citizens of mexifornia, this border wall, now complete, will protect our beloved town for years to come. so everybody light p! hey, i had to be a samoan guy's mattress for that. (birds chirping) another glorious day with the wall protecting our country. this isn't over, bud. i won't rest until that wall comes down. yeah, dad. it's destroying the ecosystem. and gert's preschool teacher is stuck in mexico, so she's got a sub. heads, shoulders, knees and toes knees and toes you're all doing it wrong! attention! ernesto, what the hell are you doing? oh, hey, bud. just breaking in new recruits for gonzalez landscaping. my marketing push landed me the contract to maintain the border wall! now everyone get in the truck! 'cause we goin'... (high-pitched): lawn-mowin' (cheering, whooping) that wall is the crowning achievement of my career. i bet i get a promotion. buckwald, you're fired. what?! with that wall up, we don't need you anymore. so hand in your gun and uniform. what the hell are you wearing a hello kitty shirt for? you're not my boss anymore-- i don't have to tell you. you're rehired.

i need you to go to mexifornia and bring me the guys running that tunnel. what if it's a lady? even if it's a lady. what if it's a puppy? if it's a puppy, you can keep it. don't get your hopes up. if it's a dog, it's almost certainly a grown dog. mmm, this turkey is natural? yeah. it's too good to be true. not again. real estate never goes down. fact. we'll have the baby, and i'll have my band, and it'll just work. right. don't worry about it honey. all of our family photos are right here (banging sound) on the hard drive. it's called a timeshare. we don't own it, we share it. let's do it. oh yeah. that is good. - mm-hmm. finally, something that's not too good to be true. it's oscar mayer natural turkey breast, and it tastes great. i hope no one looks at my plans while i'm sleeping. you'll never get my plans while i'm sleeping. (whihiering) because i'm never sleeping. vo: boom beach. clementine never feared for her personal safety. until taco bell introduced $1 crunchwrap sliders. four delicious flavors, for just a buck each. then clementine began to worry. >>> news does not ta

i need you to go to mexifornia and bring me the guys running that tunnel. what if it's a lady? it's a puppy, you can keep it. yay! puppy, puppy! don't get your hopes up. if it's a dog, it's almost certainly a grown dog. mmm, this tyeah. is natural? it's too good to be true. not again. real estate never goes down. fact. we'll have the baby, and i'll have my band, and it'll just work. right. don't worry about it honey. all of our family photos are right here (banging sound) on the hard drive. it's called a timeshare. we don't own it, we share it. let's do it. oh yeah. that is good. - mm-hmm. finally, something that's not too good to be true. it's oscar mayer natural turkey breast, and it tastes great. you'll never get my plans while i'm sleeping. (whispering) because i'm never sleeping. vo: boom beach. download for free. until taco bell introduced $1 crunchwrap sliders. clementine never feared for her personal safety. four delicious flavors, for just a buck each. then clementine began to worry. luckily under her own body was a weird rubber plug. [sfx: bong] (farts) well, that's t

i need you to go to mexifornia and bring me the guys running that tunnel. what if it's a lady? even if it's a lady. what if it's a puppy? if it's a puppy, you can keep it. yay! puppy, puppy! don't get your hopes up. if it's a dog, it's almost certainly a grown dog. mmm, this turkey is natural? yeah. it's too good to be true. not again. real estate never goes down. fact. we'll have the baby, and i'll have my band, and it'll just work. right. don't worry about it honey. all of our family photos are right here (banging sound) on the hard drive. we don't own it, we share it. let's do it. oh yeah. that is good. - mm-hmm. finally, something that's not too good to be true. it's oscar mayer natural turkey breast, and it tastes great. i hope no one looks at my plans while i'm sleeping. you'll never get my plans while i'm sleeping. (whispering) because i'm never sleeping. vo: boom beach. download for free. clementine never feared for her personal safety. until taco bell introduced $1 crunchwrap sliders. four delicious flavors, for just a buck each. then clementine began to worry. luckily

i need you to go to mexifornia and bring me the guys running that tunnel. what if it's a lady? even if it's a lady. what if it's a puppy? if it's a puppy, you can keep it. yay! puppy, puppy! don't get your hopes up. mmm, this turkey is natural? yeah. it's too good to be true. not again. real estate never goes down. fact. we'll have the baby, and i'll have my band, and it'll just work. right. don't worry about it honey. all of our family photos are right here (banging sound) on the hard drive. it's called a timeshare. we don't own it, we share it. let's do it. oh yeah. that is good. - mm-hmm. finally, something that's not too good to be true. it's oscar mayer natural turkey breast, and it tastes great. i hope no one looks at my plans while i'm sleeping. you'll never get my plans while i'm sleeping. (whispering) because i'm never sleeping. vo: boom beach. clementine never feared for her personal safety. until taco bell introduced $1 crunchwrap sliders. four delicious flavors, for just a buck each. then clementine began to worry. luckily under her own body was a weird rubber plug.

i need you to go to mexifornia and bring me the guys running that tunnel. what if it's a lady? even if it's a lady. what if it's a puppy? yay! puppy, puppy! don't get your hopes up. if it's a dog, it's almost certainly a grown dog. mmm, this turkey is natural? yeah. it's too good to be true. not again. real estate never goes down. fact. we'll have the baby, and i'll have my band, and it'll just work. right. don't worry about it honey. all of our family photos are right here (banging sound) on the hard drive. it's called a timeshare. we don't own it, we share it. let's do it. oh yeah. that is good. - mm-hmm. finally, something that's not too good to be true. it's oscar mayer natural turkey breast, and it tastes great. i hope no one looks at my plans while i'm sleeping. you'll never get my plans while i'm sleeping. (whispering) because i'm never sleeping. vo: boom beach. clementine never feared for her personal safety. until taco bell introduced $1 crunchwrap sliders. four delicious flavors, for just a buck each. then clementine began to worry. luckily under her own body was a we

(howls like chewbacca) citizens of mexifornia, this border wall, now complete, will protect our beloved town for years to come. so everybody light up! hey, i had to be a samoan guy's mattress for that. (birds chirping) another glorious day with the wall protecting our country. this isn't over, bud. i won't rest until that wall comes down. yeah, dad. it's destroying the ecosystem. and gert's preschool teacher is stuck in mexico, so she's got a sub. heads, shoulders, knees and toes knees and toes you're all doing it wrong! attention! ernesto, what the hell are you doing? oh, hey, bud. just breaking in new recruits for gonzalez landscaping. my marketing push landed me the contract to maintain the border wall! now everyone get in the truck! 'cause we goin'... (high-pitched): lawn-mowin' (cheering, whooping) that wall is the crowning achievement of my career. i bet i get a promotion. buckwald, you're fired. what?! with that wall up, we don't need you anymore. so hand in your gun and uniform. what the hell are you wearing a hello kitty shirt for? you're not my boss anymore-- i don't have to t

i need you to go to mexifornia and bring me the guys running that tunnel. what if it's a lady? it's a puppy, you can keep it. yay! puppy, puppy! don't get your hopes up. if it's a dog, it's almost certainly a grown dog. mmm, this tyeah. is natural? it's too good to be true. not again. real estate never goes down. fact. we'll have the baby, and i'll have my band, and it'll just work. right. don't worry about it honey. all of our family photos are right here (banging sound) on the hard drive. it's called a timeshare. we don't own it, we share it. let's do it. oh yeah. that is good. - mm-hmm. finally, something that's not too good to be true. it's oscar mayer natural turkey breast, and it tastes great. you'll never get my plans while i'm sleeping. (whispering) because i'm never sleeping. vo: boom beach. download for free. until taco bell introduced $1 crunchwrap sliders. clementine never feared for her personal safety. four delicious flavors, for just a buck each. then clementine began to worry. luckily under her own body was a weird rubber plug. [sfx: bong] (farts) well, that's t

i need you to go to mexifornia and bring me the guys running that tunnel. what if it's a lady? even if it's a lady. what if it's a puppy? if it's a puppy, you can keep it. yay! puppy, puppy! don't get your hopes up. if it's a dog, it's almost certainly a grown dog. mmm, this turkey is natural? yeah. it's too good to be true. not again. fact. we'll have the baby, and i'll have my band, and it'll just work. right. don't worry about it honey. all of our family photos are right here (banging sound) on the hard drive. it's called a timeshare. we don't own it, we share it. let's do it. oh yeah. that is good. - mm-hmm. finally, something that's not too good to be true. it's oscar mayer natural turkey breast, and it tastes great. i hope no one looks at my plans while i'm sleeping. you'll never get my plans while i'm sleeping. (whispering) because i'm never sleeping. vo: boom beach. download for free. clementine never feared for her personal safety. until taco bell introduced for just a buck each. then clementine began to worry. luckily under her own body was a weird rubber plug. (farts

i need you to go to mexifornia and bring me the guys running that tunnel. what if it's a lady? even if it's a lady. what if it's a puppy? if it's a puppy, you can keep it. yay! puppy, puppy! don't get your hopes up. if it's a dog, it's almost certainly a grown dog. mmm, this turkey is natural? yeah. it's too good to be true. not again. real estate never goes down. fact. we'll have the baby, and i'll have my band, and it'll just work. all of our family photos are right here (banging sound) on the hard drive. it's called a timeshare. we don't own it, we share it. let's do it. oh yeah. that is good. - mm-hmm. finally, something that's not too good to be true. it's oscar mayer natural turkey breast, and it tastes great. i hope no one looks at my plans while i'm sleeping. you'll never get my plans while i'm sleeping. (whispering) because i'm never sleeping. vo: boom beach. download for free. clementine never feared for her personal safety. until taco bell introduced $1 crunchwrap sliders. four delicious flavors, for just a buck each. then clementine began to worry. luckily under her

i need you to go to mexifornia and bring me the guys running that tunnel. what if it's a lady? even if it's a lady. what if it's a puppy? if it's a puppy, you can keep it. yay! puppy, puppy! don't get your hopes up. if it's a dog, it's almost certainly a grown dog. mmm, this turkey is natural? yeah. it's too good to be true. not again. real estate never goes down. fact. we'll have the baby, and i'll have my band, right. don't worry about it honey. all of our family photos (banging sound) on the hard drive. it's called a timeshare. we don't own it, we share it. let's do it. oh yeah. that is good. - mm-hmm. finally, something that's not too good to be true. it's oscar mayer natural turkey breast, and it tastes great. i hope no one looks at my plans while i'm sleeping. you'll never get my plans while i'm sleeping. (whispering) because i'm never sleeping. vo: boom beach. download for free. clementine never feared for her personal safety. until taco bell introduced $1 crunchwrap sliders. four delicious flavors, for just a buck each. then clementine began to worry. (farts) well, that

barracuda, as your accountant, i must inform you that a new smuggling tunnel in mexifornia is cutting into your revenues. what? i will not stand for this. where is my beheadsman? (heavy footsteps approaching) hi, boss! and bring me the guys running that tunnel. what if it's a lady? even if it's a lady. what if it's a puppy? if it's a puppy, you can keep it. yay! puppy, puppy! don't get your hopes up. if it's a dog, it's almost certainly a grown dog. mmm, this turkey is natural? yeah. it's too good to be true. not again. real estate never goes down. fact. we'll have the baby, and i'll have my band, and it'll just work. right. don't worry about it honey. all of our family photos are right here (banging sound) on the hard drive. it's called a timeshare. we don't own it, we share it. let's do it. oh yeah. that is good. - mm-hmm. finally, something that's not too good to be true. it's oscar mayer natural turkey breast, and it tastes great. i hope no one looks at my plans while i'm sleeping. you'll never get my plans while i'm sleeping. (whispering) because i'm never sleeping. download for

i need you to go to mexifornia and bring me the guys running that tunnel. what if it's a lady? even if it's a lady. what if it's a puppy? if it's a puppy, you can keep it. yay! puppy, puppy! don't get your hopes up. if it's a dog, it's almost certainly a grown dog. mmm, this turkey is natural? yeah. it's too good to be true. not again. real estate never goes down. fact. we'll have the baby, and i'll have my band, and it'll just work. right. don't worry about it honey. all of our family photos on the hard drive. it's called a timeshare. we don't own it, we share it. let's do it. oh yeah. that is good. - mm-hmm. finally, something that's not too good to be true. it's oscar mayer natural turkey breast, and it tastes great. i hope no one looks at my plans while i'm sleeping. you'll never get my plans while i'm sleeping. because i'm never sleeping. vo: boom beach. download for free. clementine never feared for her personal safety. until taco bell introduced $1 crunchwrap sliders. four delicious flavors, for just a buck each. then clementine began to worry. luckily under her own body

capitulo de esta noche fue sobre una ley antimigratoria aprobada en el pueblo que ellos llaman mexiforniarias, un aÑo en donde se elige al prÓximo un niqo se come una sandia s. entera en un estadio y sus imagenes se se vuelven virales en las redes sociales, pero todo fue crest presenta nunca sabes cuándo te tocará brillar. no le confíes tu sonrisa a cualquier pasta de dientes. la mejorada crest 3d white brilliance... ... elimina 5 veces más manchas... ... que la caja roja. prueba la colección completa y deslumbra con tu sonrisa. la fruta mientras se desarrollaba un juego de cricket. el chico se volvio una estrella en intrnet por este acto. con imagenes del menor como estas-- la television australiana lo esta horagracias por acompaqarnos. nos vemos con mas noticias a las once y media en su noticiero univision, edicion nocturna.. un ter ♪ ♪ >>al despertar! >> que tal buenos dÍas hoy es lunes 4 de enero de 2016! >> buenos dÍas que tal, este es nuestro primer programa del aÑo! le saludamos con agradecimiento por estar pendiente durante nuestra ausencia, sales pueden avisar a su familia y amig

capitulo de esta noche fue sobre una ley antimigratoria aprobada en el pueblo que ellos llaman mexifornialige al prÓximo un niqo se come una sandia s. entera en un estadio y sus imagenes se se vuelven virales en las redes sociales, pero todo fue la fruta mientras se desarrollaba un juego de cricket. el chico se volvio una estrella en intrnet por este acto. con imagenes del menor como estas-- la television australiana lo esta horagracias por acompaqarnos. nos vemos con mas noticias a las once y media en su noticiero univision, edicion nocturna.. un terremoto ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> esto es repÚblica de la noche con ustedes juliÁn gil, licey casinelli y el conde k.

juan: la historia que transcurre en mexifornia, un pequeÑo poblado de la frontera.en este paÍs, un reconocido caricaturista mÉxico, estadounidense es uno de los tres escritores que participan en este proyecto. entre ellos cinco latinos. en medio de muchos colores y una alta dosis dosis de creatividad se recrean dos familias tÍpicas una estadounidenses y otras de inmigrantes cuyas casas vecinas. muchas mÁs que un simple programa de televisiÓn es una apuesta mÁs a quien mientras se divierte la sociedad se burla de lo que creen son sus problemas y que desde los cÓmics aprenda a entenderlos y porque no, superarlo. satcha: interesante como vamos a ver si tiene Éxito esta nueva propuesta. continuamos con mÁs en despierta amÉrica. pasÓ contigo johnny, y ayuda para todos ustedes en sus hogares. ♪ ♪ johnny: muchas gracias, sabes que esta es nuestra misiÓn a quien despierta amÉrica. nos acompaÑa el doctor juan rivera. en despierta amÉrica, tu doctor te responde. vamos con la primera pregunta. >> doctor, Últimamente me siento muy deprimida, no se si serÁ por las fiestas o por