i'm here with seth meyers and josh meyers. ♪ all right.ion. all right. yeah. >> jimmy: we -- we don't have a soundproof booth. so, josh, put these noise canceling headphones on and press play. i'm going to ask seth a couple of stories, and then we're going to see if you remember them. but let me know when it's on. i want to make sure it's -- no cheating here. >> just got a slow bleed in but -- yeah. >> jimmy: it's my new album. [ light laughter ] all right. you're good? >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: okay, good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, ready. here we go. >> all right. all right. >> jimmy: what was the -- what was the worst gift you've given someone for christmas. >> the worst gift i've given someone? >> jimmy: yes. >> i guess, like -- one of my first years on "snl" -- like, i was really desperately wanting to get people in my family good new york gifts. so i got a "time-out new york", and it had good gift ideas. >> jimmy: oh, your gift guide. yeah. >> yeah. and i saw this thing in, like, a quirky, like, curio type shop. and what it was, li

meyers died from his injuries. grimes, and his sons, are facing variety of charges including second degree murder and manslaughter assault. >> those driving will see more traffic cameras out if the council approves a contract this week. monique griego is live in perry hall talking about how many cameras police are asking for. >> good morning. >> good morning, don. good morning, everyone. right here on ebenezer is one of the locations that could be getting a new speed camera. police are asking for permission to add 7 more to the roster of 15 cameras scattered. 7 red light cameras. it raises questions for some drivers. >> how many people are getting tickets? how much revenue is it generating? >> reporter: those are the questions council members want answers to before they approve a contract with the traffic camera company already operating the county speed cameras and 8 red right cameras. county police haven't said where the 7 new cameras and 7 red light cameras there go but say the cameras in place are making school

. >> reporter: that's the text message nicole brock meyer received in the middle of the night after another dorm resident reported being groped by a stranger. during the investigation, other students came forward. in all, there were four

calidad en los alimentos que consumimos como son las tortillas. 16;57;55;18 sandra san miguel de meyersilizamos para hacer comidas, tamales oviamente no queremos alarmar a nadie , es una hipotesis probablemente existe un vinculo esta toxina y el cancer de higado y es lo que queremos indagar buenas noches a todos, tengo una noticia de primer mano y de mucha importancia para el area que tiene que ver con el baquetbol. y es que esta noche en el verizon center, los wizards recibieron a los raptors de toronto y les cuento que los wizards ganaron, siiii ganaron su primer partido de la temporada regular, superaton al quinteto de toronto 93-78 pensemos que este sera el principio de varias victorias que se vienen los wizards de washington. un gran futbolista le dijo a dios a su carrera, el chorrillano palacios da un paso al costado. en guatemala, el defensa panameÑo machado se reporte a los entremamientos del crema y esta listo para la temporada. hoy se corrio la novena etapa del dakar en territorio chileno. hasta aqui los deportes, buenas noches. e. >> asÍ llegamos al final,

meyers shanked it and wolverines took advantage. 3 2 23-20 to wolverines in overtime. in basketball, ryan evans tied it with a three at the buzzer, or did he? evans didn't get the shot off in time, but it all spends which clock are you looking at. shot clock at zero, stadium clock had .2 of a second. they reviewed it, waved the basket off. the spartans escape with an overtime win. gorgeous than theodore, all 19 points in the second half. set on hall upset uconn, 75-63. nba, bulls scored 26 in the first half of the hawks. then they decided to show up. 35 in the fourth quarter aloaning hawks let this one slip away. >> and after winning their first five, the thunder have lost foif straight. frustration bowled over. kendrick perkins and aldridge tangled up. trailblazers hand the thunder their second loss in as many days. 103-93. early look at sports on "early today." i'm fred roggin. >>> which singer says she won't be an actress, and which actress has been knighted by france? early morning entertainment headlines straight ahead. >>> one election in iowa, where afterward al

[laughter] >> dave, would you share the story of the oscar meyer wagon interception with your child? >> i have a theory of parenting which is that your function as a parent is to embarrass your children. i embrace that. that is your job, to be embarrassing to your children, just as your parents were embarrassing to you. i was at the miami herald and i got a call from the oscar meyer wiener company, talking about bringing the wienermobile to miami. there are six of them. a lot of people do not know that. [laughter] this nation leads the world in wienermobile technology. although, iran is a developing more. [laughter] not for long. so they called me up and say we're bringing the wienermobile to miami, would you like to drive it for a day? i said heck yes. i knew exactly what i wanted to do. i wanted to pick my son of that middle school. [laughter] there he is in peer pressure hell. i will never forget. there are all these mothers in minivans. and behind it is this looming hot dog, and i am saying, rob berrryy, come to the wienermobile. you scar their child psychologically for life. yes

meyers later died of his injuries. the investigation continues into the murder of a woman found dead yesterday by firefighters battling a blaze in her east baltimore home. police say an autopsy revealed that 84-year-old mary heinz had been stabbed multiple times. the cause of the fire remains under investigation but fire investigators have not found anything suspicious about the fire at the home on biddle street. spurred by that fire, baltimore city firefighters went on a city wide smoke alarm sweep today. they visited homes installing and testing alarms and educating residents about fire safety. the smoke alarm is the single most life-saving device in the home. in the past they concentrated on a neighborhood where there had been a fire but now they're expanding an investigation across the city. >> we feel now if there's a death in the city due to a fire we would like to be able to make all citizens of baltimore aware and make sure the citizens of baltimore have working smoke alarms. >> city residents can call 311 and

. >> reporter: meyer tool and manufacturing in oak lawn, illinois, isn't an old-style factory. the company builds high-tech equipment for some of the nation's most renowned research laboratories. >> what we have here is three distribution boxes or valve boxes going to argonne national laboratories. >> reporter: but operations vice president edward bonnema and president eileen cunningham now face perhaps the biggest challenge in meyer's 45-year history-- finding machinists and technicians who are skilled in math and reading blueprints. >> we've had openings for six or more months in some areas. we've always had the ability to bring in and do more work, but we've been limited by workers and our resources. >> reporter: manufacturing has been a bright spot in the u.s., growing three times as fast as the overall economy in the past couple of years. but, ironically, a sector which shed nearly 2.5 million jobs in the recession can't seem to find enough workers to fill an estimated 600,000 openings at factories. chicago federal reserve bank senior economist william strauss knows the pr

manage its own affairs consequences are proving brutal for some in a report now from our sebastian meyer we speak to some of the journalists that have faced imprisonment and even torture. this spring iraqis inspired by neighboring arab countries began protesting against their government in a square in baghdad one which shares its name with the better known counterpart in cairo. but iraqi journalists trying to cover these protests silenced by the government security forces in today's iraq journalists who speak out are routinely imprisoned beaten or just simply killed seems to be a high level of intolerance or dissent or for public criticism of the government policies or particular leaders use it felt to me a freelance journalist showed some shocking you tube footage from the protests this february that explicitly show iraqi security forces targeting him because he's a journalist. he shouts which is arabic for a journalist over and over again but it makes the police more violent three or four maybe five. right police were around me one of them slap me in the head other one kicked me in the

lacks any credible press freedom or freedom that is essential to any democratic country sebastian meyer or iraq. afghan investigators have accused of the u.s. army of abusing detainees at its main prison in the country saying inmates had reported being tortured and held without evidence prisoners of the u.s. run prison outside air force base north of kabul complained of freezing cold humiliating a strip searches and being deprived of light jason ditz a political analyst at the u.s. based website antiwar dot com says president karzai wants to use the prison as a bargaining chip with the taliban. a lot of these allegations have been the subject of court cases in the u.s. over the past few years particularly the question of holding detainees without any specific evidence or charges and u.s. courts have found repeatedly. unfortunately that. the military base that bob graham isn't under their jurisdiction and that the military basically can detain people as long as they want without charges at the air force base there's been talk that there will be prisoner exchanges between the u.s. in tali

final seconds, justin meyer on for the game-time field goal.t month after a curfew violation. teammates can't watch. they know it's good. we go to overtime, tied at 20. ho hokies get the ball first. officials review it. you be the judge here. looks good to me. doesn't look like there's enough evidence to overturn the call but there was. >> what? >> are you kidding me? the ball got out. michigan catches a break. meyer, a perfect 4 for 4 on the night lines up for a 37 yarder. no good. wide right. cole can't believe it. a chance to win from 37 yards. he steps forward. a false start. no call. gibbons buries the game winner. a heart breaker for the hokies. michigan defeats virginia tech 23-20 in overtime. they finish with an 11-3 record. one more note, virginia tech quarterback will forgo his senior season for the nfl draft. >>> scary moment against calvary. niklas backstrom was elbowed in the head. he was tested for a concussion. the results were inconclusive. they are listing him as day-to-day. green was back for missing 23 straight games from a g

. >>> we will take you live to a polling place in fort meyers. here comes a voter a long. poles are just getting started there. whoever comes out ahead today, gets all 50 delegates. mitt romney has a 50 gain lead, he acknowledged he did not do well in the florida debates but he says that is because he said he never saw somebody who was dishonest. >> speaker newt gingrich, he has been flailing around trying to go after me a lit, you watch it and shake your head and it is painfully revealing to watch. >> rand paul and sartor tore have -- rick santorum have moved on to the next contest. nevada's caucuses take place this saturday and colorado's take place next tuesday. >>> they expect to expand tax breaks for new businesses. they will add jobs that increase wages this year and they will immediately at deductions and it is based on bipartisan pro poll sal, even in an election year. a specific address and who that center claims to be coming up in just about eight minutes. >>> well the 15-year-old boy facing murder charges for the death of his parents faces the judge. he admitted

chad meyers all over this. minutes away. ♪ [ male announcer ] why do we grow quaker oats? because there are mountains to climb. ♪ dreams to be realized. ♪ new worlds to be explored and hearts to be won. quaker oats. energy to get you going, fiber to help fill you up and help keep your heart healthy. super people eat super grains. >>> i want to take you back to italy and talk about the shipwreck itself, what's happening today right now just off the italian coast. chad meyers, take me back to friday night. walk me through what exactly happened. >> a clear shipping channel is between this island where the boat crashed and the mainland, and the shore, which is not that far from rome. these people were on the boat for two hours. this was a two-hour cruise and this boat crashed. the captain, and this happens a lot, was taking the boat close to the island so they could see kind of a vista on the island. clearly too close. he tore a hole in the side of this boat. and the rock that he hit is still in the hull. and it's

meyer forced overtime. hokies appeared to take the lead in ot. great effort to haul it in and keep a foot in bounds but they reviewed it and overturned the touchdown. virginia settles for a field goal. gibbons for the win down the middle. michigan won the sugar bowl in dramatic fashion. >>> college hoops, a bit of controversy michigan state/wisconsin. time winding down. evans tied it with a three at the buzzer, or did he? he didn't get the shot off in time but it depends on which clock you're looking at. the shot clock at zero, the stadium clock behind it had 0.2 of a second on it and waving the basket on off. >>> seton hall handed uconn their first loss of the season. seton hall upset uconn 75-73. >>> bulls score against the hawks and decided to show up. 34 in the fourth quarter alone. deng got the layup to fall with just three seconds left. the hawks let this one slip away 76-74. >>> at thunder after lost two straight. aldridge with a game high-30. kendrick perkins and aldridge got tangled up. trail blazers handed the thunder their second loss,

chain requirement if you are headed between baxter and truckee also 50 between ice house road and meyersuired high winds around the bay closer to home 80 through berkeley heavy traffic no problems moving at the limit towards macarthur maze, metering lights on no issues on the bay bridge high winds once again. >>> our time is just about 5:20. >>> next, the entertainment power couple that has decided to split. >>> uncovering a long lost tradition on the road to the oscars. excitement. (announcer) dry cracked skin? new gold bond anti-itch lotion gives fast, lasting relief. got an itch? gold bond lotion. the quk fix for almost every itch. >>> good morning welcome back. 5:22 on this monday morning. live highway 101 in san jose the pavement is wet out there that is the case for a lot of places in the bay area this morning. so do be careful, slow it down. mike and sue will keep us updated. >>> an incident at sacramento international airport over the weekend forced a united airlines plane to return shortly after takeoff. the problem, this has happened a couple times recently, birds. it is a prob

. >> i must say, big shout out to david meyers.er in the regular season with our nfl picks. >> yes. you may remember that. >> david was 39-29. and of course tanya won. so he has brought all of this yummy food for us. and we want to thank david meyers for all of that. tanya, come on up here. >> this was the bet, once again, when we started our football competition, that whoever lost the regular season would have to cough up some grub here. so david -- i'm about to, trust me. so david fulfilled his end of the bargain. tanya did win here. >> tanya. want a bite? >> there you go, tanya. look at that. so congratulations again to tanya. thank you to david meyers for fulfilling his end of the bet here. we will eat all of this incredibly healthy food. >> onions. >> yeah. and hopefully

they assaulted 26-year-old craig meyers in august. meyers died from injuries.ng second degree murder manslaughter assault. police burst through the home of an alderman with a search warrant. the officers executed warrants at two apartments on madison street there based on a tip about drug activity. kirby call it a harrowing experience to see armed men bursts through the door. he is not accused of wrong doing. police are investigating the mix up. high honors for a police officer. payton will receive the congressional badge of bravery. he was inside the communication center when employees were held hostage in september of 2010. james lee was shot by police before he could detonate explosives. stay with wjz 13, news and first warning weather at noon. updates available at any time from anywhere, at wjz.com. here's a friendly reminder. it's your last chance to get verizon's reliable high speed internet and phone for small business for only $84.99 a month. call 1.866.solutions now or visit verizon.com/solutions. only $84.99 for high-speed internet and phone. plus you

thank you, nasaen an chad meyers. thank you so much.n panetta once said a smaller military means a bigger risk to america. but today he announced the army is shrinking. find out what's not being cut. we're live at the pentagon for you next. >>> also a death row inmate brags about life behind bars. he talks about air conditioning, tv, tooba yahya/7 medical care. now his victim's father is furious. >>> a family in north carolina is receiving taunts from death row by the man convicted of killing their daughter. danny hembree junior suffocated heather caterton back in 2009. she was 17 years of age. hembree is to be executed for his crime and the gaston gazette published a letter yesterday from the inmate who moks punishment. he writes is the public aware that the chances of my lawful murder taking place in the next 20 years if ever are very slim? is the public aware i have am a gentleman of leisure watching color tv and the ac. eating three well balanced he meals in a day? the letter goes on to say "i am a man who is ready to accept his unj

. >> reporter: that's the text message nicole brock meyer received in the middle of the night after another dorm resident reported being groped by a stranger. during the investigation, other students came forward. in all, there were four victims. >> the victims. >> other individuals came forward and started waking up. >> reporter: none of the women was hurt or hospitalized. the man may have gone door to door checking to see which ones were unlocked. all of the women he groped did not lock their doors. but it's a mystery how the attacker got in the dorm. >> at 10:00 the back door locks and this door stays open and they have ras and people sit there is making sure who comes in and out and signing the guests and stuff. but at 3 a.m. that's off. >> we have an ongoing problem like any other apartment manager with residents allowing others to tailgate in. we are' always discouraging that. >> reporter: police are still figuring out if the groper was another student. they are reviewing surveillance video. >> if we believe it will be helpful in identifying the suspects we'll release them to the stud

shifting strategy brok obama announces an end to iraq style meyer's in favor of a power shift to asia with extra emphasis on the air domination and on conventional warfare. a decade on from its launch the euro finds itself at the heart of the biggest financial crisis and half a century of the single currency threatening to bring down the very union that created it. live from moscow worth six pm eastern now with our top story this hour a deadly explosion targeting police has rocked a residential neighborhood in damascus killing up to twenty five people it's believed to have been a suicide bombing with the most of the casualties civilians syrian t.v. says the blast happened near a primary school it comes as the leader of the country's biggest military opposition group has reportedly called for president also the regime to be overthrown by military means meanwhile a former high ranking military official who defected to the opposition has claimed the government was lying when it said the violence was caused by armed gangs aided from abroad richard spencer from alternative right dot com sa

then make popular brands like philadelphia cream cheese and oscar meyer. order books at airbus were filling up last year. the european jet maker says that it bought its largest number of quarters ever because of strong demand for its revamped single ideal plan. the record number allowed airbus to take a big chunk of market share from u.s. rivals boeing. but the parent company, eads, is trying to keep expectations for this current year under control. >> a record year for airbus. good news for eads chairman as well as the airbus ceo. the plane maker won more than 1400 new orders in 2011, but they're trying to tone down expectations for this year. >> if we reach 600, we're still well above production. so that is not a catastrophe. it is just that 2011 was a very extraordinary year, and we cannot grow and grow our backlog if we cannot reach the production numbers. >> but order books continue to fill up. the company plans to hire 4 ,000 new employees this year to handle the demand. the parent company's watching the euro crisis with concern and says the solution

justin meyer nailed a chip shot to force overtime. hokies prepared to take the lead in ot. thomas to danny cole. haul it in and keep a foot inbounds. however, they reviewed it aefr ov and overturned the touchdown. minor shefranked it. the wolverines took advantage. right down the middle. michigan won the suigar bowl in overtime. >> spartans up three in overtime. time winding down. ryan evans tied it with a three at the buzzer, or did he? evans didn't get the shot off in time. that all depends on which clock you're look beinging at. the shot clock at zero, the stadium clock behind it had .2 on it. they reviewed it and waved the basket off. spartans escape with an overtime win. seton hall handed uconn the first loss of the season. theodore scored all 19 points in the second half. seton hall upset uconn 75-63. nba, bulls scored just 26 in the first half against the hawks. then they decided to show up. 34 in the fourth quarter alone. low all day and got the fall with just three seconds left. the hawks let this one slip away 76-74. >>> finally, after winning their first five gam

the kicker justin meyer misses a 37 yarder. brandon gibbons, he's going to drill a 37 yarder. that gives michigan the win and a great season. michigan wins the sugar bowl 23-20 despite putting up less than half the yards of virginia tech. the new michigan coach 11 wins in his first season. coming up at the top of the hour on "morning joe," mitt romney, one ye won here in iowa by the skin of his teeth. did he really win? rick santorum heads on to south carolina with a head of steam. [ male announcer ] juice drink too watery? ♪ feel the power my young friend. mmm! [ male announcer ] for unsurpassed fruit and veggie nutrition... v8 v-fusion. could've had a v8. >>> welcome back to "way too early" live this morning from java joe's in des moines n 2008, mitt romney left the state of iowa disappointed after a tough second place finish. last night he narrowly came out on top. the votes were identical to what it was four years ago. tell your friends that last night mitt romney received just six fewer votes in the iowa caucuses than did he in the 2008 contest. in 2008, mike huckabee won

for a full meyer 22 charred cars and trucks littered both sides of i-75.mergency crews found the injured by following the sounds of screams. this photo of a curtain of smoke was taken by a police officer's dashboard camera. listen carefully. you can hear the crunch of metal as drivers call for help. >> oh [ bleep ] oh, my god. what is going on. >> okay. we are getting help out there, okay? >> oh, my goodness. >> how many vehicles have been involved that you even seen so far. >> we cannot see, ma'am. we can't see any. >> reporter: burt thomas parked his car for protection in front of a stopped truck. when you got out of the car you couldn't see anything. what could you hear. >> you couldn't see anything. in the distrans you could hear sirens coming and i started hearing loud pops almost like guns going. it was sporadic. you know, i figured out later it was probably tires blowing out from the fire. >> reporter: the florida highway patrol shut down the same section just after midnight. oor visibility caused a three-car accident. at 3:30 a.m. they reopened the