cancelled. [ light laughter ] >> and meyers, meyers, he was the next meyers on the list. [ light laughter going down alphabetically.s >> seth: iry big of me -- it's very big of me to let you stay out. but you're gonna stay out. >> but you were such a great guest, and you were on my show several times. >> seth: yeah, i was on your show several times. >> and jonathan was on also several times. yeah, you know. >> seth: don't do this again. don't make ts about jonathan. [ light laughter ] all right, you're going to stick around. we're going to get to the bottom of who you love the most. martha ste"mrt, everybody. tha bakes" is currently airing on pbs. and martha is going to give me a few baking tips later on. stick around. we'll be right back with jonathan rhys meyers. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ carefully made to be broken. new, from magnum. the new school year is almost here. and a new iphone from t-mobile is the best way to keep in touch. or keep tabs on their "extra curricular" activities. he skipped orientation for the beach? he takes after me. you know it's true. oh yeah. join t-mobil

30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- tiffany haddish, music from the war on drugs, an all new "jokes seth can't tell", featuring the 8g band with gil sharone. ♪ [ cheersnd applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late ght." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's fantastic. in that case, let's get to the news. according to the "new york times", the fbi today the office of president trump's personal attorney michael cohen and took records related to payments to adult film star

cancelled. [ light laughter ] >> and meyers, meyers, he was the next meyers on the list. [ light laughterst going down alphabetically. >> seth: it's very big of me -- it's very big of me to let you stay out. but you're gonna stay out. >> but you were such a great guest, and you were on my show several times. >> seth: yeah, i was on your show several times. >> and jonathan was on also several times. yeah, you know. >> seth: don't do this again. don't make this about jonathan. [ light laughter ] all right, you're going to stick around. we're going to get to the bottom of who you love the most. martha stewart, everybody. "martha bakes" is currently airing on pbs.rs a applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ carefully made to be broken. the new schoolhoner rom t-mobi or keep tabs on their "extra curricular" activities. he skipped orientation for the true.h? kw it's oh yeah. join t-mobile and get an iphone for everyone in the family. buy an iphone 8, get an iphone 8, on us. only at t-mobile. these are the specialists we're proud to call our own. experts from all over the world, working closely together to deliver tru

new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight, colin quinn, u.s. senator from wisconsin, tammy baldwin, cooking with chef missy robbins, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everyone doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump held a campaign rally last night in minnesota. and long story short, we are now in a trade war with minnesota. [ laughter ] first lady melania trump made a surprise trip to the u.s./mexico border today and visited a facility holding migrant children. "i can't imagine what terrible things you've been through," said one of the kids to melania. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

seth meyers, "late night with seth meyers."tary sanders, when was the last time you told the truth? >> nearly two years ago. [ laughter ] >> seth: what will president trump do if robert mueller finds him to have broken the law? >> change the law. [ light laughter ] >> seth: what's the one thing that makes the job of press secretary the most difficult? >> everything that this president does. [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: secretary sanders, i have a question about you. where the flip are you from? >> from flipping arkansas. [ laughter ] >> seth: what's the only way we're going to be able to get through the trump presidency? >> the legalization of all drugs, anywhere. [ applause ] >> seth: dr. ronny jackson put president trump on a diet last year. how is that going? >> lasted about a half hour. [ laughter ] >> seth: what's the most exciting part of the president's job? >> being a russian spy. [ laughter ] >> seth: what happens when the president sees a door labelled "pull"? >> president trump will continue to push. [ laughter

seth meyers with "late night with seth meyers."retarers, when are you going to start telling us the truth? >> not today or tomorrow or at any point ever. [ light laughter ]. >> seth: gre can you tell us a little bit about eric trump's birthday party? >> no one from the white house staff will attend. [ laughter ] >> seth: what did jared kushner say to donald trump during the election? >> i wish i could vote for you but i'm only 11. [ laughter ] >> seth: sarah, where do youee yourself in five years? >> further from the truth. [ lidience ohs ] t laughter ] >> seth: president trump seems to be fairly unfriendly to angela merkel. was ere ever a time when tru liked germany? >> from 1942 to 1945. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: why does president trump want to meet with vladimir putin? >> to accept the check. [ laughter ] >> seth: what did president trump tellis kids to do on mother's day? >> call your moms. [ audience ohs ] >> seth: the president has an unced a new branch of the military called the space force. what's t

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. how's everybody doing tonight?

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? cheers and applause ] that's fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump and russian president vladimir putin had a one-on-one meeting today that lasted over two hours. ugh, poor trump! that is a long time to hang out with your boss. [ laughter ] first lady melania trump wore a yellow gown to attend a state dinner in england last week. yellow gowns are of course the official uniform of women being held captive by beasts. [ laughter ] [ applause ] "here's the thing though. i don't change back." in an interview with the newspaper "the sun," president trump said immigration has changed the fabric of europe adding, quote, "and i don't mean that in a positive way." said trump, "i mean it in a racist way. [ laughter ] wink." the "washington post" has published an article investigating where doves go after they're released at weddings, and you do not want to read the article. [ laughter ] [ applause ] this tastes beautiful. [ light laughter ] former first lady mic

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight?heers and applause ] that is wonderful to hear. in that case, let's get to the ice ws anthony kennedy announced he is retiring today. "do you know what that means?" said trump who was really asking. [ laughter ] also, justice kennedy, what are you doing retiring, man? you have a great job where you barely work. you get a wear a robe all day and give your opinions on stuff. that basically is retirement. [ laughter ] stick around, at least until we get a new president. six months tops. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] 28-year-old first time candidate alexandria ocasio cortez beat ten-term representative joe crawley in late -- last night's new york democratic primary. and i got to say, nancy pelosi looked very surprised two years ago. [ laughter ] president trump spoke today at "the face to face with our future" event. said our future -- [ gasps ] [ laughter ] mitt romney won last night's utah republican's senate primary. romney celebrated by going to a victory party and turning the m

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight?heers and applause ] that's fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump created a stir at a press conference with vladimir putin yesterday when he said this about the hacking of the dnc server. >> i have president putin. he just said it's not russia. i will say this, i don't see any reason why it would be. [ light laughter ] >> seth: well, today he set the record straight. >> in a key sentence in my remarks, i said the word "would" instead of "wouldn't." [ audience ohs ] the sentence should have been, "i don't see any reason why i wouldn't," or "why it wouldn't be russia." so just to repeat it, i said the word "would" instead of "wouldn't." and the sentence should have been -- and i thought i would be maybe a little bit unclear on the transcript or unclear on the actual video. the sentence should have been, "i don't see any reason why it wouldn't be russia." sort of a double negative. [ laughter ] >> seth: well, i don't think he's not an idiot. [ laughter ]

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? cheers and applause ] that is great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. special counsel robert mueller and donald trump jr. were spotted on friday at the same gate at an airport in washington, d.c. look at this photo. first off, well like of course don jr. is the kind of guy who crowds the gate. [ light laughter ] while mueller is sitting patiently like, trust me. you're not going anywhere for a while. [ laughter ] second, where are they both going? don's dressed like he's on the first flight out of cancun. [ light laughter ] and mueller is dressed like he's on the first flight period. [ laughter ] or maybe that just is his casual wear. "you probably noticed my top button's unbuttoned. that's because i'm going to the beach." [ light laughter ] according to axios, during discussions about renewable energy, president trump has more than once declared to administration officials, quote, "i hate the wind." [ light laugher ] which is bad news for his lawyer who also blows. [ laug

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight?heers and applause ] well, that's great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. well, move over gettysburg address. [ laughter ] after the president of iran issued a warning to president trump, trump posted an all caps tweet saying, quote, never ever threaten the united states again, or you will suffer consequences the likes of which few throughout history have ever suffered before. we are no longer a country that will stand for your demented words of violence and death. [ laughter ] be cautious. [ laughter ] all i can say is thank god we didn't elect a woman president. they're just too emotional. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] vice president mike pence today hosted a fundraiser for a republican representative in philadelphia, but he left as soon as he found out it's the city of brotherly love. [ laughter ] that's two sins. former trump campaign advisor carter page yesterday called accusations that he was a russian agent a ridiculous smear campaign. coincidentally a ridicul

: good evening, i'm seth meyers.s is "late night." how is everyone doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump was in the milwaukee today to meet with his supporters. and after i read his remarks, i also needed some support from milwaukee. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] at a rally in north dakota last night, psident trump said that he wants his pick for the supreme court to stay on the court for 40 or 45 years. even more disturbing he added, "or until the end of my presidency. whichever comes first." [ laughter and applause ] according to the reports, forme new york cyor michael bloomberg is considerins a ential run in 2020, making him the richest person to seek the position. i said, making him the richest person to se the position! [ cheers and applause ] according to new research, artificial intelligeograms may eventually be susceptible td stressepression if they learn to think like a human being. [ light laughter ] and it is not easy

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? cheers and applause ] that's fantastic. in that case, let's get to the news. according to the "new york times", the fbi today raided the office of president trump's personal attorney michael cohen and took records related to payments to adult film star stormy daniels. fortunately, it didn't take them too long to find it. [ laughter ] today was john bolton's first day as national security advisor, which means that this guy now has to sit in the balcony alone. [ laughter and applause ] "i don't like him anyway!" president trump this weekend defended controversial epa administrator scott pruitt tweeting, quote, "scott is doing a great job." of course, he might have just been tweeting from the toilet again. [ laughter and applause ] "i'm a fan of his many plies." [ light laughter ] president trump tweeted this morning that america's trade deal with china does not sound like free or fair trade, but, quote, "sounds like stupid trade." and then china responded with, "i know you are, but what

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight?heers and applause ] >> seth: that is great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump and north korean leader kim jong-un met tonight in singapore after we taped our show. so if you're watching this on tv right now, either it went well, or you have a tv in your fallout shelter. [ laughter ] you know what? [ applause ] if you do -- if you do and you're choosing to watch us, thank you. according to reports, north korean leader kim jong-un brought his own toilet to singapore for his summit with president trump to prevent intelligence agencies from using the sewer to get information on his health. [ laughter ] >> seth: said intelligence agencies, we're just going to go ahead and guess bad then? [ light laughter ] [ applause ] >> seth: nba hall of famer dennis rodman arrived in singapore today ahead of president trump's summit with north korean leader kim jong-un. he would have gotten there sooner, but you know, metal detectors. [ light laughter ] that's right, dennis ro

katy meyer/ tampa bay emergency veterinary services"things can come on gradually and you're not aware of how serious things are up front."(justine) dr. katy meyer says when sodium levels get really high, it can cause severe brain damage, dehydration and seizures. doctor meyer offers this crucial advice: if you want to take your dog to the beach, limit the trip to two hours, taking breaks every thirty minutes with plenty of fresh water for your four- legged family member. it could save your dog's life. (jrs) you may know the full house home in san francisco. today it's a tourist hot ot.(justine) and now there is a renewed push to limit the number of picture snapping tourists... flooding the lower pacific heights neighborhood. as kron4's maureen kelly reports.... how the city plans to keep touris off the block. they show up to snap selfies.... and pose with their familes on the same steps of the home of the fictional tanner clan...from both in the 90's hit show full house....and the now netflix reboot fuller house...the show's producer bought the house for a cool 4 million when it came

katy meyer says when sodium really high, it can cause severe brain damage, dehydration and seizures.r meyer offers this crucial advice: if you want to take your dog to the beach, limit the trip to two hours, taking breaks every thirty minutes with plenty of fresh water for your four- legged family member. it could save your dog's life. (ken) new at 8. it was a threat made to sound so real, a south carolina man thought his wife was in danger. (pam) now he believes it was all because of social media. shane benoit says, he is still in shock following the kidnapping scam. he received a call by scammers claiming to have his wife... saying, they would kill her unless he gave them 5-thousand dollars. he blames it on facebook.... thinking scammers could have used her voice from videos she has posted.

>> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- amanda seyfried, msnbc anchor katy tur, music from brandi carlile, featuring the 8g band with emmanuelle caplette. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers, ts is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's fantastic. in that case, let's get to the news. in an interview last night, president trump said that he told russian president vladimir putin not to meddle in any future u.s. elections. so good news, apparently there are going to be future u.s. elections. [ laughter and applause ] no small thing. the white house announced today that president trump plans to invite russian president vladimir putin to washington al thisin what is sure to be the worst ever episode of "undercover boss." [ laughter and applause ] russian state media showed video today of nlear weapons being tested despite president trump and vladimir putin talking this week about avoiding an ar