some garage somewhere. i don't keep even really any kind of memorabilia much. >> it was 20 years ago. can you believe it's been that long and still people are savoring that character? >> yes. got a whole new viewership thanks to netflix. blows my mind. >> we have this game called word on the web. pulled a few tidbits from the internet. we want to find out if you think they're true or false. for example, word on the web is while taping on "the tonight show" with jay leno, you suffered a fractured pelvis when a hoot lost its footing. >> do i think that's true? >> yeah. >> hopefully you know. >> that's true. the horse just slipped. it was on sor