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and performance artist michael carbonaro.cleto and the cletones. >> dicky: and now, believe it or not, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you very much. welcome to the show. i'm jimmy, and -- and that's my go-kart. thank you. i appreciate that. hold on, let me make my hair perfect. there we go. wow. that's very nice. degeneres show," and she gave me a go-kart for saving her life, so i've been driving it everywhere. has ellen ever given you a go-kart? >> all: no. >> jimmy: i didn't think so. wearing a helmet? that's because i'm rebellious. that's right. one of my new year's resolutions is to raise more hell in 2011. i'm doing it with the go-kart there. i'm planning on eating my body weight in pez, as well. that's what 2011 has in store with me. do you have a new year's resolution, uncle frank? >> do i have a new year's resolution? yeah, to stay alive for at least one more year. >> jimmy: that's a very good one. [ applause ] and you're doing it because you are actually multiplying. this morn