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including this free seth meyers sucks t-shirt. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and this seth meyerskeep your drinks cool. much cooler than seth meyers. [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: are you apologizing or are you promoting the website? >> i'm apologomoting. [ laughter ] >> seth: fair enough. will, you are forgiven. [ applause ] my turn. will? >> yes, seth? >> seth: i am sorry for not letting you know about the last time i was in l.a. it was a really quick trip. hey, buddy, i'm really sorry. i just -- >> don't touch me! [ laughter ] i will not be touched. you've done enough. they warned me about you. >> seth: who warned you about me? >> the people. [ light laughter ] >> seth: what people? >> the loyal subscribers -- [ laughter ] of sethmeyerssucks.com. [ cheers and applause ] where you can now get a free hat if you sign up within the next ten minutes. >> seth: do you forgive me? >> if you wear this hat. [ laughter ] >> seth: fine. >> you look great, seth meyers. you look really great. [ laughter ] you are forgiven. [ cheers and applause ] i love you, seth. >> seth: i love you, t

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? cheers and applause ] >> seth: wonderful to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. in a series of tweets this morning, president trump announced that transgender people will not be allowed to serve in the u.s. military, which brings us to the new segment called, "so, that was a lie then"? ♪ >> seth: first up -- >> as your president, i will do everything in my power to protect our lgbtq citizens. [ light laughter ] >> seth: this has been -- >> so that was a lie then? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

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>> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump spoke at a lunch with republican senators today, and said that his gop friends who opposed the party's healthcare bill may not be his friends much longer. [ light laughter ] just so you know, mr. president, you're supposed to threaten people with things they don't want. [ laughter ] during his lunch with republican senators today, president trump said that the only thing democrats are good at is screaming "everyone is going to die." [ light laughter ] whereas republicans are the only ones who know how to get it done. [ laughter and applause ] not all talk. during his lunch with republican senators today, president trump said that he is sitting in his office with a pen in hand ready to sign a healthcare bill. and i'm just saying, this would be a great time for someone to walk in there with a resignation letter. [ cheers and applause ] "oh, n

>> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.his is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. that's great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump today met with the president of china at his mar-a-lago resort. and things got off to an awkward start when trump said, "i thought you were really funny in the 'hangover' movies." [ laughter ] that's right, president trump today met with chinese president xi jinping. trump asked him how to pronounce the name. and then he said, "no, i meant the name of your country. is it china? [ laughter ] because i'm getting a lot of mixed signals on that." [ cheers and applause ] during president trump's meeting today with the president of china, they discussed everything from north korea and south korea to, at trump's behest, east and west korea. "they often get overlooked." [ laughter ] according to a new report, new york has a higher tax burden than any other state. but she's still refusing to move. [ laughter ] just tough it out. they

>> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.s is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. donald trump jr. has admitted to holding a undisclosed meeting, before the election, with a russian lawyer and a russian lobbyist who reportedly once worked for the kgb. and the hardest part to beli enough to do that and it wasn't this one. [ laughter and applause ] china reportedly scrubbed the images of winnie the pooh from social media over the weekend, after users compared the character to their president. though it seems like it would just be easier to just get their president to put some pants on. [ laughter ] president trump attended the u.s. women's open golf tournament this weekend, so just to be safe, the golfers got changed in their cars. [ laughter ] senate republicans are trying to add a provision to their healthcare bill that would allow companies to offer low cost reduced coverage plans, which critics are calling junk insurance. "i'll take some j

. >> we have five different ewvis of that day but the earliest from officer meyers body camera he was first on scene. >> reporter: the suspect's book bag is where they found a machete and mallet it was a 911 call for a disorderly person. he refuses commands to leave a laurel dollar tree. seconds later the officer is struggling with the suspect trying to make an arrest. officer meyer. >> i wasn't sure if he was reaching for something. >> stop resisting. >> reporter: the police says the camera cable got pulled in the struggle but this is the stranger officer meyers said stepped in pulled the suspects home out and helped hold him still until more police arrived. then the man left without saying anything >> he didn't know what the guy was reaching for either just saw i was struggling with him and figured he would jump in and help that was a neat thing to see. >> reporter: stephanie ramirezwusa 9. >>> in the district we are mourning a legend, jim advance an icon, new anchor and friend to a lot of us he lost his battle with lung cancer over the weekend but his generous authentic spirit live

♪ >> from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers."onight, america ferrera. from "snatched," actor ike barinholtz. featuring the 8g band with josh dion. >> ladies and gentlemen, th meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] so good to hear. so good to hear on a monday. in that case, let's get to the news. in a recent reuters interview, president trump reflected on his first 100 days in office saying, quote, i thought it would be easier. what made you think it was going to be easy? [ light laughter ] this is what it did to a smart person. [ laughter ] by the time you're out of office, you're going to look like the toxic avenger. [ laughter ] president trump said yesterday that being president has been a big burden on his family. yes, but somehow we manage, said melania from her penthouse in new york. [ light laughter ] in an interview today, president trump questioned why america fought the civil war, even worse, then he

seth meyers, "late night with seth meyers."y it feels like every day there is a new scandal in the white house to deal with. how long did last week seem to you? >> frankly, well over a year. [ light laughter ] >> seth: and how long do you think it will be until mike pence becomes the president? >> i think we've got an hour or two before he's actually sworn in. [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] >> seth: an hour or two? what's been the biggest challenge so far for president trump? >> coping with the effects of trauma. [ laughter ] >> seth: your job seems pretty stressful. what do you do to keep yourself from taking up smoking? >> use the patches that are available to ensure that it doesn't happen. [ light laughter ] >> seth: what do you call when it a really tall man sits down in front of you at the movie theater? >> a historic show of obstructionism. [ light laughter ] >> seth: what is the republican party doing to ensure that trump gets re- elected in 2020? >> we are calling on all of those folks in the region, particularly c

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight?heers and applause ] fantastic. absolutely fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. well -- [ laughter ] it's the end of an era. white house press secretary sean spicer resigned from his post on friday, and just for old time's sake, he denied it. [ laughter ] this week is "shark week" on the discovery channel, as well as on cnn. [ laughter ] president trump has appointed anthony scaramucci as the new communications director. scaramucci. that sounds like what you would call that guy if you couldn't remember his name. [ laughter ] "hey, give me that new guy! you know, the scaramucci with the hair!" [ laughter ] according to reports, president trump is so unhappy with attorney general jeff sessions that he is considering replacing him with former new york city mayor rudy giuliani. damn. that's like being so unhappy with your wife, that you're considering replacing her with rudy giuliani. [ laughter ] president trump's son-in-law and senior adviser, jared kushner, testified

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>> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.republican senators today, and said that his gop friends who opposed the party's healthcare bill may not be his friends much longer. [ light laughter ] just so you know, mr. president,

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i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight?officials. however, still no contact between donald and melania.

the old oscar meyer wiener mobile is being paced out and new ones are being faced in. we have the weiner cycle, the weiner drone. fortunately there is no anthony weiner. >> this is the life baby. how you don't everybody? is time for the next stop on my 2017 rubber mat tour, coney island. i'm in fright front of the famous frankfurters were they been dish not the dogs for more than hundred years. competitive eaters come from around the world for the most famous eating contest, i'll think of had a more it enjoyable way to eat this delicious frankfurter, i have a dream to eat the franks and the ultimate atmosphere, floating on my back in the atlantic ocean. on my raft. >> way windier than i thought it would be. >> do think i can do it? i think -- d1 hotdog? two on hotdog? i'm having an ocean picnic. i should've forgot the fries. those are problem. the fries are not going to make it. can you all my fries? you hold the hotdog and get on the raft. push me out. push me out. all right. i'm doing it. i'm doing it. there's no meat in this one, what happened? what happened to the

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight?row we'll find out if james comey can make his wish come true.

>> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.