. >> seth: and michael ian black was actually on the show earlier this year. and we were talking, because you guys -- >> mckinley. >> seth: yeah, mckinley, you guys had a sex scene in the film. >> yeah. >> seth: a lot of sex scenes. [ light laughter ] yeah. a very moving sex scene. i don't know why everyone is laughing. >> it was very moving. >> seth: you guys -- you often hear the sex scenes are choreographed. did you guys -- >> no, not this one. [ laughter ] >> seth: no. >> they're improv. >> seth: if i remember, it was in a shed. >> it was. >> seth: i mean, again, this is at camp -- sheds where i think a lot of us at camp would get our business done. but -- and it was -- a really funny sex scene. >> yeah, and we kept our socks on. i remember we kept our socks on for it. >> seth: and those are '80s socks so you can tell they're on. >> big tube socks. yeah. yeah. we put a lot of what -- you know that sweat stuff. you know, that glistening gel. >> seth: um, sure. [ laughter ] >> you know -- >> seth: i've seen it on qvc. qvc. the glistening gel, you see -- >> i

and then actor, comedian, pirate michael ian black is >>> welcome back.reportedly embracing his slow but steady wins the race philosophy, making a habit of passing out tiny turtle figurines to children along the campaign trail. is rebranding himself as the joyful tortoise going to change everything? the panel is going to discuss. okay. so, he goes out to little kids, he reaches in his pocket, and he pulls out tiny turtles, he gives them to the terrified children. how does the analogy work? >> it's not creepy at all. the only way his tortoise and the hare analogy is if the tortoise father and brother already beat the hare in two races and the tortoise was the heavy favorite going into this race. that's the only way this works. also, tortoises and turtles are not the same things. tortoises live on land, turtles live in water. i guess this is good for bush because he is under water in most polls. >> here's a quote from jeb bush as he is handing out the turtles. he says i have a bunch of turtles. i got the little baby jesus, i got my rosary beads and three tu

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i will be speaking with michael spence this afternoon, with ian bremmer.so much for joining us. they do today on bloomberg radio and bloomberg tv, i will speak with haruhiko kuroda, the governor of the bank of japan. york,s a: 30 a.m. in new 1:30 p.m. in london. this is "bloomberg surveillance ." ♪ tom: from the world economic forum meetings in davos, "bloomberg surveillance." our final day in davos as we dash to london and then head back to the eastern seaboard. vonnie: let's start with ge, the big earnings report this morning. unfortunately, it missed on the top line because the stock reversed, now down 2/3 of 1%. $.52 a share is what earnings per share came in at. that was a three cent beat. the first through -- the first three weeks of the year were especially volatile, but one economist believes there is enough grow out there -- in of growth out there. oil and gas are the two big bets ge is making at the moment. let's have a look at the equity markets right now. the nikkei, that rebounded, up a betterg the week to place for the nikkei and japan in gen

michael: if you go to our website, you will see my cartoons every single day. you can get me on twitter. and on facebook. "ianthe name of the book is give me liberty or give me over on the care." michael ramirez, thank you for being here. michael: it was my pleasure. ♪ [captioning performed by the national captioning institute, which is responsible for its caption content and accuracy. visit ncicap.org] oh >> for free transcripts or to give us your comments, visit us at q&a.org. our programs are also available at c-span broadcast -- c-span podcast. >> if you enjoyed this interview with michael ramirez, author and illustrator molly crabapple talking about her illustrations about the guantanamo detention center. syndicated columnist diana west on cultural and political issues from a self-described conservative viewpoint. search our entire video library at c-span.org. c-span takes you on the road to the white house and into the classroom. our student cam documentary contest asks what issues you want to hear from the presidential candidates. next the british youth parliament debate on public transportation. membe

michael wayne edwards went on trial today for taking up skirt video and exposing himself here in this shopping center. in fact, he pleaded guilty to those charges today. and judge ian flaherty sentenced him. he appealed the case and the judge let him continue his bond and set him free. >> we have no comment. >> reporter: michael wayne edwards walked out of the fairfax county courthouse after pleading no contest to two counts of unlawful filming an one count of public masturbation. >> it gives him license to do it again. >> reporter: he found his victims at this rest and safeway near the gym where he used to work. the prosecutor said edwards recorded cell phone video under his victim's skirt, then followed her outside and shouted have you seen this and then exposed himself. >> it is a crime against women. i don't think crimes against women are taken seriously enough. >> reporter: the prosecutor says edwards targeted the same woman twice. he is being investigated for a september incident at this commuter lot in his home near centerville. a 44-year-old woman was walking off a bus and felt something on her back. she saw a black male with his hands covering his genital

michael. >> all right, thank you, guys. best-selling author dr. ian smith who has secrets to keeping your new year's resolutions going which is hard for all of us with his new book "the shred power cleanse," which features a powerful detox program to help you lose weight and get back on track. welcome. >> thanks, man. >> i was in the gym yesterday. the gym was crowded and trainer looked at me and said, michael, don't worry, come a few weeks nobody will be here, one-third of all the people have already quit with their resolutions that they already had but your diet you say is a way to jump-start and give somebody a good start and restart on their diet plan. >> the "the shred power cleanse" is a two-week cleanse. the average weight loss in two weeks was eight pounds, not just weight loss but also lowering blood pressure, lowering cholesterol level, a huge group of people, 30,000 doing the challenge at shredlife.com. every monday we start a shred purple smooth economy challenge. what are they? >> youou get four meals a day and two snacks, these are some

michael." today, actor, director writer and producer, tyler perry. plus we continue our "new year new you" series with dr. ian