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it doesn't really explain the suddenness, but suffice to say, stein meyer has been here. he has met a joe biden and the oval office it's. it was his 1st time in the oval office meeting, a president with whom he has a towards whom he has friendly feelings. he famously did not share those same feelings that towards donald trump. he had called in the hate preacher and did not meet him. but uh, yeah, so clearly, given that he would drop everything at an invitation from the white house, the relationship between him and joe biden is clearly a different one. so at least the trans atlantic bridge seemed to be on full display today in washington. but he was loyal makers, recently refused to greet on more aid for ukraine. if we read between the lines, could that have been a motivating factor behind today's visit? and i think it is definitely fair to say that ukraine occupies a lot of space in both leaders mines. now, after the meeting, the white house released a joint statement, committing a 3 affirming their commitment to one another as allies towards the co ordinating their respo

has arrived into us after a last minute invitation from president joe by stein meyer was surprised by the invitation to come to washington, which the white house said is intended to re you from close ties between the 2 nato allies. the german president also sat down for talks with the head of the ca, about support for ukraine. the was congress recently put its commitment to europe in question after failing to improve funding for 2 years. after the meeting in the white house, stein myers said he and biting had spoken about the amount of support berlin was providing to ukraine. something which in the past germany has been criticized for providing not enough of went by and not the president fight and did not make any demands on germany. rather the officers. and i'd also, like he expressed his satisfaction to them that over the past 19 months of the war, once in germany has become the 2nd largest contributor of supports on to you, crime that's, that's just, it's a there or kind them, nothing for more. let's bring him dw as washington correspondent, janelle do a lot on so to know as we wer

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call jacoby and meyers. justice for you since 1972 >>> the 49ers are getting ready for prime time against the vikings on monday night. we have an injury update for some key players. >> the 49ers are back to practice after suffering their first loss of the season. christian mccaffrey, deebo samuel and trent williams all set out thursday while nursing injuries and head coach kyle shanahan was not tipping his hat on their status for monday night. >> are you expecting all three of those guys to play? >> not today. they are not practicing today. >> they are all considered day today and shanahan admitted he was encouraged with the results of mccaffrey's mri. meanwhile, the 49ers locker room is not short on motivation this week. it has been so long since they have lost in the regular-, a says he forgot what it was like. >> it was tough. we had to eat it for an extra day and then we were dreading coming in here for the meeting. it has been a long time since we lost. i actually forgot what the routine was when we los

mike meyers.r ] mike meyers. mike meyers. mike meyers. [ laughter ] michael meyers [ laughter ] that's mike wazowski oh, come on, the speaker's name is mike johnson! no, that's magic johnson [ laughter ] that's magic mike. [ laughter ] that's randy johnson that's dwayne "the rock" johnson. that's a bad wax statue of dwayne "the rock" johnson. [ laughter ] that's a bottle of johnson & johnson. scarlet johansson. that's lil jon, son. [ laughter ] why is this so hard? he's our speaker of the house! we should know who he is his name is mike johnson no that's mick jagger! his name is mike johnson will someone please just get the right picture of mike johnson there we go. thank you! [ cheers and applause was that so hard meanwhile, earlier today, mike johnson met with president biden for the first time since becoming speaker. johnson is pretty famous for being an election denier so, it got awkward when he said, "good to meet you, 'president biden.'" [ laughter ] but the meeting was very friendly biden e

it's dripping presents, hung farther. stein meyer has been holding talks with his us calendar park. joe biden, at the lighthouse stein model, was surprised by the invitation to come to washington, which the white house said is intended to reaffirm close ties between the 2 middle allies. the german president also set down for talks with the head of the c. i a about it support for ukraine, the was quite versed recently put its commitment to europe in question after failing to improve funding for ts was for the after the meeting in the white house, cheyenne myers and he and biden had spoken about the amount of support vitamin was providing to create or berlin rather was providing to ukraine, something which in the past germany has been criticized for not providing enough of run by the knots the president fight and did not make any demands on germany. but rather, the officer reason i'd also like he expressed his satisfaction to them that over the past 19 months of the war, once in germany has become the 2nd largest contributor of supports on to you. crime that's, that's just, it's a, th

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well tonight.if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news the white house today announced new initiatives to combat junk fees sounds like somebody tried to see frankie valli. "convenience fee [ laughter ] get janet yellen on the phone! house republicans today nominated majority leader steve scalise to be the next speaker, while next week's speaker is anyone's guess. [ laughter ] federal prosecutors accused republican congressman george santos yesterday of stealing campaign donors' identities but if you donated money to george santos, you're probably looking for a new identity anyway [ laughter ] that's right federal prosecutors filed 23 charges against republican congressman george santos, including two counts of aggravated identity theft, two counts of wire fraud, and numerous counts of trying to make this look a thing [ laughter ] a group of house republicans who call themselves "ok" for only kevin are reportedly planning to nomimate house speaker kevin mccarthy for the speakership. unfortun

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meyer was acknowledged right before the start of the game. this was part of mental health month awareness month. ktvu south bay reporter lamonica peters live tonight at stanford with more from tonight's remembrance. lamonica mike katie's number was 19 and it seemed fitting that her team would remember her today which is october 19th. october is also mental health awareness month and the team wanted to spread that message at tonight's game in march of 2022, the stanford family lost an important teammate and friend, kay katie myers legacy was bigger than soccer. and we're dedicating tonight's game to mental health awareness at stanford. women's soccer team prepared to take on oregon state thursday night, the stanford athletic department remembered soccer player katie meyer, who died by suicide last year. the entire team practiced in shirts with 19 on the back. myers jersey number. it's something we talk to our girls about at a young age, talking about how they're feeling, what they're going through, and not to shy away through these things and

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well.ow, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news former vice president mike pence announced on saturday that he is ending his presidential campaign and said, quote, "this is not my time." but only because his time is the 1950s. [ laughter ] president biden today signed an executive order regulating artificial intelligence technology it's so stringent that he now has to play himself in disney's hall of presidents [ laughter ] [ laughter ] while speaking at a campaign event yesterday in sioux city, iowa, former president trump mistakenly referred to the south dakota city of sioux falls. well, that's it. he's got to be done now, right [ laughter ] i mean, 91 felony charges is one thing, but you can't mix up the siouxs [ laughter ] according to a new survey, 75% of americans believe that democracy is at risk in the 2024 presidential election and the other 25% is enough to win the electoral college. [ laughter ] vice president kamala harris appeared last night on "60 minutes" which mea

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call jacoby & meyers, justic. ♪ >>> thanks for joining us.t with a horrific day of bloodshed in gaza city. hundreds killed as a massive blast strikes a hospital filled with patients and civilians seeking shelter. all this as president biden makes an unprecedented trip to israel. here's abc's chief global affairs coanchor martha raddatz. >> reporter: tonight, the death toll rising in the devastating strike on a hospital in gaza city. palestinian officials saying at least 500 people killed in what they claim was an israeli air strike. video circulating online showing the carnage. fires raging in the rubble. first responders rushing victims away. the hospital was already packed with the wounded as well as thousands of palestinians seeking shelter from the fighting. israel tonight adamant they were not at fault. >> this was the islamic jihad that fired a long-range rocket towards a long-range target. it failed and exploded, and that is what happened at the hospital. >> reporter: a u.s. official telling abc it is uncertain who launched the strike,

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sean meyer said germany can only live in peace if it's the jewish citizens are able to do so. as well as relatives of german citizens being held hostage by him. us say they are desperate for any information about their loved ones. the german 4 administer and elena, their bach met several of the families in israel. she also visited the site of a homicide rocket attack that killed several israelis arriving in israel and letting it be a bulk hated to see him off as destruction for himself. we are standing alongside who is riley, count about the p, a survey, the splice and home near the gossip buddha, the 3 people dies you after it was hit by how most rockets fairbanks trip is the show of solidarity with israel and the aftermath of the attacks visiting a crisis seemed to she can deem thomas and god to support israel with what ever it needs. in this horrible days, we the people of germany, a standing with you. we're feeling with you. we all use re lease the space. so i would like to convey our deepest solidarity from the government of germany, but also from the people of germany to

>> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.is "late night. we hope you're doing well, and now if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news republicans yesterday elected mike johnson the 56th speaker of the house, which is crazy 'cause a month ago we were only at 12 [ laughter ] politico published a new profile today about house speaker mike johnson titled "55 things you need to know about mike johnson." 55 [ laughter ] i don't know 55 things about my wife [ laughter ] i don't think there are 55 things about mike johnson. what's number 55 on the list he's not allergic to cilantro? [ laughter ] workers at the capitol yesterday hung a sign above the speaker's office for house speaker mike johnson, instead of what johnson wanted to hang in the capitol building, mike pence [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] judge arthur engoron fined former president trump $10,000 yesterday for violating his gag order. said trump, "here's $20. i just posted your address on instagram. [ laughter ] the united auto workers announced yesterday that the

call jacoby & meyers, justice for you since 1972. and human it. and this giveaway is the focus of tonight's neighbor to neighbor. and joining me now live to talk more about it is cammy blackstone, director of external affairs for at&t. cammy, nice to see you tonight. so we had about 50 laptops distribute suited at the mission neighborhood center. that's awesome. tell me why you chose this location. well, this is all part of a huge project that at&t has embarked on. we made a $2 billion commitment a couple of years ago to sort of bridge the digital divide and, you know, you do that through different ways, through adoption , which is teaching people digital literacy or through access to the internet. and we can do that through the affordable connectivity program or through devices. and we got to do that today with mission neighborhood center in san francisco. we've given away 250 this summer. so last night, as part of digital inclusion week, we gave 50 laptops away to the alive and free omega boys club. and today it was mission girls at mission neig

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well tonight.if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news the white house announced yesterday that president biden was interviewed over two days as part of the investigation into his handling of classified documents. it was supposed to be one day, but, you know, when you get that man talking -- [ light laughter ] "should we come back tomorrow and wrap this up?" according to a new report, white house staffers believe that president biden's handling of the war in ukraine and the hamas attack on israel could define his legacy said biden, "oh, good, so not the bike thing?" [ laughter ] former president trump held a campaign rally last night in new hampshire and blamed windmills for killing whales well, normally when someone says something like that, the next thing you see is the backup quarterback warming up on the sidelines. [ laughter ] but, nope, they're leaving him in the game! house republicans held a closed-door meeting yesterday to discuss the speakership and one member called it a, quote,

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the german president frank walter stein meyer has spoken on the phone with his is really counter parties that carrots all. and here's which 9 meyer had to say. president hertzog has told me about the shocking scale of the attacks by how much and at several locations in his country. israel has to defend itself against his brutal terror. my full solidarity is with our is really friends who have been attacked. germany's foreign minister and of the a bay or block has called the attack, a major regional escalation and warrant against travel to the region, which is always good to sit in the government's crisis, team and mentally at the foreign office. people back in july monitoring the situation very closely. so i'm guessing so i, this time we strongly advise against travel to israel and the palestinian territories, tennessee anderson could be to up. and this costs over now for more on this indeed have these political correspondent benjamin alvarez gruber, at benjamin. are we hearing any other reactions coming out of germany? or do they just mentioned the reaction of the gentleman president yo

>> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.is "late night. we hope you're doing all right and now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news president biden appeared last night on "60 minutes" and spoke about the ongoing war between israel and hamas, and you could tell he was nervous, because he kept asking, "how many more minutes? [ laughter ] the senate returned this week from a fall recess unfortunately the house is still in detention [ laughter ] house republicans on friday picked ohio congressman jim jordan to be their nominee for speaker of the house the vote was 81 no, and 124, "yeah, fine. [ laughter ] republican congressman george santos reportedly got into a screaming match on thursday with an activist at the capital while holding a 2-month-old baby [ light laughter ] so finally, he's actually representing the people of long island [ laughter ] currently indicted republican congressman george santos was seen leaving a colleague's office carrying a mysterious baby and when he was asked if the baby was his, he r

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well tonight.f you don't mind, we're going to get to the news president biden and first lady dr. jill biden were photographed yesterday walking on the beach and when there were one set of footprints, that's when jill carried him. [ laughter ] that's right president biden and first lady dr. jill biden were photographed walking on the beach while kevin mccarthy was spotted walking into the ocean [ laughter ] president biden and his israeli prime minister benjamin netanyahu reportedly spoke last night on the phone. well, if anything can delay an israeli ground invasion, it's one of biden's stories [ laughter ] "let me tell you about my track and field days they called me -- they called me the scranton flyer." [ laughter ] following reports that he repeatedly shared sensitive information with australian billionaire anthony pruitt, former president trump released a statement in "the new york times" yesterday and said, "pratt is from a friendly country in australia, one of our great allies." and added, q

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well.ow if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news president biden spoke from the oval office tonight in a primetime address and asked congress to approve $100 billion in emergency funds well, good luck with that. we can't even get congress to approve each other [ laughter ] republican congressman carlos gimenez said yesterday that his office has received robocalls encouraging him to vote for ohio congressman jim jordan but then he remembered he actually saved jordan's number as "scam likely. [ laughter ] a group of moderate republican lawmakers are reportedly pushing to temporarily empower acting house speaker pro tem patrick mchenry. oh, you mean this guy? [ gavel slamming ] [ light laughter ] the congressman from asgard? [ laughter ] are we sure the lectern can handle it? he slammed that thing like they just canceled "frasier." [ light laughter ] come on. that dude watches "frasier." [ laughter ] while leaving court yesterday, former president trump said that he, quote, "probably"

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>> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.late night. we hope you're doing well. now, if you don't mind, let's get to the news. trump 2020 campaign lawyer jenna ellis pleaded guilty today to a criminal charge in the georgia election interference case, making her former president trump's fourth co-defendant of the trial to plead guilty so i guess in the end, he did teach them all the art of the deal [ cheers and applause that's right, jenna ellis pleaded guilty to a criminal charge in the georgia election case, making her trump's fourth co-defendant of the trial to plead guilty you might remember ellis as the least-weird lawyer from this press conference [ laughter ] she's the one sticking out like a normal thumb [ laughter ] she looks like marilyn from the munsters [ laughter ] for the kids, got to put one of those -- [ light laughter ] it's 2023! [ laughter ] michael cohen is set to testify today in a manhattan courtroom against former president trump in his civil fraud trial it's a big deal, even though this picture makes it

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well tonight.f you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news. after the white house announced last week that the construction will resume on the border wall, president biden told reporters, quote, i was told that i had no choice oh, man, i have a bad feeling we're going to find out this was all the work of one really good telemarketer [ laughter ] "they said if i build a border wall i get three months of spectrum internet. i had to do it.' according to a new analysis, over one third of supreme court decisions are decided unanimously. the other two thirds are decided by whoever took clarence thomas on his last vacation [ laughter ] the irs last week placed a lien on a florida property owned by rudy giuliani. i'm guessing the haunted mansion? [ laughter ] "it's all yours. those ghosts won't let me sleep. [ laughter ] after leaving the white house, former president trump reportedly shared details about the capabilities of u.s. nuclear submarines with an australian billionaire, including how close they c

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well.f you don't mind, we're going to get to the news former president trump's attorney, joe tacopina, said in a new interview that it was a, quote, "relief" to see the final charges against trump. all right, you know it's bad when 34 felonies is a relief [ laughter ] ugh, whew, really! dodged a bullet there! [ laughter ] after attending a rally in manhattan in support of former president trump on tuesday, georgia congresswoman marjorie taylor greene criticized new york during an interview with fox news host tucker carlson and said, quote, "i think it's a very terrible place. but the joke's on you, marjorie. because once you think that, you're officially a new yorker [ laughter ] after he was arraigned on tuesday in manhattan, former president trump reportedly sat on the patio of mar-a-lago and used his ipad to play music over the club speakers, including "macho man" by the village people [ laughter ] "hey, man, you can't play that here anymore," said the governor of florida [ laughter and

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i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope you're doing well. if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news during the first ballot in today's house speakership vote, ohio congressman jim jordan fell short of the 217 votes necessary to become speaker. republicans are determined to keep trying until they finally get it wrong [ laughter ] during the first ballot in today's house speakership vote, several republicans voted for former new york congressman lee zeldin, which means they're running out of options, even alphabetically [ laughter ] "what about ziggy zizaks he's strong on the border, right? florida governor ron desantis over the weekend announced that about 200 floridians were evacuated from israel and landed in tampa, marking the first time in recorded history that anyone was happy to land in tampa [ light laughter ] "eh. oh, maybe we'll meet tom brady!" "what? retire?" in a post today on truth social, former president trump said that ohio congressman jim jordan will be a great house speaker and added that he had his, quote, "complete

i'm seth meyers and this is "late night.everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause that's great to hear in that case, let's get to the news former president trump spent last night at trump tower after appearing at his civil fraud trial. it's good to be home, said trump, as he walked into the courtroom. [ laughter ] on the first day of former president trump's civil fraud trial, "the new york post" reported that a large takeout order from mcdonald's was brought into the courthouse. wow, i knew he was in trouble but i didn't know they were seeking the death penalty. [ laughter ] during the opening of yesterday's trial, former president trump's lawyer claimed that trump's mar-a-lago club would sell for at least $1 billion oh, i'm sure he could get that just for what's in the shower. [ laughter ] after florida congressman matt gaetz filed a resolution that would remove kevin mccarthy from the speakership, mccarthy tweeted, "bring it on," and gaetz replied, quote, "just did. you know, a lot of people think joe biden is too old

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it's called "family trips with the meyers brothers.lk to people about the trips they took when they were kids people like anna farr -- anna farris, excuse me ike barinholtz, my good friend ike barinholtz my good friend john mulaney. [ cheers ] and this week, you can check out my good friend jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause and also, i'm going back to my hometown i'm going back to manchester, new hampshire. i'm going to do a standup show on november 4th. it's going to be a lot of fun. in the snhu arena. it's very cool for me. the first show i saw in the snhu arena was bob dylan. that is true, and that is why the entire -- my entire standup set i'm going to do it in my bob dylan impression [ laughter ] "you hear this you see about this?" [ laughter ] all right. moving on. after three weeks of humiliated chaos, republicans finally elected a speaker of the house who isn't just a far right election denier but was actually one of the architects of the effort to overturn the 2020 election results. the house gop's decision comes as trump hi

call jacoby and meyers. for you since 1972 across the country, employees walk the picket lines this morning at the kaiser permanente redwood city medical center. talks between unions and one of the country's biggest health care providers have now stalled . as fox's mark meredith reports, another walkout could follow if a deal is not reached . talks between kaiser permanente and union organizers appear to be at a standstill. thousands of health care workers hit the picket line for a second day thursday, calling for higher pay and increased staffing. we're not here for the money. we are actually here for the patients. that's what we signed up to be here for. but in a statement, kaiser says it's also committed to the patients writing, quote. kaiser permanente our industry and our employees are now operating in a new cultural, labor and post-pandemic environment that we are all working hard to understand, and we are committed to finding workable solutions. what kind of power? union power . on wednesday, tens of

oh, gosh good evening i'm seth meyers. this is "late night.y doing tonight [ cheers and applause that's good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news authorities in las vegas last week arrested a suspect connected to the 1996 murder of rapper tupac shakur. so if you're keeping track, that's now five indictments. [ laughter ] former president trump appeared in a manhattan court today for the start of a $250 million civil fraud lawsuit brought against him, two of his children, and his company, though trump was handed an early defeat when he realized he'd have to spend the whole day with two of his children. [ laughter ] president biden over the weekend signed a bill to fund federal agencies just minutes before the government was set to shut down. it was so close, they had already put the new sign up. [ laughter ] president biden last week reportedly became the first modern president to join striking autoworkers on the picket line, and, man, was he excited to be referred to as "modern. [ laughter ] "hey, all right. president biden yesterday w

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♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers.onight -- nick offerman -- star of "shelter of solitude" actress siobhan fallon hogan music from jungle. featuring the 8g band with craig reynolds ♪ [ cheers and applause and now, seth meyers >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers, and this is late night [ cheers and applause how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause that's great to hear in that case, let's get to the news the house of representatives voted yesterday to remove speaker kevin mccarthy well, kevin, don't cry because it's over. cry because it happened. [ light laughter ] that's right the house voted yesterday to remove a speaker from power for the first time in 234 years. well, they removed him from office it's hard to have power when you have all the fire and charisma of the facebook silhouette guy [ light laughter ] i mean, look at his face this is a man who either got removed. he either got removed as speaker or just got called his brother's name in bed. [ light laughter ] do i say something or do i just let

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. we hope everybody is doing well tonight. you don't mind, we're going to get to the news president biden said yesterday that he plans to deliver a speech about aid for ukraine and to make sure people tune in, he promised to go no teleprompter [ laughter ] while leaving the courtroom yesterday during the third day of his civil fraud trial, former president trump told reporters he would rather be in iowa and now, he's also facing one count of perjury [ laughter ] according to a new study, mortgage applications have hit a nearly three-decade low which is bad news for people who just lost their house [ laughter ] new york mayor eric adams began a four day tour of latin america yesterday and plans to dissuade migrants from traveling to the city apparently he's going to do it by telling them that he's the mayor. [ laughter ] in a new interview, republican senator markwayne mullin criticized florida congressman matt gaetz and said that gaetz had bragged that he would crush erectile dysfunction medicine and quote, "chase it with ener

stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. good night, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight, "late night" is back with an all-new hour-long "closer look." featuring the 8g band with craig reynolds ♪ [ cheers and applause and now, seth meyers >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm -- what, here? oh, gosh good evening i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. how is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause that's good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news authorities in las vegas last week arrested a suspect connected to the 1996 murder of rapper tupac shakur. so if you're keeping track, that's now five indictments. [ laughter ] former president trump appeared in a manhattan court today for the start of a $250 million civil fraud lawsuit brought against him, two of his children, and his company, though trump was handed an early defeat when he realized he'd have to spend the whole day with two of his chil

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but even garber, he finds tiger meyer meyer finds the endzone so they get on the board after big yards to the house fire. but after that. they didn't score again. it was just 35 to 7 or 42 to 7 was the final tonight. if ucla continues to show why they're ranked so high in stanford continues to struggle. now in arizona tonight, the phillies and the diamondbacks. they played a pivotal game 5 with the series tied at 2 games visiting phillies fans were hoping to get, you know, out of the desert with and lead in the series will that came through it and get their first that that is the you know, the phillies. they were up 2 to nothing in the >> when their offense had a power surge first, it was kyle schwarber. >> he finds gallon. he way out to center field right center field for 460 one, 4th 5004th homer of the series and then get this one with 444 feet. he says they can do that, too. and he did it almost in the same spot is where schwab or sit one out of heart. and while they pretty dominate today, you can see it there the screen with score. the bottom of the screen. 61, the phillies and th

on october 7th, stein meyer expressed his empathy for the families of those who were killed and also kidnapped. he described it as barbarism and declared that nothing will be the same since come off as attack. 2 weeks ago. he also talked about how, how mazda is terrorism, has led to a man suffering of the palestinian people in gaza, and urged everyone not to forget the innocent citizens of gaza who do not support from us. he also touched on the impact of this conflict in the middle east on life in germany. the country has seen a intense spike and anti semitic incidents, vandalism, as well as a tax and, and attempted fire bombing of a synagogue in berlin's capital. we talked about how these incidents fill him with shame and anger and underscored that germany cannot tolerate any form of anti semitism. whether it's coming from the right or the left, whether it's new or old, and every citizen of germany, everyone who lives in this country needs to understand germany's responsibility to protect you wish life because of the country's history during the holocaust us and i'm joined in the st