seth meyers ran for class president, lost.hter ] is this the same seth meyers who ate lunch with the chorus teacher every day or the seth meyers who said he was bringing cindy crawford to prom but just brought his mom in a brown wig? the answer is both. [ laughter ] there's some awards i won. second best looking meyers brother, there were two of us. least dressed and least likely to host a late night talk show. shows what they do, because i do host a late night talk show. not only that, it is on very, very late. [ laughter ] let's see what happens is we venture a little bit deeper into deep google. here we go, page 34. rank your favorite "new years eve" cast members. oh, that's great. i don't know if many of you know this, but i had small role in the film "new years eve." you can catch it every year on deep cable. [ laughter ] let's take a look. i should be fairly high up there. i did have the titular line in the film which went -- and i hope i can summon the same gravitas. here goes. "dude! [ laughter ] it's new years eve!" a

seth meyers? nope. is it tommy? [ applause ] >> yeah! yeah! i'm the new seth meyers.art. >> i was voted worst chant starter. >> seth: oh, wow. and you never got bullied? that's amazing. >> yeah. >> seth: "silicon valley" airs sunday nights at 10:00 on hbo. thomas middleditch, everybody! we'll be right back with music from fitz and the tantrums. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ mommwanna see what's in it? ou. yeah! (gasps) you put it in here? yeah. and then you wanna take this... are you making them for the easter bunny? no, you. ahhhhh. this easter... ...bring a tradition... ...out of its shell. (cheers) has every amenity. booooriiiing!!!! ah, ah, ah. hit it, guys! ♪ ♪ it's got a bin for your chickens ♪ ♪ a computer from the future ♪ ♪ and some giant freaky room for eight ♪ ooh, yeah! ♪ but it ain't got no room for boring ♪ i'm spacing out on all this space, too! ♪ no, we ain't got no room for boring ♪ ♪ for boring, we ain't got no room ♪ [ male announcer ] the all-new highlander. toyota. let's go places! what? you didn't really like them before... i didn't. how about now? n

seth meyers? nope. is it tommy? [ applause ] >> yeah! yeah! i'm the new seth meyers.chant starter. >> seth: oh, wow. and you never got bullied? that's amazing. >> yeah. >> seth: "silicon valley" airs sunday nights at 10:00 on hbo. thomas middleditch, everybody! we'll be right back with music from fitz and the tantrums. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ in a world filled with fads... what did you get? no clue, but it's jacked with protein. wow it's nice to get back to basics. new p3 portable protein pack. it's 13 grams of serious protein, without taking itself too seriously. ♪ killing weeds where they grow ♪ ♪ a barrier forms so weeds can't appear ♪ ♪ serious weed prevention up to a year ♪ ♪ new roundup max control 365 ♪ with no more weeds, it's your year ♪ ♪ new roundup max control 365 scrubbing bubbles, we have toilet duty at the local fire station! 20 guys use this toilet. let's bubble! our toilet gel works with every flush! monday shift? clean! sunday shift? still clean! nice job, guys! we work hard so you don't have to! you didn't really like them before... i didn't. how

the show seth meyers sold out.ge kids used to gather around their tvs and be like, dudes, dudettes, pass me a cold one. i know we have a huge psychology examination tomorrow, but, no matter. seth meyers is on. >> seth: yeah. i don't think that's how college kids talk. >> i wouldn't know, man. i didn't go to college! [ laughter ] but, seriously, what happened, dude? your show feels so tame now. it feels like it's written for little girls in pink bonnets who lost their sheep. >> seth: little bo-peep? >> yes, seth. the shepherd girl. see this shirt, seth? do you see this shirt? i got this when the show first came on the air. passion -- passion! >> seth: how did it get so gross so fast? >> how did your show get so safe so fast, man? >> this show is not as funny as it used to be. >> seth: ah man, you, too? >> yes. since that gentleman started talking, the entire show has gone way downhill. >> um, my name is greg. >> okay. anyway, i prefer the simpler version of "late night with seth meyers" when there wasn't all this, m

i have seth meyers come out wearing joe paterno glasses.ay. >> seth: no, i don't think. because you followed it up immediately. you predicted correctly, because, much like our audience, you wrote -- then if the audience starts booing, it sets off a sensor that releases a bunch of tomatoes from the ceiling that ruins everybody's outfits. >> yeah. well, i actually -- it's funny you bring that up, because i'm thinking for this show, you want to get a viral video. hot viral videos. nobody watches shows, they watch it the next day on youtube. so, i was thinking, you should have things that you don't know, accidental things on show. the writers should be taking care of this. but, you know, i'll be glad to. [ laughter ] you could have like -- you know how baby videos are hot? >> seth: yeah. >> you get real -- the babies from those videos, and you interview them. [ laughter ] >> seth: right. >> same with cats. you know, bring a cat out. talk to the owner, obviously. can't talk to a cat. >> seth: you can't talk about a baby either. hold on. how come

is that something i'm ever going to see at a danny meyer place? >> i don't think so. about trying to add value rather than trying to give you a discount. and i understand that there's lots of restaurants that bid for your business by giving you the same for less. we want to give you more every time. >> one of the reasons why i wanted to get to that point is that you developed an index of companies that you said give you more for less. treat you hospitably. it's been remarkable. >> here's the hallmark of all of the restaurants, they are companies that are led by a culture. they're companies that want to make more money than any other company, but they do that not by putting the interests of their shareholders first, but by putting the interest first of the people who work there, then the people who do business there, then the communities in which they do business and then their suppliers. and they realize that virtvirtu creates a profitable model. >> you say the employee first, the person who works with you first. >> absolutely. we're in a day in age where human beings

meyers walks around with cheetos.yers. >> seth: i show up ahead of time and i bring my cheetos to the back. >> okay. oh! >> seth: and then when the waiter comes over, i lean and i say, "at some point i'm going to order cheetos." [ laughter ] >> did you do that on the first date with your wife? >> seth: i did. yes. i said, like, "i'm going get us some cheetos." and she was like, "there are no cheetos in restaurants." [ laughter ] thank you. >> oh, my god. i love this man. >> seth: and then i go, "wait. you don't shake hands." >> you do shake hands for a living. you actually do shake hands for a living. >> seth: because that is how i met my wife. [ laughter ] >> so it is useful. i wasn't exploiting my child. >> seth: you're right. >> case closed. >> seth: you know what? >> kink, kink, kink, kink. >> seth: you're right. you know what? wait. we're good. [ laughter and applause ] matt walsh, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] "veep" airs sunday nights on hbo. we'll be right back more "late night." ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

he is running for the seat of democrat edward meyer who was going to retire. >> this video and just into kron4 of the forest fire that is born in new jersey. so far, the fire has burned about two square miles. people in new york city, 90 mi. away can smell the smoke. crusaded they had about 50% of this fire contained. >> it just a few minutes ago, the u.s. supreme court turned down the appeal of a new mexico photographer who objects to taking pictures of same sex weddings. the justices let a supreme court

. >>> on late night with seth meyers, john mccain talked about his decision to come on "saturday night live" three days before the 2008 election. he says it was a chance to reach young people. >> the hardest thing i think for

meyers. it's the funny police.jail because this sounds hilarious. >> seth: okay, great. [ laughter ] well, thank you in advance for this enthusiasm. let's get started. here's a drunk tank from matthew mcconaughey. hey, steve, what's up, man? congrats on the show. i think it's da right, ma right, tra right. [ laughter ] >> oh, my god! are you freaking serious? that's like the best joke i've ever heard. because that guy matthew -- matthew mccongo. matthew mccongo always goes, "all right, all right, all right." but he's drunk and he messed it up and you spoofed it! you're the best. >> seth: oh, thank you very much. all right, dale. moving on. here's a drunk text i got from kanye west last night. hey, seth, i know it's late, but are you thinking about me right now, too? [ laughter and applause ] >> yeah! yeah, capital "b" brilliant observation on mr. kanye west. slamma jamma, we got it! >> seth: all right. there you go. [ laughter ] what was that? what was that, dale? >> got to smooch the ring when you're with the king

stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night.ope to see you tomorrow. buh-bye! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- jeremy piven, from espn radio, mike greenberg and mike golic, music from new politics. featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ eers and applause ] ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: good evening! how is everybody? i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." is everybody good? well, i have more good news. i have more good news right off the bat. today is national beer day. [ cheers and applause ] give it up for national beer day. which means, as a reminder -- which means tomorrow is national advil and gatorade day. [ laughter ] mark it on your calendars. are there any "game of thrones" fans here? [ cheers and applause ] well, last night, the hbo go streaming service crashed. it crashed during the premiere of "game of thrones", leaving people with only a million ways to se

bristol meyers squib. if the tax issue is part of the sncenario for this and also the ceo is 69 years old. >> we have seen a growth type of deal for new products. a strategy type of deal like glaxo and a synergy type deal like valeant and aller gin. i think bristol meyers is the biggest of my three picks. it's an $80 billion company and more of a cost savings deal. bristol meyers operating margins are half of what we see others in the industry make. i think a company could come in and drive earnings growth through synergy opportunities. >> let's talk about milan. metta has rejected it. you see this company as a target. >> milan is a bit more swallowable than bristol. about a $19 billion market cap and it is looking to buy. by milan has had a lot of experience with activist investors in its history, icahn, paulson right now. and milan could offer diversification strategy from a global company that wants to come into the generics market. i know milan said they want to buy, but i think they also put themselve

julie meyer is the founder and ceo of ariadne capital.ning. some people making comparisons with the year 2000. we have seen that comment on it, goldman has put out a note saying the differences are more significant than the similarities. where are we? toi think it is not apt compare the two. what has happened is that the theyorm companies, are out there. we are not going to be creating any more google, facebook. the opportunity is whether the ,xisting businesses like tesco barclays, are they going to become platform companies. investors are looking at the stuff enabling them. matrixesrested in providing storage to broadcasting. a company that is a video .latform that reaches out the digital enablers. the digital disruptors like netflix, they have won or lost. they are either there or dead. there are tens of thousands of high-growth digital enablers in tech, that, health is the space to invest in. we are not going to be creating any more big facebook, amazon, apple, and googles. that matured by the year 2000. >> sometimes we are getting it

[ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. hope to see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- edie falco. marlon wayans. comedian nikki glaser. featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? are we well? everyone well? i'm going to start off tonight with some good news. this is good news for hillary clinton supporters. a super pac, a super pac urging hillary clinton to run for president says it raised $1.7 million in the first three months of the year. said president obama, i'll kick in another million if she is willing to start early. [ laughter ] he'd love -- he'd love to move on to other things. interesting science news, scientists have discovered the world's oldest cardiovascular system within a 520 million-ye

. >> host: who's dakota meyer? >> guest: dakota meyer is a wonderful example -- the reason i'm smiling is i think he's a great example of young americans today. dakota meyer came from the farm lambeds of kentucky, graduate -- farmlands of kentucky. aggravated assaulted from high school, came into the marine corps. he's a big kid -- i shouldn't use the word kid, but he's only 24, 25 now. and he was in a battle where some of the other marines who were advisers were trapped. dakota was off the field of battle, and he rushed onto that field of battle to try to save his other comrades and refused to be defeated. and he fought for six hours with just a small group, three or four of them, against 30 or 40 of the taliban who had come over from pakistan. and he showed remarkable bravery and was awarded the medal of honor, but he didn't want it. the interesting thing about dakota is that after he received it, he felt he had been a failure because his four friends had been killed. and to this day, i hope he's got been over it

i'm seth meyers. remember, nbc asked us to hang out?ighing ] [ laughter ] >> all right, let's go. let's go, funny boy. [ laughter ] ♪ so, this is, uh -- this is where you tape your prank show and put skits on youtube. >> seth: well, no. this is the -- set for my new talk show. >> it looks like you decided not to wear your bozo makeup, clown man. [ laughter ] i'm going to address the camera now. ♪ good evening. i'm lester holt, nbc news. [ laughter ] i don't appreciate jokes, goofs or spoofs. friendship is about respect, and you cannot respect a clown. thank you. [ laughter ] >> seth: for real? [ laughter ] ♪ so do you watch any shows or anything? are you excited about the next season of "mad men"? >> well, seth, what excites me is the news. breaking the news, reporting the news, being a mouthpiece of truth in a storm of madness and injustice. >> seth: cool. that's -- that's really awesome, man. >> what excites you? >> seth: um -- the same stuff? [ laughter ] >> liar. ♪ [ light laughter ] >> seth: so, uh -- what are you working on? >> we

stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- senator john mccain. billy eichner. music from jas

demerath has one combination, meyers has the other.one of many layers of safeguards built into the system. >> demerath: even though we trust each other, we don't trust each other. >> stahl: aha. we thought the work would be tedious, just waiting for something that'll probably never happen to happen. but from nearly the moment we asked the question... is this just boring beyond belief? >> demerath: it is never boring because we have so many actions we do every day. ( alarm beeping ) >> stahl: alarms started beeping and the phones kept ringing. >> demerath: ma'am, i need to ask all of you to remove all yourselves from the capsule at this point. >> stahl: so, is there anything wrong? >> demerath: nothing wrong at this point. >> stahl: we were politely asked to leave at least eight times, so they could decode messages or deal with other classified information. okay, i'm back. the officers may be young... >> demerath: if you can imagine that as being your computer... >> stahl: ...but the equipment is ancient. this, for example, is one of th

stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great weekend. hope to see you next week. kiss! come on! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> fred: from 30 rockerfeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- martha stewart, l'il jon, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers a applause ] ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: welcome, everyone. welcome. thank you very much. good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? are we good? [ cheers and applause ] beautiful. in that case, let's get to the news. you guys like pope francis? any pope francis fans out there? [ cheers and applause ] great. well, that's not surprising. your reaction is not surprising because a new poll shows that american catholics have become more excited about their faith thanks to pope francis, who has a favorability rating of 85%. [ cheers ] and to give you an idea of just how impressive that is, jesus is only at 81%. [ laughter ] so that's pretty good.

and sure enough the kid next to me is like, "are you seth meyers?"r ] i was like, "yeah, i am." he's like, "what are you doing here?" i was like, "i wish i knew, buddy." so, i get in the car. and again, you are just really tense. because you like instinctively know how to drive. but, even when you're driving you're like, i hope i'm doing this right. and we just had to drive around like the town once. and at one point i was like, okay, i'm doing really good. like i nailed parallel parking which when i was a kid was the hardest part. so, i got like parallel parking cocky. at one point i looked at the instructor and was like, i'm kind of nailing it, right? she said, you were nailing it you just rolled through a stop sign. anyway, end of the day, it all worked out i passed my test, barely. but, i got a license. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. so, anyway, i'm driving this week with my wife and all of the sudden we get pulled over. i'm like, oh, my god. we got pulled over. and she's like, what happened? i'm like, i don't know. i wasn't speedi

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everyone doing tonight?and applause ] pretty well? that's great. let's get started. pope francis, this is true. pope francis, today, tweeted to his 4 million twitter followers, "inequality is the root of social evil." so it looks like -- he's giving us his season tickets to the clippers. [ laughter and applause ] and no one -- no one is happier -- than the person who has season tickets right behind him -- [ laughter ] --because it is a terrible sight line when he wears that giant hat. big celebrity news. "people" and "us weekly" are reporting that george clooney is engaged to a 36-year-old human rights lawyer in the u.k. so be nice to carol in accounting today. she's taking this really hard. [ laughter and applause ] the only accounting she is doing today -- is 1 plus 0 -- equals carol. [ laughter ] [ audience aws ] go easy on her. she's taking it really hard. this is great news. jay z and beyonce have announced that they will tour the country together this summer. and if i know anything about marriage, it w

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight?and applause ] that's great. unfortunately, i feel bad that i have to start us off tonight with a little bit of sad news. i'm afraid the kremlin announced yesterday that vladimir putin and his wife have officially divorced. [ audience awws ] yeah. over their 30-year marriage, the couple shared two daughters, several homes, and one laugh. [ laughter ] this is a little bit of history. queen elizabeth met with pope francis today at the vatican for the first time. they'd never met before. they met for the first time. no word on what they talked about, but i'm going to guess hats. [ laughter ] maybe a little on wave technique. lot of waving. they both do a lot of waving. [ english accent ] "i like it like this." i don't know even which one of them that was supposed to be, that accent. [ laughter ] it was either an old italian man or an old british woman. this is very interesting to me. a global sex survey found that 86% of left-handed people -- any left-handed people here? any lefties aroun

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight?s and applause ] are you well? thank you so much for being here. let's open tonight with some happy news. you guys like happy news? [ cheers and applause ] we're going to have some happy news to start us off tonight. chelsea clinton has announced that she is pregnant with her first child. [ cheers and applause ] great news. the baby is expected to crawl after 9 months and run in 2055. [ laughter ] [ applause ] that's expected. that's just what's expected. yesterday as i'm sure you know, was 4/20. april 20, 4/20. [ cheers ] and this weekend, over 37,000 people went to denver to participate in the fourth annual cannabis cup. [ light laughter ] and they all made memories that would last a few minutes. [ laughter ] [ applause ] for the next few minutes. the boston marathon was held today. [ cheers and applause ] this is a very sweet sorry. shortly after completing the marathon, a runner proposed to his girlfriend. he proposed to his girlfriend at the finish line. [ audience aws ] and then

i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight?s and applause ] in that case, let's get to the news. [ laughter ] i don't know if you guys have heard, but today, today is employee appreciation day. so personally, i'm going to wait and see how the monologue goes. [ laughter ] some international news. the pentagon has confirmed that russia has begun large-scale air defense drills. just in case they're attacked by ukraine's helicopter. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] this weekend -- this weekend we turn our clocks forward for an hour. so remember, if you have any clocks, why? [ laughter ] why do you have a clock? [ laughter ] no surprise here, but a new study has named los angeles the worst american city for gridlock. [ light laughter ] while portland remainshe best american city for dreadlock. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] are you okay with me making a portland joke? that was okay? [ light laughter ] because i know you can get very sensitive. >> fred: i do. but i approved of that one. >> seth: okay, great. [ laughter ] a

i'm seth meyers. this thing we're doing here is "late night." how is everybody tonight?e well? [ cheers and applause ] is everybody well? aw that's too bad because i have to start this off with a little sad news. i apologize, but the kremlin announced today that vladimir putin and his wife have officially divorced. [ audience aws ] she'll get the house and the car and he'll get crimea, ukraine -- [ laughter ] -- belarus, pakistan, he'll get all of the other places. [ applause ] that's right, vladimir putin's divorce became final today. so ladies, he's officially single. run! [ laughter ] run! he took crimea, why don't you think he would take you? [ laughter ] t-mobile announced this morning -- [ laughter ] i could just go from terrifying to interesting telecom news. t-mobile announced this morning that it will no longer sell blackberry phones after april 25th, 2014. [ laughter ] the announcement came as a shock to blackberry owners who said, it's 2014? [ laughter and applause ] when did this -- my blackberry says it's 2009. [ laughter ] bad news for beyonce. very rare to

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? are we well?s and applause ] all right, good. let's get to the news. [ cheers and applause ] sarah palin is back. sarah palin offered some advice to president obama regarding vladimir putin. saying the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke. [ light laughter ] and the most shocking part of that statement is that she considers president obama a good guy. [ light laughter ] which is progress, i guess. barbie, the world's most famous doll turned 55 on sunday. [ cheers ] 55. if you ask me, that's a little too old to be waking up naked on the stairs every morning. [ laughter ] get your life together, barbie. [ applause ] this story just made me sad. tmz is reporting that a johnny carson sex tape -- [ audience gasps ] -- is being shopped to private collectors in los angeles. and you can stop calling yourself a private collector, joan rivers. [ laughter ] we know it's you. [ applause ] and also, in case you were wondering, the ed mcmahon sex tape remains bidless on ebay. [

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kraft is recalling 96,000 pounds of oscar meyer hot dogs. packages of the classic wiener may include the company's cheese doggings. the products are being pulled because the labels are incorrect and may not reflect the actual ingredients. a consumer notified the company on friday and the company notified the usda the following day. >>> an oakland man is being called a hero after rescuing two children from the water yesterday afternoon. it happened at marina mark. jose tamaya jumped into the water, grabbed her and spotted another arm nailing further out. he went -- flailing further out so he went in a second time and found a boy floating face down. he brought the unconscious boy to shore and was able to revive him by the time paramedics arrived. >> luckily the good samaritan was there and did his job. we did our job and delivered him breathing to the emergency room. >> the boy was taken to children's hospital in oakland where at last check he was in critical condition. police say he was with an older brother on shore before going into the wat

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight?s and applause ] that is great. well, let's get started. i don't know if you guys heard about this, but the secret service arrested a man today. they arrested a man today after he tried to scale a fence at the white house. they reportedly said to the man, "sorry, but you still have two more years, mr. president." [ laughter ] you have to stay. you can't just leave. [ cheers and applause ] over the fence, of all things. are there any baseball fans here? [ cheers ] all right. well, today was opening day for major league baseball. which means -- that means, we're only 17 months away from the world series. [ laughter ] it's right around the corner. speaking of baseball, the tampa bay rays introduced a new concession called "fan versus food" burger. which is a four-pound burger served with a pound of french fries and two tickets to a few future game if you finish the whole thing. though, if you finish the whole thing, you're probably not a guy who thinks too much about the future. [ laughte

will they buy bristol meyers? it really shook the trees in the deal with novartis. everybody is focusing on what they are good at. to get back to the $13 billion potential bid, it makes sense. i think they are they struggled if you look at their share price the last three or four years. to maintain -- the multitask company in the world. i think when you think of the quality, the share price has -- it is a really positive move. >> you wonder what the french government would say if approached. they bailed out 10 years ago. >> the trouble with the french is they have too many fingers in too many of their big companies. hey really need part of the -- dinee the holland dynasty. they got out of credit agricole. they need to learn what free enterprise really means. i think it would help. >> question on manchester united. got to throw one in. is there any excuse -- is the financial model creek? >> two years ago, 700 million pounds in debt. billion dollar i.p.o. still about 90%. debt down to 380 million. that is still astr

. >> why seth meyers and not jimmy fallan. >> seth meyers is a new kind of late night host.his is not jimmy fallan who is my favorite, but seth meyers brings a different kind for cerebral approach to late night comedy, and we have to take note of that. >> now the biggest sports stars, big soccer star and serena williams from tennis. the others are a little more obscure, and certainly none of the big american big sports stars, lebron james and payton mapeytonmannings , why? >> lebron james had a good year, and typically does have a good year as well as the both mannings. as an internationalist , 45 comes from outside of the united states. we did have to take note of christiano ronaldo. and that was difficult for me as i'm a barcelona fan, but it's hard to argue that he has had an amazing year. >> even if you have to root against him every time he plays. >> every chance i get. >> thank you very much. >> the show may be over but the show continues on our website www.aljazeera.com/consider this or on our facebook or google plus pages and on twitter. we'll see you next time. --we

jakes joyce meyer creflo dollar frederick price. really everywhere there is a megachurch and a local celebrity you will find a prosperity preacher but the term is controversial. that was kind of the burden of writing this book. how do you bring people and that naturally resist that kind of label? hosted at some of the ministers participate in your book? >> guest: they did. they manage to visit a quarter of all of what i identified as prosperity megachurches, interviewed someone representing the ministry from almost every major ministry. i went to every major conference. i was the annoying person pressed up against the glass at every conference hoping to catch a glimpse of what was going on. >> host: what did you hear? what kind of message are these churches preaching? >> guest: i think what surprised me the most was it wasn't so much about money. i thought money was its most surprising claim. surely the gospel is about money but what i found is people didn't talk about money barely as much as i expected them to. they expect that the

jakes and joyce meyer. this interview was recorded at the washington duke and in durham, north carolina. it is part of the tvs college series. >> "blessed" is the name of the book. "blessed: a history of the american prosperity gospel." duke university professor of religion, kate bowler is the author. professor bowler, what is the prosperity gospel? >> it developed a special vocabulary for how exactly faith reaches out and brings back material things. >> host: what is pentecostal? >> guest: pentecostalism is a movement that sprang up in the early 20th century, kind of rough-and-tumble. openness and spiritual guests on the power of god spoken through glossolalia. it's really a science and wonder that god is around the corner. the prosperity gospel books for different things. poster when you say things, this dirty cost both meanwhile if you follow this way? >> guest: pentecostals are material, too. he was one of the most profoundly american things you can say. so the prosperity gospel took that to say so the

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight?ers and applause ] that's wonderful. that's so wonderful -- now, you know, of course, today is april fool's day. it's that special day once a year when everyone in our audience gets a brand new car. [ cheers and applause ] so happy april fool's. today was the last day to sign up for obamacare. and yesterday californians trying to sign up by phone, were accidentally redirected to a phone sex hot line. [ cheers ] [ laughter ] and when the hot line asked what their fantasy was, callers responded, "i'd like to keep my current coverage." [ laughter and applause ] it's not a giant fantasy, but it's a fantasy of mine. some controversy here. a group of students in washington, d.c. walked out during speech by former vice president dick cheney, saying they didn't want to listen to a war criminal. even more amazing, that's how he asked to be introduced. [ laughter and applause ] how do you want to go out? "grr." you want us to say this? "grr." [ light laughter ] this is nutty. the official presid

i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how's everyone doing tonight?ers and applause ] did everyone have a good st. patrick's day? [ cheers and applause ] well, if the sound of that cheering made you want to kill yourself, then answer is yes. [ laughter ] well, the situation in the ukraine -- i don't know if you have been following the situation in the ukraine, but the situation in ukraine continues to develop. vladimir putin signed a treaty this morning that formally absorbs crimea into the russian federation. so if you felt bad because you didn't know where crimea was, don't worry, it's gone. [ laughter ] it's not there anymore. it's gone. [ cheers and applause ] things are heating up, though. vice president biden said today that the u.s. is considering sending troops to the baltic states bordering russia. according to biden, the baltic states are the territories located just past boardwalk and park place. [ laughter ] they're very important. you don't think they're important, but if you have all three of them, they're very important. then it's house

thank you very much, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everyone doing?and applause ] great. so, let's all settle down then. and let me begin by saying happy st. patrick's day. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. today is st. patrick's day, when we commemorate the time st. patrick drove all the alcoholics out of new jersey and into manhattan. [ cheers and applause ] it was an historic day. moving cross coast. here's some l.a. news. this morning, los angeles was hit with a 4.4 magnitude earthquake. and as of five minutes ago, steven seagal was still jiggling. [ laughter ] to give you a sense of what a 4.4 magnitude earthquake would do. do you guys like gossip? do you guys like hot gossip? [ cheers ] well, here's a little gossip. a rumor is circulating that drake and rihanna are dating. the two apparently met last week while they were out shopping for last names. [ laughter and applause ] they're at the last name store. i'm looking for something in a "d," maybe a "d" last name. daniels. drake daniels. this story is the best. last friday, a california woma

let's go to matt. >> boo-yah from fort meyers. >> fort meyers, south florida and we're stuck in cold, how can i help? >> all right. looking at dexcom, man. when is that going back to $50? >> everyone doubted me when i said i liked st. jude's. everyone doubt mead when i said i liked boston scientific and now they doubted me on the incredible edwards life science and i'm saying dexcom is okay. rich in virginia. rich? >> hi, jim. love your show. love your book? thank you, han. thank you. >> delta air lines. is now a good time to get into it? >> i love that the stock clie declined 18%. i think oil can peak and if it does, it can go forward. >> i need brian in california. >> jim, boo-yah to you. >> right back at you. >> i wondered what your thoughts are on colony financial. >> colony financial is one of these companies that does a lot of stuff that i don't necessarily am privy to what they own, but i will tell you this, it's run by tom barrack and tom barrack has money and i'm going to recommend the stock. let's go to brian in nevada. brian? >> hi, jim. how are you doing? >> i'm doing pret

we are going to go to henry meyer. contact over the weekend. casualties over the weekend.does it look like monday morning on the ground in eastern ukraine? very intense. there was violence over the weekend. the first bloodshed in eastern ukraine since the crisis began. the official death toll was 1, but details are coming in that servicemengher, two and two civilians. has given avernment deadline, which is expired for protesters to abandon buildings and the situation is very explosive. >> what are the russians saying? withoutrces are insignia, but they are armed with significant -- sophisticated weapons. the russians say give us the proof. you cannot show us any evidence that shows these are russians. ukraine are convinced that russian special services are involved. concern is that putin, while avoiding a full-scale invasion of eastern ukraine is going to be using these thishanded tactics to get part of the country to split off from the rest of ukraine. what prospects are there for talks later in geneva? >> they do not look good. the atmosphere was already pretty bad. this

that happens to be corporal meyer. i went in to shake hands with him and all the sudden there was a rifle shot, they shoot at you from different positions and he was out the door immediately in this shooting and i looked at him and thought he was sent on sentry duty, what is he doing? what is up with you? he was just very angry about what had happened and i thought maybe people should know about that so i talked to some of the generals and said you know what happened out here? they began to investigate it and said certain things a gone right and other things had gone wrong, we hadn't given those troops the support they deserved but more than that i wanted to write the book to explain to the american people the kinds of young men we have out there. >> host: in this book you right i am the gun, i am the sniper, shooting his technique, no emotion. sometimes you do think about it, that tiny figure in the distance is a human being, may be a great guy or may be one of those animals who will be his sister to death for having

. >>> check your refrigerator for oscar meyer.el says the dogs are classic weaners but they are classic cheese dogs and the labels do not show the hot dogs contain cheese. that could cause serious problems for people who do not tolerate dairy products. they are being recalled. anyone who has the june 16th best by date should return them to the store for a replacement. >>> if you think your are spending more on gas lately, you are right. gas prices has jumped a penny a day. we are paying about 23 cents a gallon more. >>> time is 6:51. a man hunt is under way after a san francisco police officer was dragged down the street by a car. how this all enfolded and what that police officer did right after that scary incident. >> also >>> welcome back. time is 6:54. in florida a real earser sunday -- easter sunday surprise. 200 people were packed in a fort meyers church last night for a holiday concert when a car smashed through a wall and went right into the church sanctuary. at least 20 people were hurt. many of the victims were trapped b

marissa meyers didn't sound like it's going to be three or four years.n this business, three or four years is a lifetime. i mean, so for me, there's plenty of other places to be other than yahoo after alibaba. >> i like yahoo. she's a little hoarse though. >> naturally hoarse -- that's her normal -- >> but a losenge would have helped. >> by the way single's day is -- nice bounce today. traders predicting more volatility ahead. mike, what did you see? >> the options world, we traded about 25% more than our daily volume. b ibb, a lot of two way flow. xoma corp traded about 6.5 its average and while a lot of people are making directional bets, this was the one where they were actually selling premium and selling the gm 1562.50 straddle. take a look at the price. $30. that means the down side break on a trade like this would be over $32. and the upside break even would be $92. i think options traders should pay attention. it's easy to go out and try to buy options for leverage. when the premiums get this high, sometimes you want to be a seller. >> the trade

kraft recalled 96,000 pounds of oscar meyer winners.y have cheese in the. it actually sounds kind of good. meanwhile, general motors is reportedly delaine yet another recall even though it knew the cars may not be safe. gm focus on profits coming back to bite them? >> i can tell you, the old line that it takes lauren simonetti -- decades turn a good reputation and one minute to lose it, that's what is happening. the earnings reputation that they don't care too much about safety is putting profits in front of it. this is going to come back. remember, people have choices. the other part of the equation, all the money being spent on advertising is just a big waste right now. when you open the paper front page. i. tom: march was a good month for general motors. it did just fine. >> in terms of the public trust, no. this is a company bit -- and to gary's point, that's what matters. this is a company, keep in mind, and already a lot of americans are suspicious about. general motors, many still call it government motors, a company that should

. >> meyer como alguien habÍa ha hecho daÑo en mÍ.salvaciÓn. pero dijo que el verdadero poder de la federaciÓn, viene del interior de cada ser humano. >> te rogamos, padre celestial. >> a Él no le queda mÁs remedio que seguir tratando a los espÍritus malvados. >> bueno, a pesar de su fama, mucha gente afirma que el supuesto exorcista es un estafador que tima a los ignorantes que acuden a Él. pero parece tan magnÍficas relaciones con la iglesia catÓlica. de hecho, son sus sacerdotes quienes bendicen el agua. zsññññññññña en un pueblo de oaxaca, en mexico, las ♪ >>> un pueblo de oaxaca las mujeres estaban tan hartas de los destrozos que cometÍan los borrachos que pasaron una ley que prohÍbe la venta y consumo de cualquier licor. >>> este es el mexcal, el nectar que solo los diosos podÍan beber, se extraen del agave. le toma 10 aÑos crecer, y luego necesita un laborioso proceso artesanal. que es capaz de adormecer los sentidos de un solo trago. pero el uso y abuso era un mal que habÍa que combatir. >>> las mujeres tom

. >> tons of oscar meyer weaners are being recalled. they are actually classic cheese dogs.d the labels do not show that the hot dogs contain cheese. that of course could cause problems for people who do not tolerate dairy products. the company that make cheerios, progressive soups doing an about face. general mills posted a notice on its website. saying visitors using the cite to down load coupons, enter sweep stakes or join the online -- instead they would agree to arbitration or informal negotiation. >>> captain america remains the biggest draw. it has sold more than $200 million worth of tickets. rio stayed in second. even is for real came -- heaven is for real came in third. >>> it's been 15 years believe it or not since the columbine school shootings. marking that tragic day and the lengths some people went to just to pay their respects. >> definitely new something was up. >> scary encounter in the wilderness. how two snow mobilers reacted when a moose came running at them. staand the speed readingsng incrare off the chart!appiness. paradise found! luscious locks! grea

. >> many are making jokes there are incentives for employers to meyer people with disabilities in theorkforce. >> helping companies hire employees with autism. he's working with sap as well as the state of delaware and others tech businesses in the united states. but he says he's also in talks with big pharmaceuticals, health companies and national banks to do the same. >> the goal is to enable 1 million jobs through partnerships and knowledge. >> however, people with autism have real challenges in the traditional work setting. they can extra sensitive to noise, bright lighting and normal stresses that come with a full-time career. taking these things into account means extra attention and training for autistic workers. >> training not only for the participates, but for managers and for team members and other employees. in the short term there will be additional expenses, time and energy spent to get this up and running. >> many businesses are also concerned about higher healthcare costs, workers comp and liability. but velasco says that they're aware of the additional costs but consi

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