side of baseball glove, apple pie for dessert and, of course, mom who stands for mono oxidase methyl hydrate gives the apple pie the sustained feeling of wetness. plus, of course, the vegetable. nation, i know -- fruit, no letters. i'm in no position to judge others. there, that's better. this is tip of the hat, wag of the finger. (cheers and applause) the super bowl is one of the biggest events of the year because football is america's game. we all love it! but unfortunately, folks, some people out there aren't cheering for our n.f.l. heroes. i'm talking, of course, about the cheerleaders. >> the oakland raiders are being sued by the team's cheerleaders, current and former raiderettes. they accuse the team of wage theft and unfair employment practices. >> they claim when the season was all said and done the cheerleaders made less than $5 an hour. >> what are they complaining about? at least we pay them! i mean, the refs have to take a second job at the foot locker. (laughter) that's why i'm giving a wag of my finger to litigious cheerleaders. the n.f.l. can't give cheerleaders raises. if th