please welcome michael b. jordanplause ] >> jay: don't be putting your hand in the tip jar. what happened there? [ laughter ] >> i can't. i was in new york walking around with my girlfriend back home from the premiere of the movie. and she's not used to walking on the new york city sidewalks with the subway grate. she's in a beautiful dress, high heels. heel inside the grate. she took a spill. i tried to stop it. i tried to grab her and break her fall, but i wound up landing on my hand, and i broke it. [ audience aws ] i tried to be the good guy. >> jay: yeah. [ laughter ] wow, i'm sorry to hear about that. well, i -- >> yeah, that's all right. >> jay: i hope she rewarded you for your courage. >> i have an at-home nurse now. >> jay: really? >> it's kind of hard to get dressed and wash up and stuff like that. >> jay: are you left or right-handed? >> i'm right. >> jay: okay. so what's the hardest thing to do now? [ laughter ] >> um. tie a tie! [ applause ] >> jay: tie a tie. >> tie a tie. tie a tie, yeah. [ cheers and

welcomes -- oscar-winning actress, cate blanchett, from the movie "fruitvale station," actor michael b. jordan, the music of court yard hounds, and we play "meal or no meal." and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much. [ applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] hi, everybody! welcome to the show. thank you. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] nice to have you all. you know, i have been learning more about the this nsa spying scandal. what are the odds that the only emails and phone calls the nsa didn't listen to are anthony weiner's? what are the odds? [ laughter ] you know, i love how two years ago when weiner resigned, he said more embarrassing pictures may come out in the future. [ light laughter ] do you know how he knew that? 'cause he went home after that and sent them. [ laughter ] that's how he knew. that's how he was able the to predict the future. [ cheers and applause ] well, did you hear weiner's latest defense? he said, "what politician doesn't send out junk mail?" okay. [ rim shot ] [ laughter ] you know, i know we are al

welcomes -- oscar-winning actress, cate blanchett, from the movie "fruitvale station," actor michael b. jordanthe music of court yard hounds, and we play "meal or no meal." now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: thank you very much. [ applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] hi, everybody! welcome to the show. thank you. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] nice to have you all. you know, i have been learning more about the this nsa spying

cate blanchett, michael b. jordan and court yard hounds. tomorrow night, katy perry.ing right now. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasti company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. thank you so much, everybody. look at this crowd. looking good out there tonight. that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. welcome, everybody, to "late night with jimmy fallon." i'm your host, da-da. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ yes. it's been a crazy couple of days. i -- actually, it's one day. it was just yesterday. it feels like it's been four -- i'm at a four-day conference or something. it's very taxing on the fathers. i don't know how it is for the mothers, but very taxing. i'm emotionally drained. i'm the father of a beautiful baby girl. [ cheers and applause ] she's so cute. her name is winnie rose fallon, and she is so cute. [ audience aws ] she is five pou