he's the host of "late night with seth meyers," our pal seth meyers. >> steve: yeah!se ] >> jimmy: is stopping by! i have known that kid forever, man. >> steve: forever and a day. >> jimmy: he's crushing it upstairs. plus from the amc show "preacher" and the movie "mama mia 2," dominic cooper is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] you know i love abba, man. and it's always fun when they stop by. from the cw show "penn & teller fool us," penn & teller are here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: really? really? >> jimmy: they always bring it. tonight they are going to perform a magic trick later that you do not want to miss. it's a great show, you guys. summer's here. summer solstice. you feeling that, higgins? >> steve: solsticing it up, man. >> jimmy: yeah, summer's officially here and i don't have a book to read. i don't have a good summer read. but i want to be there. i want to be walking around with that book that everyone's got like, "oh, you? yeah, me." and you go -- anyways, so i figured it would be kind of fun thing to maybe do a summer book club. >>

. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.his is "late night." how is everyone doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's great to hear. in this case, let's the news. homeland security secretary rstjen nielsen yesterday dismissed demands that president trump unilaterally e practice of separating families at the border. and said, quote, "congress can fix this tomorrow." really? [ light lahter ] have you met congress? they are still finalizing the louisiana purchase. [ laughter ] president trump tweeted today, ote, "if you don't have borders, you don't have a country." and if you don't have a country, you can't have a presidee . sod it, we got rid of him. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it was theorder -- it was the borders this whole time. president trump today spoke to

seth meyers with "late night with seth meyers."retary sanders, when are you gointo start telling us the truth? >> not today or tomorrow or at any point ever. [ light laughter ] >> seth: greu . can ll us a little bit about eric trump's birthday party? >> no one from the white house staff will attend. [ laughter ] >> seth: what did jared kushner he to donald trump during election? >> i wish i could vote for you but i'm only 11. [ laughter ] >> seth: sarah, where do you see yourself in five years? >> further from the truth. o [ audien ] [ light laughter ] >> seth: president trumpeems to be fairly unfriendly to angela merkel. was there ever a time when trume d germany? >> from 1942 to 1945. audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: why does president et trump want to ith vladimir putin? >> to accept the check.[ ughter ] >> seth: what dipresident trump tell his kids to do on mother's day? >> call your moms. audience ohs ] >> seth: the president has announced a new branch of the military called the space force. what's the first ste

meyer and kerr did not score meyer and kerr did not score a basket this season....but they are to be the max.....back next hour. (grant) just about every week we see video of someone going on a racist rant in the bay area ... (vicki) stanley roberts looks into the surge of this kind of behavior... .. steal our food steal our money our jobs so racist oh my god this is of all places daly city, where a husband and wife were victims of this woman's racistrant inside a lucky supermarket look it honey, look it honey, look it honey, lickey lickey, lickey you want me to talk filthy according to the family targeted, they did absolutely nothing to provoke the rant... but started recording when she just kept going come on come on look at all the groceries they buy this is something no one should have to experience ever. but unfortunately it happens more than you know we got a family to feed, so what go back to your county let's pause the video for a second when he says it is my country she responds with your lying, just like you got here (ok) now some people will say there has been a sudden sur

seth meyers! now seth meyers is a funny guy. not just a funny guy. he's using his come by platform to take on some of the most serious topics facing our country and sometimes, it takes somebody with "saturday night live" level comedy skills just to convey all the ab b surrenderty that's going on in the country right now and he pulls it off night after night. so i'm happy to have him here. also for the first time, we're going to air my full exclusive interview with kim kardashian west. tonight. on the van jones show. this week, kim got a chance to meet face-to-face for the very first time with the newly freed alic alic alice johnson. a great grandmother who was serving a life sentence for a first time drug offense. life sentence, first time offense. now, kim appealed personally to president trump and he commuted her sentence, to hats off to donald trump for doing that. now after 21 years, miss johnson is finally free. and such an important story about redenlgs, embracing second chances. both for alice johnson and kim kardashian west. to be fair, miss

us [ cheers and app] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers.campaign chairman paul manafort's bail on

here he is in the surf near fort meyer. fort meyer is a place i used to camp as a kid. it has a historic shipwreck. now it's pretty much rusted into the sand and disappeared, but i can imagine rober kendy walking and seeing that wreck as he was on this beach. he went out to baker county, baker oregon, and this is an iconic photo of him on the runway with the mountains in the background and with his dog. there is a version of this necture that ken me the month before he passed awayndee y here the snow-covered mountains in the background and walking down the runway in one of those few moments of peace and reflection in between his speeches all across the state. senator kennedy, when ted kennedy, when he gave me this picture, he also wrote me a letter, t i july, the month before ted kennedy passed away, and he said i've always loved this photo of bobby and his dog freckles, taken in baker city on may 22nd, 1968, and he said he has a copy of it hanging in his office, and he knew a little bit from our conversations that bobby had been an inspiration to me, and he wrote i kno

with me is cornelia meyer, chief executive of meyer resources.do you make of what france is saying? ultimately, he is saying together we are stronger than the us as one. it seems like a pretty divided g7. they are bigger together, but it is a disparate market. canada is out there, as is japan. the g7 have been the steering committee of global governance, economic governance, so far. it is important to have the largest economy in that stable committee which is currently not happening. how big of an issue will trade be? is it time to talk trade in the g7? it is time to talk trade, because it hurts everyone. especially if you look at germany, japan, and canada, they are very worried about cars. 4196 they are very worried about cars. 41% of light vehicles in the us are imported. and, umm, and, umm, about 98% of them come from japan, canada, and the eu. the issue is we have so many different opinions. france is saying let's stick together. europe has slapped back row —— retaliatory tariffs. and we have japan, which seems to be taking the more measured

. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.s a setup and trap." but it's not trump's fault he tweeted that, it's just what his iphone auto corrects to when he

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seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.s is "late night." how is everyone doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, les get to the ws. the supreme court today upheld president trump's travel ban on seven primarily muslim nations. trough, i think they should only uphold the ban ip can name all seven. [ laughter ] "well, um, there's iraq, iran, . um, shar [ laughter ] presidt trump was in south carolina to campaign for governor henry mcmaster. incidentally, mcmaster is also c what truls the manager at the mcdonald's he goes to. [ laughter ] "excuse me, could i speak to your mcmaster." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] according to "the new york times," former white house press secretary sean spicer is ng develo talk show. it's called "late night with such liars." [ laughter ] [ applause ] president trump today accused democrats of wanting "unlimited crime." coincidently, unlimited crime was also the most popular class at trump university. [ laughter ] french president emmanuel macrop m

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i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? cheers and applause ] that is wonderful to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. supreme court justice anthony kennedy announced he is retiring today. "do you know what that means?" said trump who was really asking. [ laughter ] also, justice kennedy, what are you doing retiring, man? you have a great job where you barely work. you get a wear a robe all day and give your opinions on stuff. that basically is retirement. [ laughter ] stick around, at least until we get a new president. six months tops. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] 28-year-old first time candidate alexandria ocasio cortez beat ten-term representative joe crawley in late -- last night's new york democratic primary. and i got to say, nancy pelosi looked very surprised two years ago. [ laughter ] president trump spoke today at "the face to face with our future" event. said our future -- [ gasps ] [ laughter ] mitt romney won last night's utah republican's senate primary. romney celebrated by going to a victory

i'm seth meyers and this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight?heers and applause ] fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. kanye west tweeted pictures this afternoon of a make america great again hat he got from president trump. [ laughter ] in response, trump tweeted pictures with some clothes that kanye got him. [ laughter ] president trump met with apple ceo tim cook at the white house today to find out once and for all what an apple is. [ laughter ] "and you eat them?" former white house press secretary sean spicer appeared in madam tussauds today to unveil a wax figure of first lady melania trump. and you can tell it's not the real melania because -- okay, you can't tell. [ laughter and applause ] the president of iran today said that he has told french president emanuel macron that he will not change even one sentence of the obama-era nuclear deal. "there's more than one sentence?" asked trump who hasn't read it yet. [ laughter and applause ] the -- the second season of dystopian drama "the handmaid's tale" premiered tonight

. >> in the new film, meyers is on another murder spree., jamie lee's character of laurie is ready for him. jamie lee starred in previous sequels where it was revealed that she and michael meyers were brother and sister. >> i'll see you in hell. >> this is a true reboot. the other story lines have been wipe out. >> he waited for me. i've waited for him. get out. get inside! >> the 1978 laurie was meek. she's kind of a superhero this time. >> nowadays we have wonder women. even linda hamilton. you're going see me in tank top in this movie. you will not see her arms. you think you'll see a side-by-side of me and line da hamilton. not going happen. do you believe in the boogie man? >> do you embrace the moniker of scream queen? >> every text or comment on social media, they go, yeah, queen. at some point zblsh i need you to do that for me again. come on. come on. >> yes, queen. >> the crown emoji. the script is in good hands. john carpenter helped write it. he co-wrote and directed the original. he composed that classic oh, so, creepy theme mu

. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.lies at the border. and said, quote, "congress can

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i'm seth meyers! this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight?heers and applause ] in that case, let's get to the news. before we start our monologue, the news this week, incredibly depressing. so just for us tonight, in the monologue, we're not going to mention the president. we're not even going to say his name. we're just going to talk about other things. then we'll do "a closer look," where we'll just unload. [ laughter ] so here we go! no trump monologue. billy joel will host the re-election fundra f new york governor andrew cuomo next month, with tickets starting at $5,000. that's ridiculous. if you want to spend $5,000 to see billy joel, just pay his bail after a dui. [ laughter ] [ applause ] look, when you -- when you can't make jokes about trump, sometimes you've got to go back like 12 years. [ laughter ] tomorrow is prince william's birthday. he'll celebrate the same way he always does, in a hat. [ laughter ] a film critic at "the new yorker" is attracting criticism online for publishing a review of pixar's "the incredibles 2" that sex

f stay tun "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night.fred armisen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everyone doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's great to hear. in this case, let's the news. homeland security secretary rstjen nielsen yesterday dismissed demands that president trump unilaterally e practice of separating families at the border. and said, quote, "congress can

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seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.s is "late night." how is everyone doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump was in the milwaukee today to meet with his supporters. and after i read his remarks, i also needed some support from milwaukee. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] at a rally in north dakota last night, president trump said that he wants his pick for the supreme court to stay on the court for 40 or 45 years. even more disturbing he added, "or until the end of my presidency. whichever comes first." [ laughter and applause ] according to the reports, former new york city mayor michael bloomberg is considering a presidential run in 2020, making him the richest person to seek the position. i said, making him the richest person to seek the position! according to new research, artificial intelligence programs may eventually be susceptible to stress and depression if they learn to think like a human being. [ light laughter ] and it is not

. >> at the beginning of the press conference bob meyers pointed out, remember kristen, he was player agent before he was a general manager. it was a big risk on lakers part to hire a player agent to become a general manager. and when he instantly proclaimed that the warriors will be nba champions within five years an meyers coulded at that because he grew up here. he knows the few tillity of the warriors organization -- few tillity of the warriors organization over an extended period of time. he runs the organization and he brought them three championships. >> the guy is a fortune teller. look where we are now. we saw steph in curry down there -- stephen curry, just a treat to watch that interaction. you wonder whether these parades are different for them because they've been here before. but watching their energy and watching that connection with the crowd, you know, you have to realize that it's such an accomplishment for them to get to the end of the season, to come out on top this way and to be able to hold that trophy up and high-five the fans, i have to imagine, it never gets o

us [ cheers and app] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers.[ cheers and ae ] >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doinght? [ cheers and applause ] i thfantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. a federal judge in virginia revoked former trump campaign chairman paul manafort's bail on frid and sent him to jail while he awaits trial. jail or as it will soon be known, trump 2020 reelection headquarters. [ laughter and applause ] "how's everything going down there?" "it's hard. ll."nly get one [ light laughter ] according to the "washington post," former trump advisor roger stone secretly met with a russian national who wanted $2 illion in exchange for damaging information about hillary clinton. but it turned out that all the russian had was a videotape containing this. >> but i try to figure out how we get them to have pokÉmon go to the polls. a [ laught applause ] i mean -- >> seth: the ceo of audi was arrested tay in germany. and he even got his own special handcuffs. [ laughter a

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight?erday, white house press secretary sarah huckabee sanders claimed that the case had already been won in arbitration.

i'm seth meyers. this iho"late night." is everybody doing tonight?huckabee sanders claimed that the case had already been won in arbitration.

. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.ou sent a dictator a letter but used twitter to fire most of your staff.

. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.s is "late ni"onight? [ cheers and applause ] that is great to hear. in that case let's get to the news. president trump today sent a letter to north korean leader kim jong-un canceling their upcoming meeting. so, let me just get this straight. you sent a dictator a letter but used twitter to fire most of your staff. [ laughter ] how do you break up with your wives? billboards? [ laughter and applause ] "just, on your way home tonight, look up." [ laughter ] in an interview yesterday, author stephen king said vice president pence is quote, "creepy" and looks like quote, "the mean doctor on a soap opera." [ light laughter ] hey, stephen king, let me do the jokes, man. [ light laughter ] you don't see me trying to scare people with stories about an evil clown -- oh, right, every night. sorry, every night. [ laughter ] fair. totally fair. i take it back, stephen king. [ cheers and applause ] in an interview on fox and friends, president trump said that nfl players who kneel for the anthem

. >> seth: good evening i'm seth meyers.s is "late night." how is everyone doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. "the new yti obtained a list of 49 questions, special counsel robert mueller wants to ask president trump. well, president trump still only has the one answer. >> stupid question. [ laughter ] >> seth: that's right. robert mueller has 49 questions he wants to ask president trump. or if you want to make it easier on yourself, just ask trump one question, and he'll give you 49 different answers. [ cheers and applause ] "i did -- i did meet with him, but i also didn't. [ laughter ] so whichever one of those is best for me legally, just put that down." that's right, robert mueller wants to ask president trump 49 questions, which is about 49 more than sarah sanders has ever answered. [ cheers and applause ] president trump's former doctor, harold bornstein -- is claiming that the trump's lawyer and body guard raided his office and took trump's medical records. th

, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everyone doing tonight?la [ cheers and ae ] fantastic to hr. in that case, let's geto the news. president trump held a campaign rally last night in ota. and long story short, we are now in a trade war wh minnesota. [ laughter ] first lady melania trump made a surprise trip to the u.s./mexico border today and visit facility holding migrant haildren. "i can't imagineterrible things you've been through," said one of the kids to melania. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thiss a true thing. [ light laughter ] first lady melania trump was wearing a jacket today with the words, "i really don't care. do u?" written on the back when e bordered the plane to visit the border. you know, a lot of people are a giving hard time about it. but i think it's nice that she had a jacket made to display her wedding vows. laughter and applause ] "you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" "i don't care, do you?" "no." [ light laughter ] after melania trump was sp