everybody is like michael jordan is here. michael jordan is here. michael jordan is here.o play it cool. hey, man, i am obviously a big fan. i am sure everybody is going to be get act you so i just wanted to say hi before it got too crazy. and i literally turned my head and realized. i peeed epeed a little bit. >> jimmy: have you played golf with michael? >> i have played golf with michael. don't do that. >> jimmy: he gambles, competitive, and cheats, and all that stuff? >> specifically, yes. all in that order. >> jimmy: how much did he get from you? >> we got to the 14th hole. he was not playing very well. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> we had not gambled at that point. and -- and he, he said, oh, i won't say the amount of money that he said we should play each hole, but it was a lot -- it was -- it rhymes with a -- million. i said, on the tee box on the 14th hole. i said, are you [ bleep ] kidding me? i said, i said, let me ask you a question, before you say that, does your brain say, i'm going to sound like the biggest [ bleep ] ever? and obviously he knew i was joking. oh, come

it was a party and michael jordan, i see him. i never met michael jordan. o you and you guys are talking, so i go up. and you say, "jimmy, do you know michael?" i go, "oh, hey, michael, how is it going?" and i went to give him a kiss on the cheek. [ light laughter ] i know, right? i don't know why. but he went to give me a kiss on the cheek, the other side. but we came together kissed on the lips. [ laughter ] it was the weirdest thing. and you stand there and he goes, "don't worry about it. just get out of here. just get out of here. don't worry about it. just get out of here." and i wanted to chug like 100 beers after that. [ laughter ] i was so embarrassed. that was the only time that michael jordan was -- [ talking over each other ] >> and you got married shortly there ever. >> jimmy: i did, yeah. [ laughter ] i got my stuff together, absolutely. well, you've -- with "snl," would you ever host "saturday night live" again? because you were a fantastic host. >> well, thank you. that was a long time ago. [ cheers ] that was 12 years ago. almost 13 years ago

this is your michael jordan gear. this is your polo. this is your nice 501 jeans, you guys.yourself for. who speaks spanish here? can you read that? [ speaking spanish ]. >> what does that mean? >> something about sexual assault. >> sexual assault. >> warning you about sexual assault in prison, how to protect yourself against it. >> the inmates are in essence the deterrent that will guide these youth back to a life of contributing to society. >> this is the building we live in, north block. and this building they have little small cells that are 9 x 4, nine feet tall, four feet wide. that's smaller than a walk-in closet, you guys, but yet two men live in those cells in that building. look where you at, man, you in a cage like an animal. have you ever been to a zoo? >> yeah. >> the cages for the monkeys are bigger than this, right? okay then, so what does that tell you about herself. >> they got more freedom than this. >> the animals get more freedom than us, right? so you need to really be thinking. >> they're treating me lower than animals, lesser than animals. >> this is b

. >> another woman filing suit against michael jordan.have her picture as well. >> which pretty much tells the story. >> yes. >> i'm sorry, everyone goes hogging every now and then. [laughter] >> khloe kardashian celebrating her fourth anniversary with lamar by dropping off his name on her twitter handle. >> it's interesting that she's doing that and he's boning a chick i

michael jordan of frisbee. >> the fact that he turned the frisbee tossing into a career, that's got the world to think. >> from a camel, we got to say my favorite part of this video from dubai -- >> if i make this shot, i'm buying this camel. >> apparently now brodie smith also owns a camel. >> if you want to see all of these trick shots from brodie, go to our website or check it out on our mobile app. >>> disney's toon town is an online gaming community you can go for interactive games. and a lot of people, grown-ups and kids, participated in it. this man is shuttering toon town september how could they? >> toon town? >> that's exactly how charlie feels, nick. >> toon town is going to close. >> as you can see here, charlie is not happy about toon town going away so his dad chris set the camera to rolling and told charlie to make his appeal to disney. >> it's really fun. >> toon town has been around for ten years. >> why in the world would they close it? so many people enjoy toon town. >> the number of people using toon town is diminishing but the number of people using club penguin, an

. >> another woman filing suit against michael jordan.ture as well. >> which pretty much tells the story. >> yes. >> i'm sorry, everyone goes hogging every now and then. [laughter] >> khloe kardashian celebrating her fourth anniversary with lamar by dropping off his name on her twitter handle. >> it's interesting that she's doing that and he's boning a

buy some shades ♪ mini skirt with my js on ♪ with some shades on ♪ and a on >> offense to all michael jordanpping in "23." go on tv and watch. smoke cigarettes. she's stripping down for the cover of the latest "rolling stone." her twerking was a big topic of conversation. she's likely done with twerking after all the controversy but says she could have gone much further with robin thicke if they wanted and wants to know why she's faced so much criticism but nothing directed towards thicke although he's gotten some criticism but it's a little unbalanced. >>> one of the most anticipated comedy sequels along with anchorman 2." look at jim carrey and jeff bridges, still look good in character as lloyd christmas and harry dunn back for "dumb and dumber 2" and spell it t-0. the fairrrelly brothers will be back to direct it. >> hey. want to hear the most annoying sound in the world? >> aaagh! >> guys, guys, guys! >> i like the kung fu dream sequence the best. i just break out laughing like a camel in the geico commercial. "way too early," alejandro encouraging visitors to get their thrills in the n

these aren't any shoe, sneakers that michael jordan wore. most memorable game ever.r auction, 1997, nba finals against the utah jazz and this was his flu game where he had 103 fever. he actually when the game was over, the utah jazz ball boy who they just beat asked for the shoes. he signed them and gave them to him. had them in a safe deposit box for 15 years. how much do you think the starting bids are going to be? >> a lot. i have no idea. >> six figures. >> yeah, absolutely. >> easily. >> $100,000. >> something like that. i heard that he actually had food poisoning >> that's what the trainer thinks, he was actually purposely food poisoned. who knows? >> all that stuff is sitting in those shoes for years in the closet. >> you need lysol. >> i thought you would say diamond encrusted manolo blahniks. >> talking about a male gorilla with an attitude problem. >> i got to tell you something, i feel i should be patrick the gorilla's attorney. he is at the dallas zoo being thrown out to south carolina for intense therapy. now, do you know what he did? he nipped one of th

years to come i know you aren't accepted to the final level the groundlings that reminds me of michael jordan making his high school basketball team thank you it's just i was good at it improv but there was no it had no currency back in the day there was nothing you could everything was scripted everything was you know if you're either on a sitcom you're the wrote for sitcom you acted in a sitcom or drama or what have you there was no hey i'm going to make stuff up as we go along which now we sort of have with a lot of reality shows and a pod cast and different forms of the media so it was like what i had was like gasoline refinery fifty years before the automobile came out. so every one of those wasn't a great rock band and i go no no one cared no one wanted you know. what's it like to be the voice of death you sporadically appears death on family guy. loves the macfarlane i love the show and my favorite is ted one of the great movies of the made while you're writing the demo do you do like to know i liked it i saw the friends i saw the screening before it was even the thing was even animate

. >> michael jordan is getting pretty heavy. but he's tall. neil: really?o is shaquille o'neal. [laughter] neil: so you are anti-big guy pitching the "let's move" campaign? >> under saying that you need proper poster boy. >> that is interesting. >> 17 teaspoons of sugar and a drink. neil: is that all? [laughter] >> we are hitting message saturation. the only way we are going to do this is marketable messaging. why do you think he's getting into buick city can't fit into? neil: i love a buick. anyway, do you think we will ever solve the obesity problem? >> well, you kind of have to. neil: well, coming up next, the future of television. i'm telling you that it is out of this world. and that wal-mart protesters demanding higher wages? i'm going to go even further. i'm going (announcer) scottrade knows our clients trade and invest their own way. with scottrade's smart text, i can quickly understand my charts, and spend more time trading. their quick trade bar lets my account follow me online so i can react in real-time. plus, my local scottrade office is there

a nonlinear, dark, dry-hue michael jordan, searingly critical, satirical, and profane masterpiece.parently high for much of the process. on heroin or a locally available prescription. and of course, the daily staple of many in these parts, hasheef, keefe, and majoun. how was it made? this was what i wanted to know. they were kind enough to demonstrate. keefe is first chopped into gran yuls and slowly melted into butter and chocolate over low heat to release the goodies within. the binder element is slow cooking in the pan, combination spices are blended with ka shoe -- cash shoes, walnuts and dry fruit. this will be the frame work to suspend the thc-laden goodness in the next step. the butter chocolate is added along with plenty of honey to bind together all the ingredients. then mix. last, you roll the entirety of the mixture into a bowl and either refrigerate or dig right in. you could pretty much spend, like, you know, five years of your life sitting around eating varmint, looking out in that direction going whoa, dude. i think a lot of people have spent five years pretty much d

>> we have actor michael b. jordan. he was in "liar" and he is going to play apollo creed's grandson in the next installment of the rocky franchise. >> apollo creed's grandson, you look forward to it? >> of course. >> yeah, man. >> this guy's great and he's so cute. station story. >> i went to go see that movie. it was during the day, i was by myself. i was the only white person in the movie theater. when the guy got shot in the movie, there was like five black ladies sitting next to me and they went "oh, hell no." i was like, it wasn't me. >> hey, man. >> coming up, kevin durant out in barcelona. he stopped by hookah lounge, puffing away and gets on a segway. >> that's driving under the influence. >> no, it's not. hookah, it's tobacco. obacco. >> next "tmz," britney spears big las vegas announcement, bigger than "x factor," >> 46 days until the nba season tips off. o.k.c. superstar kevin durant is working hard at relaxing. offseason hijinks! >> kevin durant out in barcelona. he stopped by hookah lounge. he is

. >> michael jordan was sentenced to life without parole from charges ranging from rape to burglary. he has called prison home for the past 24 years. >> after the honor dorm was developed, i was reluctant. this was a concept completely new to all of us. i put in an application, got involved before i started doing janitorial work or whatever was needed of me originally. i went from there to taking on a leadership role, currently teaching classes. >> each inmate in honor dorm has a job. ray everidge is serving life for theft. his job is dorm security. >> my job consists of monitoring the dorm. i walk down each aisle and check for what they call uniformity. uniformity is where you check to make sure all the beds are properly clothed and make sure all their living area is in order. >> in general population, correctional officers can write up inmates for infractions. >> thank you. >> but here in the honor dorm, fellow inmates police the hallways. >> if you see anyone violating, you give them a warning, tell them to stop doing it. if you see a direct violation, it's your option to give the

a nonlinear, dark, dry-hue michael jordan, searingly critical, satirical, and profane masterpiece.ently high for much of the process. on heroin or a locally available prescription. and of course, the daily staple of many in these parts, hasheef, keefe, and majoun. how was it made? this was what i wanted to know. they were kind enough to demonstrate. keefe is first chopped into gran yuls and slowly melted into butter and chocolate over low heat to release the goodies within. the binder element is slow cooking in the pan, combination spices are blended with cashews walnuts and dry fruit. this will be the frame work to suspend the thc-laden goodness in the next step. the butter chocolate is added along with plenty of honey to bind together all the ingredients. then mix. last, you roll the entirety of the mixture into a bowl and either refrigerate or dig right in. you could pretty much spend, like, you know, five years of your life sitting around eating varmint, looking out in that direction going whoa, dude. i think a lot of people have spent five years pretty much doing that. oh, who

. >> you have michael jordan here.er: this is how his wife reacted when she heard the $10,000 appraisal. we watched them take in the news and sat down with them after. so now are you going to sell it? >> no -- >> i don't know. >> are you saying no? >> reporter: that's the way it goes with "antiques roadshow" people with valuable items hold on to them. most appraise for less than $100. what do you have? >> i got this from my grandmother, she passed when i was 9 years old. they were so cute. such detail. >> reporter: it is beautiful. >> $20. >> reporter: $20. this 88-year-old woman brought with her a prized possession of her late husband. a picture of him kissing star betty grable. >> kissing betty grable. >> reporter: it's framed an autograph from the actress. >> the appraiser said it was worth 300 and the photograph is worth about that what does it mean to you? >> a lifetime. >> reporter: you should bring something to be appraised so my family wonder be at this great aunt ann's pin. it turns out it's real. it's worth t

. ♪ >> the answer to that question was michael jordan. welcome back to millionaire. sarah hreyo.h, you're about to play for some big money right now. >> big money. >> big, big money. >> i'm excited. >> here we go! let's play the game! [dramatic musical flourish] ♪ one letter away from meaning something a little dirtier, what is the abnormal sensation that ants are crawling on your skin? >> i have an idea about this one, but i'm not quite so sure as i was on the question before, so i think that i am gonna take this time and ask the audience to see what their thoughts are. >> all right. all right, audience, sarah needs your help on this. go to the keypads and vote now. [percussive music] ♪ all right, the vote is in. let's see what the audience has to say. ooh, wow. whoa, they're all over the place. >> you know, cedric-- >> the largest percent saying formication. what did you think it was? >> i didn't--i had it narrowed down between "c" and "d," actually. >> okay. >> so i think that, you know, we've had a really good time together. i learned that you are a natural at pageants. and w

you think michael jordan would want to be -- for the rest of his life?o he would want to be 23. >> he tried that. he played baseball. >> i believe anybody who said 50 would take a younger age in a heartbeat. they are probably at the peak of their wealth. >> most say 25. >> but i don't know if i would want to stay at this age because i am broke. i am not filthy wealthy, so i think at 50 you have made the mistake u.s. and are wiser and you know who you are and you have accepted the things you can't change. you can look like you are 25 because of medicine and technology. >> you can look like a horrible 25 with everything plastic and horrifying and women look like lions with their stupid mouths. >> we know the insides are dead. >> bill, you are 57. bill, are you 57? >> how many times do i have to tell you? >> try to make it hard to answer questions. >> i think this is crap because i would like -- i feel like i would have liked to have been in my 20s, but i don't remember anything. not a bless said thing. 30s are blurry and i hope 40s i will have a little mor

. >> reporter: we have, starring michael jordan, and a thing that athletes like to do. stop me if you heard this one. andy pettitte has announced he'll retire at the end of the yankee season this year. yes, it is the second time he has done that, but this time the yankee pitcher said he has done it for good. he wanted to do it while he's still wearing his pinstripes. he has five titles and said he's simply exhausted physically and mentally. if the cocain yankees do make ie postseason, his late game will be sunday. >>> dodgers won 41 of their next 59 games including last night 7-6, thanks to a pair of homers by ramirez. and then the dodgers were the first team to win the first nl west title since 2009 in l.a. and the third team to beat in last place on july first or later and still win their division. to celebrate they rubbed a little salt in the wound of the dodgers as they hit their actual pool in their own stadium in enemy territory. in boston the red sox with a chance to clinch their first postseason berth since 2009. pedroia with a single, and they're guaranteed a s

laughter ] he's going to teach them the key strategy that always worked for him, pass the ball to michael jordanapplause ] hey, if it works for them, they got a shot. they got a shot. they got a chance. this story makes me mad a little bit here. apparently, beyonce's boyfriend from way back -- have you heard about this guy? his name is lyndell locke. he is in the news -- he's saying he will always regret breaking up with her after cheating on her, and that beyonce will always love him. let me get this straight, so you cheated on beyonce, america's sweetheart, and now trying to get famous, this guy? that makes me mad. so, beyonce, just in case this has gotten you thinking, we thought we'd point out differences between jay z and your ex, this guy lyndell. first, jay z has 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. [ laughter ] lyndell has 99 problems, then he stopped counting. [ laughter ] he just has a lot of problems, he's got more than 99. [ applause ] probably in the hundreds. next up, jay z sometimes calls himself hova. lyndell sometimes calls himself just to make sure his phone still works. [ laught

>> we have actor michael b. jordan.in "liar" and he is going to play apollo creed's grandson in the next installment of the rocky franchise. >> apollo creed's grandson, you look forward to it? >> of course. >> yeah, man. >> this guy's great and he's so cute. station story. >> i went to go see that movie. it was during the day, i was by myself. i was the only white person in the movie theater. when the guy got shot in the movie, there was like five black ladies sitting next to me and they went "oh, hell no." i was like, it wasn't me. >> hey, man. >> coming up, kevin durant out in barcelona. he stopped by hookah lounge, puffing away and gets on a segway. >> that's driving under the influence. >> no, it's not. hookah, it's tobacco. obacco. >> next "tmz," britney spears big las vegas announcement, bigger than >> 46 days until the nba season tips off. o.k.c. superstar kevin durant is working hard at relaxing. offseason hijinks! >> kevin durant out in barcelona. he stopped by hookah lounge. he is puffing

. >> michael jordan, 23 -- >> i do like the fact that she chose 23. >> that's what i'm noticing.room. i'm going to get a lot of e-mails from moms this morning. saying what's that all about? >>> one more, jon hamm, you might have noticed the raspy voice at the end. let's move on to the serious stuff. turns out he's got a polyp in his throat. he's going to have that removed next week in boston. rest assured you'll see one episode of madman for the next 30 years. this will not affect the "mad man" schedule and mr. hamm will be fine. that's it. chris and kate, all yours. >>> all right, everybody, it's time for "new day." ♪ >>> i intend to speak in support of defunding obama care until i am no longer able to stand. >> hamming it up. senator ted cruz reads "green eggs and ham" to his kid during a marathon senate floor speech to protest obama care. he can't actually block a vote but can his party stop him? >>> president of iran, day views on the stage but can the world trust him. >>> a male gorilla at the dallas zoo going to therapy for being a jerk to females. kicked out of his bachelo

radio is to me what basketball is to michael jordan. he once said that he couldn't believe anyone is going to pay him to go to the hoop. i couldn't believe that anyone was going to pay me to live my dream. i have wanted to be in radio since i was 8 years old. my mother brought me a transistor radio. i was an expert on willie nelson, conway twitter and country and western music stars. when i got my radio for the first time, i heard black disc jockeys. it turned out wolfman jack wasn't black because they didn't allow black men on the radio back then. >> reporter: for cathy hughes, achieving her goal was no easy task, it took faith in god, hard work, and the ability to persevere, even after she became a young teenage mother. >> i was 16 when i got pregnant with my son. that's when i said my greatest accomplishment was i figured it out. he and i both were destined to be statistics. >> reporter: she completed college often taking her son alfred with her. she remained focused on achieving her dream of becoming the best she could be. that dete

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player, 27 consecutive 20 win seasons -- 1 final four appearance, two ncaa championships and one michael jordan. and mi very pleased to have dean smith here. i want to talk but in your life and how you came to love this game so much that i love so much. >> you don't miss the coaching. you don't miss being there some of so that you would consider returning? >>. >> no, you know, charlie what happened was that in our area there is so much interest in basketball. and then the coaches ask to do so many things outside of coaching and teaching. and actually those type of things that i wanted to avoid more than-- i loved going to practice and the games. but still my time never seemed-- i didn't have enough time to do what i liked to do. and thats with a factor in-- i did write a book and now i'm back in the public eye. and i said i'd never write a book until i chose you never say never. you know, bill is doing a great job, our program is established and it's just going keep going under his leadership. >> what was the joy of coaching for you? >> i think really did enjoy teaching, the practices more than

mood is just skepticism that it's going to come to that glowr all right, julian barnes here, michael jordan in geneva, thanks so much for joining us. >> thank you. >> woodruff: as we reported yesterday, the egyptian government has extended its state of emergency in the country for another two months. the move comes amid an ongoing crackdown on the muslim brotherhood, and stepped-up jihadi attacks in egypt's sinai region. in her latest report from cairo, chief foreign affairs correspondent margaret warner reports on the future of the brotherhood and political islam in the new egypt. >> patients flown in yesterday were seeking low-cost care and andidized medicines. it's one of two dozen hospitals in egypt, built and long supported by the muslim brotherhood. when we visited this one two years ago, patients spoke proudly of its brotherhood ties and high standards. but the hospital's director is keeping his distance from the group. who oper tospital? >> we are a branch of the medical association. we don't receive any help from the muslim brotherhood. >> warner: signs of the hospital's brotherhoo

michael jordan was the mvp all these years and then they decided to give it to karl malone.4. john lennon didn't get until after he died. that tells you about these award shows. >> you have been shutout of people's choice awards. >> it is unbelievable. i am going to do this for you guys. in return. >> is that a cohost. >> nobody just wants me. >> they do. >> i understand why i'm here. mika is here and i'm out. >> modern family won for best comedy. breaking bad took home best drama. you will have the full highlights in a bit. woe will tease this. >> i can't supposed to talk about any of this. >> you weren't. we have a lot going on. we will bring you up to speed on the latest from washington where ted cruz is dead set on defeating obama care. wow. we begin with the latest on the mall massacre in kenya. the latest death toll is at least 68 people dead and 175 injured. nbc nows's ron allen is in nairobi with the latest. >> police and helicopters were over the be seized west dpegate mall. the militant group linked to al qaeda claimed responsibility tweeted kenyan forces tried to

remember the michael jordan and larry bird will they are doing the same bit.n you pay him he has a very good personality. and now the media us scrunchy talks little humbled. (laughter) >> gary: apparently, if they could unless they go on in long losing streak. when you play one of the all-time greats merritt denver is up to a real nice start. >> he has seemed a lot and has done a great job in preparation so it will be hard it will come down to execution. the team that executes the best when a football game. >> gary: buccaneers safety and former 49er dashon goldson's 1-game suspension has been reduced to a $100,000 after an appeal >> flagrant and repeat violations of nfl safety rules prohibiting hits to the head and neck area of defenseless players. the latest incident was this hit on saints running back darren sproles >> gary: stamford and arizona state the colonel ranks this in america. it will be the toughest opponent and they are the most controversial i think you saw it jackie barrett jacqueline >> jacqueline: (laughter) >> gary: >> gary: that is my favori

from comedy central, keegan michael key and jordan peele! the music of gregory porter! and jaywalking! and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: hi, folks! thank you very much. welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. have a good weekend because the federal government is on the verge of shutting down. [ audience ohs ] it is bad, it is bad. you see the sign in front of the white house today? "coming soon, white castle." [ laughter ] that's not good. not good. we are three days away from a a shut down. two days away from a total collapse if you're a new york giants fan. [ audience ohs ] so it is not a good week. you know, i'm not saying things are going badly for the new york giants and eli manning. today, miley cyrus volunteered to twerk eli just so he could see what an end zone looked like. [ laughter and applause ] speaking of 0-3 teams, to help boost attendance, the winless jacksonville jaguars are offering fans two free beers if they buy a ticket to this weekend's game. [ laughter ] two beers, huh

b.we have actor michael jordan.o creed's grandson thehe next installment of rocky franchise. grandson, youd's it? forward to >> this guy's great and he's so great. >> he told me a great story. >> i went to go see that movie. day, i was bythe myself. i was the only white person in the movie theater. shot in the got movie, there was like five black ladies sitting next to me and went "oh, hell no." i was like, it wasn't me. >> hey, man. >> coming up, kevin durant out barcelona. hookah lounge, puffing away and gets on a segway. >>>>>> that's driving under the influence? >> no, it's not. >> a-rod is not the image you want to set if you want to say you're committed to baseball. >> i'm super depressed, i'm ♪ [ growls ] yeah. [ smooches ] hello? jimmy john's? [ man growls ] and hurry. [ growls ] [ zip! ] jimmy john's. phew. that's fast. [ male announcer ] jimmy john's. freaky fast delivery! ♪ freaky fast delivery! what if we could keep that much plastic waste out of landfills each year. by using just one less trash bag each

year 1996, the economy was strong, seinfeld was on the air, michael jordan was winning championship himself dick kane were the best of friends. this is from a roast in honor of simpson retiring from the senate that year. >> you know, one of the personal memories i have, of course, is the fact that we went to congress together. i got elected to the house the same year al got elected to the united states senate in 1998. we came back as freshmen, okay, you develop a unique relationship when there is one congressman from the state and two senators and the senators take you to lunch once a month to make sure you don't aspire to higher office. >> higher office, dick cheney. why are we showing you this now? something happened that drove a wedge between alan simpson and dick cheney's family. we will explain that in a minute. the job jugglers. the up all-nighters. and the ones who turn ideas into action. we've made our passions our life's work. we strive for the moments where we can say, "i did it!" ♪ we are entrepreneurs who started it all... with a signature. legalzoom has helped start over 1 mill

from comedy central, keegan michael key and jordan peele! the music of gregory porter!nd jaywalking! and now, jay leno! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: hi, folks! thank you very much. welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. have a good weekend because the federal government is on the verge of shutting down. [ audience ohs ] it is bad, it is bad. you see the sign in front of the white house today? "coming soon, white castle."

we have four films that have black protagonists, black men in the lead, forest whittaker, michael b. jordane than one. and that you know, what i love is that that is a trueism and we've just got to celebrate it. >> thank you and listen, because of what's happening in washington, i'm sorry, i have to cut this short, but we will have you back. we'll do more on icon man. it made me cry, the evening, it was so amazing and just to be in the room with you guys was indeed an honor. >> it was great to be there with you, don. >> thank you, david. best of luck. i'm don lemon in new york. we are not going anywhere. we're going to keep you posted throughout the evening on the vote that will happen tonight in the house of representatives. it's a republican spending bill that would undermine obama care and could lead to a government shutdown at midnight on mound monday. right now, where they are debating their debating ahead of this vote that will get underway shortly. live updates throughout the evening. a full report when the vote is complete. meantime, crimes of the century begins three minutes here o