michael jordan you know what i mean >> definitely. >> and what's even more intimidating now, david letterman has god's beard. >> yeah. >> seth: yeah,th: yeah, yeah, yeah. right. >> he's scary. >> 'cause he's gonna be like, "you know what i'm putting ten plagues on you family." >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> he has, like, that beard that's like, "yo, i walk around bare foot all the time." >> mm-hmm. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> you know what i'm saying? >> seth: yeah. the beard -- that beard is like replacing foot wear. [ laughter ] >> yes >> you know what i'm saying? it's full of wisdom. >> yes >> seth: i want to ask i know you're a yankee fan, representing right now jeter, very happy for him i assuming >> let's go, jeter [ clapping ] [ cheers and applause let's go jeter [ clapping ] >> seth: yeah. >> what i want to do is -- >> all of us, as a country, as a nation, we must band >> seth: yeah, that's right. all of the baseball writer association, everybody but one voted for jeter. >> right were you upset >> i was incensed. >> you know, that was one of the first times i realized i am a jerk yankees fan >> seth: yeah. >> because it's not