i'm seth meyers, and this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? cheers and applause ] great work, you guys. you had to play the song so much longer. so many guests tonight. you did an excellent job. so impressed. continue to be impressed by the hard work you guys do every night. [ light laughter ] and this is very exciting for us, you guys. very exciting news for all of us. tonight is, this show, our show's one-year anniversary.

his eyes were wide open and staring just into nothing. >> and now deputy meyer notices something else when i looked at his hands, looked like they were clinched and he was concealing something. that's when i decided to take him to the ground to effect the arrest. you have a split second to decide how you were going to bring him down. i used a leg sweep to take him to the ground effectively. it went textbook. he went to the ground. i had my knee on him. i was attempting to put the handcuff on, and in a split second like superman, he lifted up, and next thing i know i was up in the air with him. >> in a single movement the suspect gains his footing and lifts meyer off the ground. >> grabbed the officer, picked him up. to me it seemed like the guy was trying to slam his head on the floor. >> the security video shows officer meyer struggling to gain control. but the suspect seems to possess amazing strength. >> once he lifted me in the air he was determined to try to break away from me. my only concern was holding onto him and keeping him there until my partner arrived so we could take hi

[ cheers and applause ] very exciting weekend in the meyers family.t about our dog frisbee on the show. frisbee, this weekend, met her biological brother for the first time. yeah. now, i know you may be asking how does a dog meet her biological brother? facebook. [ laughter ] her brother sees her on tv, saw a picture of her, wrote on her wall. and then --. here's how it happened. when my wife bought frisbee, she went to the pet store and frisbee's brother was in the pen right next to her, and she actually played with both dogs before choosing frisbee. and i think has been just haunted for the last three years wondering what happened to frisbee's brother. and has said to me a lot of times, she'll just sort of stare out the window and sort of say, "wouldn't it be fun -- wouldn't it be fun to meet frisbee's brother?" and when your wife says something like that, you have two options. one is you can start looking into the logistics of having her committed to an institution. [ laughter ] or you can say, "that would be fun." so, that's what i did. and my wif

seth meyers, "late night with seth meyers." good to meet you. to meet you. [ laughter ] there's a new study out. we get very excited about new studies here at "late night." we just respect that people spend their lives studying things, while i go about my just doing dumb stuff. they're in labs. they're studying. and according to this new study, people who smoke marijuana every day have five times the normal risk of hearing voices. [ light laughter ] and more often than not the voices are saying, "would you like fries with that?" [ laughter ] more bad news for bill cosby. [ audience ohs ] oh, i'm sorry. [ laughter ] i apologize. i'll throw in some good news, too. good news, he won $5 on a scratch-off. all right, anyway. [ cheers and applause ] hey, yeah, oh, that's good. oh, wait, but more bad news. sorry. two more women have come forward to accuse bill cosby of sexual assault bringing the total to -- he did it. [ applause ] listen to this -- you don't really have an option, i guess. [ laughter ] but still, if anyone's thinking about covering you

it's a great shame of the meyers family.se they came home, and not only did he not place in the top three, a black guy finished third. [ laughter ] and so i don't even know if my dad's going to be able to watch tonight i think -- because i think those wounds, even though they're years older are still to fresh for him. as i mentioned we have a great show for you tonight. tom selleck is here. [ cheers and applause ] also stopping by, star of the new miniseries, "dig," anne heche is with us tonight. and i'm very excited to talk to the author of this great new book, "a brief history of seven killings," marlon james. one of the best books i read last year. we will be right back with more "late night" after this. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ we love... love... love... chocolaty, creamy... with a little something extra. mmm deliciousness. cookies or almonds. yumminess. hershey's is mine, yours, our chocolate. thanks to the true fans of♪the bell. and thanks to the sriracha maniacs. ♪ without all of you, we never would have thought of t

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight?ers and applause ] glad to hear it. very glad to hear it. you know, there was a lot of talk last week, a couple weeks ago about hillary clinton and her e-mail account. well the "associated press" says that jeb bush used his second secret personal e-mail address during his time as florida governor and there is, you guys, there is some pretty embarrassing stuff in there. for example, it was a hotmail address. [ laughter ] can you trust someone with a hotmail address to lead this nation? mayor rahm emanuel is reportedly considering renaming one of chicago's airports after barack obama. and he's going to name the baggage area after joe biden. [ laughter ] i thought that was nice. this is a nice story. homeless people in rome were given a guided tour of the sistine chapel today and a free dinner. it's part of a new initiative called, "rubbing it in." look around you? [ laughter ] that's all gold. that's just gold to look at. good-bye! [ laughter ] you guys, i'm not going to lie, i'm going t

joined meyer last year as chief information officer. departing the stage says he still believes there's plenty left in the department store models. meyer shares currently down 11.9%, rish. >> from german inflation to u.s. gdp, we'll get a head start to the week ahead. "trending business" returns in a couple minutes. ♪ >> the stories making headlines around the world. greece says it wants more talks on debt repayments but insists it won't renege on what it owes to the imf. it faces $1.7 billion of payment this month. last week, athens won a four month extension to its loan agreement and pledged a series of budget reforms which must be finalized by april. greece won't be given anymore money until those reforms are accepted by its creditors. >> the imf payments, of course, we're going to prioritize. we're not going to be the first country not to meet our obligations to the imf. we shall squeeze blood out of the stone if we need to do this on our own. the other payments are in a different league and we shall have to determine this in associ

this is not why yahoo hired melissa meyers. there is lots of stories about the time when they missed buying google or missed buying linked in or facebook. they were this close to buying facebook and they didn't. meyers is looking for big scores to put yahoo back on the map. they want her to run it like a business. like i said, perfectly reasonable. >> facebook, that would have been a pretty good investment, i guess. >> it was a debate over a couple million dollars. they missed the price by a couple million dollars. >>> it is 5:17 right now. hundreds of people rallied on the peninsula in hopes of saving municipal housing. they want the city to ratify $8 million in affordable funds to go towards preserving the mobile home park. the owners of the park want to sell it. they are one of the last rent controlled properties and preserving it would help low income families. >> are you planning a trip down to disneyland? they will be closing the exhibit hall at the end of the month. they have not announced what might replace that exhibit

♪ i'm seth meyers! happy st.and applause ] >> seth: still feeling it a little bit. you guys, we've got a great show for you tonight. lena dunham is here. [ cheers and applause ] so happy she's back. also, stopping by, host of "dancing with the stars" erin andrews. [ cheers and applause ] and we'll have music from tove stykre. it's a great show. we'll be right back with lena dunham. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ transferred money from his bank of america savings account to his merrill edge retirement account. before he opened his first hot chocolate stand calling winter an "underserved season". and before he quit his friend's leaf-raking business for "not offering a 401k." larry knew the importance of preparing for retirement. that's why when the time came he counted on merrill edge to streamline his investing and help him plan for the road ahead. that's the power of streamlined connections. that's merrill edge and bank of america. then combine tender with turkey-breast,bread; with robust, spicy, melty italian favorit

joining me now to discuss the verdict's impact is fran meyer, the founder of match.com and trustee. meyer thanks for joining us. >> thanks so much for having me. >> first of all the obvious question. what's your reaction to this verdict? >> somewhat surprised although i think everybody knew that discrimination cases like this could be complex and ellen was complex herself. but i think disappointed. >> as a woman or as someone in the tech industry? why were you disappointed? >> from my point of view as a woman. i think it took a lot of courage to bring this case. i think it exposed a lot of issues that have been somewhat endemic not just to venture capital but with technology firms. and most women i know were really watching this because it was sort of our time in court. that being said, this has had the benefit of making us all talk about the issues. >> well of course kleiner perkins dodged a bullet in a way. they did prevail. but i'm wondering if you think in spite of that that there's been some kind of a tarnishing of their reputation. >> well i think when you have to expose all t

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[ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching.night -- jesse tyler ferguson, from "mad men," actress christina hendricks, music from charles hamilton and rita ora, featuring the 8g band. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, here he is, seth meyers! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody feeling tonight? [ cheers ] great to hear. people have been watin

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everyone doing tonight?heers and applause ] good to hear. good to hear. guys, are there any pope francis fans in the house tonight? [ cheers ] we're big pope francis fans here at "late night," and so we were real happy to hear this. despite being pope for only a short time, pope francis is already being credited with a miracle. apparently, apparently he called time warner cable and got a representative right away. [ laughter ] that's a big deal. [ cheers and applause ] that's a big deal. even the time warner guy said, "sorry to make you wait." and he said, "i didn't wait." and they said, "this is a miracle." [ laughter ] i worked at time warner a long time. i never -- you also seem to be in a good mood. this is a miracle. former president george w. bush will be in dallas this week raising money for his brother, jeb's, presidential run. and here's how he's gonna do it. he plans to raise the money by campaigning for ted cruz. [ laughter ] [ applause ] ted cruz said today that, if elected president, he'll tell

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? we feeling good?ers and applause ] i am excited because i just saw on the weather, because it's snowing today, they think this is the last snowstorm of the year. [ cheers and applause ] but they also said it's going to last forever, until the world is blanketed and we're all dead. so it's a win -- it's a win/win? [ laughter ] this was scary. i don't know if you saw this. laguardia airport was closed down today after a delta plane skidded off the runway and broke through a fence. so even the planes don't want to be at laguardia. [ laughter and applause ] even the planes are trying to make a jail break. passengers had to evacuate the plane by climbing out on to a broken wing. delta says they plan to take that broken wing and learn to fly again. [ cheers and applause ] and learn to live so free. which i think is, you know, making a positive out of a negative. john mccain -- there's been a lot of talk about politicians and e-mails this week, what with hillary clinton. but john mccain said today that he do

and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers tonight -- jesse tyler ferguson, from "mad men," actress christina hendricks, music from charles hamilton and rita ora, featuring the 8g band. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, here he is, seth meyers! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody feeling tonight? [ cheers ] great to hear. people have been watching march madness? >> yeah! >> seth: enjoying some college basketball this weekend? well, march madness is now down to the sweet 16. here -- just to update you, here's who's out. the team of all white guys that passes well but only shoots three pointers, they're out. [ laughter ] the small school where the coach is one of the player's dads, out. and the team you picked to go all the way, they are out. [ laughter ] so, that's your update on that. we had him as a guest just last monday, a week ago, but senator ted cruz has officially announced that he is running for president. he's officially announced that he

and i want to say that you should donate money to team seth because seth meyers is a celebrity, and -- what's that word? >> seth: an icon. [ laughter ] >> and an icon. you know i'm going to win, right? >> seth: yeah, i know. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: i don't get it. i don't get why people are so drawn to her. all right, so here we go. so to donate to team seth, go here. to donate to team perry, go here. [ laughter ] okay, and you can also find links at latenightseth.com and at cycleforsurvival.org. and, yeah, it's great. no matter who you donate to, the money goes to a good place, so

. >> bristol palin is engaged set to mary dakota meyer. soon to be mother-in-law, sarah palin said she is excited and called meyer a good and kind man. >> the 20th season of "dancing with the stars" steps off at 8:00 p.m. patty labelle is ready to show off her news. the cast includes a gold medalist and disabled vet and bachelor star. for the first time there will be live streaming of the rehearsal. >>> firefighters was injured in in a raging overnight fire. >>> two men get into an argument ascertain one end up in time hospital and the other in handcuffs. "action news" will be right back. # jim: it's a bad idea to assess children this way. it takes away the joy of learning in a classroom, which was one of the reasons we all became teachers - to see the bright look on their face when you finally got them. ros: it's those years where we had that teacher who gave us a little extra, who spent a little bit more time with us, who made us stay after school, who kept calling our parent. a standardized test is one of the weakest ways to assess stud

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight?, man, that is good to hear. quick question, how many of you watched the oscars last night? [ cheers ] and how many of you are still watching it? [ laughter ] i don't want to say the oscars ran long, but the best picture oscar was awarded on "good morning america." which is never a good sign. this is a shame. the ratings for last night's academy awards hit a six-year low. so few people -- this is true. so few people saw the oscars that it's been nominated for an oscar. [ laughter ] so that's the upside. [ applause ] that's the upside to that. i thought this was nice. i thought this was probably the most special part of last night's telecast. a lot of oscar winners used their acceptance speeches last night to push social issues, while john travolta used his appearance to push idina menzel's face. [ laughter and applause ] hello, friend. hello, oldest friend. this is a normal human interaction. [ laughter ] you are my friend. you are my friend. [ laughter ] moving on to some political ne

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i'm seth meyers, and this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight?applause ] great work, you guys. you had to play the song so much longer. so many guests tonight. you did an excellent job. so impressed. continue to be impressed by the hard work you guys do every night. [ light laughter ] and this is very exciting for us, you guys. very exciting news for all of us. tonight is, this show, our show's one-year anniversary. it's our one year anniversary. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. and i guess it's safe to say we're in the honeymoon phase still, because we're still doing it four times a week. [ applause ] turning to some political news. a new cbs news poll released last week shows chris christie is ranked ninth out of all republican presidential candidates. ninth out of all presidential candidates. he's just behind bobby jindal and just ahead of a gun wearing a cowboy hat. [ laughter and applause ] so, that's good. he's ahead of that. that's good. this is pretty great. the new version of apple ios will include racially diverse emojis. racially div

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight?se ] that is good to hear. it's a real nice energy in the house tonight. a real nice energy. can you guys feel this really nice energy? yeah, that's good. okay, good. the band concurs. guys, i want to get started with some political news. after vetoing the keystone xl pipeline bill, president obama has passed george washington's total number of vetoes while in office. which is crazy, because obama's dealing with the same congress. [ laughter ] a lot of those guys were old when they started, so -- president obama's former press secretary jay carney will reportedly become a senior vice president at amazon. a senior vice president at amazon. carney says he's excited to work for someone who doesn't take six years to deliver. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] this is exciting. any npr fans here? [ cheers ] today is the 45th anniversary of npr, and i hear the party got pretty crazy. [ laughter ] terry gross put a little extra agave nectar in her green tea. sarah koenig drunk dialed adnan.

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how are you all doing tonight?and applause ] good to hear. well, it's monday. the weekend just ended. did anyone else here spend their weekend watching "house of cards"? [ cheers ] yeah. because the third season of "house of cards" premiered on netflix this weekend. there was corruption, deceit, and betrayal and that was just me canceling plans so i could watch it. [ laughter ] yeah, dave, i can't make it. my grandmother died. oh, she died all right. [ laughter ] in 1997. but that's the thing about dave, he'll believe anything. [ laughter and applause ] i had no idea a camera was going to be there. that was just dumb luck. [ laughter ] sometimes you get super lucky in show -- we have cameras everywhere, but i had no idea there was one specifically -- you know elections, a lot of talk about the 2016 election. jeb bush told an audience this weekend that he is not familiar with the ways of washington, despite being related to two presidents. but, in his defense, one of them wasn't familiar with the ways of washington

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight?and applause ] that is good to hear. i'm telling you that it's good to hear. let's get started, everyone. alabama chief justice roy moore defended his decision to try and ban gay marriage by telling reporters that he's had many friends who are homosexual. you know how you can tell when someone doesn't have a lot of gay friends? when they use the word homosexual. [ laughter ] it's a dead give away. [ applause ] "this is my friend dave, and he is a homosexual. [ laughter ] i tell you now so you will not be alarmed later." some world news, ukraine officials say that while vladimir putin was announcing a cease-fire agreement today, over 100 russian military vehicles and weapons crossed into ukrainian territory. said putin, "it's not ukraine. it's my kraine. [ laughter and applause ] it's my kraine. i'll take it. it's my kraine. good-bye. so long. [ laughter ] good-bye, good-bye." german chancellor angela merkel called the new cease-fire agreement between ukraine and russia, "a glimmer of h

i am seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing to night?and applause ] good to hear. good to hear. guys it's st. patrick's day. [ cheers and applause ] as you can tell, from my blue and brown tie. [ laughter ] new york city st. patrick's day parade today hosted its first ever lgbt participants. that's great news. [ cheers and applause ] great news. because let's face it, a parade without gays is just people walking in the streets. [ laughter ] that's all that is. [ applause ] today was the first, that was the first st. patrick's day parade today as far as i'm concerned. this is amazing. statistics, if you're into that sort of thing. americans are expected to drink over 13 million pints of guinness today. [ cheers ] 13 million pints of guinness. to give you an idea how much beer that its, go outside and look at the sidewalk. [ laughter ] mitt romney, this is interesting to me. mitt romney has signed up to compete in a charity boxing match. [ laughter ] against, there is more. against former heavyweight champion evander holyfield. [ laughter

i'm seth meyers, this is "late night," how are we all doing tonight?heers and applause ] that is good to hear. i'm so glad your spirits are high which is why i feel bad. i'm heart broken for what i'm about to tell you, because this is the big news today. zayn malik has officially left -- zayn malik has officially left one direction. however -- [ cheers and applause ] however, i am happy to say, i don't know which one that is. [ laughter and applause ] i saw it coming. i saw this coming as soon as he started dating yoko ono. i said it. i said it on this show. [ laughter ] this is also interesting, in political news. because his wife is taking a leave of absence from work, senator ted cruz is being dropped from her health insurance, and will have to sign up for obamacare. [ laughter and applause ] it's true, i'm not making that up. ted cruz. that ted cruz is signing up for obamacare, this is like finding out jenny mccarthy went in for a flu shot. [ laughter ] that's what it's like, you guys. zayn's gone, and he's not coming back. we need to get that thro

i'm seth meyers. this, right here, is "late night." how are we all doing tonight?s and applause ] glad to hear it. very, very glad to hear it. also, very glad to hear this. today, you guys, today is national grammar day. [ cheers ] come on. come on, seriously, who cares? [ laughter ] i'm sorry, excuse me. whom cares? [ laughter ] whom cares? i think i got it right. [ applause ] some political news. we always get excited about political news here. we get excited about the fact that a presidential election is coming up, and it's only like 50 months away. [ light laughter ] potential presidential candidate, dr. ben carson, said last night that prison, prison proves being homosexual is a choice. because that's what prison is all about -- choices. [ laughter ] choices. [ cheers and applause ] there's a new study out. we get very excited about new studies here at "late night." we just appreciate that there are people that commit their lives to studying things and then put them in binders, and give us the binder -- we just get to flip through it, skim it. you know, let's