we turn now to michael kosta, everybody! eers and applause ) michael, you've got to help me understand, man. >> sure. >> trevor: john kelly's taken to the civil war. i don't get it. >> would be happy to help, trevor, but first i have to remind you it's dr. michael kosta. i have a ph.d. in history. >> trevor: we have been over this. you don't have a ph.d. >> well maybe not in your version of history. my degree is in revisionist history, and in our field the civil war was nothing but a failure to compromise. john kelly is 6,000% correct. >> trevor: why 6,000%? >> because that's as high as percentages go. i don't have all day to teach you things, trevor, okay? american history is full of equally valid sides failing to reach a compromise. it's the way our culture works. you don't understand that. you want to know why? because you're an outsider, trevor. take the civil war. one side wants slaves, the other side doesn't. both equally valid arguments and yet they couldn't find a compromise. >> trevor: wait, wait, wait. how can you p

was horrible. ( laughter ) for more information, we go live to senior neighborhood correspondent michael kostay! ( cheers and applause ) how did a minor dispute between neighbors get so out of hand? >> no, no, no, my friend. israel and palestine is a minor dispute between neighbors. this is far more serious. we're talking rich people and their lawns. >> trevor: so something like this was bound to happen? >> hell, yeah. you pack two wealthy doctors this close, barely an acre and a half between them, that was a shaken pelligrino waiting to explode. ( laughter ) think about this from a rich white man's point of view, trevor. everything in his life is perfect, then he gets home to find his neighbor's sycamore crushed his geraniums? makes me want to break some ribs right now! >> trevor: that's what i'm talking about, a little overboard, five ribs broken. >> he left 1 19 ribs off the ho. if you have limbs on my lawn, you might as well come over and (bleep) my wife, which is probably what's happening here, but let's just say it gardening! >> trevor: michael ladies and gentleman this is a robbery. ♪ w