jimmy fallon, seth meyers, and stephen colbert.emmys this august. >> it's all very competitive. >> lauren michaels said the real competition is at that hour. >> the late night team is not afraid to take some risks. you've been able to start this new franchise called the second chance theater? >> yes. it's old skits that did not make final cut? >> right. and i think we're proving that there is logic about why they didn't make the first cut but that is why second chance theater exists. i want to give a safe space for people to make their argument towards the american people. >> please welcome jake tapper. >> speaking of giving questionable material a chance, last night meyers welcomed me to his show. >> look at that hair. >> oh, that hair. >> it's not like i had a doctor say that i'd get off the table. >> i attempted a sketch comedy of my own. his advice before the show proved invaluable. >> no advice, nothing? >> do one voice. >> i try it out with the audience. >> i do one with obama. >> i think this is the perfect place to do that.

. >> mike meyers is my guest. o yn jokes about super bowl 50 in the bay area. >> mike meyers is my guest. n yn jokes about super bowl 50 in the bay area. >> mike meyers is my guest. yn c jokes about super bowl 50 in the bay area. >> mike meyers is my guest. cra jokes about super bowl 50 in the bay area. >> mike meyers is my guest. >>> being a stay-at-home dad is more popular than ever. in the past 15 years, the number of fathers staying home to raise the children has doubleed. that's according to new data from pew research center. more dads started staying home following the economic collapse in 2008. today more dads are doing so by choice. the reason, many women are learning more than the husbands. when you factor in the amount of money factored in on day care, it makes more economic sense for dads to stay home and raise the kids. >>> a popular san francisco start-up is suggesting you invite complete strangers over for people. rent out their homes or apartments short term, and now the company is organizing group

meyers was not me. >> correct. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> does somebody call you meyers, though,- i was always the first name person. >> meyers -- >> seth: did you ever -- ? >> -- towel up. [ laughter ] shower. meyers, give me 50. >> seth: wait. you want me to towel up, then shower? >> i don't know what that -- i don't know what "towel up" means. [ laughter ] >> seth: i have to towel up, then shower. >> but i don't know what -- i don't know what toweling up is. >> seth: and then give you 50 soaking wet? >> is that like a man thing? what is -- >> seth: i'm reporting you to the authorities. [ laughter ] the order you just suggested those are very dodgy. >> and then give me 50. [ laughter ] >> seth: and you really didn't make it clear, like, 50 of what? >> no. exactly. [ laughter ] >> seth: this is -- you're doing like an old school variety special. >> yeah. >> seth: explain it to us. >> it's like what we grew up. like, you young folks have probably never experienced the joys of, like, corny but wonderful but like -- like grand, like feather boas and sparkles and people singing song

>> seth: that's like, really good. >> for a 10 seconds meyers. >> seth: for a 10 second meyers, thatews. it's a very unique show. how would you describe it? >> like the conceit is that we try to make it so it's as if -- you know, when you pick up a newspaper and there are like six stories, six different topics and you want to read them all. but they are all over the map. there's sports, there's pop culture, there's national politics, world, money. so that's the conceit. the most important stories for a range of topics. >> seth: that's great. one you've been covering a lot lately is the bowe bergdahl story. >> yeah. >> seth: and this is a story you've known about for a long time. >> right. >> seth: you basically were saying to me earlier like five years people have known sort of some of the details of how he sort of -- >> it's a tough story but people have been quiet about it because while he was in taliban custody, you know, you don't want to talk about the uncomfortable accounts about how he came to leave the observation post that day. >> seth: and yet what's happened it seems and w

>> seth: that's like, really good. >> for a 10 seconds meyers. >> seth: for a 10 second meyers, that the conceit is that we try to make it so it's as if -- you know, when you pick up a newspaper and there are like six stories, six different topics a. t's tant stori font' one yove bco ergdlal or eth:nd this is a story you've known about for a long time. >> right. >> seth: you basically were saying to me earlier like five years people have knowsort of some of the details of how he sort of -- >> it's a tough story but people have been quiet abouit because while he was in talicu you know, you don't want to talk about the uncomfortable accounts t how he came to leave t observation post that day. >> sh: andethas happened it andhat you've done a good job reporting about is a lot of people who are saying even just a couple of weeks ago, we need to do whatever we can to get him back has now turned around and sort of criticized the president for this. u soanyo of called senator john mccain out on this show on your show. yeah and obously we s mention that he was a former prisoner of war himself

meyers, i'm sorry to interrupt.iage -- [ laughter ] is in fact -- oooh god! i just had an idea. seth, is it too late for, like, to get a mustache? i just feel like my character roderick p. moneyman would have a thin rich guy mustache. >> seth: yeah, he would, but it is too late, i'm sorry. >> dang it. wait a minute. hey man, do you have a sharpie on you? oh, awesome. this is great. here we go. [ laughter ] okay. seth, how's it look? >> seth: it's really funny. >> thanks, man. let's start this one again, from the top. >> seth: here we go. welcome back to "late night." now many of you don't know this, but along with being a talk show, we're also a fully functioning lawn service, and one of the services we provide is a way to -- >> that's right. so her -- that's my daughter? hey man, she is gorgeous. >> seth: hey, what are you doing? >> oh, my god, i'm sorry, i spaced out. sorry, that one's totally on me. >> seth: no they've all been on you. we're running out of time to do the sketch. >> well, we'll eventually get to i

seth meyers? >> seth: oh, hey. how are you? >> ha ha ha. the seth meyers? my lucky day.y. >> seth: oh, nice to meet you, jeremy. >> oh, yeah. >> seth: yeah. >> i have some questions for you. >> seth: okay. ♪ >> how'd you come up with the name "late night"? >> seth: i didn't come up with it. david letterman came up with it. >> ohh, "late night." got it. yeah, so, how many writers do you have? >> seth: 12. >> whoa, wowzers. that's more than i have fingers, but less that i have toes. do you need anymore? >> seth: no. >> oh, my cousin wayne is high-larious. you should hire him. he's the one who came up with high-larious. ahh, can you call him on the phone? aww, my phone's dead. can we use your phone? >> seth: i better -- >> what time do you get into work? >> seth: around now. >> ah, makes sense, makes sense. you know, i own a cotton candy machine. big investment up front, but in the long run, it saves me so much money. where do human babies come from? i know where the others come from. >> seth: you know, i can see the top from here. >> ahh, rock, paper, scissors, shoot! pape

so you come out and you're like -- you're like, "i'm seth meyers.od. >> try it now. >> seth: oh, you want -- you want me to try? >> try it now. >> seth: i'm seth meyers and you'd better buckle up because it's time to chuckle up. [ laughter and applause ] that's really good. it's really good. >> yeah, that works. number five! >> seth: okay. >> you should dress as a wolfman! >> seth: that sounds like a great idea but it seems like you want me to wear a batman mask or dress like wolfman? >> that's a great question. [ laughter ] okay -- both. >> seth: okay. >> yeah, that's a big both! >> seth: okay, great. >> oh! and -- you should -- you should do a segment -- where you take a huge monster truck like the grave digger and it comes out and it drives over my pre-algebra teacher's car. and he's like, "oh, no! what the crap are you doing to my car? >> seth: okay, now -- my question for that is how would that all fit in here, you know? >> i drew it all out. >> seth: oh, it's like a map. okay. >> this is kind of like a map for just -- >> seth: oh! okay, great.

of the students who have been evacuated from the school, there's a point of contact down at fred meyer's in wood village. we would like all of you to meet your students down at that point and also staff that are there. we'll have an update at noon. i'll bring more information to you as lieutenant alexander said. the investigation will continue throughout the day. and i'm very, very sorry for the family and for all of the students and everybody impacted by this tragic incident. like i said, we'll have an update at noon. thank you very much. >> now i have linda florns, superintendent reynolds school district. >> this is a very tragic day. one that i had hoped would never ever be part of my experience. and as we are able to get more information, the district will provide that to the public. we feel very sorry for our parents and our kids were wonderful today at exiting the building. as i said, we'll have a press release later as we get more information. >> we're not taking anymore questions but it's important to stress this is continuing investigation. please stay away from the reynolds hig

i'm seth meyers. "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? are we well? everyone's well. some huge political news today. u.s. house majority leader eric cantor, who's been in congress for over a decade, will lose his seat after he was beaten out by a tea party challenger. the tea party would be happy, but then they wouldn't be the tea party. [ laughter ] they don't do happy very well over in the tea party. the campaign manager -- this is interesting. the campaign manager who helped unseat house majority leader eric cantor last night is a 23-year-old man -- a 23-year-old man who interviewed for a job at panera bread last month. said cantor, is that position still available? because i have found myself -- [ cheers and applause ] looking for employment. this is surprising. in an interview this week, hillary clinton said she may not run for president because she loves having time to hang out with her friends. thankfully, most of her friends live in iowa, new hampshire, ohio, florida and the great stat

. >> rose: we conclude this evening with a new documentary about mike meyers, the actor and comedian. it is about shep gordon who also joins us. the film is called supermensch. >> there are people in the world that need to protect inhibition. because the hollywood system and all that stuff is a great system, make fantastic movies, envy of the world, you know. if rome ruled the world with flanx. it requires people like shep to protect it. >> laurence tribe, mike meyers and shep gordon, next. >> there's a saying around here: you stand behind what you say. around here, we don't make excuses, we make commitments. and when you can't live up to them, you own up and make it right. some people think the ki of accountability that thrives on so many streets in this country has gone missing in the places where it's needed most. but i know you'll still find it, when you know where to look. >> rose: additional funding provided by: >> and by bloomberg. a provider of multimedia news and information services worldwide. captioning sponsored by rose communications from our studios in new york city, thi

stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching, have a a great night.ope to see you tomorrow, bye-bye! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- charlie rose and gayle king, aidy bryant, linda fairstein, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody tonight? [ cheers and applause ] we're well? so we're well? let's get started. i thought this was kind of cool. president obama surprised tourists by walking through a starbucks near the white house. even more surprising, he traded five taliban members for a grande soy latte. [ laughter and applause ] it just seems like -- at least get a venti for -- [ laughter ] -- five, i don't know. not sure what to think about this. sarah palin is using an excerpt from hillary clinton's new book to claim that democrats started a war on women. that shocking

stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night! hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- dennis miller anna chlumsky music from bastille featuring the 8g band. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: good evening! i'm seth meyers! this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? is everybody well? [ applause ] i'm glad to hear it. i'm glad to hear it. so to get started, the nra is accusing a texas gun rights group of going too far after the group has posted youtube videos of their members walking into restaurants with semiautomatic rifles. i have to say the nra is saying you've gone too far is like johnny depp telling you you're wearing too many scarves. [ laughter ] they don't say you've gone too far that often. [ laughter ] now, the texas gun rights group is threatening to tear up their membership cards if the nra doe

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight?and applause ] excellent. well, this is an exciting time. right now is an exciting time for basketball fans. tonight, the miami heat and the san antonio spurs face off in game one of the nba finals. it's the nba's annual contest to determine whose city will be set on fire. [ laughter ] and it started tonight. one of those cities is one game closer to a full blaze. this was kind of a bummer. bill o'reilly asked his viewers if they think sergeant bowe bergdahl's father, robert, is an islamic sympathizer because he looks like a mulsim. that's ridiculous. that's like assuming bill o'reilly is a gluten sympathizer, because he looks like dough. [ laughter ] it's not a fair thing to ask. [ cheers and applause ] this week, vladimir putin told reporters that he thinks hillary clinton is weak. and went on say, "maybe weakness is not the worst quality for a woman." which i guess answers the question, "why is vladimir putin single?" [ laughter ] how can that catch be single? [ applause ] this is c

students, pick up your students at the wood village fred meyer. we'll be pushing out updates through #rhshooting so you have information as we get it and are able to release it. >> is there any information besides the student that was shot? >> my understanding, they're still investigating. they're saying initial indicates are that is it, but we're still working the investigation, okay -- the situation is contained it the shooter is deceased. we're now working on reunifies the students with the parents over at the wood village fred meyer, 223rd and gleason. please pass that out. we'll push out information through the rhshooting hash tag. as we get more information and more details become available as we figure out what occurred. we're still moving students out the school. my understanding is most of them are out. we are continuing to work towards that and get them out. evacuated. and reunified with their parents. please, 223rd and gleason, the wood village fred meyer parking lot, they'll be able to pick up students there. >> has anyone been transpo

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i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight?heers and applause ] are we well? that's excellent news. that is excellent news. there's also some bad news, donald sterling news, well, it just keeps coming. [ laughter ] no other way to put it than it just keeps coming. on monday the nba announced it will hold a meeting to decide whether to revoke donald sterling's ownership of the clippers. the meeting is expected to last from 9:00 a.m. to 9:01 a.m. [ laughter ] fingers crossed for donald. this is pretty cool. an 11-year-old boy in ireland was able to save his grandfather from a car accident by taking the wheel and using skills he learned playing grand theft auto. [ laughter ] so it was probably unnecessary for him to pull over and beat up that hooker. [ laughter and applause ] you just don't need to do that. there's no reason to do that. this is truly crazy. a high school in arizona added a section to its year book titled, "i'm working a double shift" which features students who are teen parents. [ audience ohs ] while in florida,

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stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thanks for watching. have a good night. hope to see you tomorrow. bye bye everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- wanda sykes, piper perabo, music from stromae, featuring the 8g band. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: good evening! i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? are we well? is everybody well? [ cheers and applause ] mitt romney -- mitt romney is back in the news. this weekend, romney told reporters that he thinks hillary clinton's political career has been a "monumental bust." harsh words from private citizen mitt romney. [ laughter ] congratulations to the san antonio spurs. give it up for the san antonio spurs. [ cheers and applause ] the spurs are the nba champions after defeating the miami heat in five games. the spurs celebrated by treating themselves to an extra long practice. [ laughter ] very ser

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everyone doing tonight? are we well?] everyone doing well? this is interesting. former microsoft ceo steve ballmer has offered $2 billion to purchase the l.a. clippers from donald sterling. and then, today, every other owner in the nba started making racist remarks. [ laughter ] because why not? at that point, why not? that's right. the clippers are going to be bought by the former ceo of microsoft. apparently he's looking for something to occupy himself while windows is installing critical updates. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] critical. i cannot stress, these are critical. justin bieber -- our friend, justin bieber is in trouble. he's in trouble again. unseen footage from bieber's documentary "never say never" has surfaced where he tells racist jokes to a group of friends. i know, it's shocking. justin bieber has friends. [ laughter ] by the way -- [ applause ] -- not to toot my own horn, but i'm proud to say that all the footage from "never say never" is unseen by me. [ laughter and applause ] i personally have

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stay tuned for "late night" with seth meyers. thank you for watching. have a good night, hope to see you tomorrow! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- al roker. jenny slate. paul haggis. featuring the 8g band. ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how's everybody doing? are we well? is everybody well? let's get started. i thought this was very cool. the smithsonian unveiled a 3d printed sculpture of president obama that is detailed enough, you see his pores and wrinkles. [ laughter ] the sculpture is so realistic that joe biden won't leave it alone. [ laughter ] "sir, the museum is closing." "i know, but he's finally not cutting me off." [ laughter ] this is a bummer. yesterday, all 156 passengers of a las vegas-bound flight were removed and rescreened at a washington airport because a tsa screener fell asleep at a checkpoint. [ laughter ] typical man. a

stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- hugh jackman kevin nealon comedian ali wong featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >>> seth: good evening! i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? are we well? [ cheers and applause ] is everyone well? great. well, this week is fleet week with over 1,500 sailors and servicemen and women visiting new york city. give it up for fleet week. [ cheers and applause ] fleet week, of course, is the one week every year that your drunk friend jenny accidentally sleeps with an ice-cream man. [ laughter ] "well, he was in the navy." "how do you know he was in the navy?" "he knew the navy song!" "what's the navy song?" ♪ da da da da da-da-da-da-da ♪ [ laughter ] "oh, i -- i think that wa

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marisa meyers' nap. antics at american apparel. armstrong who fired, dennis kozlowski for throwing his wife aing toa birthday party, or was it john thain for spending $35,000 on an office out. toilet. >>> in the meantime it's time for the power rundown. julia boorstin and majority fjo join us. first the question that an draw sorkin races in his op-ed. how do you manage a leader who's lost his way, or in the case of american apparel ceo lost his clothes and is jiggling. when, julia, do you say good-bye? units i'm surprised he lasted as long as he did. there were allegations about misconduct with employees for a while, but also just look at the performance of the company. over the past four years they've been losing money, you have the fact that same-store sales are down. he's not setting a good example on a number of fronts. >> better get used to it, simon. when you look at the company that is we have now that are founder-led, those founders get a lot of leeway, especially when they have some controlling interest in the stock if the

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight?s and applause ] are we well? great. it is a very -- it is a very exciting day. today is the start of the world cup in brazil. i know you guys know that. i'm telling brazil. hurry up. [ laughter ] finish the stadium. [ laughter ] it's today. that's right. the world cup starts today, which means you're all about to find out which of your friends lived in europe for a year. [ laughter and applause ] this is disturbing. oklahoma republican scott esk wrote on facebook this week that he's okay with stoning gay people to death. and now he's in deep trouble with republicans for being anti-gun. [ laughter and applause ] very little give for them. i couldn't believe this. a long island strip club announced a promotion yesterday where the first 100 dads to arrive on father's day -- [ laughter ] will receive free admission and a complimentary lap dance. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers ] could be weird for the strippers though, since they're not used to having dads around. [ laughter and applau

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: mike meyers will be here. >> steve: what?my: channing tatum will be here. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: we're going to do something fun and different with those guys. also, music from the pretenders. chrissy haim will be here. [ cheers and applause ] blur's damon albarn is going to be good on the show this week. killer week. but first, we have a fantastic show tonight. this guy makes great movies. his new one "22 jump street." it opens next friday with channing tatum. it is super funny. jonah hill is here, ladies and gentlemen. >> steve: jonah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's good. plus, he's the mayor of chicago and the reason i went into lake michigan in the middle of february. mayor rahm emanuel is dropping by. [ applause ] i'll tell you the story. and we have great music. oh, my goodness! soundgarden is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ spoonman soundgarden. chris cornell, they can just do it up. >> steve: they can do it up raw. >> jimmy: powerful, powerful band. hey, guys. it's time to

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everyone doing tonight?heers and applause ] let's start off with some good news. it's fleet week in new york, everybody. give it up for fleet week. [ cheers and applause ] and you know what fleet week means -- next week is penicillin week. [ laughter ] lana del ray. lana del ray will perform for kim kardashian and kanye west at their wedding this weekend in florence. apparently, the theme of their wedding is depression. [ laughter ] i bet she doesn't know how to sing the "chicken dance." [ laughter ] i'm going to guess. this is pretty cool. the director of the fbi said he may consider relaxing a policy that prevents the agency from hiring anyone who has smoked pot in the last three years. sounds like somebody finally tried pot. [ laughter ] i think we were a little wrong, we were a little hasty in our opinions on pot. [ cheers and applause ] yet another vehicle recall. one day after recalling 2.4 million vehicles, gm has announced that it's recalling another 218,000 chevy aveos. apparently their defect is th

parents are asked to unify with their students at the wood village fred meyer located -- it's a local address. northeast 23rd and northeast liasem street. all other people asked to stay away from the area. here's something indicative of the times we're in. the hash tag the sheriff's office will use is #rhshooting. again, #rhshooting. they're certainly asked not to come to the school. that is real tough to do if your kid is one of the kids who have been led out with her hands on her head or with her hands over her head. a real devastating thing to have to do day after day. take a quick break. ♪ (train horn) vo: wherever our trains go, the economy comes to life. norfolk southern. one line, infinite possibilities. that's keeping you from the healthcare you deserve. at humana, we believe if healthcare changes, if it becomes simpler... if frustration and paperwork decrease... if grandparents get to live at home instead of in a home... the gap begins to close. so let's simplify things. let's close the gap between people and care. ♪ >>> i'm ashleigh banfield. you're watching cnn's continuing

meyers is a marriage and family therapist. >> i have seen so many couples break into big fights and breakecause of a misunderstanding in this area. >> reporter: the prenup may include how much time the couple can spend on social media and what they can share. >> so for us girls, a big one is when our sweetheart posts a picture a photo that they think is funny and we any is so humiliate and embarrassing because it's so ugly. >> reporter: meyers says couples may big a give eye roll to social media prenups now. >> i am sure this is something that is going to become commonplace because with social media taking up so much of our lives now, a lot of our work is involved in social media. we need to find the balance and we need to start having good communication around it. >> reporter: in tarzana, kristine lazar, kpix 5. >> now, a recent study finds that about a third, a third of divorces, can be linked, in part to facebook usage. >> be careful what you post. don't hit send unless you really mean it, paul? if you are going to post something, a picture, talk about the weather -- don't hit send unl