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actor, writer and comedian michael ian black, author. he loves trump. i didn't know that. she's more lit than the olympic torch. joanne there she is. u.s. army special force member gary shepherd. she's the angel of angst, kat. and like a shopping cart at walmart he leaves them rolling in the aisles. i missed you. first, so sweaty, recently donald trump went after three things you don't go after. firefighters, gold star moms, babies. it's all part of this week's episode of -- ♪ >> that's my trump! >> ah. his first target, the fire marshal at a rally. >> now because of your fire marshal, who i am not a fan of, he's probably a democrat, probably a guy that doesn't get it, i'm going to go into the other room and say hello to people that didn't get your location. >> okay. so before that rally, trump was actually trapped in an elevator. you know who rescued him? the firefighters. by the way, that's a personal fantasy of mine except i'm dressed like a school girl. all right. second target, mr. khan's wife after khan's convention speech. >> if you look at his wife she was standing

and, apparently, there was a with our friend michael ian black last week. he had just bought a hot tub and i was asking him about it. jim? >> stephen: the other big news on you, and tell me if this is true, you bough a hot tub. >> hell, yeah, i bought a hot tub! >> stephen: okay, seems like a simple conversation, no problem there. but this is what cbs broadcast on closed caption. i bought a hot harriet tubman. ( laughter ) ( applause ) this is problematic for so many reasons. i mean, for one, "hot harriet tubman?" that's-- ( laughter ) ( applause ) that's redundant. let's go down. ( laughter ) but i'd like to assure everyone that he did not "purchase a hot harriet tubman." and also-- as it was captioned just moments later-- he does not "spend most of his time in the hot harriet tubman." ( laughter ) ( applause ) by the way. not true. it's not true! he didn't say it. it was closed captioned. by the way, i'm officially turning down michael's invitation to join him in his hot harriet tubman. i'm flattered. it's just not my scene. would like to apologize to my