stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers."oodnight, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] happy 2024! happy "holiday seasoning." thank you, thank you, thank you. thank you, thank you, thank you. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: tonight, on a very special thanksgiving episode of "late night with seth meyers" -- hilary, larry, and josh meyers, an all-newcloser look," ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we are going to get to the news. according to the american farm bureau, a classic thanksgiving for a family of ten this year costs $58. or $13,058 if you include a year of therapy. [ laughter ] today was thanksgiving, the day we all ask ourselves, is it weird to masturbate in my childhood bed? [ laughter ] mike scollins wrote that joke. if you know, you know. according to the latest numbers, the average price of a 15-pound turkey is under $32. and i

gail meyer: she would have not taken all of it. that was in carol's personality to just be very fair. keith morrison: and then there were those mysterious phone calls. terri meyer samuelson: we would get the calls on special days, her birthday, my birthday. my grandmother would get calls. and just silence on the other end? yeah. keith morrison: almost three months after carol vanished, the detective handling her case put it in the inactive file. in his report, he wrote, "no foul play involved." mike lubahn jr: i remember thinking about her all the time. and i used to play records over and over that she liked and just thinking, where is she? when is she coming back? keith morrison: eventually, mike started dating a 19-year-old named carrie, brought her into the fold. we were happy that mike was going on with life. keith morrison: and so they did all go on with life. and many years went by. until the morning in a whole new millennium when a torrance detective happened on the case of the missing young mother. and somewhere in the back

i'm seth meyers. >> seth: i'm seth meyers my pack too much water. >> stephen: favorite smell?en or red chili enchiladas. the plate comes. you are like, i'm going to be... everything about it. >> stephen: least favorite smell. >> seth: chlorine pool. >> stephen: as opposed to... >> seth: the ocean. >> stephen: okay. i guess there are pools that don't use chlorine? >> seth: i didn't want to just throw it on pools because i think chlorine is the problem. so i guess. >> stephen: i always thought chlorine would be a lovely name for a daughter. this is my daughter, chlorine. doesn't that seem nice? earliest memory. >> seth: i have a memory of my parents were playing the rolling stone song "miss you." you know that song? my brother and i were very little and we were naked at the foot of their bed and we were shaking our butts to that song. then every time that song played. we were pretending to be ghosts. we had pillowcases on our head but we were naked from the waist down. we were like butt ghosts. the earliest memory. years later, in my head that was -- i was like wait, this is a r

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don meyer pronouncing the official divorce after the breakup between german chancellor off schultz and his finance minister kristin lind, or the blue part there. big happy traffic, light family of social democrats. interesting koreans like a lot of relationships. it ended over spending and schultz insisting on lender losing the purse strings, so he can task more german tax, their cash at the west. girlfriends, zalinski, instead of doing what linda are wanting to do, which was wrapping up some old stuff they already had in the closet, we just happen to be long range. taras missiles, whose operation would require german soldiers to babysit ukrainians? so they didn't start world war 3 instead of just making a divorce statements and for cleaning it. stein meyer availed himself of the opportunity to promote the idea that this exercise and democracy represented by the upcoming parliamentary vote. now set for february 23rd is under threat from foreign interference. and i also expect the election campaign to be conducted fairly and transparently from outside influence is a danger to democracy.

but it's already looking like starting meyer is limbering up to task democracy right under the digital bus. if he doesn't like the results of the selection and then just cry that social media catfish voters with glamor filters to make the anti establishment opposition look hot or something that i know we've heard from guna lean demand, an m p and the bonus tag from the alternative for jump new party who says it's the bullying establishment which poses an interference direct a time. i also advise the old mannion solution, and if you will see that what man so most needs to be, god knows that one thing does not to the establishment of the advisors. they can only to 0 doing it's the same. want to the macro has done an tutoring on some years a go of and she was, can she did, she said to be a, have to i'm of the age of this or thing in doing. and then the cam outage was a crime against the of legion of doing a german me as 6 do. they do not have the bottom of it. so for of secret service and long says the department of secret service is government postpone it belongs to the government and pr

, i'm seth meyers. "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. president biden announced yesterday that israel and hezbollah have agreed to a ceasefire deal, so now he's moving on to the more difficult one. [ light laughter ] president biden and first lady dr. jill biden are set to attend president-elect trump's inauguration in january while trump is still deciding. [ laughter ] "let me know how it goes." president-elect trump criticized the "new york times" in a post to truth social yesterday and said quote, "where is the apology?" i can only assume he's referring to the day the wordle word was kayak. [ laughter ] during a court hearing yesterday, rudy giuliani reportedly lashed out at the federal judge overseeing the collection proceedings for the $146 million defamation judgment against him, and said quote, "i can't pay my bills." though i'm not sure that's the smartest thing to yell right in front of your lawyer. [ laughter ] "oh, you can't? we

but it's already looking like stein meyer is limbering up to task democracy right under the digital bus. if he doesn't like the results of the selection and then just cry that social media catfish voters with glamour filters to make the drive stablish from an opposition look hot or something. the united nations has expressed itself off to the idea of bombardment of humans. main apple on size day is really offensive. talk it to the help while a you and mission, including the world health organization chief, was preparing to take off. the secretary general condemns the escalation between yemen and israel is rarely ever strikes to day on sun international airport. the red sea ports and power stations and yemen are especially alarming the error strikes reportedly resulted, the numerous casualties, including at least 3 people killed and dozens more injured. a united nations humanitarian air service crew member was also injured when the airport was hit, a high level delegation by due un headed by the world health organization director general. doctor federalist was at the airport when the str

ed meyer reported on the trial. entries in her own handwriting-- you could argue that she was fed up with brad oborn and was reaching out on the very night she disappeared. that's got to be something for a jury to think about. it would be if i was sitting on the panel. dennis murphy: the diary entries, speaking from her grave, hannah's own words telling jurors who she was thinking of-- denny. here on november 11, again on december 2, and yet again on december 16 in hannah's handwriting-- denny. what's more, the defense attorney got brad to admit he had read the diary cataloging hannah's visits to denny. attorney: do you recognize under the 19th where it said, brad read this book. it hurt really bad. i've never loved someone so much. brad: i recognize the fact that she recognized that i read the book. attorney: she wrote that she had gone to denny's. did you read that when you read the book? brad: i don't remember. dennis murphy: was it jealousy then? was that the motive? attorney: you were concerned that denny might

stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." goodnight, everybody. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- nathan lane, star of "smile 2," actress rosemarie dewitt, host of "chicken shop date," comedian amelia dimoldenberg. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we are going to get to the news. vice president kala harris made appearances today on "the view," "howard stern" and "the late show with stephen colbert." or, as i can't help thinking of it, 1.3 miles away, .2 miles away and .6 miles away. [ laughter ] vice president kamala harris appeared today on howard stern's sirius xm satellite radio show, and she's already gone up 15 points among uber drivers. [ laughter ] in a special edition of "60 minutes" that aired last night, correspondent bill whitaker told vice president kamala harris that in the, q

stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers."oodnight, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] happy 2024! happy "holiday seasoning." thank you, thank you, thank you. thank you, thank you, thank you. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- john mulaney and simon rich, star of "nosferatu," actor nicholas hoult, an all new "closer look." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, i'm going to get to the news. in a post yesterday to truth social, president-elect trump suggested u.s. statehood for canada and said, quote, "many canadians want canada to become the 51st state. though i think trump is just interested in canada's abundant natural supply of white people. [ laughter ] that's right. president-elect trump suggested u.s. statehood for canada. okay, but he's going to be pretty disappointed

stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." goodnight, everybody. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- colin jost, star of "bad sisters," actress and writer sharon horgan, from "say nothing," writer patrick radden keefe. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, i'm going to get to the news. the biden administration is reportedly worried that syrian rebels could replace the country's fallen government with something worse. you know, like we did. [ laughter ] authorities in altoona, pennsylvania, yesterday reportedly detained a man for questioning in the fatal shooting of unitedhealthcare ceo brian thompson after customers at a local mcdonald's reported him for looking suspicious. said the suspect, "this is literally my uniform. [ laughter ] i'm your colleague." [ ligh

but it's already looking like stein meyer is limbering up to task democracy right under the digital bus. if he doesn't like the results of the selection and then just cry that social media catfish voters with glamour filters to make the drive stablish from an opposition look hot or something. well balanced decision to follow washington as old as i'm cocked economic ties with most co has directly and that germany into a deepening economic crisis. as, according to the russian foreign ministry spokeswoman speaking exclusively at 12 brand new sub in language tunnel. well, here's part of that into the word. it's in english. a junior does not sit on and you want to be as close to you as a window until recently, the countries of the european union seem to be at least in their own eyes, flag ships and leaders of global economic and financial development. however, by losing their independence and decision making power, both within their borders and internationally, they have also lost the status. a lot of power has been delegated to the european union and nato structures. and in some countries,

but it's already looking like starting meyer is limbering up to task democracy right under the digital bus. if he doesn't like the results of the selection and then just cry that social media cap. fishy voters with glamour filters to make the anti establishment opposition look hot or something fun and decision to follow washington's orders and cuts economic ties with most co has plunged many in twin. he cannot make crisis. according to the russian foreign ministry spokeswoman speaking exclusively to our brand new supp in language channels is a part of that interview in english. a junior does not certainly want to be as close to you as a will until recently the countries of the european union seem to be, at least in their own eyes, flagship, some leaders of global economic and financial development. however, by losing their independence and decision making power, both within their borders and internationally, they have also lost the status. a lot of power has been delegated to the european union and nato structures. and in some countries, resumes have emerged that pursue policies, not b

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yes, president stein meyer over in germany, didn't get that memo. so he cited the reason situation of the presidential election in romania where a right when populous candidate made the final round in voting, knocking the establishment, golden boy, the current prime minister of romania. right out of the running. not exactly a shocker and a populist in that case also happens to be a guy with a doctorate degree in agronomy and a big supporter of farming and romanian for sovereignty at a time when the farmers there have been protesting all mass against you over regulation and it's flooding of their country neck right next door to ukraine with cheap, unregulated ukrainian farming products. but that voting result was overturn. before the final round. the 2nd round voting could even take place because the losing establishment cried foul blaine tick tock, and basically accuse the populous winner of having his tick tock run essentially by russian present environment. put in here that even some romanian establishment candidates are really angry with the esta

but it's already looking like starting meyer is limbering up to task democracy right under the digital bus. if he doesn't like the results of the selection and then just cry that social media, cat fish, voters with glamor filters to make the drive stablish from an opposition look hot or something. well, it's not across the button, but then the part about number from the alternative to job many part to well, 1st off, good. not have to ask you, what is your bet for february? is that going to be a new political landscape and you'll homeland maybe it'd be a half of the for the next name, football, of course. and the establishment of these i see the, the company knows the election of at the moment of the pros. blaze as a customer, democrats party was about 30 percent of the one percent. and the 2nd place is i have the positive is that 20 percent now and your last election? if you had another vote less, so the 10 percent see what's going on is that they have the boards is going up and becoming more and more and you're the man, my las vegas, the attack my book as a christmas my gums. it's als

stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." three, four! cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- hoda kotb, actress and comedian amy sedaris, an all new "closer look." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now, if you mind, we're going toet to the news. president biden yesterday publicly addressed the recent uptick in drone sightings and said, quote, "we're following this closely. so far, no sense of danger." well, no offense, but you haven't been great at sensing danger. [ laughter ] when it comes to sensing danger, i'm not sure i trust an 81-year-old man who still rides a bike. [ laughter ] oh, do you not like clips that are metaphors? [ laughter ] president biden published an essay on monday in "the american prospect" defending his economic record and challenged president-elect trump to build on his accomplishments. and if there's one place to call out

stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." good night, everybody! cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- kerry washington, star of broadway's "maybe happy ending," actors darren criss and helen j. shen. and all-new "closer look." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. anand now ifou don't mind, we're going to get to the news. the secret service on saturday detained a person who allegedly tried to climb a temporary fence near the white house. said the officer, "sir, wait, you still have 35 days left." [ laughter ] in his speech at the dnc holiday reception last night, president biden said he is leaving the country, quote, "in a better place than four years ago." but he have meant it the way you say your grandpa is in a better place after he dies. [ light laughter ] [ audience oohs ] may have, or a different meaning. abc news has a

but it's already looking like stein meyer is limbering up to task democracy right under the digital bus. if he doesn't like the results of the selection and then just cry that social media catfish voters with glamour filters to make the drive stablish from an opposition look hot or something. the idea seduce and its rules overall 1st and then meet with off to milestone feel up to the 7th the talk. well, those are the revelations. imagine from the us major investigation is really come on to is we're able to approve risk gate strikes on target. some garza would for a dramatic increase in civilian casualties. in the 1st month. simple, israel vastly expanded the set of military targets. it sought to hit in pre emptive air strikes while simultaneously increasing the number of civilians, the officers could endanger. and each attack that led israel to fire nearly $30000.00 munitions into gaza and the worse for 7 weeks more than in the next 8 months combined. in addition, the military leadership removed a limit on the cumulative number of civilians that it strikes could endanger each day to the

that's according to a recent build pool, but it's already looking like stein meyer is limbering up to task democracy right under the digital bus. if he doesn't like the results of the selection and then just cry that social media cat fishy voters, with glamor filters to make the anti establishment opposition look hot or something or t country to rachel marston taking us through all the bod. rachel, thank you very much. well, we also spoke with a f t party member on former european union, parliamentary and the printer back. he called president stein myers comments about possible external influence in the upcoming election, a trend sparren's attempt to smear the countries opposition as the week of germany becomes economically and a military day at the grand, that delusions of adequacy and delusions of grand. yeah, of the juices that whenever the elections in germany, the government, the german government will engineer a number of scandals that happens on the large scale with a large here to be in an actions i myself was involved with some ridiculous charges at most of these charges then

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well.the suspect, "this is literally my uniform. [ laughter ] i'm your colleague." [ light laughter ] the house last week voted to block the release of an ethics

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well." was all turtles. [ laughter ] in a speech at the america first policy institute gala, president-elect trump said that elon musk likes mar-a-lago and added, quote, "i can't get him out of here." oh, that's easy. if you want him to leave, just invite his kids over. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] it's a suggestion. you don't have to take it. [ laughter ] president biden yesterday became the first sitting u.s. president to visit the amazon rain forest. even crazier

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well.elect trump for selecting former hawaii congresswoman tulsi gabbard to serve as director of national intelligence and accused her of sympathizing with u.s. adversaries. well, wait until she finds out who we elected president. [ laughter ] president biden hosted the boston celtics today at the

meyers." goodnight, everybody. thank you! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- jim gaffigan. star of "st. denis medical," allison tolman. an all new "closer look." ♪ [ cheers andpplause ] and now, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. president biden today presided over the annual white house turkey pardon. well, he didn't exactly pardon them, he just turned the investigation over to merrick garland and then it just kind of petered out. [ laughter ] that's right, president biden presided over the annual white house turkey pardon, and granted clemency to peach, blossom, and before anyone noticed, hunter. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] "yeah. look at that turkey." [ laughter ] former florida congressman matt gaetz has joined the celebrity video message

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well.u don't mind, we're going to get to the news. president biden last week attended his final white house tree lighting ceremony as president. and his first one as the ghost of christmas past. [ laughter ] "hey, hey, jack, you've got to change the way you're doing it." [ laughter ] [ gibberish ] in a new interview, president-elect trump confirmed that his kids won't have roles in the white house and added, "i'll miss them." you know you can still see your kids. [ laughter ] even if they don't work for you, right? "sorry, tiffany, better luck in my third term." in a new interview, president-elect trump said that he won the 2024 election because he talked about groceries and added quote, "you know who uses the word? "i started using the word, the groceries." oh, my god, why does he think he discovered everything he finds out about. he's the kind of guy who recommends a cool new restaurant to the other people at the restaurant. [ laughter ] "you've got to try this place." we are! that's righ

stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." good night, everybody.hank you. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- liam neeson, comedian and actress jenny slate, author tim o'brien. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope everybody's doing well. and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. according to the latest numbers, nearly 9 million people have already cast their ballot in the general election through early voting. that story, again, nearly 9 million people are asking the candidates to please stop texting them. [ laughter ] former president trump worked at a mcdonald's this weekend in pennsylvania, where he claimed kamala harris has allowed hundreds of thousands of hamburglars to enter this country from mexico. [ laughter ] worked. [ laughter ] he worked at a mcdonald's. former president trump spoke last week at the al smith memorial foundat

one of them is merle meyers.ith john barnett years ago. >> when the stories came out about how he was treated by manager, some of whom i knew, i was really angry. and he was just a really solid airplane man. >> meyers began his 30-year career at boeing as a parts inspector. he was working as a quality manager at the company's largest plant in everett, washington, before he left last year. he says his concerns first began in 2015, after he discovered defective 787 landing gear axles that have been scrapped or taken by workers and brought back to the factory. >> why were they just taking things? >> schedule driven. so, that's really -- that's the order of the day. >> they needed a part, they didn't want to wait for it. >> right. right. >> what condition were these landing gear axles in? >> they were corroded beyond repair. >> in these photos provided to "60 minutes," the axles are spray painted red. meyers says he learned scrap parts marked like this had been taken without authorization for over a decade. >> if the

a former marine and a bodyguard for famed televangelist joyce meyer, who wanted this religious family dead. >> explosive x-rated videos. naked in my bathroom. alex. >> and the ultimate betrayal. >> did you have any knowledge of these homicides? >> then he's a former model. he may look like mr. right, but detectives in phoenix say he is the devil in disguise. >> robert could go from very happy and joking, and it was like, boom! a light switch went off and suddenly dark and anger. >> his girlfriend, the mother of his child, has vanished. and he's the prime suspect. >> this is officially a homicide investigation. >> your daily source for true crime starts right now. we begin with a murder so vicious, the details so salacious in nature. it's nearly impossible to believe. the case centers around a picture perfect family. a world famous tv preacher, sex, lies, and of course. videotape. helter skelter. in the heartland. >> this was a monster. >> it's almost as if the manson family broke into the house on the lake, leaving a chilling calling card on the walls in blood red spray paint. >> crim

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well.if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. the white house announced that president biden will host president-elect trump. oh, man, whoa, wow. [ light laughter ] oh, that's the first time i've said it. yeah. [ light laughter ] yeah, you know, can we do -- let's do a stupid joke first. all right. firefighters in california recently rescued a 350-pound minihorse named butter, after he got stuck in a well. butter was also how they got him out. all right! woo. [ laughter ] here we go. here we go. thank you, butter. thank you for your service, butter. [ laughter ] the white house anannounced at president biden will host president-elect trump on wednesday in the oval office. but he's drawing the line at putting out snacks. "he can eat afterwards. i'm not joking around." [ laughter ] "he'll bring his own snacks." [ light laughter ] in a new post to truth social, president-elect trump said that he will not invite former u.n. ambassador nikki haley to join his administration. well he di

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well.f you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. president biden hosted president-elect trump today in the white house oval office, and the two sat in front of a lit fireplace. aw, look at that. it's like parents who hate each other staying together for the kids. [ laughter ] all while the kids are screaming, "divorce him!" [ laughter ] president-elect trump nominated fox news host pete hegseth yesterday to serve as his defense secretary. sorry, wait a minute, this guy? >> i don't think i've washed my hands for ten years. [ light laughter ] really, i don't -- i don't really wash my hands. >> someone help me. [ laughter ] >> seth: he doesn't wash his hands. what's his defense strategy? give everyone pink eye? [ laughter ] president-elect trump announced yesterday that he has selected elon musk and former republican presidential hopeful vivek ramaswamy to lead the newly created department of government efficiency. oh, good idea. take two people who nobody wants to work with and make the

stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." goodnight, everybody! cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ captions paid for by nbc-universal television >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- billy crystal, star of "dexter: original sin," actress sarah michelle gellar, an all new "closer look." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. president biden announced the largest act of clemency in modern history today and said, quote, "america is built on the promise of possibility and second chances," adding, and man, did that come back to bite us on the ass. [ light laughter ] "yeah, second chance. why didn't they think this through?" [ light laughter ] after announcing the largest single day act of clemency in modern history today, president biden suggested he would pardon additional americans and said, quote, "i will

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well.f you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. president biden voted today in delaware. okay. so, that's one for jill stein. [ light laughter ] former president trump held a rally yesterday at madison square garden in front of a crowd of 20,000 people, and it was the most vitriolic, rage-filled group of white people in that building since the last rangers game. [ laughter and applause ] that's right. former president trump held a six-hour long rally yesterday in madison square garden, coming in just three hours short of the record held by phish. [ laughter ] ahead of former president trump's rally last night, bottles of urine were reportedly found in the area where supporters were waiting in line. that's how you know most of those people weren't new yorkers. we don't use bottles. [ laughter ] can you imagine? while speaking at his rally last night, former president trump said that he knows his mother is in heaven, while melania was clearly in hell. [ laughter and applause ] what wit

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i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well.nd now if you don't mind, i'm going to get to the news. the biden administration is reportedly worried that syrian rebels could replace the country's fallen government with something worse. you know, like we did. [ laughter ] authorities in altoona, pennsylvania, yesterday reportedly detained a man for questioning in the fatal shooting of unitedhealthcare ceo brian thompson after customers at a local mcdonald's reported him for looking suspicious. said the suspect, "this is literally my uniform. [ laughter ] i'm your colleague." [ light laughter ] the house last week voted to block the release of an ethics committee report on former florida congressman matt gaetz. they decided it would be unfair to release the report this close to a student council election. [ laughter ] president-elect trump's inaugural committee is reportedly offering supporters who donate $1 million to the inauguration an opportunity to have dinner with trump and vice president-elect jd vance. and for $2 million, he

meyer, horace cureton, lindale and sylvia castle elementaries.s. aptitude and renaissance. other schools are being listed for consolidation. the school board presented a list during a tense public meeting last month. it said the list was a result of thorough review, with a committee of parents, administrators and labor representatives. it all comes as the district is facing a $20 million budget deficit and declining enrollment. tonight's meeting begins at 530. a bombshell announcement from san francisco state university. the school is letting go. dozens of lecturers due to budget cuts and declining enrollment. the school did not disclose how many lecturers have been let go, but one professor we spoke with estimates it's more than 100. a university sposperson says lecturer hiring is based on student enrollment and confirmed some lecturers will not be rehired in spring. one of the impacted teachers explains how it may affect classes. for sure, they're going to have fewer classes to choose from. they're going to be a bigger classrooms. they're going

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you are doing well. if you don't mind, i'm going to get to the news. in a peech yesterday president biden said that "president-elect trump had no real plan to help the economy during his first term." and added, "there's an old saying, if the only tool you have in your toolbox is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." though i think this time he will have a few other tools. [ laughter ] one of biden's problems was, "there's an old saying." it's not how you connect with the young voters. [ light laughter ] president-elect trump yesterday chose donald trump junior's former fiancÉ, kimberly guilfoyle, to be the ambassador to greece 'cause if there's one thing she loves, it's grease. [ laughter ] when asked if his fourth senate term will be his last, vermont senator bernie sanders said, "i'm 83 now. i will be 89 when i get out of here. you can do the figuring." it's a little tricky though because he has been 83 for 40 years. [ light laughter ] he is so old, they used to call math the figuring. [ laughter ]

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well.ow, if you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news. tomorrow is election day and "late night" is officially dorsing xanax .5 milligram, twice a day, as needed. vice president kamala harris made an appearance over the weekend in the cold open of "saturday night live." but i heard that her lines were being fed to her by the radical puppet master who secretly controls the government. [ laughter ] i don't think these things. [ laughter ] he makes me say them. president biden campaigned for vice president kamala harris over the weekend in scranton. and boy, was she pissed when she found out. "i told you to stay home." [ laughter ] "no, no. just let me talk to 'em. i'm gonna tell 'em stuff." [ light laughter ] the fan-led group, swifties for kamala held a pop-up event over the weekend in philadelphia to encourage people to make a plan to vote. because if anyone knows how to make a plan, it's people who have to buy concert tickets three years in advance. [ laughter ] former president trump --

new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- kristin chenoweth, star of "interior chinatown," actor and comedian jimmy o. yang. an all-new "closer look." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. president-elect trump attended the ufc championship at madison square garden over the weekend with elon musk, vivek ramaswamy, and robert f. kennedy jr. ugh, look at them. it's like if "entourage" was all turtles. [ laughter ] in a speech at the america first policy institute gala, president-elect trump said that elon musk likes mar-a-lago and added, quote, "i can't get him out of here." oh, that's easy. if you want him to leave, just invite his kids over. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] it's a suggestion. you don't have to take it. [ laughter ] president biden yesterday became the first sitting u.s. president to visit the amazon rain forest. even crazier, this is w

frank walter stein meyer says, quote, hatred and violence must not have the final word. let's not allow ourselves to be driven to part. let's stand together and quote, people a month to burg, our lighting candles and weighing flowers to remember the victims. the attack has field a debate about security and immigration in germany. they are calling for more depo patients supporters of the far right. if the ponti gone that in the city send, just stays of the deadly attack on a christmas market. there. the motives and mental health status of the perpetrator was a solely national, remain unclear. speaking at the rally, the party coldly to at least by those set alleged as the mist ideology was to blame without providing any evidence yet. so that we have gathered here either one day before christmas eve to remember the victims of an act of madness. i know todd an act bind as law, missed for the full of hatred in matter. what constitutes social cohesion? often mention on us humans often on us, germans on us, christians lose, i think is a claim contradicted by the german interior

in the city of magda burge that killed 5 people, an injured hundreds more from falter, stein meyer said, quote, hatred and violence must not have the final word. let's not allow ourselves to be driven to part. let's stand together. people enacted berg are lighting candles and lang flowers to remember the victims. the attack has fueled to debate about security and immigration in germany. matthew carnage, nick is politicos, a chief europe correspondent and a short time ago. i asked him whether were any closer to understanding the attacker's motives as well. thank you for having me. i don't think we really understand the true motives behind it, except what he's written online, which is that he was angry about the way the german state had treated saudi refugees. over the years he felt that they were not given the same priority as refugees from other countries in the middle east, including syria, where germany has obviously been quite generous since 2015. so that seems to have been a long running issue for this man. if, if that's really what was driving it, i think it's probably more to it t

market of the city of magda burge, the killed 5 people, an injured hundreds more from vault or stine, meyers said, quote, hatred and violence must not have the final word let's not allow ourselves to be driven a part. let's stand together. people in max berg had been lighting candles and lang flowers to remember the victims. the attack has fuel to debate in germany about security and immigration in the country. they are calling for multiplications support as of the far right if the ponti gauntlet and the city center just stays of the deadly attack on a christmas market. there the motives and mental health status of the perpetrator was a solely national, remain unclear. speaking at the rally, the ponti totally to at least by those set, imagine is the mist ideology was to blame without providing any evidence. yet, we have gathered here either one day before christmas eve to remember the victims of an act of madness. i know todd an act managed by and as law missed for the full of hatred. but didn't matter what constitutes social cohesion often mentioned on us humans often on us, germans on us,

collapse of his coalition. governments shouts has not lost the german president frank volter stein meyer to dissolve. on serious, deposed, president, pass around the side has broken his silence, often leading to russia, interest and statements. he says he planned to keep on fighting with the russians, evacuated him. okay, that's all we've got time full for nice. thanks for watching. stay with us though. nice. house products a looks at how chinese climate projects in germany failed to deliver on that promise. and a reminder, you can catch all of our content on youtube, on the youtube channel, or on our website at www. don't. com and make sure you're following us on social media handle. that is dw object parks. thank you for watching by the thoughts we say they're about never getting up every weekend on d w the it could be the biggest climate fraud and german history.