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michael b. jordan has gotten the rights.mother comes from a land that's notre ly on the map. it's about the things we hand down for generations. in this caset's an incredible gingerbread recipe. it weird doing aood and book segment, how can we not do this. >> so obvioushat to do here. i did a gingerbread tea party. it's very whimsical. the writer is from england. we'v got your tea pots. >> what's the bundt cake? >> a gingerbread bundt cake. gingerbread cookies are a ltle too holiday. cake is perfect for a party. the recipe is on the website. we've got the oranges which you can see here. the's actually this beautiful theme in the book where the mother and daughter give each her three oranges or send each other three orange emojis to say i love u. we're reflecting that in there. a cute touchould be maybe if you send a guest home with maybe three oranges. guests our >> that would be really fun. >> a next-level book club. i want to in. >> what's our last book? "the otheramericans" by laila, told from the perspective of nine diff

. >> i want to say one quick thing, as well, michael b. jordan has gotten the rites.s incredible. incredible gingerbread recipe. it is weird doing a food and book segment. how could we not pick this booka tea party. this is a british tone to it. we have the teapot. >> what is this bunt cake? >> gingerbread cake. you can share it. the recipe is on the website. you can make that at home. >> i can see making that. >> pair it with shortbread. we have a oranges, which you can see here. there's actually this beautiful theme in the book where the mother and daughter give each other three orange emojis to say, i love you. >> oh. >> we're reflecting that in here. i think a cute touch would be if you were to send your guests home with three oranges. we love our guests. >> that would be really fun. >> next-level book club. >> it really is. >> i want to join your book club. >> come to my book club. >> what's our last book, isaac? >> this is "the other americans" by lalami. this is an incredible, fascinating novel, told from the perspective of nine characters. it is a character-dr