seth meyers ran for class president, lost.y most, all. [ laughter ] is this the same seth meyers who ate lunch with the chorus teacher every day or the seth meyers who said he was bringing cindy crawford to prom but just brought his mom in a brown wig? the answer is both. [ laughter ] there's some awards i won. second best looking meyers brother, there were two of us. least dressed and least likely to host a late night talk show. shows what they know, because i do host a late night talk show. not only that, it is on very, very late. [ laughter ] let's see what happens is we venture a little bit deeper into deep google. [ thunder clap ] here we go, page 34. rank your favorite "new years eve" cast members. oh, that's great. i don't know if many of you know this, but i had small role in the film "new years eve." you can catch it every year on deep cable. [ laughter ] let's take a look. i should be fairly high up there. i did have the titular line in the film which went -- and i hope i can summon the same gravitas. here goes. "but

meyers was not me. >> correct. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> does somebody call you meyers, though,-- i was always the first name person. >> meyers -- >> seth: did you ever -- ? >> -- towel up. [ laughter ] shower. meyers, give me 50. >> seth: wait. you want me to towel up, then shower? >> i don't know what that -- i don't know what "towel up" means. [ laughter ] >> seth: i have to towel up, then shower. >> but i don't know what -- i don't know what toweling up is. >> seth: and then give you 50 soaking wet? >> is that like a man thing? what is -- >> seth: i'm reporting you to the authorities. [ laughter ] the order you just suggested those are very dodgy. >> and then give me 50. [ laughter ] >> seth: and you really didn't make it clear, like, 50 of what? >> no. exactly. [ laughter ] >> seth: this is -- you're doing like an old school variety special. >> yeah. >> seth: explain it to us. >> it's like what we grew up. like, you young folks have probably never experienced the joys of, like, corny but wonderful but like -- like grand, like feather boas and sparkles and people singing son

stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thanks for watching. have a great night.ope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- ellen page. lewis black. music from black label society. featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: good evening! [ cheers and applause ] i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everyone doing tonight? are we well? [ cheers ] thank you so much. well, let's get started. a toronto newspaper is reporting that rob ford is missing after he failed to show up to the chicago area rehab facility he was supposed to enter. surprising news, to people who are easily surprised. [ light laughter ] hillary clinton told audiences at a health conference yesterday that her guilty pleasure is chocolate. "yes, me, too," said bill clinton. "chocolate." [ laughter ] this is pretty cool. today is national tourist apprec

his eyes were wide open and staring just into nothing. >> and now deputy meyer notices something elset it has, they looked like they were clinched and he was concealing something. that's when i decided to take him to the ground to effect the arrest. you have a split second to decide how you were going to bring him down. i used a leg sweep effectively. he went to the ground. i had my knee on him. i was attempting to put the handcuff on, and in a split second like superman, he lifted up, and next thing i know i was up in the air with him. >> in a single movement the suspect gains his footing and lifts meyer off the ground. >> grabbed the officer, picked him up. to me it seemed like the guy was trying to slam his head on the floor. >> the security video shows officer meyer struggling to gain control. but the suspect seems to possess amazing strength. >> once he lifted me in the air he was determined to try to break away from me. my only concern was holding onto him and keeping him there until my partner arrived so we could take him into custody. >> it looks like deputy meyer is on his ow

it's -- seth meyers. this is -- this is "late night with seth meyers." >> oh, wow! oh! oh! what sweet children. y'all have a bad taste or good manners. now -- where are we? >> seth: where are we right now? so, this is studio 8g. >> oh! i live in 14 j. it is also a studio apartment. [ laughter ] only it's not this big. this is a size of studios back when i was young! there were less people in the world -- so apartments were much bigger. now, there's roughly a billiondy people. but remember, there's only one you. you are very special, seth michael. [ light laughter ] >> seth: meyers. >> michael meyers. [ laughter and applause ] do you -- do you know who else's name is michael meyers? >> seth: who? >> michael meyers! >> seth: that checks out. that totally checks out. >> what -- what kind of show is this? >> seth: oh, this is -- this is a comedy show. >> oh, it's a comedy show. >> seth: yeah, it is. >> i have a comedy joke. [ laughter ] knock, knock. >> seth: who's there? >> the other person on the other side of the door. >> seth: the other person on the other side of t

i have seth meyers come out wearing joe paterno glasses.hoice awards? [ audience ohs ] [ applause ] >> they hijacked my account that day. >> seth: no, i don't think. because you followed it up immediately. you predicted correctly, because, much like our audience, you wrote -- then if the audience starts booing, it sets off a sensor that releases a bunch of tomatoes from the ceiling that ruins everybody's outfits. >> yeah. well, i actually -- it's funny you bring that up, because i'm thinking for this show, you want to get a viral video. hot viral videos. nobody watches shows, they watch it the next day on youtube. so, i was thinking, you should have things that you don't know, accidental things on show. the writers should be taking care of this. but, you know, i'll be glad to. [ laughter ] you could have like -- you know how baby videos are hot? >> seth: yeah. >> you get real -- the babies from those videos, and you interview them. [ laughter ] >> seth: right. >> same with cats. you know, bring a cat out. talk to the owner, obviously. can't

meyers walks around with cheetos.ow up ahead of time and i bring my cheetos to the back. >> okay. oh! >> seth: and then when the waiter comes over, i lean and i say, "at some point i'm going to order cheetos." [ laughter ] >> did you do that on the first date with your wife? >> seth: i did. yes. i said, like, "i'm going get us some cheetos." and she was like, "there are no cheetos in restaurants." [ laughter ] thank you. >> oh, my god. i love this man. >> seth: and then i go, "wait. you don't shake hands." >> you do shake hands for a living. you actually do shake hands for a living. >> seth: because that is how i met my wife. [ laughter ] >> so it is useful. i wasn't exploiting my child. >> seth: you're right. >> case closed. >> seth: you know what? >> kink, kink, kink, kink. >> seth: you're right. you know what? wait. we're good. [ laughter and applause ] matt walsh, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] "veep" airs sunday nights on hbo. we'll be right back more "late night." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and appla

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight?s and applause ] are we well? that's excellent news. that is excellent news. there's also some bad news, donald sterling news, well, it just keeps coming. [ laughter ] no other way to put it than it just keeps coming. on monday the nba announced it will hold a meeting to decide whether to revoke donald sterling's ownership of the clippers. the meeting is expected to last from 9:00 a.m. to 9:01 a.m. [ laughter ] fingers crossed for donald. this is pretty cool. an 11-year-old boy in ireland was able to save his grandfather from a car accident by taking the wheel and using skills he learned playing grand theft auto. [ laughter ] so it was probably unnecessary for him to pull over and beat up that hooker. [ laughter and applause ] you just don't need to do that. there's no reason to do that. this is truly crazy. a high school in arizona added a section to its year book titled, "i'm working a double shift" which features students who are teen parents. [ audience ohs ] while in florida, that

and where is seth meyers lava farm?: it's in iceland. [ laughter ] >> seth: give it up for fred armisen. and congratulations. >> fred: thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: we have a great show. dare i say it? an historic show for you tonight. my good friend, will forte is here. [ cheers and applause ] one of the funniest people fred and i ever worked with at "snl." and tonight, we are doing, for the first time, "second chance theater." this is something we've always wanted to do with the show. we're so excited to be doing it with will. and what this is, is we are going to take skethces that were written at "snl" either that went to dress and never aired or ones like the one you'll see tonight, that did not even go to dress. and we're gonna give it a second and probably last chance here tonight. [ laughter ] will, very passionate. a lot of people don't know that will is also one of the most exceptional writers ever in the history of "snl." he wrote such great things and he's very passionate about the things he wro

i'm bonita meyer. >> and i'm an thee any mason. here are a few stories we'll be looking at on "cbs this morning saturday." breaking news out of southern california. a man goes on a mass shooting spree killing seven and injuring seven more. >> memorial day travel gets off to a soaking start. extreme weather delays cancel thousands of flights. >>> license plate scanning was intended to help law enforcement but it turns out anyone with the money can use the data to track you and your car. >>> and enter the dragons. the painstaking process behind a

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everyone doing tonight?s and applause ] let's start off with some good news. it's fleet week in new york, everybody. give it up for fleet week. [ cheers and applause ] and you know what fleet week means -- next week is penicillin week. [ laughter ] lana del ray will perform for kim kardashian and kanye west at their wedding this weekend in florence. apparently, the theme of their wedding is depression. [ laughter ] i bet she doesn't know how to sing the "chicken dance." [ laughter ] i'm going to guess. this is pretty cool. the director of the fbi said he may consider relaxing a policy that prevents the agency from hiring anyone who has smoked pot in the last three years. sounds like somebody's finally tried pot. [ laughter ] i think we're a little hasty in our opinions on pot. [ cheers and applause ] yet another vehicle recall. one day after recalling 2.4 million vehicles, gm has announced that it's recalling another 218,000 chevy aveos. apparently their defect is that they're chevy aveos. [ laughter ] and o

stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thanks for watching, have a a great night. hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- kiefer sutherland, rose byrne, richard ayoade, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: good evening! i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? are we well? is everybody well? [ cheers and applause ] sorry to start on a downer but more bad news for toronto mayor rob ford. [ laughter ] another video has surfaced of rob ford smoking crack. and today his lawyers announced that he will be going to rehab. it's the first time someone has said they're going to rehab and rehab said "no, no, no." [ laughter ] rehab said that. [ cheers and applause ] that's right, everyone. rob ford's lawyers say that he will take a leave of absence to seek help for substance abuse, though they d

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? are we well?ne well? well, let's get started tonight with some international news. ukraine's acting president announced today that the government has lost control after several more government buildings were taken over by pro-russia forces. another sign that they've lost control? the phrase "acting president." [ laughter ] "i'm here for the part of president." [ laughter ] [ with deep voice ] "you get out of here." that's my president voice. [ laughter ] [ with deep voice ] "you get out of here, russia." this is unbelievable. this week, glenn beck told listeners, if hillary clinton is elected, she will be having sex with a woman on the white house desk. [ laughter ] "well, she's got my vote," said bill clinton. [ laughter and applause ] and keep it classy, glenn beck. keep it classy. i love this. japanese fans have accused american filmmakers of making the new godzilla fatter in the upcoming remake. [ laughter ] and they might have a point because at the end of the movie, godzilla goes back into t

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? are we well?ybody well? well, one person is not doing that well -- donald sterling. [ light laughter ] donald sterling is still in the news. last night, magic johnson told anderson cooper that he's still waiting for an apology from clippers owner donald sterling. sterling responded saying, "i'm very sorry you're black." [ laughter ] sincere. i think he was sincere. he doesn't know what are the right things to say. a little celebrity news. angelina jolie and brad pitt have asked their kids to help plan their wedding. saying it's going to be disney or paintball. one or the other. [ laughter ] which is the same answer they gave when asked what they would name their next kid. so the opposite of whatever the wedding is. paintball wedding, kid's name is disney. [ light laughter ] this is interesting. according to a new survey, 55% of americans think that they are smarter than the average american. said the average american, "55%, that's almost half." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] some science new

uh -- yeah, this is your boss seth meyers.e this morning just staring at my own weiner -- [ laughter ] when all of a sudden i got a great idea in my big, weird head. i think halfway through the desk piece today, you should just zoom in on my big honkin' schnoze. [ laughter ] anyway, i gotta go sniff a fart. i love you. [ beep ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: derek, i was mad before, but honestly now, i'm just hurt. [ laughter ] what's going on, man? we used to be buds. remember that vacation in denver? i took you to the rockies game. like, what happened to that kid i knew? >> honestly? i guess i just haven't really been feeling like myself lately. i mean, like, i just started high school, and it's like super weird. all my friends went to another school and i don't know anybody. it's all different. and -- kinda scary, you know? and actually -- never mind. >> seth: no, no. derek, what is it? >> no, it's embarrassing. >> seth: derek, i'm your uncle. you can tell me anything. what's wrong? >> my body -- [ laughter ]

i'm seth meyers. remember, nbc asked us to hang out?iends. [ sighing ] [ laughter ] >> all right, let's go. let's go, funny boy. [ laughter ] ♪ so, this is, uh -- this is where you tape your prank show and put skits on youtube. >> seth: well, no. this is the -- set for my new talk show. >> it looks like you decided not to wear your bozo makeup, clown man. [ laughter ] i'm going to address the camera now. ♪ good evening. i'm lester holt, nbc news. [ laughter ] i don't appreciate jokes, goofs or spoofs. friendship is about respect, and you cannot respect a clown. thank you. [ laughter ] >> seth: for real? [ laughter ] ♪ so do you watch any shows or anything? are you excited about the next season of "mad men"? >> well, seth, what excites me is the news. breaking the news, reporting the news, being a mouthpiece of truth in a storm of madness and injustice. >> seth: cool. that's -- that's really awesome, man. >> what excites you? >> seth: um -- the same stuff? [ laughter ] >> liar. ♪ [ light laughter ] >> seth: so, uh -- what are you working

and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers tonight -- mindy kaling. jenna elfman. music from young the giant. featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: good evening! i'm so excited. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers ] yeah? thank you for your enthusiasm. it's a great day because today is cinco de mayo. [ cheers and applause ] cinco de mayo, which commemorates the day that french armies were defeated at the battle of pueblo by drunk blonde girls in sombreros. [ laughter ] for those who don't know, cinco de mayo is basically st patrick's day with more lines. [ laughter ] some political news, the supreme court ruled today that public prayer, public prayer can be used to open official government meetings. that makes sense. a lot of people like to pray right before they go to sleep. [ laughter and applause ] please, please don't make this public meeting go on forever. this, i found this to be refreshing news fro

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight?s and applause ] are we well? excellent. excellent news. but there's also some slightly scary news today. for the second time in three days, the white house has gone into lockdown after somebody threw an object over the fence. and finally today president obama took away joe biden's frisbee. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] because once it's a pattern, joe, i have to take away the frisbee. [ laughter ] so rob ford -- you guys maybe have heard about rob ford. [ cheers and applause ] rob ford is in rehab and earlier today he said that he got in trouble for making phone calls to journalists from rehab. well, i'm not sure how to tell you this, rob ford, but you were all ready in trouble. [ laughter ] [ applause ] from the crack. [ laughter ] making phone calls is not the worst thing you've ever done. the situation in ukraine continues and now nato is disputing russian president vladimir putin's claims that he withdrew forces from the ukraine border. while putin is disputing claims that

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i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? are we well?ers ] cool. let's start with some good news. here's some good news. vladimir putin ordered all russian troops stationed near ukraine to be pulled back to their home bases. it's the first time putin has pulled back since that one time someone tried to hug him. [ laughter ] kanye west told an italian newspaper that he chose the city of florence as a wedding location because his daughter was conceived here among the renaissance masterpieces. that story again, kanye west is no longer allowed in museums. [ laughter and applause ] this is crazy. a man in phoenix accidentally shot himself in the leg while in line at walmart on saturday. or as they call that in arizona, taking a selfie. [ laughter and applause ] not sure how to feel about this. two university students in england have launched a line of cocktail-themed lollipops that have the same alcohol content as a glass of wine. alcohol lollipops. "oh, man, i'm so hung over! how much did i suck last night? [ laughter ] i sucked so much last

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? are we well?ers and applause ] is everyone well? great. well, this week is fleet week with over 1,500 sailors and servicemen and women visiting new york city. give it up for fleet week. [ cheers and applause ] fleet week, of course, is the one week every year that your drunk friend jenny accidentally sleeps with an ice-cream man. [ laughter ] "well, he was in the navy." "how do you know he was in the navy?" "he knew the navy song!" "what's the navy song?" ♪ da da da da da-da-da-da-da ♪ [ laughter ] "oh, i -- i think that was an ice-cream man." [ laughter ] "i don't know." "at the end of the night, did he get in a boat or a truck?" [ laughter ] that's right. it's fleet week when new york plays host to the crews of three u.s. navy ships and two coast guard clippers. but don't worry. the coast guard clippers are not owned by donald sterling. [ laughter and applause ] you don't have to worry. you don't have to worry about that. this is kind of cool. hip hop mogul jay-z is opening up a new nightclub at

need to trust us and maybe they do, maybe they don't it's our job to prove it >> despite reports meyers warriors they have begun a search for a new head coach. >> abc7ç news larry beil is he now with insight into why this happened. >> yes. this is really a combination, maybe a better word with be combustion of results and relationships and it went up. results that were good, but not good enough for the ownership. a lack of trust on both sides made it difficult for them to see it going forward together. the owner is very hands on and believed warriors were on the verge of championship contention. and felt they needed to make changes and jackson resisted that thought. both very strong willed and passionate. neither willing to concede. the owner win that's argument 100 times out of 100. two assistants were let go during the year, and this created a lack of trust. and things deteriorated from there. there were some other issues. the son, assistant general manager. >> it won't be smoothed over. also, now we have to give jackson a lot of cred yichlt a lot of credit for taking a wretched team

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight?s and applause ] are you well? thank you so much for being here. let's open tonight with some happy news. you guys like happy news? [ cheers and applause ] we're going to have some happy news to start us off tonight. chelsea clinton has announced that she is pregnant with her first child. [ cheers and applause ] great news. the baby is expected to crawl after 9 months and run in 2055. [ laughter ] [ applause ] that's expected. that's just what's expected. yesterday as i'm sure you know, was 4/20. april 20, 4/20. [ cheers ] and this weekend, over 37,000 people went to denver to participate in the fourth annual cannabis cup. [ light laughter ] and they all made memories that would last a few minutes. [ laughter ] [ applause ] for thhe next few minutes. the boston marathon was held today. [ cheers and applause ] this is a very sweet sorry. shortly after completing the marathon, a runner proposed to his girlfriend. he proposed to his girlfriend at the finish line. [ audience aws ] and then

need to trust us and maybe they do, maybe they don't it's our job to prove it >> despite reports meyers warriors they have begun a search for a new head coach. >> abc7ç news larry beil is he now with insight into why this happened. >> yes. this is really a combination, maybe a better word with be combustion of results and relationships and it went up. results that were good, but not good enough for the ownership. a lack of trust on both sides made it difficult for them to see it going forward together. the owner is very hands on and believed warriors were on the verge of championship contention. and felt they needed to make changes and jackson resisted that thought. both very strong willed and passionate. neither willing to concede. the owner win that's argument 100 times out of 100. two assistants were let go during the year, and this created a lack of trust. and things deteriorated from there. there were some other issues. the son, assistant general manager. >> it won't be smoothed over. also, now we have to give jackson a lot of cred yichlt a lot of credit for taking a wretched team

meeting happened this morning at headquarters of the warriors, it was cord yil, but that jackson was meyers says can only make the team better. >> this adifficult decision. but believe it's the right one. >> they believe it was not an easy decision but we they felt had to be made. >> we felt it's time to make a change. that is a decision we made. we're going to move forward. anything we do, we do with best interest of the organization. we feel like we're moving into a direction we want to move in. >> for fans, it was more difficult to swallow coming just days after jackson led the team to a second playoff appear wrens in two years. >> that is too bad. man. i don't know. that is crazy. >> i'm disappointed frustrated. >> why? >> he would not provide is hes spiffics >> when factoring everything into totality in regards to mark we felt like he'd accomplished quite a bit we wanted to move into a direction maybe we're more aligned as an organization. >> meyers told reporters warriors are just beginning their search for a new head coach. >> the coach tweeted this afternoon, thanks to players, i lo

bill meyers has dedicated his life to education and the arts. bill meyers was born 81 years ago in greenville, north carolina, from a very early age, bill showed great musical ability. this talent prompted bill's grandmother to enroll him in piano to develop his skills. over the years bill continued his quest for musical excellence, joining the high school band while also playing piano for church sunday school. recognizing his gift, bill's sunday school teacher took him to new york city to attend a convention. during the trip bill visited radio city music hall, saw the rockettes perform, went to the pollo theater and saw willis gator to perform on his saxophone. not long after the new york trip, mr. speaker, a mr. bob lewis was hired as the school's new band director. bill idolized bob lewis. everything he did impressed bill, from his style of dress to his shined shoes, and bob played the saxophone. it was a tremendous influence of bob lewis and his piano teacher, mrs. albright, both graduates of virginia state university, that prompted bill to

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obviously meyer is an inquisitive ceo. and visify, these are things most people haven't heard of. >> the big buy was tumbler for about $1 billion or so. of the 24%. she's only selling 9% they committed to. but of that money, they said they'll return a majority of it. so if you assume that's $4 billion or $5 billion, it still leaves you with a couple billion dollars more to do acquisitions with. speculating from a snapchat to a pi pintrist. >> the things you talked about here becomes an al ga bra problem for yahoo. if alibaba is $200 billion, what is yahoo's stock? you mentioned anywhere from $40 to $42. it's not there now. we somewhat know the one variable. why are they discounting yahoo so badly? >> a little bit is what do you do with that cash. a little bit is that 14% of the value. remember, we don't know what they're going to be doing with that. it sits on the balance sheet for a long time. the big question would be how big could alibaba get. we're talking about $200 billion. i have seen $250 billion out there. as well

of economic workforce development represented on the leadership team by todd and ronda and thomas meyer's) and also our san francisco unified school district yeah. (clapping) now we also rely on a network of nonprofit partners that are workforce development entities so they're our door ways if you're representative of a doorway where young people are knocking on - (clapping) thank each you good for your leadership in this partnership and thank our corporate sponsors so our premier sponsors in 2012 pg&e and jcpenney morgan chases and bank of america and starbucks thing them (clapping.) you would you have seen on the billboards a number of silver partners that the enterprise and all of the partners thank all of them (clapping) and then a special shout out one of the things we've built into the program and continue is we've asked companies to become champions when you're a champion we ask you commit to hire young people and provide the financing finances but the other thing importantly is to reach out to other employers and tell them how wonderful to have the young people in their space wow.

. >> joel mchale and jimmy kimmel and seth meyers, they have to sit next to the first lady.do that as well. you are exactly right, michael. two hours before they are sitting there. they are going through notes and scratching things off. they are probably writing jokes about the audience. >> if the harshest critics is fair, it is from the president obama. the man has a gift. watch this. >> no one is happier or prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than the donald. that is because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter like did we fake the moon landing. what really happened in roswell. and where are biggie and tupac. >> you know, i don't know if you know this, michael, the powerful and elite don't like to laugh at themselves. that is the weakness. he needed to laugh at himself. the fact that trump got mad and the president of the united states is saying your name, you should be very happy about that. >> you see his numbers are still in the dumper. >> the president's or trump's? >> both. >> 39%. terrible. nothing that can be said tonight wi

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don meyer coached men's basketball teams for 38 seasons. 923 wins.ent most of his years in tennessee and south dakota until retiring in 2010. in 2009, coach meyer overcome a near fatal car crash and a cancer diagnosis to surface -- surface bobby knight as the most winningest coach. he passed away this morning after a battle with cancer. he was 69. >>> veterans affair secretary eric shinseki promised a thorough investigation. you are very active on this subject on twitter right now. i asked you those military families to weigh in on this and i'm reading your comments and blown away by some of your words. i'll share some of it live. we want to hear from you who are in the military, a proud veteran or a member of a military family on twitter. the under secretary for health has already resigned over this. is that enough? what needs to be done to fix the problems at our nation's veterans hospital? tweet your commons -- tweet your comments. stay close. vo: david's heart attack didn't come with a warning. today his doctor has him on a bayer aspirin regimen

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