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metta world peace versus a 2-year-old. now hitting foul trouble here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy. i am your host, jimmy. no, you did not have too much cough sear up. we're on early tonight. before or after the game, game four tonight between the san antonio spurs and the miami heat. game four provides a critical bridge between game four and five. some believe you can't have a game five without four. next season for the first time ever they will allow advertising on the court. teams will be permitted to sell ad space between the floor and the sideline and the benches which will mean it will be like nascar with more black people. [ laughter ] the plan is expected to net the nba over $100 million in revenue next year. i am excited. my big problem with watching nba games right now is the overall lack of advertising. i would like to see them replace the basketball with a honey baked ham. [ laughter ] if you saw our game night special on tuesday, you may have seen our special miami edition
metta world peace versus a 2-year-old. now hitting foul trouble here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy. i am your host, jimmy. no, you did not have too much cough sear up. we're on early tonight. before or after the game, game four tonight between the san antonio spurs and the miami heat. game four provides a critical bridge between game four and five. some believe you can't have a game five without four. next season for the first time ever they will allow...
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titus will dance on metta world peace's grave.ack black. >> jimmy: you got a lot of style, jack. >> you got style, you got style and grace, i like what is happening here. >> jimmy: i know you're starting a big thing in l.a. >> you heard about it? i'm starting a festival with my partner, it is called "festival supreme." and it is a comedy music festival. we have mr. show, you may know mr. show from the days of glory. we have tim and eric, of tim and eric show, awesome, we have adam sandler, we have triumph, the insult comedy dog. i am talking so fast, but there are like 25 awesome people, yeah, i forget, i can't remember any of their names, and they're all as good as those ones i just said. we're all in there, kind of like the carnival barker hosts. >> jimmy: the other thing you're here to tell us about is a film you have coming out. that sounds great. >> thank you for bringing this up. we just finished actually shooting -- it is a sequel, me and kyle have been passionate about it. is it cool -- i brought the trailer, it is more li
titus will dance on metta world peace's grave.ack black. >> jimmy: you got a lot of style, jack. >> you got style, you got style and grace, i like what is happening here. >> jimmy: i know you're starting a big thing in l.a. >> you heard about it? i'm starting a festival with my partner, it is called "festival supreme." and it is a comedy music festival. we have mr. show, you may know mr. show from the days of glory. we have tim and eric, of tim and eric show,...
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he's undefeated against shaquille o'neal, and metta world peace. tonight he tangles with jason collins who bravely came out of the closet. tonight he might go back in. stick with us for that. this is my cousin sal. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the fanatics are fans. when you love a player, it's easy to overlook their flaws. my cousin wanted to take advantage of that. he enlisted the help upof rajon rondo. with a fake autograph session where fans could meet rajon and gate their memorabilia signed. but what they didn't know was that the room was wired for sound and that rajon is very weird. >> how's it going? nice to see you. what's your name? >> dan. >> are you here to see rajon? >> i am. >> big fan for the celtics? >> yes. >> rajon he's got a cold and he's a huge germ fob, i want you to be safe, i want him to be safe. get you some purel, got the value bottle, little on the arms too, if you can. let me help you out. >> i just came from a work-out too. so i was all sweaty and stuff. >> please, don't even mention that. >> good. >> looking good so
he's undefeated against shaquille o'neal, and metta world peace. tonight he tangles with jason collins who bravely came out of the closet. tonight he might go back in. stick with us for that. this is my cousin sal. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the fanatics are fans. when you love a player, it's easy to overlook their flaws. my cousin wanted to take advantage of that. he enlisted the help upof rajon rondo. with a fake autograph session where fans could meet rajon and gate their...
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>> thank you, metta world peace. thanks titus, thank you, joseph. we'll be right back. good night everybody. >>> tonight in the water, death and attraction, these places attract many throughout the year, in places like sea world, but they can snap. tonight, the debate over killer whales as tourist attractions. >>> and caught on tape, the brutal murder, the authorities wonder if a new england patriot is involved. >>> is a destroyed home surveillance system a key to the case? >>> and a group of mail carriers in china earn super hero status in tonight's feed frenzy. keep it right >>> from new york city, this is "nightline" with bill weir. >> good evening, and happy friday, and thank you for joining us tonight. you remember free willy, the killer whale, and a little boy who saves him. a group of filmmakers are behind a new documentary called blackfish, they argue that these killer whales may be driven to the wild. >> reporter: the scene seems so joyful, the video of dawn brancheau, with tilikum, playing with him in shallow water, and then something goes very wrong. tilikum,
>> thank you, metta world peace. thanks titus, thank you, joseph. we'll be right back. good night everybody. >>> tonight in the water, death and attraction, these places attract many throughout the year, in places like sea world, but they can snap. tonight, the debate over killer whales as tourist attractions. >>> and caught on tape, the brutal murder, the authorities wonder if a new england patriot is involved. >>> is a destroyed home surveillance system a key...
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." ♪ >> "what's the difference between ron artest and metta world peace? nothing.hey are both huge pieces of [ bleep ]." [ laughter ] whatever, man. >> "has anyone noticed that chris paul has michael jackson's original nose?" [ laughter ] >> "is it me or does rajon rondo look like that turtle named franklin on nick jr.?" [ laughter ] >> "bill simmons looks like the type of guy who will watch you sleeping." [ laughter ] >> "suck my duck, matt barnes." i think you meant to say [ bleep ]. spell it right. >> "bob costas is a vampire. mark my words." >> "blake griffin is still ugly as [ bleep ]." >> oh, wow. who's that from? >> so -- >> "andre iguodala sucks gazelle [ bleep ]." [ laughter ] >> "remember when kobe bry used to dunk and it wasn't a surprise? now every time he dunks, it's a big deal." yeah, i remember that. >> "greg anthony looks like a young person in costume as a grandfather." [ laughter ] okay. >> "you in that buick commercial. you know you don't fit in that buick." that supposed to be mean? >> "deandre jordan doesn't look like he knows how to read." wel
." ♪ >> "what's the difference between ron artest and metta world peace? nothing.hey are both huge pieces of [ bleep ]." [ laughter ] whatever, man. >> "has anyone noticed that chris paul has michael jackson's original nose?" [ laughter ] >> "is it me or does rajon rondo look like that turtle named franklin on nick jr.?" [ laughter ] >> "bill simmons looks like the type of guy who will watch you sleeping." [ laughter ]...
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their name, we have music from shakira, our guests will be jack black, and 2-year-old taking on metta world peaceguest tonight enjoying a story-book career, grammy awards, diamond teeth, prison time, even near-death experiences. but he is alive and well, his newest cd is called "i am not a human being." please welcome the unstoppable lil wayne. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm very happy to see you, how are you? >> i'm great, how are you? >> jimmy: last year you were scheduled to be here, and for some reason you were not actually here, and somebody from the studio audience came and pretended to be you. >> i heard about that. >> jimmy: what happened? was there a scheduling problem? >> honestly, i don't know what happened. >> jimmy: and then you were scheduled to be here in march, but then you had a health problem. are you okay now? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: may i ask what happened to you? because i think we were worried that you were going to die. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you know that everyone thought you were going to die? >> i didn't know that. >> jimmy: yeah, we did. but you didn't. and
their name, we have music from shakira, our guests will be jack black, and 2-year-old taking on metta world peaceguest tonight enjoying a story-book career, grammy awards, diamond teeth, prison time, even near-death experiences. but he is alive and well, his newest cd is called "i am not a human being." please welcome the unstoppable lil wayne. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm very happy to see you, how are you? >> i'm great, how are you? >> jimmy:...
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." >> what is the difference between ron artest and metta world peace?th huge pieces of [ bleep ]. >> has anyone noticed that chris paul has michael jackson's original nose? >> is it me or does rajon rondo look like the turtle named franklin or nick jr.? >> looks like the type of guy who will wax you sleeping. >> duck matt barnes. i think he meant to say [ bleep ]. if you're going to say that, spell it right. >> bob costas is a vampire, mark my words. >> blake griffin is still ugly as [ bleep ]. >> oh, wow, who was that from? >> andre iguodala sucks [ bleep ]. >> remember when kobe bryant used to dunk and it wasn't a surprise? every time he dunks it's a big deal. yeah, i remember that. >> greg anthony looks like a young person in costume as a grandfather. >> you in that buick commercial, you know you don't fit in that buick. that supposed to be mean? >> deandre jordan doesn't look like he knows how to read. well, i just read that, you [ bleep ]ing idiot. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, sorry, guys, tonight on the show, seth rogen is here, "trick sh
." >> what is the difference between ron artest and metta world peace?th huge pieces of [ bleep ]. >> has anyone noticed that chris paul has michael jackson's original nose? >> is it me or does rajon rondo look like the turtle named franklin or nick jr.? >> looks like the type of guy who will wax you sleeping. >> duck matt barnes. i think he meant to say [ bleep ]. if you're going to say that, spell it right. >> bob costas is a vampire, mark my words....
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our guests will be jack black and 2-year-old trick shot titus ashby takes on lakers forward metta world peacezone and after the game in the west. our first guest tonight has enjoyed a storybook career in rap music with multiplatinum albums, grammy awards, diamond teeth, prison time, even some near-death experiences but he's alive and well and as lil as ever. his newest cd is called "i am not a human being 2." please welcome the unstoppable lil wayne! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm very happy to see you. how are you? >> i'm great, man. how are you? >> jimmy: last year you were scheduled to be here, and then for some reason you weren't actually here, and somebody from the studio audience came and pretended to be you. >> i heard about that. >> jimmy: what happened? there was a scheduling problem of some kind? >> honestly, i really don't know what happened. >> jimmy: and then you were scheduled to be here in march, but you had a health problem. >> yes. >> jimmy: are you okay now? >> i'm great. yeah. >> jimmy: well, good. may i ask what happened to you? because i think we were worried tha
our guests will be jack black and 2-year-old trick shot titus ashby takes on lakers forward metta world peacezone and after the game in the west. our first guest tonight has enjoyed a storybook career in rap music with multiplatinum albums, grammy awards, diamond teeth, prison time, even some near-death experiences but he's alive and well and as lil as ever. his newest cd is called "i am not a human being 2." please welcome the unstoppable lil wayne! [ cheers and applause ] ♪...